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Re: Cyber Hearts Episode 25B

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(Act 2)

Later, the group continued through the castle they were in.

Bloo: Remind me again what we need to do to get this place to normal?

Grievous: It's simple, really. You just need Horror's Hand to change everything back to normal. (groans) I cannot believe that idiot, Fred Fredburger, was the one who ruined Endsville!

Yumi: (groans) Don't remind me.

Bloo: Ugh! This isn’t gonna be like Kill Bill, is it?

Frankie: Bloo! Aren’t you young to watch it.

Bloo: No, it’s awesome! There’s blood gushing out all over and there’s some awesome sword fights and-

Then, Eduardo yelped and Delete, hearing it, began throwing up.

Bloo: (sweatdrops) Uh, yeah...that’s how wimps take it.

Eventually, they had arrived where the keyhole was shown.

Danny: There it is.

Swiper: Let’s seal the keyhole, quickly!

They headed toward the keyhole, but then, a familiar purple creature blocked the path.

Delete: Yipes! Behemoth!

On top of him was a familiar cyborg with Horror’s Hand.

Hacker: Surprise, duncebucket.

He then used the glove as he spoke.

Hacker: Now, my creature, destroy them!

Then, Behemoth pounced toward the group, but they dodged quickly.

Yumi: Man, this is not good!

The creature kept slamming down as the group tried their best to hold it off.

Hacker: Ha-ha-ha! No use! He’s too powerful, more powerful than his brother.

Grievous: I hate to say it, but it looks like Hacker has outmatched us.

Just as Behemoth neared the group, attacks out of nowhere hit it, making it roar in pain and forcing Hacker off of it.

Hacker: Ahhh!

He landed on the ground as he shouted.

Hacker: Who dares attack “The” Hacker!?

Voices: We do!

The heroes, Hacker, and Behemoth then turned as they saw everyone that was in Traverse Town arrived.

Yumi: Ami!? How did you-

Ami: Hey, I wasn’t gonna let you beat that creep by yourselves, would I?

Matt: She’s right. We’re all allies, and together we can defeat that maniac, Hacker.

Jackie: That’s right.

Inez: (grins) Looks like the device Ray Ray found really did work.

Juniper: But how did you get here?

Monroe: We couldn’t figure it out...at least until Fred Fredburger here pressed the “Base” button.

Fred then appeared, waving to them.

Fred: Yes.

Hacker: (angrily) How dare you!

He then used Horror’s Hand quickly while Grim quickly spoke.

Grim: Everyone, out of the way, mon!

They screamed as they all dodged. Hacker then grabbed Gir and Zim.

Zim: Foolish green man who sounds like Doc Brown, I shall destroy you.

Hacker: Oh, no. I’ll make sure you’re destroyed first.

Fred: Hey, uh, where do I find the nachos?

Hacker: There aren’t any nachos.

Fred: Then where do I find the hot dogs?

Hacker: (annoyed) There are no hot dogs!

Fred: Pizza?

Hacker: (angrily) No!

Gir: Tacos?

Fred: I like tacos!

Hacker bonked the robot.

Hacker: Don’t encourage him!

Then, Terrence came with the Phage and Katz.

Katz: Hmph, why not?

Phage: You know it’s pretty obvious.

Terrence: Yeah, kill the twerps!

They gasped as Buttercup shouted.

Buttercup: No way!

Blossom: They have to live.

Then, they began shouting as a song began.

Good Guys: Live!

Bad Guys: Die!

Good Guys: Live!

Bad Guys: Die!

Delete then smiled as he began to sing.

Delete: (singing) Please save me, the Droid of the Keyblade
I’m the hero called the Droid of the Keyblade
With my skin and bones, and a skill of my own, to use the key of wits,
Time to make sure that we won’t surely quit.


Phage: (singing) I disagree about the Droid of the Keyblade
It should be me to kill the Droid of the Keyblade
The key’s not a toy for an idiot droid who can’t even tie real shoes
If the droid wins, then we’d all surely lose.


Grievous: (singing) Don’t I get to say about the Droid of the Keyblade?
Those bastards will kill the Droid of the Keyblade
All my rage is bottled up like a cage and like we were in iron bars
And we’ll never get rid of these mental scars.


Hacker: (singing/annoyed) I don’t care about the Droid of the Keyblade
I’m losing my hair over the Droid of the Keyblade
A mountain of stress is crushing up my chest, plus I’m going blind in one eye
And it’s all because of that stupid guy!


He then pointed to Fred Fredburger as they all saw Fred eating nachos that had automatically appeared.

Fred: Don’t worry, I found some nachos. Yes.

Hacker groaned as he bonked Fred on the head, then snatched the nachos away.

Fred: Ow.

Then, there were finger snaps all around.

Blossom: (rapping) Time to make you feel ill, old school style

Weregarurumon: (rapping) Delete's the corner in my square

Dora: (rapping) Delete's the chocolate n my eclair

Terrence: (rapping) Delete's the freshener in my air

Foxxy: (rapping) Delete's the conditioner in my hair

Loud: (rapping) DELETE'S THE PIC-A-NIC IN MY BEAR!

Monroe: (rapping) Delete's the cushion in my chair

Phage: (rapping) Delete's the renaissance in my fair

Mandy: (rapping) Delete's the anger in my stare

Fuzzy: (rapping) Delete's the stain in my underwear!

Julayla: (rapping/annoyed) Somehow I knew you were gonna go there.

All: (singing) For all of us and the Droid of the Keyblade
I wanna see the Droid of the Keyblade


Digit: (singing/annoyed) All this singing is driving me nuts!

Fred: (singing over Digit) I just want some nachos.

All: (singing) Why not split the keyblade in half?

Hacker: (singing) My ulcer's eating away my guts!

Fred: (singing over Hacker) Now I miss my nachos.

All: (singing) Now that would be a real good laugh

Delete: (singing) I really hate that we have to debate

Katz: (singing) For either us or for you?

All: (singing) It's obvious to everyone here
It's obvious to everyone here,
It's obvious to everyone that-


Fred: (stands up) I have to make poo poo!

Then, everyone stopped as they looked confused at Fred.

Grievous: What?

Fred: Uh, I have to go make a poo-poo.

Hacker then frowned, then had an idea.

Hacker: Yes, of course.

He then pointed to the one labeled “Men’s Room”.

Hacker: Just go in here. And don’t hurry back.

The elephant demon then went to the bathroom.

Fred: Yes.

When the door closed, the cyborg sighed, then turned angrily as he spoke.

Hacker: Now, where were we? Oh yes: Destroying the Droid of the Keyblade.

Delete: (confused) Are we still singing?

All: No!

Delete: (quickly) Okay, let’s get this over with.

Then, Behemoth attacked, using the same attack patterns like with the other.

Jackie: Ew! Don’t let that thing get my new shirt dirty!

Weregarurumon: (attacking) Wolf Claw!

He slashed down with his nails, hitting the creature on the face. It roared in pain as Hacker angrily shouted.

Hacker: You like to fight? Well, face your own fears...starting with the cyber turkey!

He then used the power of Horror’s Hand on Digit.

Digit: Ahh!

Cybersquad: No! Digit!

The bird was absorbed as he gasped. He then looked around, then noticed something on the ground.

Digit: Wh...what is this!?

He then picked up the object and saw the words on it.

Digit: (reading) “Organs of a human boy”?!

He gasped as he looked at the tubes of organs surrounding him.

Digit: No, not this again!

Matt: Didge!

Inez: What’s wrong?

Digit: The organs! I see organs everywhere!

Jackie: (notices) Ewww!

Digit: That’s the reason why I quit Hacker in the first place: because of the organs!

Grievous: (sweatdrops) And you thought my fear was pathetic.

Delete: Then one of us has to get Horror’s Hand out of him before he uses it on us.

Grievous: It won’t affect me, so let me do it!

He then jumped up as Bloo shouted.

Bloo: Wait, what was your fear?

The cyborg ran to the green man using the hand on Digit as everyone else kept attack Behemoth with everything they had.

Hacker: (notices) So, you want to join the idiot in fear, as well?

He then pointed the hand toward the cyborg.

Hacker: Well then, let me help you!

He then fired to the Kaleesh cyborg, but nothing affected him.

Hacker: Gah! How is that possible?

Phage: No, it cannot be!

Katz: He can’t have no fear unless...

Grievous: Correct, it won’t affect me because I’m already living my worst fear: hanging with an idiot!

Bloo: (anger mark) Hey!

With that, Grievous knocked Horror’s Hand off of Hacker.

Hacker: No!

It then landed on Delete as he spoke, pointing the glove to the four.

Delete: As a new master of Horror’s Hand...

The four villains were then automatically grabbed by what appeared to be the Force Choke.

Delete: I command you to be far, far away!

He then motioned his hand upward as the four were tossed up in the air as they screamed.

Four: AHHH!!

Phage: I’LL BE BACK, SANFORD!!!

In a twinkle in the sky, they were gone. The group cheered, but then stopped as Behemoth neared them.

Ah-Mah: This is not good! We need a miracle.

Just as Behemoth prepared to pounce, the door slammed opened, knocking the creature out as Fred came out of the men’s room.

Fred: Hey, the nachos? It made my poo-poo really stinky.

They all fell to the ground after that.

Fred: What?

A little later, Delete was using Horror’s Hand to control Behemoth as he stepped out of the way so Delete could seal the keyhole.

Delete: (smiles) Can I keep him and call him George?

Herriman: Really, Master Delete? What is it with you and naming every creature you find George?

Delete: Isn’t your first name George?

Herriman: (insulted) Why I never.

Foster: Just let it go, Bunny.

Delete then pointed his keyblade to the keyhole. Then, the keyblade shot out a beam, then locked the keyhole. Eventually, it disappeared, much to everyone’s smile (though Mandy never smiled). Delete then raised up Horror’s Hand as Mandy spoke.

Mandy: This place is in worse shape than I thought. And this used to be Billy’s house.

Delete: Don’t worry, I’ll change Deathsland back to Endsville. You’ll see.

He then pointed to the sky as the whole city was surrounded. Then, in a flash of light, everything changed from a dark and ruined city to a normal city-like place, including the place everyone was standing on: the castle changed back to Billy’s House.

Billy: (notices) Guys, look!

They then noticed Behemoth changing into a dog as it barked.

Mandy: I was wondering why Behemoth reminded me of Saliva.

Delete: (smiles) Thanks.

Kimiko: (coming in) That's good.

Charity: (coming in) Glad you guys took care of it.

Monroe: Don't worry about it. If Virus is defeated, then I'm sure that all the worlds that were destroyed will be restored, including Cyberspace.

Matt: And Motherboard along with Slider and the others.

Ray Ray: (sadly) Unfortunately, it will also mean goodbye.

Inez: And I have a feeling that they're separated for a good reason.

Billy: You mean like that every world's isolated and the impassable walls divided them, but the Heartless destroyed them and if the worlds get restored, the walls will, too?

Billy then breathed in once more.

Billy: And the bad thing would be that nothing would ever get through those walls again?

Mandy then whacked Billy as she spoke.

Mandy: You idiot, there aren't any walls. That's just a cover up. Besides, you know that Grim takes us to other worlds or dimensions, including to the Kids Next Door world.

Grim: (to Delete) Sorry, Billy can be an idiot at times. (normal tone) But we all know we can't forget each other.

Ray Ray: Yeah, I know I can't forget my sister, even if I wanted to.

Juniper: (glares) Hey, what does that mean!?

They laughed while Sailor Mars spoke.

Mars: Here, I think this is the last upgrade you'll need.

She then chanted as the spell casters (in Delete's group) got their fire spell upgraded to "Firaga".

Vultureman: After all, once our worlds are restored, we can go back home respectively...though I'm not sure if I should go back to the other mutants. After all, they do hate me.

Princess: Hey, why not stay with us? I mean, Townsville has lots of weird creatures, and they're perfectly happy with them. We get monsters all the time.

Buttercup: Princess, nice?! Ha-ha-ha!

Blossom: (groans) Buttercup!

Delete: But...I can't go back without my brother.

Ami: Delete...

He then looked seriously at Ami.

Delete: Ami, you, Matt, Jackie, and Inez must stay here at Endsville.

Frankie: Grandma, you and Herriman, too.

Foster: But...

Mac: Don't worry, Madam Foster. We'll take care of Frankie.

Eduardo: Si.

Maximus then looked at the cat that was with them: his mom.

Maximus: Mama, please take care of yourself.

Kikyo: (smiles) I'll make sure, Maxie.

Swiper looked at Dora as he hugged her.

Swiper: I'll come back, I promise.

Dora: (smiles) I know you will, Swiper.

Gaz then glanced at Zim for a bit.

Gaz: Stay out of our way next time.

Zim just secretly blushed as Gaz turned away from him.

Digit: (sighs) At least the bad part's over for now.

Delete: Didge, I have a feeling that there are worse things than organs. Much worse.

Digit: (groans) Now you tell me!

Bubbles hugged her sisters as she spoke.

Bubbles: I'll make sure I return!

She then looked at Fuzzy as she spoke.

Fuzzy: Yeah?

Bubbles: And Fuzzy...take care of Julayla and your sisters.

He nodded as Ace was too busy listening to his headphones to care what Bubbles said. Jasmine then hugged her granddaughter as June spoke.

Juniper: I still can't believe it...Delete's my brother.

Ah-Mah: (smiles) I knew you'd find out someday...but some things back then were best left unsaid.

Delete then patted June's shoulder.

Delete: I'll take care of her, Ah-Mah. I promise.

Danny: (coming to them) We'll both make sure.

Julayla then came up to Snake as she placed the Triforce Crystal around Snake's neck.

Snake: Julayla?

Julayla: Just a little something to help you along the way. You're the only one who can control both light and dark alone. Please take care of it for us, bro.

Snake then looked at the crystal, then smiled to her.

Snake: I promissse.

Eduardo: (sniffs) Adios, amigos!

Delete's Group: Goodbye!

They all waved goodbye to them as Delete and his friends departed to the Invisible Hand and to the final part of their adventure. The huge ship then took off with the heroes off on their final part of the journey.

Delete: (thinking) Just hang on, Buzzy. We're coming to get you.

(ED: Itsumo Itsudemo)

Delete’s Voice: The Finale of Cyber Hearts! It’s time that we face off against Virus, rescue my brother, and take care of Cyber Hearts. We plan to come out together hopefully. And with the efforts of working together, hopefully we’ll defeat him and seal the final door. But everyone’s been taken from me! What do I do? And how can I face him now? Final Cyber Hearts: The Final Showdown, Virus’ Last Stand! Ha-ha-ha! Don’t miss it!
Remake of a popular Kingdom Hearts Parody: Episode 25B of Cyber Hearts Remake.
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