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Re: Cyber Hearts Episode 17A

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(OP: Grip)

A while later, as they headed to the main area, a block away from the ship’s deck, Hacker looked at Grievous.

Hacker: I want you and your group to make sure that duncebucket stays away from Nezzie until we reach either Utapuu or Chase Young’s headquarters.

Grievous: (to himself) Hmph, I despise being ordered around unless it’s either Dooku or Sidious themselves.

Tak: Sir, what shall we do?

Grievous: For now, you shall do nothing except we bring in every female inside the Invisible Hand and I’ll check on the prisoners.

Tak: (concerned) That wouldn’t be your girl-

Grievous: Don’t say “girlfriend”! Yumi and I are nothing alike!

He then grabbed the gitaroo and left the group as Buzz groaned.

Buzz: How we end up ‘wit him, I’ll never know.

(Episode 17: Showdown in the Invisible Hand, Jedi Delete?)

Later, in the prison area, Delete was given some soup as he coughed a bit. He then awoke as he saw the prisoners from before.

Delete: Hey, you’re those guys George Bunny and Foster wanted.

Just then, a familiar rabbit looked at him.

Herriman: My name is Mr. Herriman, Master Delete.

Delete: (gasps) Herriman?! How did you get here?

Herriman: Madam Foster and I were abducted by an Irkin named Tak. Unfortunately, she is in the same place the chancellor is in.

Delete: Oh no, that’s terrible!

He then noticed something.

Delete: Hey, where are my friends?

They pointed to another jail cell as Matt, Jackie, and Digit explained the situation.

Ling Ling: Oh my!

Minimus: You really mean it?

Matt: (nods) Yeah, it was definitely Nezzie. Looks like we finally found her.

Maximus: Then let’s find a way out and talk to her.

Nemesis: That, I can agree on.

Bloo: (to the others) Ahem! Guys, you can get out! You just can’t leave the Invisible Hand!

Frankie: Bloo’s right. I mean we can come and go around the ship anytime. Heck, Dooku doesn’t even mind.

Mac: Besides, it’s not as dumb as when Bloo tried to get through an interview to that credit card company.

(Flashback)

In a building somewhere, Bloo was talking to the manager as he looked at the resume.

Manager: Okay, before we continue, let me ask you one question: what do you plan to do in the next five years?

Bloo looked at the picture of him with his wife and daughter.

Bloo: (thinking) Don’t say doing your wife! Don’t say doing your wife!

He then looked at him.

Bloo: Uh, doing your...daughter?

The manager gave him a weird-eye look to him.

(End Flashback)

Just then, everyone noticed Grievous coming to the cells as Goo asked him.

Goo: Hey, what’s up, my main ‘borg!

Grievous: It is time, females!

Ami: (confused) Time for what?

The cell doors opened as each female were brought out.

Grievous: Dooku wants to check every female on the ship and you people aren’t an exception!

He then motioned Frankie, Coco, Goo, Nemesis, Ling Ling, Jackie, Dora, Gaz, Ami, and Yumi to leave the cell.

Delete: Why do you need all of them for? I mean can’t you do one at a time like I do with puzzles?

Grievous: This isn’t a puzzle, this is-

Just then, the group screamed as they felt a rumbling sound.

Frankie: Yipes, what was that?

Grievous: (glances) Jedi!

He then closed the cells once more as he shouted.

Grievous: Stay in the cells and don’t move ‘til I return or you’ll suffer worse than when Bloo was trying to punch that hockey coach!

Bloo: (angrily) Hey! He had every right to get punched at for-

He then realized something as he looked around.

Bloo: Huh? Where’s the clip? (notices) No clip? Oh well.

Grievous then locked the cells as Dib shouted.

Dib: Hey! You can’t lock us in here!

Grievous: I can and I will! And I doubt if that fox thief Dora mentioned so much about would ever show up, and even if he did, I overheard the weakness of his: Swiper, no swiping, was it?

Delete gulped a bit, looking down as he looked at the bracelet.

Delete: (to himself) So much for Plan A.

The ship continued rumbling a bit more as they yelped. Grievous then coughed as he prepared to leave for the ship’s deck.

Delete: Uh, Grievie, I don’t think you look so good.

Edward: Grievous, please! Your lungs were badly damaged. How long ‘til you’re complete destroyed on the inside?

Eduardo: Si, we is very worried about you.

Grievous: (sighs) Then don’t, please. Especially you, Yumi.

He then remembered something as he gave her the gitaroo.

Grievous: By the way, consider this as a farewell present.

Yumi sighed as she was given the instrument while Grievous quickly headed off to the main deck. She plucked a few strings as she sighed to herself, not knowing there was the Twilight piece inside her gitaroo.

Yumi: What are we going to do?

As she plucked the last string, the group noticed as they all saw a hologram of AC-30.

AC-30: This is a recorded hologram to the chosen who’s in line to become the next hero of Planet Gitaroo! Attention, thank you for taking my gift. The gitaroo you have holds something special. You are chosen to become Gitaroo Man or Gitaroo Girl! You must find the last gitaroo to become a true guardian of Gitaroo! Only then will you be able to defeat your foes. Please, for all of us, I beg you to use this wisely and play it like you have never played it before! End of recording.

Then, the hologram disappeared as they all looked confused.

Ami: Who in the world was that anyway?

Yumi: That, I have no idea.

Dora: Anyway, I’m Dora.

Delete: (shakes her hand) I’m Delete. Swiper’s told me so much about you.

Dora: (shocked) He’s alive?!

Delete: (nods) Yeah, but he’s a jewel right now. I guess I should explain it to you all.

Herriman: We have time, Master Delete.

He nodded as he and the group began their explanation of what had happened to them. Meanwhile, a while later, on the deck, Grievous came in as the cyborg coughed. Then, he looked at one of the Gungan pilots.

Grievous: What’s the situation, captain?

Gungan: Two Jedi have landed in the main bay. We’re tracking them.

He looked at the heat-sensors screen as two figures were running in the halls.

Grievous: Ah, just as Count Dooku predicted.

He coughed before laughing and looking at the battle through the planet of Corusant. Back with the others, the original prisoners looked shocked.

Wilt: I’m sorry, but that is an incredible story!

Alphonse: I see what you mean. So you’re the key bearer, then.

Delete: (nods) Yeah, I am.

Just then, both cells opened as the locks broke. Then two figures, one in black and the other one in white with a brown cloak came in and looked at them.

Eduardo: (notices) Hola! You must be Senor Obi-Wan and Senor Anakin! Senor Grievous has told me a bit about you.

Obi-Wan: You must get to your ships. General Grievous is a dangerous robot.

Eduardo: (gasps) You take that back about Senor Grievous! He is no robot, he is a cyborg and my amigo!

Frankie: Uh, what Eduardo is trying to say is thanks for getting us out, but we’re not leaving without my grandma!

Mac: Nor Padme, whoever she is.

Anakin looked shocked, though kept a serious look on his face.

Anakin: We need to find them all, and fast.

Voice: I can help you out!

They turned as they saw Zim and Gir, with the robot smiling to them.

Gir: Hi!

Obi-Wan: (concerned) An Irkin? Weren’t you helping Count Dooku before?

Zim: Yes, but that was before Tak stole my job!

Anakin: And why should we trust you?

Zim: Because...I’m the only chance you got, especially since Dib needs my help.

Dib: (frowns) No, I don’t.

Then, they quickly got out as they saw the Heartless.

Delete: Do you mind us joining you?

Obi-Wan: Not at all.

They brought out their weapons as the fighters started fighting the Heartless on their way to the main deck. The Jedi used the Force to knock some of the Heartless back.

Delete: Wow, you can use the Force? That’s pretty neat. Can I try?

Bloo: Only if you want the Jedi Disease.

Diego: Caramba! There is no such thing!

Boots: Yeah, why do you think there’s a Jedi Disease?

Bloo: I don’t think, I know!

Frankie: Bloo! Stop that!

After a while, the group finished off the Heartless in the hallway as they neared the elevator. Just then, it opened as they saw the Battle Droids preparing to fire.

Leading Droid: Don’t move!

Droids: Roger! Roger!

The Jedi only responded with cutting them to ribbons.

Bloo: (looks at them) Hoo boy. So much for giving them personalities like Gir’s.

Mac: Bloo! That’s a terrible idea.

Bloo: Yeah, because Gir only has one personality chip! How can I clone that?

They groaned as they entered the elevator. Meanwhile, inside the meeting room, Dooku, Hacker, Buzz, Katz, Terrence, Tak, and the Phage were talking about their latest prisoner: Padme as they spoke.

Hacker: What do you mean she’s not chosen?

Phage: There are seven pure maidens and the Senator is definitely not one of them.

Katz: Just get the ship ready to head off and leave all the dead weight behind, including her! We only need the Chancellor after all.

Tak: (frowns) After all the trouble of capturing them?

Dooku: What is Chase Young planning anyway?

Buzz: Who knows? As long as I can get Nezzie’s heart back into her, I can care less.

Dooku: I’m sorry, but I’m afraid you are all wasting your time.

Terrence: Yeah, bub. Those Heartless jerks ate her heart and ripped it to pieces! I bet my life it’s gone forever!

Hacker: What do you care?

Terrence: Ha! Like as if I was your cloned son?

The two paused for a moment, then shook heads.

Both: Nah!

Tak: Anyway, I doubt it’s found.

Buzz: ‘ey! I’ll find it, no matter what!

Grievous’ Voice: Attention, Count Dooku!

He looked at the megaphone as he spoke.

Dooku: Yes, General?

Grievous’ Voice: I’m afraid there’s been some bad news, sir. The droid and his pals have escaped! What’s more, the Jedi are with them!

Dooku: Just as I predicted.

Katz: You go ahead. We’ll take out the triangle from the instrument. (notices) Where is it?

Tak: The cyborg took it from me.

Phage: (frowns) I think I know who has it...that rockstar he’s in love with!

Meanwhile, the elevator stopped one level away from the highest level. There, they saw an opening as some beeping noise was heard from Obi-Wan’s comlink.

Obi-Wan: R2? What is it?

More beeping was heard for a moment.

Obi-Wan: (to the others) There are prisoners a level above us.

Just then, Anakin gasped as he saw a familiar brown haired girl from the small bars at the bottom.

Anakin: (quietly) Padme, oh no.

Padme: Anakin! Anakin!

Obi-Wan: Senator Amidala! What happened to you?

Padme: There’s no time to explain! They’re coming! Hurry!

Jackie: Hey, Padme! Is there another girl or anyone else with you?

Padme: (nods) Yes, but the girl seems to be asleep. She hasn’t budged an inch.

Anakin: Is the Chancellor with you?

Frankie: And Grandma?

Foster’s Voice: Of course I’m up here! Get me the heck out of here!

Inside the upper level, Inez slightly moved before being dragged away while Padme gasped, being taken as well.

Padme: Help!

Delete: Oh no!

Before they could, they saw a familiar shadow appeared in front of them. They took out their weapons as the others that couldn’t fight prepared to head in the elevator.

Dora: We’ll meet you guys at the upper level!

The droid then dodged the shadow version of himself’s attack. He blocked while slashing down. The others backed away as the Anti-Delete continued trying to slash him down.

Delete: Yipes!

The droid kept hitting him, trying to avoid the slashes. He groaned as he stepped on the shadow’s foot, making him yelp. Delete then used his Strike Raid attack, piercing it as he screamed before vanishing in a black puddle. Then a claw was placed onto Digit’s hands.

Digit: Better keep that for safekeeping.

Then, the top was opened as the others jumped in. Just then, they gasped as they saw Buzz with Inez in his arms.

All: Inez!

Delete: Buzz, wait!

He just frowned, leaving the group while looking at Bloo’s group, trying to free Madam Foster and Palpatine from the chairs they were in. Anakin groaned as he looked around.

Anakin: Padme! Where are you?

He then noticed Padme unconscious and lying on the ground. He then picked her up as Obi-Wan spoke.

Obi-Wan: (to the comlink) R2, we have both the senator and chancellor. Prepare to-

Palpatine: (notices) Dooku!

They looked as they saw the Sith with his two Super Battle Droids next to him. Then, he jumped down

Obi-Wan: This time, Anakin, we'll do it together.

Anakin: I was about to suggest that.

Delete: (to the others) Protect the Chancellor, Padme, and Madam Foster.

Herriman: Will do.

The rabbit took the woman off of Anakin's arms as both Jedi removed their cloaks. The Sith then took out his as he neared them.

Dooku: Your swords, please, Master Jedi. We don't want to make a mess of things in front of the Chancellor.

Obi-Wan: (narrows) You won't get away this time.

They then activated their sabers as Dooku activated his.

Dooku: I've been looking forward to this.

Anakin: My powers have doubled since the last time we met, Count.

Dooku: (grins) Oh, good. Twice the power, double the fall.

The group then began fighting the Sith Lord, but he blocked each attack. Soon, most of them became tired while Anakin looked furious. He continued to drive the attack on him, only to throw the others back with the Force.

All: Ugh!

Anakin, Delete, and Dooku moved up the stairs. As they reached the upper landing of the quarters, Anakin leapt over him while everyone else reached up the stairs while destroying the two droids.

Wilt: (covers his eyes) Sorry, but it looks too gruesome!

Bloo: Ha! Looks like Count Doo-Doo is losing badly!

Dooku: (frowns) I'll pretend that I didn't hear that!

He then noticed Obi-Wan, using the Force Chok on him as he kicked both Anakin and Delete.

Both: Ugh!

They hit the archway and Obi-Wan was sent flyign to the rails. He lost consciousness while everyone else tried helping him. Just then, Dooku spinned around and used the Force, causing a section of the balcony to drop on them, trapping them all.

Delete & Anakin: NO!!

Anakin and Delete kicked him, sending him over to the balcony. The two jumped, following him down to the main floor. Just then, Delete took out the lightsaber he had held on before as the three were on a saber-lock.

Dooku: I sense great fear in you both. You have hate, you have anger, but you don't use them.

With fury, Anakin continued attacking while Dooku kept blocking. He continued his spin to meet them head on. Their fighting became more intense as they attacked him more. Lighsabers collided from right to left. Finally, Anakin and Delete cut off Dooku's hands, then his lightsaber was snatched and activated.

Palpatine: (grins) Good, Anakin, good. Now...kill him. Kill him now.

Delete: (shocked) What?!

Anakin then looked at the unarmed handless man as he shook his head.

Anakin: I shouldn't...

Delete: I barely even know him and I don't feel like-

Palpatine: (sounding wicked) Do it!

Foster: Whatever you do, don't do it!

Delete shook his head, removing his saber from the count’s neck.

Delete: I don’t think so. He may be evil, and he may be spammed a lot, but that doesn’t mean he deserves-

They watched as the lightsabers neared the neck of the evil Sith. The others gasped as they shouted.

All: NOOO!!!!

But it was too late as Anakin slashed his head, killing the Sith Lord.

Delete: (shakes his head) Annie...what have you done?

Anakin: (sighs) I couldn’t stop myself.

Palpatine: You did well, Anakin. He was too dangerous to be kept alive.

He dropped Dooku’s lightsaber as he spoke, heading to Palpatine.

Anakin: Yes, but he was an unarmed prisoner.

He then rose his hand to the old man, then used the Force to undo his chains.

Anakin: (sighs) I shouldn't have done that, Chancellor. It's not the Jedi way.

As they were freed, the chancellor spoke to the Jedi.

Palpatine: (stands up) It is only natural. He cut off your arm, and you wanted revenge. It wasn't the first time, Anakin. Remember what you told me about your mother and the Sand People. Now, we must leave before more security droids arrive.

The others just looked at Obi-Wan as Anakin looked at him.

Palpatine: (notices) There's no time, everyone. We must get off this ship before it's too late.

Anakin: He seems to be all right.

Palpatine: (glares) Leave him or we'll never make it.

Anakin: (seriously) His fate will be the same as ours.

Then, Anakin picked both Obi-Wan and Padme up as they headed out.

Delete: We'll meet you below!

The others got in the elevator as they quickly went down, making Anakin, Palpatine, and the two unconscious victims wait.

Delete: (looks down) I just have a bad feeling about this.

(End of Act 1)
Remake of a series: Episode 17A of a famous Kingdom Hearts parody.
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