Nack and Psycho's Toyland 6

Chapter 6: (Frankie Dying?)

Back at the forest, as the group reached the edge of the forest, the man in tights sighed.

Tingle: Boy, tingle tingle, my feet are really gettin' tired, tingle.

Bowser Jr.: (groans) Oh for Pete sake, Tingle, could you just maybe shut up for 5 minutes before I have Coconuts stuff his coconut bomb in your mouth?! No one in America likes you!! Japan maybe, but they're different.

Swiper: You think things in Toyland will ever be the same?

Sonik: I dunno, dad. This is actually my first time here.

Kazooie: Good thing you didn't bring the grandpa with the obsession problems he'll never admit or if he ever saw a toy Br'er Rabbit, bam, he's gonna be chomping or killing him.

Banjo: Kazooie, not now!

Ben: (notices) Wait, there it is!

To their notice, they saw what appeared to be a glowing castle of a sort.

Tron: Wow, it looks MORE impressive than how Dark Crystal portrayed the castle in the final scene.

Swiper: Or how it was portrayed in that slideshow.

Just then, they heard hissing noises.

Bark: Hurry, get inside!

They nodded, with most hurrying. However, as Bark prepared to join, he yelped, tripping with his foot pulled.

Bark: Agh!

He looked back, noticing a monstrous demonic version of Mickey (ala Runaway Brain Mickey) growling as he yanked hard on his foot.

Bark: Ugh, dammit!!

Darla: (stopping) Bark!

Hiram: (shocked) An evil Mickey?

Bark: (struggles) Let go!

He growled toward Bark, nearly slashing him.

Bowser Jr.: Buddy, please. Don't take him! Take Tingle. He's more useless than Mr. Bump!

Tingle: Hey, not funny! Tingle tingle.

The evil Mickey bit his foot as Bark screamed.

Bark: GO!! Go without me!

Hiram: What?! No, we can't go without you!

Bark: Find Lien-Da or Kragok! They may STILL have what you need to get home! I'll...(looks down) I'll be fine...really.

Selim: But...

Melody: (holds him) Come on, Selim...we have to go.

They departed with Bark, struggling from the evil Mickey, grunting.

Bark: If I'm going...I won't go down without a fight!

He ripped his own foot off before jumping toward the evil Mickey with the latter preparing to fight back. Back with the others, Hans looked worried with Hope holding his hand.

Hope: We have to get going...

As the group arrived, Ben rose his arm, waving to someone named Hiccup.

Ben: Hey! Wait a second! Wait up!

Hiccup: (to the crowd) The foes are approaching! Lock down the gates and prepare to fire the cannons!

The group arrived as Hiccup noticed.

Hiccup: Wait, which toys are you?

Ben: Just Ben...

Tingle: And I'm Tingle. Tingle tingle.

Hiccup: Ooookay. (to Banjo) And what toy are you two?

Banjo: We USE to be a normal bear and bird.

Kazooie: We weren't ORIGINALLY toys.

Hans: I was...once.

Coconuts: Do robots count?

Hiccup: No.

Grounder: Is mayonaise a toy?

Hiccup: No, dumbbot, mayonaise is not a toy.

He prepared to speak again before Hiccup cut him off.

Hiccup: Horse raddish is not a toy either.

Grounder: Rats. Hiccup: And what about the rest of you, especially you girl?

Hiccup poked Clara with the blunt end of his spear.

Hiccup: You look familiar...

Tron: We're Freelancers. We're not toys. Most of us anyway.

Hiccup: What's a "Freelancer"? Is it those guys from Chrono Trigger?

Tingle: No, Bean and Bark brought them and some other folks to the Toy World just before the Dark Legion attacked.

Hiccup: (glares) So YOU people came from the real world at precisely the same time as them. That seems like quite a coincidence.

Mr. Bump: To be honest, we arrived BEFORE the others came with Lien-Da and Kragok pointing at gunpoint to me and Junior.

Mr. Nervous: And some of us were just hanging out together and I remember earlier someone caught an elf, and then those two-

Hiccup: (shocked) Someone caught Dobby!?

Bowser Jr.: Yeah. Kragok killed him in the real world a little after he was originally caught by Greasy and the gang.

Hiccup: Oh geez!

Hiram: Uh, that elf is real, right?

He finally noticed the fat mouse, gasping before pointing the spear to him.

Hiccup: The Mouse King!!

Hiram: Gah! (sweatdrops) I was HOPING no one remembered me.

He looked back at an archer named Green Arrow noticing them.

Hiccup: Take him and his accomplces!!

Tingle: Wait, he's not against us! Tingle tingle!!

Hiccup: Yes, but one can't take chance against a rat like him!

Hiram: (snaps) OH COME ON NOW!!

Back at the Pentagon, the portal shook violently with lightning shooting everywhere and the color changing frequently as everyone backed away.

DeGill: Talk to me! What's going on?!

As that happened, Greasy's group arrived.

Psycho: About time you two came back. Yeesh, you two are a mess.

Frankie: We didn't go all the way, you idiot.

Karnage: Liar.

Boss: If she did, Wolf Man, then how come I don't smell Greasy's scent on her?

Karnage: (pauses) Good point.

Greasy: Okay, seriously, what guy that was dead?

Bloo: (sweatdrop) No one, no one. Not saying that I saw the Mafia Weasels kill some guy and I freaked out.

The Lumpkins family frowned a bit.

All: Hmmm...

The man named Dr. Briefs gasped.

Dr. Briefs: Something is... coming through the gate from the other side.

Then, after a few moments, to everyone's horror, a familiar looking creature came through the portal, glaring at the ones in the room. Then, it roared cruelly.

Jet: What IS that thing?!

Davis: It's like a half mouse, half wolf!

Dr. Briefs: And half rat!

Veemon: It's real?!

Nack: Guys, fire at will!

The gun wielders fired, though it only caused the bullets to bounce off it.

Nack: (sweatdrops) Okay, any other ideas?

Psycho: Yeah, find some guy named Will and fire at him!

The creature growled, snatching and slamming one of the technicians to the wall.

Man: (notices) Dear god, wait! It's like a half wolf, half mouserat!!!

However, the head was ripped off, tossing it to DeGill's group with people scattering.

Hercule: LOOK OUT!!

Everyone jumped away from the beast that hopped toward Dr. Briefs, whom was grabbed.

Dr. Briefs: No! It's more like a half mouse, half wolfrat!

The creature ripped the man in two at the waist.

Videl: Don't just stand there, do something!!

People screamed with Anakin shouting.

Anakin: Reverse the doorway! Send it back through!

Bloo: GAH! HE'S COMING RIGHT AT US!!!

Frankie: AHHHHH!

Frankie tried to run away but the Mousewolfrat grabbed her with the group shocked and Greasy especially horrified.

All: FRANKIE!

Greasy: NOOOO!!

One of the dying men groaned, struggling to the red button before pushing it. Lightning flashed in the room as a tractor beam started.

Nic: Frankie, hang in there!

Psycho: Hey Nack? What's that sucking feeling that I'm feeling?

Nack: (points) That!!

The portal behind started sucking as many of them screamed, trying to brace themselves.

Argit: Dammit, when will this stupidity end?!

Delta: Probably never?

Sleet: Augh, come on! We're-

However, Dingo yelped and tripped, colldiding with some of his friends before they were sent through the portal together.

Dingo's Group: WHOA!!!

Psycho: I REGRET EVERYTHING!!!!

As soon as Dingo's group was gone, the beast growled, trying to resist while crushing Frankie as she screamed from the lightning she with the beast were absorbing combined with the lung crushing.

Frankie: AAAAAAAAAA....

Finally Mousewolfrat forgingly released Frankie as the tractor beam pulled it in. As that happened, the now blue Frankie fell to the ground, her eyes staring lifelessly with horror. When it all cleared, Greasy got up briefly, looking a bit worried.

Greasy: F...Frankie?

Back at the castle, the group was pulled down the hallway with Tron snapping.

Tron: You have to believe us! The mouse king didn't help the echidnas get in Toyland! Honest!

Miss Scary: Yeah! It was Junior and Mr. Bump's fault!

Hiccup: That's what the echidnas we caught said before we threw them in the dungeon! And that's for the council to decide.

Ben: Don't worry, kids. The council consists of some of the most highly-regarded toys in this place.

Mr. Nervous: Well I'm relieved. Wait, is the cat god Red one of them?! I'd get terrifying nightmares if that happens.

Miss Scary: (grins) Sweet if it happens! He'd be terrifying AND cool at the same time if it happens!

Clara: (worried) But what if they are furious over what I done?

Hans: Clara, it's okay. If these toys are the highly-regarded, they will know not to judge harshly.

Inside a table, many toys (some were a toy named Qui-Gonn, a Hispanic toy named Dora, a kid toy named Numbah Infinity, a samurai named Samurai Jack, a dog named Underdog, a toy similar to Mina called Sailor V, and a lion named Mufasa near toy versions of Zelda and Katz) all looked concerned.

Mufasa: Fellow Council, these are indeed dark times. The evil forces amass at our gates as we speak. Katz believes we should evacuate.

Katz: (sighs) Yes. Their power outmatches ours. If they are giving us a chance to leave we must take it!

A Sylvester toy scoffed a bit.

Sylvester: That's typical of you.

Mufasa: And what say you, Numbah Infinity?

Numbah Infinity: (concerned) How do we know that they will let us go? Their offer COULD be a trap.

Zelda: (stands up) No....we cannot do that. Everyone, please, come on, this is our home. We have to fight, to keep it the way it was meant to be.

Samurai Jack: I'm afraid I agree with Zelda. The cruel ones aren't going to just let us go.

Underdog: But why fight back in order to lose, but whether or not for we have to choose?

Samurai Jack: That may be, Underdog, but we don't have a choice.

At that moment, the door opened with Hiccup arriving before bowing.

Hiccup: Sorry about intruding, Council members, but some of these guys, plus the somehow revived Mouse King, have infiltrated from the real world. And FYI, he may say he's a mouse, but he's a rat in my eyes.

Grounder: (grins) Hey, he thinks like I do!!

Hiccup: (glares) Shut up. Also with us is the girl who has her hand in the disappearance of Gingerbread Castle.

Dora: (notices) That fox...why does he remind me of something?

Swiper: (quickly) Uh no idea. No idea. (sweatdrops) He-he-he.

Sylvester: (notices) Wait a second, didn't that fox in mask help out in causing Gingerbread Castle to vanish literally while (points to Hans) that guy did nothing?

Hans: It wasn't my fault I was turning back!

Mr. Bump: Yeah, blame the rat and fox for that.

Swiper: Didn't we have this discussion before?!

Tron: Look, it wasn't their fault. It was a demonic crystalized hedgehog who-

Zelda motioned her to stop.

Zelda: Enough...we don't blame them for what happened with the vanishing. The former prince, the girl, fox, and king of mice have returned for a reason.

Mufasa: Bring them and the others here so we may judge.

Mr. Nervous: Uh, just so we're not paranoid...you're not going to rape us, right?

Katz: Ugh, no! Where did you get a stupid idea like that?!

Bowser Jr.: Who do you think, Cat Man?

Back at the portal area, Greasy looked worried while the paramedics arrived, checking on Frankie while trying to resuscitate her with a defibrillator.

Greasy: (bites his hat) Oh come on, please...

Man: CLEAR!!

The paddles hit her chest, making the girl fall a bit, though nothing happened.

Man: (sighs) I'm sorry...she's gone.

Greasy: (horrified) No, she can't die! I won't allowed!!

Greasy frantically got on his knees, checking parts of Frankie for a pulse.

Parademic: Weasel, I'm sorry.

Greasy: Frankie?

Paramedic: Well...at least now she won't have sex with you. That's a plus.

Greasy: (frantically) NOOOO!!!

Greasy began giving Frankie CPR like mad.

Carl: Hey, this could be sex right here.

Jet: Oh, now that's just plain gross!!!

Greasy: Frankie's got a strong heart, she wants to live! Come on, Frankie, come on, honey!!!!

DeGill: (sadly) She's gone, Greasy. I'm sorry.

Greasy: (to the paramedic) Zap her again!!!

Greasy opened Frankie's coat and shirt quickly. Eduardo yelped as he fainted while the others' eyes were covered.

Wave: (covers her eyes) Ugh, use a bra to cover her.

Bloo: No! This could be sex right here!

Carl: Yahoo! Go for it, Alex!

Jet: Dude, she's like in a coma! Are you THAT insesitive?!

Carl: If we say "yes", can I commence recording?

Most: NO!

Wilt: Sorry, but this is NOT the appropriate time to do these types of jokes! She's dying!

Greasy: (shakes Frankie) Do it, damn your eyes!!!

Man: (yelps) Charging!

Greasy: DO IT!!!

The paramedic put the paddles back onto Frankie's body as the weasel got more frantic.

Greasy: Come on, Frankie!!!

Paramedic: Clear!!!

Greasy: Frankie, come on...

The paramedic zapped Frankie, causing her to rise but she fell once more lifelessly.

Carl: I still say you could have sex with her right...

Anakin: No! We are not turning this into a sex game for dead bodies!

Bloo: Ugh, fine! But if Frankie gets arrested, don't say we didn't suggest a way out of it for her! Where's the vending machine?

Greasy: Get out of here!!!

As Greasy went back to giving Frankie CPR, Padme covered her eyes in despair.

Greasy: Frankie, damn it, you have never walk away from anything in your life, now fight!

Greasy smack Frankie around.

Greasy: Fight, damn it, fight, right now!!

Greasy began to break down, looking a bit heart broken.

Greasy: Fight, fu-hu-hight!!!

Greasy pounded Frankie's chest like mad.

Greasy: Fight!!!

He looked more and more horrified before hugging her.

Greasy: No...not me Senorita...

Carl; Hey, come on Frankie! Fight it, you never gave up in your life before.

Jet: (annoyed) You only want her to live to go through with the bet.

Carl: (blinks) Soooo what's your point?

He started tearing up as he spoke.

Greasy: Frankie, why must you always try to break my heart...crumble it to tiny pieces...so many years of trying to get you to love me...as who I is...

He looked seriously to the seemingly dead Frankie.

Greasy: Every single time I try to show my love, you always shove it away...our love is...you should have...

He began weeping before a tear landed on her mouth. After a moment, Frankie began coughing a bit, with her skin turning normal.

Others: Frankie!

Tikal: (happily) She's alive again!

Coco: Co co!!

The weasel smiled happily, with tears coming from his eyes.

Greasy: Give her some air.

Luke: Here.

Leia: Use this!

She gave the air to him before pumping it through her.

Greasy: There, easy. Breathe easy.

He weeped softly some more while Bloo was in tears before noticing a bowl of onions nearby him and Carl.

Both: Hey!!

Storm: (smiles) Well, she's okay now.

Carl: Yeah! She can still have sex with that weasel.

Some of them glared in annoyance.

Bloo: Now let's get some lemons and chap sticks right away!

Fuzzy: (pause) Bloo?

Bloo: Yeah?

Fuzzy: You're grounded.

Julayla: Yeah, Bloo.

Bloo: D'oh!

Back at the castle, the group stood in the middle of the table for a moment.

Mufasa: I believe these people were brought into the toy world for a reason. Perhaps the bird and bear knew something we don't.

Sylvester: What about that traitor who should have stayed dead?

Mirage: (slaps him) Knock it off! You can't even concentrate when Tweety's in the council and YOU aren't!

Tweety: (smiles) Better luck next time, puddy tat.

Katz: What are you saying, lion? That if we are to take back control, we might-?

Numbah Infinity: Yes. If we are to take back control from the evil forces, one of these people MIGHT be the key.

Sonik: What? One of us is the key?

Penny: Oh dear.

Mr. Nervous: Us? Keys? Could I not be one, Numbah Infinity? I don't wanna be the key.

Samurai Jack: If you ever wanna see your home again, friends, one of you will have to rise to this challenge.

Coconuts: (flatly) What? (normal tone) Now look. We were SUPPOSE to keep an eye on Penny and get her to school today and instead, we got Tingle and Underdog, and even Sylvester all pissed off!

Mufasa: It is a dark time for all of us, chimp. But know that if you believe in yourself, everything will turn out all right.

Hiram: Depends on which of us you're talking about. (sighs) At least my mother's not involved in any of this.

Swiper: Neither's grandpa.

Back at the Pentagon, Yamaki looked stunned while glancing at Hercule and the Sarge.

Yamaki: (normal voice) Sir? Are you sure about this? What if the President's still there?

Hercule: Well, you ARE going to be president if he and the others die, right?

Yamaki: Yeah, but-

Sarge: Then we don't got no choice! The Dark Legion scumbags have attacked us where we are most vulnerable! There's no other option.

Then, the missile was in place.

Hercule: We have to nuke our childhood.

Then, the missile was lifted up while tilted.

Videl: Oh for the love of-

At the Hospital Room, Frankie was in her hospital clothing, lying on bed while gifts were near her. All while Wilt, Eduardo, Tikal, and Coco looked seriously.

Wilt: I hope she's okay...poor Frankie.

Eduardo: What about our comrades that were sucked in the portal?

Tikal: I don't know, but I hope something good happens.

At that moment, they noticed Carl and Bloo arriving.

Bloo: Well, she's gonna be all right now.

Then, in came Greasy, with flowers and candy before leaning where Frankie was.

Greasy: Wake up, Frankie...

Frankie groaned before she awoke, then looked shocked before noticing Greasy with flowers and candy before fainting.

Bloo: (sweatdrops) A little much, weasel?

Greasy: Eh, she'll be all right when she wakes up.

(End of Chapter 6)