Nack and Psycho's Big Picture Show 5

Chapter 5: Scrat's Anger and Escape from Eggman

Narrator: Earlier...before the snakes set off...

At the corn field, Scourge and his comrades looked around in the corn field.

Scourge: Damn. They're not here.

Fiona: Well this is getting us nowhere. We lost them!

Alicia: I blame you for this, Kragok.

Kragok: Hey!

Then, all of a sudden, a familiar Egg-Mobile began heading to the group before they gasped, darting and screaming before ducking down. It flew overhead before they looked up.

Scourge: What the hell was that!

Up above, four familiar figures flew around in the vehicle, looking through the area before noticing some familiar figures in the fields.

Control Freak: Guys! Hey guys I see someone!

Bossman: See who? See who?

Control Freak: A little red-brown dot! (points)  You see it down there? It's Discord.

The trio looked as they noticed the dot, not noticing the green dot arriving to her.

Bossman: Oh yeah, sure looks like an red-brown spot all right.

Junior: Yeah, good thing we borrowed Eggman's flying whatsit thing he usually uses.

Control Freak: Hey! Amoeba Boys, do something so that he knows we're here. Quick.

Bossman: (grins) Okay! Hang on, boys!

Slim: Oh, goodie! I love this song!

Control Freak: (confused) Huh?

Just then, Control Freak screamed as the four were turned around.

Amoeba Boys: Wheee!

Control Freak: (snaps) Amoeba Boys!!

It turned back as the group noticed, running as they screamed, looking back at the Egg-Mobile. Everyone quickly ducked down as the vehicle passed over them.

Patch: What le hell!!

Fiona: I think they probably mistook one of us for Nack and Psycho.

Scourge: (shouts) We aren't them, you turds!

Fiona: I doubt they even care.

They looked up before up above, the vehicle turned upside down.

Control Freak: Amoeba Boys! What are you doing?

Amoeba Boys: Having fun.

Control Freak: Watch out for-BOYS!!!

Bossman: We's just trying to get his attention, CF. (notices) Ain't it fun?

Slim & Junior: (singing) La la la-la de doo doo da da.

Control Freak: (snaps) Hey! This is no time for singing!

Junior: Oh, come on, CF!

The four continued flying upside down as the leader sang.

Bossman: (singing) Come fly with me in an upside-down world!

Control Freak: Whaaa!

Bossman: (singing) There's so many strange things to see! Ha-ha.
There's upside-down people who walk down the street
With upside-down shoes on their upside-down feet
In an upside-down world

Control Freak: BOSSMAN!!

Bossman: (singing) In an upside-down world

Control Freak: Guys, I don't feel so good.

Amoeba Boys: Whee!

Slim & Junior: (singing) It's fun to be in an upside-down world
There's fish that fall out of the sea

Control Freak: Uh oh!

Slim & Junior: (singing) There's upside-down clocks that make everyone late!

Control Freak: (panics) Aaah!

Slim & Junior: (singing) Upside-down food that won't stay on your plate
In an upside-down world. He-he.
In an upside-down world!

Amoeba Boys: (singing) There's upside down everything all over town
It all looks so funny that I've got to frown
'Cause a frown is a smile when it's turned upside-down
In an upside-down

Control Freak: What side down?

Amoeba Boys: (singing) Upside-down world.

Just then, some bottle caps were falling from Control Freak as he noticed.

Control Freak: Ahhh! My bottle cap collection!

Bossman: Hey, listen. I got an idear, CF. How'd you like to take over the controls?

Control Freak: (panics) No! No!

Slim: Yeah, fatty, it's really easy!

Control Freak: No! No! Never in a million years!

Bossman: Hey, buddy, I'm going to trade places with you!

He began moving with Control Freak yelping.

Control Freak: (shocked) What?! What, no, Amoebas!

Down below, the group noticed felt the bottle caps falling on them before noticing.

Lien-da: Huh? A hail storm?

Back above, the four traded places as Control Freak was now flying upside down.

Control Freak: (singing) There's upside-down everything all over town
It all looks so funny, that I've got to frown
'Cause a frown! Is a smile! When it's turned upside-down!
In an upside down, what side down?, whoops side down, oops side down, what side down, upside down woooooorld!!!!!

The fat boy laughed as he spoke.

Control Freak: (laughs) Hey, guys, this is fun! Ha-ha-ha!

Bossman: We don't got time for fun now, CF!

Junior: Yeah! We've gotta find Nack and Psycho!

Control Freak: Oh!

They turned right side up as the two up front looked down. There, they finally noticed the group was gone.

Bossman: Oh no, I think you've lost him.

Slim: (frowns) Nice job, stupid!

Control Freak: (angrily) I've lost him?!?

Junior: Yeah, while you were singing, CF!

Control Freak: But...you were singing too. (snaps) W-why didn't you tell me? You always do this to me!

Bossman: Why don't you just turn the plane around?

Control Freak: You, you, you drive it!!

Bossman: Would you just turn the plane around?

Control Freak: We NEVER should've borrowed Eggman's Egg-Mobile, no thanks to you jerks!

Bossman: It ain't our fault!!

The two continued arguing as the plane was waving around. Meanwhile, out of the fields, Scourge frowned while starting his bike up.

Scourge: Ugh, what the heck is up with that plane?

Miles: Maybe they want to beat up Nack and Psycho before we do.

Scourge: Hey, that's our job!

Siren: Finally, something we all agree on.

Finally, the bikes started up before they headed off.

Boomer (Sonic): Let's just get to those asses before anyone else does.

Swipe-O: (notices) Wait, what's that?

Just then, explosions were heard before toy snakes all fell downward with Scourge glancing, snatching one up.

Rosy: Soooo, Scourgie, what the heck are they?

They looked at the pathway leading to the factory before noticing smoke.

Scourge: (smirks) The assholes.

Meanwhile, near where the tree was, some familiar faces were shown with Scrat chomping on a piece of sausage.

Valchir's Voice: Hello?

They yelped, hearing the rhino.

Valchir's Voice: Boys? Anyone?

Charmy: (frowns) Man, Scrat. You and Foamy can be SO greedy sometimes.

Warren: Ain't his fault the guys are hungry after walking a bit.

Espio: And that's coming from a cat with a belly showing out. (glances) YOU could stand to lose some pounds as well.

Warren: (annoyed) Don't mock my belly!

Scrat: (quickly/Scrat Language) *No one else here but us sausages!*

Some: SHHH!

They peeked out, noticing the rhino hopping over the fence with his group, though the now fat wolf tripped to the ground.

Gennai: Oh we're so sad.

Dizzy: It true! Like little shrinking un-plucked billy goat, Dizzy and others cries, cries, and cries more.

However, behind them were their weapons and a shoe Dizzy held, shocking/horrifying the pets. Scrat glared in anger as did Foamy before he screamed.

Scrat: RAAAAAHHHH!!

The group turned, yelpinga s they brought out the weapons.

Valchir: Stay back or you'll meet our wrath!

However, the pets angrily attacked, forcing the rhino and his comrades to lose their weapons before pulling them down.

Bobcat: (panics) HELP ME! SOMEONE ASSIST ME!! THE FOES HAVE RUPTURED!

They were crashed to the ground while scratching noises were heard. They were heard screaming with GLaDOS yelping. Valchir screamed, being bitten by Foamy.

GLaDOS: STOP! Release us at once!

They grunted, struggling before the rhino pulled something, noticing the items attached to the pets starting to fall.

Valchir: (sweatdrops) Oh ****.

Finally, the items crashed, covering them all as the others arrived. As that happened, out came the pets with Furball and Scrat, whom scratched Valchir's face, glared.

Vector: WHOA! That IS shocking.

He quickly took the photo.

Valchir: (groans) You idiots...after all the times I did to help you! After all what I did...(snaps) THIS is how you repay me?!

Scrat slapped him in anger.

Scrat: *Jerk! You don't care about anyone, ESPECIALLY Inez. At least THEY treat us right.*

Furrball: (meowing) *You know what, screw this! I don't need that ass-wipe Valchir's crap! I'm getting out of here! You guys can find Nack's group on your own! Ya coming, Scrat?*

He nodded, slapping the rhino again before dropping him.

Scrat: (waves tail) *Kiss my tail, you horn head!*

Most: (randomly) Yeah. Me too. I'm out. Let's get out of here.

Finally, as they departed, out came Bobcat's hand with a mallet which dropped before the wolf with grinder stuck on him struggled before flopping to the ground. He grunted, struggling before flopping to the ground. Back at the outside of the factory, a familiar laughter was heard with Psycho snatching the toy snakes.

Psycho: Oh man, guys! Did you see the girl go flying?! She flew like a canoe. Ha-ha-ha-ha! (shows the snake) This doesn't even look like a jelly bean.

He tossed it upward, laughing as he darted off with Nack, arriving, glaring at him.

Nack: Just keep your eyes peeled, chuckles!

He tossed the prop axe away.

Tron's Voice: AHHH! ASSISTANCE, PLEASE!!

Discord's group arrived as they glanced through the forest they entered.

Lara-su: I think she flew over here, guys.

Boss: (looks around) Where?

Dingo went to a tree, clinging it.

Dingo: What?

He pulled the tree out of the ground.

Nic: What?

Sleet: Who?

They groaned a bit.

Tron's Voice: HEEELLLPPP!

All: TRON!!

The tree was tossed with Don glaring.

Boss: Hey!

He yelped, being hit by the tree. The bush was moved with Carl glancing.

Carl: Tronnie?

Boss: (groaning) Why you dirty–

Nack: Uh oh.

Psycho: Looks like Don wants to play tag.

Discord: (smirks/slaps him) Tag! You're it!

Don glared, chasing after the laughing ones as the groaning fat weasel snatched Psycho by the shirt.

Boss: Grrr! You're dead!

Just then, they tumbled and began falling down the cliff.

Carl: Look, I'm Tron Bonne! I'm flying!

They fell downward, crashing to the ground near the waters. The dingo, whom squished Don, got up with the fat weasel punching him to the others.

Boss: (frowns) Idiots.

A familiar shoe hit him, knocking him to the ground as the others looked up, noticing Tron on a ledge on top of a waterfall.

Tron: (panics) Get me down from here!

Darla: (waves) Hi Miss Tron!

Manik: Hey Pirate Girl, can you see Brer's uncle's place from up there?

Tron: (snaps) NO!!!! Now get me down!

Selim: You heard her, everyone!

Tron continued struggling while her skirt was tearing with the group climbing upward.

Tron: Hurry please, I'm afraid I can't hold on for much longer!

Carl: Okay, let's see...uh...don't got nothing.

Meowth: Hit her with something, ya dorks. Something big!

They glared at Meowth, whom yelped, being tossed up before the skirt broke, causing the two to fall downward.

Both: AHHHHH!!

They crashed into the waters, splashing very high waters around the group. The gang shivered with Aleena clinging Roderick tightly.

Aleena: (shivers) COLD!!

Dingo slipped from the rock, hitting his head upside down while sliding a bit. Meowth groaned, struggling before the serpent cat male sighed, snatching him up by the tail with Meowth dragging the groaning Tron with her, though his coin was stuck on Tron's shirt.

Psycho: (impressed) Fancy trick, Meowth! Where'd you learn to do that?

Black Mamba: How mortifying!

Meowth: (slyly) Pinky showed me.

Br'er Fox: No he didn't!

Meowth: (sterly) Shut iiiit.

Br'er Fox: But he IS a whiz at harpoonin' whales. (gets slapped) Agh!

Miss Calamity: Sicko!

Tron: (glares) He is? Your uncle is a whaler?

Br'er Fox: 'Course he is. Me cous' got fifty pounds of blubber in the freezer as we speak!

Tron: (annoyed) You mean all this time–

Carl: (grins) That's more blubber than my mom's got!

Most: BURNED!

Br'er Fox: And Ah done bet he's got a peg leg too! But 'dat's what yew get for wrestling walruses.

Sleet: Idiot. If your uncle is a whaler, then he must reside by the sea!

Boss: So? How do we find it?

Sarah: Yeah.

Tron: It's quite simple, everyone. (points) You see, this stream is a veritable highway that will lead us straight to it. We merely need to float upon the current, and it will carry us to its opening and Pinky's retreat. Observe.

She placed down a pine cone, which was carried down the long river quickly. Meanwhile, with the familiar bald man in mustache, he with his comrades watched the familiar faces struggling, pulling hard on the wagon the villains were in with sweat and bruises on themselves. Finally, Fluttershy flopped down.

Br'er Rabbit: Come on!

Rainbow: Fluttershy, you gotta get up!

Fluttershy: I'm not gonna make it, friends!

Sedusa: Hey! Quit your squawkin and keep it movin!

Dominos: You heard her! We gotta get to everyone else first.

Eggman: ESPECIALLY since I had Control Freak AND those idiotic Amoeba Boys fly around in a wild goose chase to find them.

Sylvia: (groans) This is getting really stupid.

Harvey: Tell me about it. (to himself) Can't believe I was sent from-

Inez: It's no use. We'll be dropped dead like the story of Dead Bart!

Mr. Nervous: Ahhh! I rather be in a Creepypasta than this torture we're going through!

Rainbow: No way! Nuh-uh! Forget it! I rather be discorded than either this or be IN something like that stupid Cupcakes story.

Eggman: (anger mark) I could arrange that!

Wander: (smiles) On the plus side, we get to have good exercise as well as see Sedusa and Vicky's nail color.

Rarity: That's it! (smirks) Well, Vicky, I must say, from both of you, I love that toenail polish.

Sylvia: What are you doing!? You're making the situ-

Twilight: Shhh! (quietly) I think Rarity's got the right idea. Play along.

Apple Bloom: Play wha' along?

Babs: Rarity has a point. Those are some GOOOD colors on those nails.

Sedusa: We said move-(stunned) Huh? You...you like the nail polish?

Vicky: Wow, now that you mention it, the red DOES work best with my eyes.

Inez: I wouldn't mind trying some on.

Sedusa: (chuckles) Isn't that adorable? The kid wants to be just like us! Aww.

Some: Awwww.

Montana Max: Ewww. You're giving out a disgusting vibe out here.

Sedusa: Shut up, stupid. I'm havign a moment here.

Elmyra: (confused) Who doesn't?

Chairface: Inez seems kind of homely, if you ask me.

Sedusa: Hey, no one asked you, Chairface!

She showed some paint buckets to her, giving it to her.

Sedusa: Here, kid. Knock yourself out.

Inez: (smiles) Golly gee whilikers, (glares) thanks Sedusa!

She slammed it down hard on Sedusa's hand.

Sedusa: YEEOOWWCHHH!!!

She hit the chin afterward with Sedusa flying backward, hitting the ground.

Sedusa: We got chisled, girls and men!

Quickly, she undid the ropes, freeing her friends.

Max III: Everyone, move it!!

Domino: (pouncing) I got em, people!

However, it caused the wagon to be pulled hard with the others trying to hit Inez's group.

Gruntilda: Wait, you woozle-

However, the wagon was pulled hard with most, save for the Cutie Mark Crusaders, all freed with the foes and fillies pulled away, zooming from their friends as they screamed.

All: (shocked) CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS!!

They quickly darted, clinging on to the tied fillies.

Hiram: Hang on!

Penny: We got you!

The others struggled, finally breaking the ropes off the pony girls, freeing them as the foes crashed to a tree, grunting.

Dominos: (struggling) Why you little brats!

The foes struggled, trying to free themselves.

Eggman: Orbot! Cubot! Teach them a lesson!

However, the robots were chasing the group darting away.

Cubot: You bet, doc!

Foulfellow: (dodging) Watch it! You almost made me force myself to break off my tail!

They dodged from the robots' grips.

Orbot: I gotcha! I gotcha! I gotcha. I gotcha!

However, the robots collided, crashing to one another before the good guys quickly darted off.

Wander: (waves) Bye. Thanks for the exercise.

Sylvia: (snatches him) Come on!!

He yelped as they were away from the groaning robots.

Eggman: (sighs) Good help is sometimes hard to find these days.

(End of Chapter 5)