Nack and Psycho's AniToon Wars 5

(Act 5)

The tractor beam pulled the two ships upward while Rouge glared.

Rouge: I should've known getting this close to Deli-Bob Head was a bad idea! Hurry it up back there!

She glanced at the others fixing and modifying the ship.

Marine: We've modified the deflector shield with a cloaking mechanism. Give it a try.

Rouge: Well, this had better work or you are floating home!

Mr. Bump: I don't think we can float all the way home. I mean, we wouldn't survive 15 seconds in the cold vacuum of spa-

Rouge: It's a figure of speech, idiot!

Mr. Bump: (confused) Really? You make it sound so real!

Rouge: And YOU make it sound as if sarcasm was never learned by you.

She slammed the button, making the ship transform to many different forms before it became a donut truck.

Sylvia: It worked! It even smells like donuts in here!

Wander: And it's a good thing I made donuts.

He showed a cart full of cooked donuts.

Wander: I KNOW those fellers in the DIP Star will want some.

Rouge: Okay, let's see if it fools them.

Rocket: I'll handle this.

He turned on the controls before he spoke.

Rocket: (Jersey accent) Uh, Dockin' Bay control, ya got us cott in a track-ta beam heeyuh! Ya guys want donuts or not?

In the controls, a blue rectangular Mr. Man named Mr. Grumpy noticed the truck.

Mr. Grumpy: Donuts? Aren't those filled with calories and fat?

Rocket's Voice: Nope! These are low-calorie!

Mr. Grumpy: Fine, but I'm still skeptical. Disengaging tractor beam.

He went to a lever near a picture of a glowing tractor before pulling it, making the picture stop glowing.

Mr. Grumpy: (to the mic) Deliveries are in Docking Bay 427. You're clear to land.

The ship headed off while an orange circular Mr. Man named Mr. Tickle came with some hot cocoa.

Mr. Grumpy: So, donuts?

Mr. Tickle: Does the silly prince lion wear a funny crown?

Mr. Grumpy: Gah! Mr. Tickle!

Mr. Tickle: Oh, relax, he can't hear us all the way down-

He gasped, making choking noises while holding where his throat was.

Mr. Grumpy: (panics) Oh, no! I didn't!

He removed his arm as he chuckled.

Mr. Tickle: Ha ha! Gotcha!

Mr. Grumpy: (annoyed) Crooked cucumbers!

Mr. Tickle: Maybe you need another tickle after seeing the capture of a weird ship.

He extended his arms before Mr. Grumpy yelped, being tickled as he laughed.

Mr. Grumpy: Gah! Ha-ha-ha-ha! Stop that!

Meanwhile, inside the bus, Nic frowned a bit as they rode through space.

Nic: Can you believe this? Making us ride the bus pod?

However, as they spoke next, Dingo gasped in fear.

Nic: They better give us a Rebel-fighting job this time and not just running some more errands.

Sleet: I think that's the idea because they don't trust us.

Nyx: Why do we have to be stuck on errands anyway?

Applejack: Maybe 'cuz they hate us.

Dingo: Uh-oh! Spaghetti-Os.

Flash: Point taken. I mean, how hard is it to deliver socks?

Ben: Maybe they just have a huge racist on animals that aren't strong enough.

Sleet: That's bull! Longhorn's an animal too, you know!

Fauntleroy: But only because he was once human who turned himself into a steer.

Br'er Bear: Ah done 'tought it was a cow.

Igor: (taps them) Guys?

Crawford: What is it?

Igor: Igor believe Dingo requires your attention.

Scalawag: (frowns) Oh, what is it, dummy?

Dingo showed the socks from out of the bag, shocking them.

Sleet: Huh. Uh, Dingo, I'm gonna ask you a question and I want you to think very hard before you answer.

Dingo: Thinking is always hard.

Sleet: I know. Here's the thing. If we have Prince John's socks, which I know he never wears...(anger mark) WHAT EXACTLY DID WE GIVE THAT IDIOT STEER?!

Dingo: Uhhhhh...

Back on the DIP Star, the familiar hoagie was dropped while Longhorn gasped, being forced choked by Prince John.

Prince John: I find your lack of socks disturbing.

Longhorn: (sweatdrop) I'm going to get choked for this, am I?

Prince John: Oh you know it.

Longhorn: Yipes!

He was being choked more as he kneeled to the ground.

Prince John: How dare you come back without socks! You are not worthy of living.

Longhorn: But you don't...(choking) wear socks!

Prince John: I use them for slingshots when I go to the emperor's parties.

Longhorn: Now he tells me!

At the docking bay, many troopers lined up as they shouted.

Stormtrooper 1: Hello? Are you open yet?

Stormtrooper 2: Hope they have the old-fashioned. Those are my favorites.

Nearby the bay, Rouge and the others peeked from their hiding place.

Rouge: I can't believe that worked!

Wander: I feel guilty, though. Maybe we should get them some donuts.

Sylvia: (snaps) WOULD YOU STAY FOCUSED?!

Wander: Huh. Sorry.

Rouge: Okay, let's find fatty's ship and the droid, and then I'm outta here!

They rushed up to where the directory was.

Rarity: Well, they've landed in Docking Bay 327, and we're in Docking Bay 427.

Psycho: Is it close or far from the food court?

The map showed the directions from where they were to the other docking bay.

Wander: That's not so bad.

Apple Bloom: (gasps) They got an arcade 'ere too!

Scootaloo: Cool! Can we get some video games before we leave here?

Rarity: Those things would rot your mind. Plus it's probably one of those hypnosis conspiracies that hypontize you to fight alongside the Empire.

Apple Bloom: Now 'dat's dumb! Muy sis got a game long time ago fro' 'dis place.

Scootaloo: Have you even seen your sister? (pause) Because I don't recall mine.

Sweetie: But I thought she wasn't your sister.

Scootaloo: She's LIKE a sister.

At that moment, Sylvia noticed the rabbit closing his eyes, holding his mitt hand out.

Sylvia: What's up, Harv? What's with the hand?

Harvey: I feel something. A presence I have not felt since...a long time.

Wander: (points) You mean the horse girls there with the dragons, cat, and dog next to you?

He pointed to where Rainbow Dash's group was looking at the directory.

Harvey: (sweatdrops) Way to ruin the mood, Wander.

Scootaloo: (gasps) It's Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie!

Sweetie: And Spike too!

Psycho: Hey, girls and Spike! How ya doin', buddies? But uh, who are the three with you?

Carol: Carol the Wildcat's the name. And these are Milla and Lilac.

Rouge: Wait, who are these guys?

Twilight: They're our friends.

Fluttershy: They used to stay in the desert Mushroom World until we found out they were working as secret agents for the Rebellion.

Nack: We felt a little betrayed and hurt at first, but bygones be bygones. Now we're good, right?

Spike: Pretty much. (lovingly) Hi, Rarity.

Psycho: Ugh. Are we going to go into flashbacks? Those often make me ill!

Rainbow: We'll make it short.

Pinkie: We had to go to the Rebellion because we were following Apple Bloom's sister who got hypnotized by a corrupt video game. I wasn't sure if it was Story of the Blanks, Luna Game, the Cupcakes game, Suicide Mouse, Sonic.exe, or what, but anyway, we lost her and couldn't find her in the rebellion.

Rainbow: We never saw her again, sadly.

Pinkie: AND I noticed more troopers that were ordinary citizens before they were hypnotized by items bought by the Empire, hence they're not really working on their own free will.

Rouge: Yipes!

Sarah: How horrible!

Rainbow: Anyway, we got a new mission right now.

Wander: Really? So are we!

Rocket: By the way, (points) this is our pilot, Rouge.

Rouge made a click noise in a bored manner.

Marine: Good luck with the mission thingie!

Wander: And if you see Hater, tell him I said "hi", okay?

Rainbow: Fine! (mutters/to herself) Like I would EVER do that.

The six finally departed while Spike waved stupidly, then was pulled away.

Scootaloo: They look good.

Rouge: (rolls eyes) Ugh! Let's get this over with!

Meanwhile, inside the abandoned recycling compartment with the word "Lair" written over the words, the droids were placing some garbage inside a machine.

Eggman: There ought to be enough residual Force in that lion's garbage here to power it up for, y'know at least one shot.

Cubot: One man's trash is another man's bad idea.

Eggman: (frowns) Just put the garbage in the chute, Mr. Wisendroider!

Cubot: (yelps) But there's an ugly monster who lives down there!

Eggman: (annoyed) It's just Pleakley. Don't get excited.

Cubot: Exactly!

Orbot: (groans) Pleakley's mostly harmless, dummy.

Just then, the cyclops gasped, noticing something as he pointed to the beeping door.

Peepers: Sirs! SIIIIIRS!!

Hater: What is it?!

He pointed to where the door opened, noticing six familiar faces arriving with only the door partially opening.

Spike: Gotcha!

Eggman: Well, well, well, it's Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Spike, and Team Freedom Planet.

Pinkie: Hiya, Egghead!

Eggman: (snaps) EggMAN!! You do that on purpose!

Pinkie: He-he-he-he!

Eggman: What are you doing here?! Planning on stopping me?!

Spike: (pause) Well, that's the idea.

Milla: Uh your door's not opened, though.

Eggman: Oh, sorry about the door. I...I put in a work order, but the guy's not gonna get down here 'til, like, Thursday. So, y'know.

They shrugged, hopping inside before standing, unknown to them, a red X on the floor.

Eggman: Ah, ah, look, people, you see? You put a big red "X" on the floor, people will stand there!

Rainbow: Wait, Red What?

Just then, the group dropped with Pinkie clenching Rainbow by the back, stupidly grabbing her wings as the six fell.

Six: AHHHH!!

Some smog was seen before it blew upward.

Eggman: Human nature! (smirks) Or, in this case, Equestrian and Animal nature.

Rainbow: (annoyed) Oh great. Whatcha gonna do? Throw us into the Yin-Yang world?

Eggman: Don't be stupid. Who do you take me for? Chase Young?

More steam blew on to where Rainbow was. At the other part of the DIP Star, Nack and Psycho's group peeked at the Troopers marching with Rouge rolling to another area, motioning her friends to follow, which they did.

Sarah: (sighs) So far so good.

Psycho: Funny. I thought I've heard alarms sounding.

Rouge: Fuzzy and his jerks must've broke into the detention center or something. Probably rescuing some princess who would hate that Deli-Bob Head's guts at first then fall for him later.

Nack: (smirks) Reminds you of anything?

Rouge: Shut up.

Harvey: (gasps) Uh oh.

Rarity: Why whatever is the matter, Harvey?

He held out his mitt hand while closing his eyes.

Wander: You got your hand up again.

Harvey: I don't know why, but I think Rainbow and the others are in trouble.

Swiper: Oh crud!

Sarah: We must go help him.

Harvey: No. You must go get that disc to the Rebels. We cannot risk our mission.

Marine: (worried) Split up? Really?

Rouge: Just do what you need to do fast and meet us at the Beast!

Fluttershy: Yipes! We're going inside a beast's mouth?

Twilight: She means Deli-Bob Head's ship.

Nack: Right. May the Force be with you and all that stuff.

Rarity: I better go with Harvey, too. You know, in case something stupid happens.

Harvey: Oh come on, nothing dumb will happen.

Psycho: Unless you lose your eyes and end up hypnotizing folks like crazy.

Wander: Or Rarity getting corrupted by darkness or-

Scootaloo: (quickly) Uh let's not ruin script, okay?

Rocket: Yeah, better check as well.

Swiper: Same here.

Mr. Bump: Can I come, too?

Miss Calamity: (frowns) Why would you wanna do that?

Mr. Bump: Hello! I got nothing to do while on the DIP Star.

Psycho: I wanna check! I wanna check!

Nack: Why do they call it a DIP Star anyway?

Psycho opens a panel and saw a gage which is labeled 'Amount of DIP. Make sure to pick up ingredients before reusing.'

Psycho: That's why!

Sylvia: Well be careful! Just don't do nothing stupid.

With that, the twelve departed from Psycho's group (Psycho, Rocket, Mr. Bump, Rarity, Harvey, and Swiper) as the violet male spoke.

Nack: Come on! We gotta find that droid!

Miss Calamity: I bet it's high again.

Nack: Let's just hope no one gets killed. I hate that.

Apple Bloom: Nobody we know anyway.

Near where a walkway was, Psycho's group peeked a bit before darting to the walkway. Afterward, the six walked at the bottom of the walkway while someone above wearing a hood stopped, looking around a bit before briefly removing the cloaked clothing, save for the gloves and boots. He was a green muscular snake, though with arms and legs, red eyes that glowed sometimes, and sharp teeth. He wore a blue jacket over a white button-up shirt, a purple scarf with a jewel tucked in the jacket, and light blue pants. He was known as the Teknophage aka Mr. Henry Phage.

Phage: Hmmm?

Harvey stopped as well.

Harvey: Hmmm?

The two sides, not noticing one another either below or above, looked to the sides before both sides continued to their own destinations.

Harvey: Weird. I wonder what's going on?

Psycho: Probably a drill. (scoffs) You know that fire drill we once had? I was making out with Sarah and we had this drill. And she said 'no way'.

Back at the lair, the robot sidekicks hammered the last nail to the wall before they hung the six frozen in carbonite, save for their eyes.

Orbot: There.

Cubot: It's just like art!

Orbot: Quick question: what is the art of again?

Hater: (groans) It's the art of the captured rebels!

Eggman: Yeah, nothin' like a group of frozen ponies and animals to tie a room together! Now, allow me to tell you why I created my latest invention.

He went up the stairs with Peepers peeking.

Peepers: (to the camera) Song cue.

Hater: (groans) Oh no.

The spotlight hit him as he began singing.

Eggman: (singing) You see, the Force with me is weak
I've never been that hip or chic,
People treat me like a freak
Sometimes they even boo and hiss.

He walked up to the trapped six, showing a remote with some results.

Eggman: (singing) Let me tell you, even though
My midi-chlorians are low,
I'll be the DIP Star's CEO
When they get a load of this...

He pointed to a machine of a sort with a grin on his face, dancing a bit.

Eggman: (singing) It's a Sith-inator
It's a really cool machine.
My evil will be greater
Than that lion's ever been.

The robots and Watchdogs clapped a bit to the beat.

Eggman: (singing) You ask all those haters
From Faerie to Shiitake,
They'll say, "Wow! That Dr. Eggman is mean!"

He slid down the ladder before noticing female dancers along with the Watchdogs dancing nearby him with two of them lifting him.

Eggman: (singing) When this is operational,
I'll zap myself, then bam!
The Force will be so strong with me,
They'll all know who I am!

It then showed the fat man near the meeting with the workers glaring.

Eggman: (singing) And all those bureaucrats
That used to point and jeer and joke

He went near a few near the pits, smirking while motioning.

Eggman: (singing) If I put my fingers just like this
They're gonna start to choke.

They choked and fell downward. It then showed the fat man with medals sitting on some money with a few females holding the plaques.

Eggman: (singing) Lex Luthor will respect me,
Give me medals and a raise.

Money poured down with him dancing more.

Eggman: (singing) With all my newfound Sith-iness,
I'll set the Force ablaze!

It then showed a red cat in dark cloak named Katz before it revealed a puppet of himself on Eggman's hand.

Eggman: (singing) The Emperor who used to only
Greet me with a yawn,
He now will say, "I'm blown away!"
Much like world we've won.

The dancers danced with him pointing to the machine before getting on top of it.

Eggman: (singing) It's a Sith-inator
It's a really cool machine.
My evil will be greater
Than Prince John has ever been.

The robots played their instruments a bit while Eggman hopped down, arms crossed.

Eggman: (singing) You ask all those haters
From Faerie to Shiitake,
They'll say, "Wow! That Dr. Eggman is mean!"

He flung the false cape he continued to wear while dancing while showing a squirrel on a wheel wearing a helmet powering the machine, then it showed the charts of himself going high, which he hit away.

Eggman: (singing) It's my Sith-inator,
It's got evil moving parts,
I'm a Sith creator
And my evil's off the charts!

The dancers held the fake sabers behind the man, whom grinned.

Eggman: (singing) And my portrait will be placed
On all the grandest evil heeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaarrrrrths...

The banners with the familiar Eggman Emblem was shown.

Eggman: (singing) And I'll no longer be the lowest of the Darths!

Hater looked annoyed while Peepers danced nearby.

Eggman: (singing) I'll no longer be the lowest
The fastest, not the slowest,
The yes-est, not the no-est,
And you'll all be eating crow-est,
I'll no longer be the lowest of the Daaaaaaaaaaaarths!

He finally twirled and slid up toward the trapped six with all, but the angered Hater, dancing.

Eggman: Prince John can kiss my bantha!

Finally, the song was done with the robots applauding.

Orbot: (applauding) Very good, sir! That was better than rehearsal!

Eggman: (grins) Alright, stay close to your comlinks, ladies, and, if all goes well, I'll have a victory number in the fourth act.

They departed with the Watchdogs chattering a bit while only Hater glared.

Hater: On one condition...

Eggman: And that would be?

Hater: (snaps) Never EVER sing it again!!

Eggman: (frowns) Party pooper.

He went to the trapped ones, fixing his tinted glasses.

Eggman: So, like I said, I'm going to make myself super-evil with my Sith-inator here, but first, I think I'll shoot one of you first.

Cubot: What?! Shoot one of them first?

Eggman: You know, just to make sure it's safe and, uh, y'know, I don't...die or fry myself and have to wear one of those masks like that idiot lion, because that would not be a good look for me.

As he said that, the familiar figures peeked in while Sonic, Tails, Bowser, and Bowser Jr. arrived.

Bowser: Ugh, that bus ride took forever! Ungh! What the heck!

Sonic: So what did we miss, Egg Head?

Eggman: (snaps) EggMAN! You do that on purpose, Sonic!

Sonic: Well I wasn't the one who got recruited this way...how DID I get myself here?

Tails: Yeah, there's something not right about us working with you.

Eggman: Uh-l-l-let's just get to it. I'm about to demonstrate something on the rebels here. And if it works, they can join us on the Back Side of the Force.

Bowser Jr.: Backside?

Eggman: D'oh! I mean Dark Side!

Tails: (pause) I forget. Are we the good guys, Sonic, or the bad guys since we're working with him?

Sonic: Does it matter? We would probably reform later anyway.

Tails: Still, I don't even KNOW how we got to working with him either.

Bowser Jr.: Eh, it's probably nothing, but stupidity or something.

Eggman: Well they can be Sith biddies with me, whadaya think? Huh?

Mr. Bump then gasped, looking at the laser starting to activate.

Mr. Bump: Hey, a laser light show!

Swiper: Bump, no!

The fox followed Mr. Bump as Rocket glanced.

Rocket: That's not a light show, you idiot!!

Rarity: Get back here!

Harvey: Don't!

Psycho: Wait! I wanna join whatever it is!

The laser prepared to hit with Mr. Bump going in front of them with Swiper gasping.

Swiper: What are you-?

Mr. Bump: I'm TRYING to see the lasers shot in the sky in order to see the planets' history.

Bowser Jr.: (shocked) Mr. Bump!?

Mr. Bump then looked, noticing Junior arriving.

Mr. Bump: Junior, there you are. How did you get to be a cool Stormtrooper?

Bowser Jr.: (pulling) Hey you dork! Get out of the way before you're-

Swiper: (notices) It's too late!!

Finally, the laser fired.

Tails: (gasps) WATCH OUT!!

Bowser: JUNIOR!!

The three were shoved by the others while they were hit, each screaming in pain while the carbonite with Mr. Bump was knocked away as well.

Hater: Hold on. Wait a minute. Wait...what...who let a bunch of kids in here?!

The laser died down while the ones hit flopped to the ground while the ones knocked away groaned.

Peepers: Doesn't look like we'll be getting any information from them.

The robots poked the groaning ones that were hit.

Cubot: Hey, buddies, you okay?

The rabbit and unicorn both groaned.

Eggman: Yeah, they're gonna have headaches, but with any luck, they're gonna be so evil when they get on their feet.

Swiper: Ow...that's not good. Well at least Wander and the others are-

Hater: (shocked) Wait, Wander's here?! (groans) Oh that's just what I need right now: HIM ruining everything as usual!

Peepers: Sirs! SIRS!!

Both: What?

Peepers pointed to the E gage on the fuel tank.

Eggman: (groans) Oh, great, I-I-I used up all the Force on them.

He groaned, motioning the robots to follow him.

Eggman: Orbot and Cubot, grab the trash can. We gotta go refuel.

Hater: You do so, I'll deal with-

Bowser Jr.: (points) Hey, dorks. The two ran off while you were monologuing.

He pointed to Swiper dragging Mr. Bump to an empty area.

Hater: (shocked) What?! GRRRR! GET BACK HERE!

He darted after them, shooting bolts from his hands.

Peepers: (holds his gun) Wait up, sir!

Bowser Jr.: GET BACK HERE REBELS!!

As soon as the three were gone, Eggman turned to the carbonited six on the ground.

Eggman: You six wait here, we'll be right back to turn you to the Dark Side, too, and then you, me, and...these guys alongside Sonic, I guess, can be the Sith-keteers!

Cubot: Who can I be, sir?

Eggman: (frowns) You can be the horse.

Cubot: I guess it's true. Sith does happen.

Eggman: C'mon, let's go. We gotta get some more of that super-Force-y-lion trash. I know just where to look.

Cubot: Please not where that cyclops thing is!

Both: Pleakley!

Cubot: Exactly!

Eggman: He's the only one who can help us at this point.

Orbot: Just come on!

As soon as they were gone, Rarity's eyes glowed yellow with Harvey's eyes glowing red, both looking at the others starting to recover, then glaring at the Sith-Inator, looking seriously at it, narrowing their eyes.

(End of Act 5)