Nack and Psycho's AniToon Wars 3

(Act 3)

At the desert of Shiitake, Digit began leaving from Greasy.

Greasy: Hey, where you going?

Digit: You can kiss the lower part of the back of my propeller tail that is my body!

As soon as Digit was almost away, Greasy looked hurt as he shouted.

Greasy: Well fine! No more adventures. I'm not going that way anyway!

He began departing before looking at his arm, showing the circuits.

Greasy: Still, how the heck did I get shot?

As that happened, unknown to either, another pod opened up with Sleet kicking it open before they looked at the area.

Sleet: Ugh! Shiitake. Why someone idiotic would name it after a type of mushroom, I will never know.

Dingo: Wait, it was a mushroom?! I thought someone was swearing!

Br'er Fox: Okay, me busting instincts is telling me 'dat the droids went (points ahead) 'dat ways. Now, come on!

They began following. As soon as they were gone, the familiar six peeked out, flopping to the ground.

Lilac: Okay, next time: let's not use the rooftop to hide.

Pinkie gasped, then noticed the tracks of Digit and Greasy.

Pinkie: Oh! OH! I found something!

Spike: What did you find?

Pinkie: Droid tracks!

Milla: I feel their presence too thanks to the sand.

Rainbow: But we NEED to keep an eye on Digit. We gotta make sure whoever this Teknophage is gets that cyber turkey.

Lilac: I hate to say this, but Rainbow's right. Let's just get to Digit before something bad happens.

With that, the six darted off. Meanwhile, with Nic's group, the gang continued through the desert.

Br'er Bear: So how come yew kids is in 'de empire?

Sonic: Actually, we joined the Empire by accident.

Tails: Truth is, I was trying to sign up for a physics camp.

Mina: And I wanted to go to music camp myself.

Sonic: Me, I wanted to go to Sports Camp. Heard the fields there are great places for running.

Dingo: Physics camp? (scoffs) Yeah, you're better off.

Scalawag: To be honest, I don't recall why I myself joined. What about you, Nic? Why did you join the Empire?

Nic: (removes her helmet) Don't you remember anything from orientation? (frowns) Rebels are cruel, heartless sub-humans who are messing up the galaxy! And I am all about law and order.

Dingo: So is the Emperor and everyone else in the Empire. What is your point?

Nic: My point!? I'll tell you my point.

Ben: (to the camera) Song cue!

Nic: (singing) Ever since I was young,
You know, I hated dissention.

It then showed Nic arriving to a group of teens talking before they noticed her removing her helmet to eat, moving away.

Nic's Voice: (singing) Among my peer group,
It caused a whole lot of tension.

It then showed the teens slouching while Nic stood tall.

Nic's Voice: (singing) When the other kids were slouching,
I would stand at attention.

It then showed Nic in the bathroom wearing the helmet, looking at the bathroom mirror.

Nic's Voice: (singing) And I've always looked so good in white.

It then showed Nic on a speed bike, posing.

Nic: (singing) Now I'm a bad mamma-jamma

It then showed Nic near a volcano, fixing her helmet.

Nic: (singing) And I rock a mean helmet.

Then, it showed Nic looking around.

Nic's Voice: (singing) If I see a rebellion

Then it showed Nic holding the flag, glancing around the desert place.

Nic's Voice: (singing) Then you know I'm gonna quell it.

Then it showed Nic tumbling and preparing to fire with Longhorn glancing at the saluting female.

Nic's Voice: (singing) I'm a certified, full-blown,
Armor-wearing zealot

Then it showed Nic on top of a statue of a bantha.

Nic's Voice: (singing) And it feels so good to know I'm always right.

Then it showed different places, including Burbank, New York City, Townsville, and Tokyo.

Nic's Voice: (singing) You can see exotic worlds across the galaxy,

It finally cut to Nic frowning.

Nic: (singing) In the Empire...

All: (singing) In the Empire...

Then it showed Nic walking between the troopers posing.

Nic: (singing) You can be all that they want you to be,

Then it showed Nic showing her items as she sang.

Nic: (singing) You get a 401(k) and your meals are free
In the Empire.

All: (singing In the Empire...

Nic: (singing) In the Empire.

All: (singing/Egyptian dancing) In the Empire...

It then showed Nic and the troopers marching.

Nic: (singing) I don't know but I've been told,
The Rebels need to be controlled.

Then it showed the troopers with some on banthas rounding up people on stocks while Nic's group headed to a Tall Darth and Handsome Store where there was a sock sale.

Nic's Voice: (singing) We'll round them up and put 'em all in stocks,
But first we've gotta get Prince Johnny's socks!

Finally, it cut back to Nic, whom looked annoyed as she removed her helmet.

Nic: (singing) It's so not fair!

As she spoke next, she glanced at each one.

Nic: I mean, why am I still on sock detail when Gladys from Accounting got promoted to Commander, and she doesn't even know how to hold a blaster? No, I mean, really, she failed that part of the exam four times. She held it backwards and upside-down. But no, she's a second cousin of some midlevel Darth, and so she gets a promotion? What about me?

She snatched the crow as she shouted.

Nic: If they would just open their eyes, they'd see that I've got everything it takes, I could be the stormiest Stormtrooper (singing) evaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!

Sleet: (pauses) Ya feelin' better?

Nic: (grins) Yeah. Thanks.

It showed the locations with each one shown.

Nic: (singing) You can see exotic worlds across the galaxy,
In the Empire...

They saluted together.

All: (singing) In the Empire...

It then showed Nic grinning while marching with the troops.

Nic: (singing) You can be all that they want you to be,
You can march to the beat of conformity

It then cut to Nic on the line with teens.

Nic: (singing) In the Empire.

Crowd: (singing) In the Empire...

It then cut back to the desert.

Nic: (singing) In the Empire.

All: (singing) In the Empire...

Nic: (singing) In the Empire.

All: (singing) In the Empire...

Finally, it showed the cutout of the DIP Star with victory flag as they stood.

Nic: (singing) In the Empire!

Finally, the cardboard fell behind them.

Dingo: (pause) Does anyone know the Pony Pokie???

A bit later, the group arrived to where Longhorn glanced at a woman named Jessie showed a part.

Jessie: Look, sir, droids!

Longhorn: (frowns) No, this is a bathtub stopper.

Just then, he noticed the group arriving.

Longhorn: TK-90210, what are you doing out here?

Br'er Fox: Well, we followed some droids 'dat was ejected from the—

Longhorn: Hup-bup-bup-bup-bup! The droids and the missing DIP Star plans are none of your concern.

Most: (confused) DIP Star plans?

Applejack: Whatcha talkin' 'bout?

Longhorn: Never you mind! You go to Twilight Town! I'm sure you can find some socks for that crybaby lion there.

All: (groans) Yes, sir.

As they departed, a man named James arrived with a stick in hand.

James: Look sir, a magic flute!

Longhorn: (facepalms) No, that's a stick!

Then, a cat-like creature named Meowth came up with a metallic feather.

Meowth: Look, Jess, droids.

Then, James came up showing a penny.

James: Look, a penny!

Meowth: (scratches him) Cut that out!

James: AHHH! What did I do?

Jessie: (sighs) James...

Back with Nack and Psycho's group, the race pod arrived to a desert house with the group hopping off and Psycho flopping to the ground.

Psycho: Ow.

Wander: Thanks again for inviting me and Sylvia to your home for a while 'til we can refill our Orble Juice for the trip.

Nack: No problem, Wander.

Inside the hut, two weasels called Ze Professor and Kayla were eating their meal.

Nack: Hey Grandpa. Hey, Grandma.

Professor: Hello, boys! You're just in time for lunch.

Kayla: So, what's on ze list? Another day filled vith big plans? (read the list) "Herd all ze nerfs into Beggar's Canyon, teach ze sarlaac to brush his teeth, and giving a bantha a shower." Zat's awfully ambitious!

Nack: Just tryin' to make the most of each and every summer day!

Psycho: And not because we were doing something illegal! Nope!

Mr. Bump: Hey, we stopped by and saw Snake and VM.

Miss Calamity: Sadly, Snake is kinda lonely and he keeps wishing to go join the rebellion while harming those womp rats. How awful of them!

Mr. Bump: There's 2 suns and hardly any women! What are they SUPPOSE to do?!

Psycho: (grins) Shoot those little rat guys, duh!

She angrily hit the weasel in the air.

Psycho: WHEEE!!

Rarity: Still, he DOES look awfully dazed.

Professor: Ooh, let me guess, vas he staring wistfully at the horizon?

Kayla: Angus!

Professor: Vhat? Everyone knows zat boy would rather be somewhere else.

Sweetie: Too bad Drew doesn't like letting him go and keeps making excuses to keep him around.

Harvey: I say he's so stubborn to let Snake go, that he's gonna eventually get himself killed for doing so.

Wander: Harvey, I know we're all bunkmates to these brothers, since Psy is the one who's adopted-

Psycho: (lands) Eh?

Wander: -but you shouldn't make fun of an uncle who's emotionally attached to someone. He and Charlotte are probably in an Empty Nest Syndrome or something ever since their daughter left them to make a name of herself.

Rocket: Wander, please. If I wanted to hear lectures, I'd hear it from the guys at the TOME game.

Professor: Vhat about you two, Nack and Psycho? Ze crops are so far ahead, vould you like to spend the rest of ze summer at swim camp on Faerie?

Psycho: With an annoying fairy around there and who's retired with that kid with flames? No thank you!

Nack: I gotta agree with Psy. Sounds fun, but we'll pass.

Kayla: Vell, how about ski camp on Hoth? Don't you boys EVER vant to see ze rest of the galaxy?

Nack: Not really. We've got everything we want right here on Shiitake. Sand, womp rats, brothers, and banthas. Why would anyone want to leave?

Psycho: Except for Snake and Vultureman who keeps whining and...(frowns) Gah! We are wrong, Nack. This place stinks.

Wander: (gasps) Uh-

Sylvia: They're right. Who the heck wants to stay living in this place on their own free will anyway? Come on, let's take 5.

Most: (randomly) Yeah. I gotta go. Thanks.

Wander: Thanks for lunch!

When they were gone, Ze Professor looked seriously.

Professor: Wait'll zey see there's no girls on zis planet! And machines don't count.

Kayla: Angus!

Professor: Except you, Kayla, but you're married to me.

That night, at the sandcrawler, some Jawa noises were heard speaking before Rainbow and her group peeked, noticing the unconscious Digit sucked inside before the Jawas hurried into the sandcrawler.

Spike: Oh crud! The heads up are gonna kill us if we don't get Didge to Henry.

Pinkie: (shows a cannon) I can shoot my party cannon toward them.

Carol: No offense, but it didn't help the last time we needed to get some of our friends away.

Lilac: I had needles in my arms for a week!

Pinkie: Yeah, what a week!

Rainbow: Anyway, let's go!

Pinkie: Right! Let's go play with the weird little guys in cloaks.

Lilac: They're called Jawas, Pinkie.

Pinkie: Really? I didn't know the drink can turn into a person!

Lilac: (sighs) No, 'Jawa', not 'Java'.

They darted after the crawler before hopping on with Spike darting as fast as he could.

Spike: Hey, wait up!

Finally, he was pulled inside before they held on, then noticed a bumper sticker.

Pinkie: (reading) "My Jawa Kid is an honor student at Shiitake High".

Pinkie gave an annoyed frown.

Pinkie: Well! That's no way to insult somepony's school!

The others groaned a bit. The next day, a man named Drew glanced at the serpent while the hidden six hopped down.

Drew: Take these two over to the garage, will ya? I want 'em cleaned up before dinner.

Snake: But I was going in to Tosche SSStation to pick up some power convertorsss.

Drew: You can waste time with your friends when your chores are done. Now, come on, get to it.

Snake: Fine. (pause) Aunt Charlotte told me to tell you that you can't tell me about sssomething.

Drew: If it's about your dad, I don't wanna hear it!

As they continued, the six glanced at the scene.

Snake: Fine! Come on, Cluck. Let'sss go. He doesssn't obviously like me.

Drew began paying the Jawa with Snake departing with the two droids.

Drew: Hey, just because I don't wanna hear it, doesn't mean-

Just then, something blew up before noticing Cluck falling down.

Snake: Crud! Hey uncle!

Drew: What now?

Snake: Thisss turkey unit hasss a bad motivator, (points) look!

Drew: (to the Jawa) Hey, whatta ya tryin' to push on us?!

He lifted the Jawa with hood removed, showing a boy named Kyle wincing.

Kyle: Oh god! Not so rough.

Drew: I'm a lawyer! I can sue your pants off!

Kyle: Please, don't hurt me! I still got 12 months left to live!

The ponies with three animals nodded, trying to sneak toward the ship before Snake pointed to Digit.

Snake: What about that one?

Digit gasped, noticing Snake pointing to him.

Digit: Me?

Drew: What about that purple one?

Kyle: Yes! Just take whatever you want! Half price!

Drew: We'll take that one.

Six: (quietly) No!

Kyle: Fine. We can even throw in discount the next time we...

Drew: You already promise us half price. Quit while you're ahead.

Digit hooted before flapping his wings, flying to the two while Cluck was dragged away.

Snake: Okay, let'sss go.

Greasy: (to Digit) Now don't you forget this. Why I should stick me neck out for you is quite beyond my capacity.

Digit: Hey, not my fault Cluck was a bad robot boid.

The six yelped, looking worried as they saw the others off, leaving the six alone.

Rainbow: Now what do we do?

Pinkie: We could be hired on as farm hands...but some of us oughta get hands!

Rainbow: (annoyed) I was talking about stealing Digit while they're all distracted.

Back on the DIP Star, the skull ship arrived before landing. Then, it opened with the foes departing along with many other cyclopses called the Watchdogs.

Peepers: Now remember, troops, we're only here for observation.

Random Watchdog: Uh does this mean we can't go to the mall or hang around the arcade?

Peepers: (pauses) Oooh, all right, fine, but ONLY during your break.

Watchdogs: YAY!!

They zoomed off, leaving the five foes.

Eggman: Orbot, Cubot, bring all my gear down to my lair.

Orbot: You mean the abandoned recycling compartment?

Eggman: (snaps) It's a lair!

Orbot: Hey! Who are you calling a liar?!

Eggman: "Lair", not "Liar". (sighs) Why didn't I keep my original bots?

Peepers: Because you thought they were stupid?

Eggman: No one likes a gloater.

They got on the moving sidewalk with Peepers glancing.

Peepers: Ooh, whadaya know? A moving sidewalk.

Hater: (annoyed) Ugh, I should've splurged on it, but NOOOOO, I had to spend it on a Doomsday Plan investment of Eggman's.

Just then, they noticed someone passing by them. He was a maneless lion with yellow eyes. He wore a huge blue robe, a light blue shirt, a crown too big for him, and brown sandals along with a facial mask. He was known as Prince John.

Eggman: (gasps) Oh my gosh! It's that lion, Prince John! (to the four) Hey, I know that guy! It's PJ. Hey! Hey, w-wait up, wait up!

As he ran after him, hopping over objects, though tripping on some, he shouted a bit.

Eggman: Phew! PJ! Hey look! Eh, I'm Darth Eggman! I'm not sure if you remember me, the Death Egg, the little nutcracker thing and eventual ship I was gonna build with my face on it. And then you or possibly Katz sorta stole my plans. (yelps) Anyway, I gotta new invention, and it's gonna knock your socks off! (tripping) I'm wondering if you could, uh, spare a little Force. I thought maybe you had a little extra lying around—

Finally, he bumped to a couple of troopers, whom blocked his way.

Eggman: Okay, uh, good talk.

All while Hater face palmed a bit.

Hater: Ungh...at least Wander's not involved in this to ruin everything again.

Peepers: (looks at script) According to this script, boss...

Lord Hater: DON'T SAY IT, DON'T EVEN JINX IT!

Back at Shiitake, Rainbow Dash and her group glanced at Snake's place, quickly hurrying to the door while Greasy, wearing only a towel on his waist, glanced at Digit.

Greasy: Come on, Didge, Senor Reptile took off your restraining bolt, now quit complaining.

Digit: I'm not complaining!

Greasy: Didge, you were high before we crashed. AND you were complaining about all the stuff you did many years ago that you SHOULD have gotten awards for.

Digit: At least you didn't spill the secret of the mutant's family!

Greasy: Que?

Digit: Not talking! I gave a vow not to talk!

Greasy: Fine!

He went to the tub as he spoke.

Greasy: Now I'm taking another bath. And I don't want to be disturbed.

He jumped in while the towel was flung off of him, landing on Digit's head.

Greasy: Aaah.

Digit: (dryly) You may be a robot android, but even then I find your nude disgusting. Good thing I got a towel on my face.

Digit bumps into a machine due to the towel on his face.

Digit: Ouch.

Just then, a rock hit him.

Digit: Huh?

Another hit him with the cy-boid peeking from the towel.

Digit: What the-?

Then, a big rock hit the cyboid.

Digit: AGH! Who the heck did that?!

He turned, noticing the familiar faces making a "come here" motion.

Digit: (quietly) What the-?! Girls? Spike?

Milla: Shhhh! (quietly) We have to whisper to keep it quiet.

Digit: (quietly) What are you doing here?!

Rainbow: (quietly) Uh hello! We gotta complete the mission.

Digit looked back at Greasy relaxing before shrugging.

Digit: Ah, he won't notice anyway. By the way, why throw a big rock?

Pinkie: Sorry. Sand was too soft.

Spike: Come on, before we're spotted.

Slowly, the seven began walking passed Snake watching the suns go down while a band played. As that happened, Pinkie waved with a grin with the leader, John Williams nodding.

Pinkie: (quietly) Thank you, Mr. Williams.

Meanwhile, at the cliffs, the familiar pod racer zoomed through the area.

Wander: Wow, that bantha took a while longer to clean than I thought it would.

Nack: Well, we better get home. THEN see if we can get those tickets.

Sylvia: You mean steal them in your case.

Nack: Tomato, tomatah.

Rarity: Hmph, stealing tickets off of this planet? Please!

At the other side of the cliffs, the seven yelped, almost falling while looking a bit.

Carol: Come on, just keep going.

Just then, the pod came as the two sides noticed.

All: WHOA!!

Digit: YOIKES!!

The group yelped with the pony girls and animals with them tumbling downward to the cliffs while Digit crashed into the pod, unknowingly ejecting the DIP Star Plans disc. With Rainbow's group, the six landed at part of the cliff with Pinkie laughing.

Pinkie: He-he-he-he! Let's do it again!

Rainbow: (dryly) No.

They looked up, noticing the speeder with Pinkie gasping.

Pinkie: Oh my gosh! I know that pod somewhere, but I can't remember where.

Inside the pod, the group looked back, noticing Digit groaning.

Digit: Oooh, my head.

Wander: Whoa, little fella. Sorry about that.

Sweetie: Are you okay? Do you need some assistance?

Digit: I got my own, thank you, but uh-

Rocket: Say, what's a droid like you doing out here in the Jundland Wastes?

Digit: Whoa, whoa! This is our first meeting! Geez, and people say Greasy was fast!

Marine: (annoyed) He meant what the bloody heck are you doing in the middle of the night?! Don't you know it's pass your bedtime, half-wit?

Digit: Oh come on! I'm over decades old, so I'm older than you!

Marine: Prove it.

Digit opens a panel, showing his warranty that shows when he was made.

Digit: Ta-da!

Rocket: Okay, so you're older than us.

Harvey: Yeah, what's so important that you have to get run over anyway?

Digit: Just this.

He pressed a button, showing the hologram of Julayla.

Harvey: (grins) Oh, cool! A movie.

Julayla: (in the hologram) Help me Teknophage. You're my only hope.

She kept repeating the same message as the three looked surprised.

Wander: Whoever she is, she sounds like she's in trouble.

Digit: Yep. He's in this area. Snake told me that he could be related to some guy named Henry Age.

Mr. Bump: Oh that's boring. Is there anymore to this message?

He fidgited with the controls before it showed another image, that one of flailing droids.

Voice: Intergalactic Proton Powered Electrical Tentacle Advertising Droids! Intergalactic Proton Powered Electrical Tentacle Advertising Droids! Intergalactic Proton Powered Electrical Tentacle Advertising Droids!

Just then, a figure named Wes Weasely came as he spoke.

Wes Weasely: Hi, I'm Darth Weasely of Darth Wesley's Intergalactic Proton Powered Electrical Tentacle Advertising Droids Imporium and Moon Base. Due to a gargled subspace transmission, I am currently overstocked on all Intergalactic Proton Powered Electrical Tentacle Advertising Droids and I am passing the savings onto (waves his arms) yoooou!

It was turned off.

Miss Calamity: I hate advertisements.

Mr. Bump: Anything else?

Mr. Bump push another button, showing a salesman appearing.

Salesman: Hey Didge! Just to let you know that your High Sniffers just came in. So whenever you are done with your mission for the princess, man, let me know so you can get high up.

The message disappears, making Digit embarrassed.

Digit: You didn't see that.

A few of them looked annoyed.

Digit: What?

Swiper: Henry? Hey, we were just there! We have Jedi lessons with him every Tuesday. He lives right up at the edge of the Dune Sea.

Marine: As long as he stops getting "I'm getting hungry and plan to do a vore on you guys" nonsense out of his mind when doing so.

Rarity: Literally, he's literally starving for people! Ungh! How uncivilized.

Nack: Anyhow, that aside, do you want a ride?

Digit: I'm fine. I can fly or walk over there.

He hopped down.

Nack: Okay, suit yourself.

The bid began departing as Miss Calamity shouted.

Miss Calamity: And remember, sand people hide single file to hide their numbers.

Finally, Digit was gone.

Mr. Bump: He probably already knows.

Most began entering the pod with the two that remained glancing.

Miss Calamity: He's not gonna remember, is he?

Sylvia: Not a chance.

Back with the six climbing up, they gasped, noticing the pod zooming, causing them to fly away before crashing to the ground with Pinkie landing on a cake. They looked up, noticing many Tusken Raiders along with one kid raider shouting. The raiders glared at the group that fell.

Lilac: Yipes!

Pinkie: What? What did I do?

All while as the pod departed the cliffs, none of the good guys noticed the DIP Star Plans disc still lying behind on the empty chair.

(End of Act 3)