NAP: The Christmas Party 4

(Act 4)

On the ice rink, the familiar faces skated while a few laughed a bit. As they did, Mr. Tickle began tickling Mr. Grumpy, whom yelped and almost fell.

Mr. Tickle: He-he-he-he.

Mr. Grumpy: (annoyed) Stop that! I'm trying to skate here!

Mr. Scatterbrain skated by, sliding around before posing.

Mr. Scatterbrain: You could use something joyful like a raccoon.

Mr. Tickle: Let's just do the hand grab from Peanuts!

A few grabbed hands with Mr. Grumpy reluctantly doing so.

Mr. Grumpy: Why do I feel like this is a bad idea?

Not too far away, one of the familiar rabbit demons struggled, trying to wobble on the ice rink. After a moment, Inez noticed, sighing a bit.

Inez: May as well help him.

As she skated by Rouge, she noticed, yelping and ducking from the shape humans holding hands and jumping over her.

Shape Humans: WHOA!!

The other shape humans laughed before Mr. Tickle spun around, breaking the line apart and causing everyone to skate to different parts of the rink.

Smiley: (grins) Wow, they're sure having fun, huh Bartleby?

The rat creature nodded. Meanwhile, Inez skated passed the couples, stopping near the rabbit demon struggling on the skate shoes.

Inez: Hey...

She reached out for him.

Inez: (grins) Need a hand learning to skate?

Nousagi: I'm uh fine, Inez. I can handle it.

He stood up, his legs wobbling a bit before struggling to use his staff. However, he slipped, falling down.

Nousagi: Ungh.

He grunted, struggling to try again, though fell, causing his fake beard to be turned sideways.

Inez: Maybe if you do something with your robe a bit.

She briefly lifted the robe front, unbuttoning toward the pants level before tying it to the sides. She then pulled the rabbit wizard before fixing his false beard.

Inez: Here, I'll show you. All you gotta do is put one foot out, then another and just go with it.

Nousagi: (sighs) I don't know, Inez. That sounds a bit complicated.

Inez: (grins) Just trust me, you'll like it when you get the hang of it. Heck, I'll help you skate if you like.

He nodded a bit, holding her arm as the two skated around a bit, watching Inez's feet skating before the rabbit slowly did the same, letting go as he continued.

Inez: Now you're getting it.

As she watched him skate away from her side, the cyborg walrus stopped nearby her, smirking a bit.

Boomer (Sonic): Heh, didn't think you'd be teaching your boyfriend how to skate.

Inez: (annoyed) No, he isn't my boyfriend.

Boomer (Sonic): Peh. And I suppose the genie isn't into you?

Inez: (glares) Don't you have someone to mock?

Boomer (Sonic): Not until four. Why?

She groaned a bit. With Scourge, he posed in a cocky manor, winking to the single females his age before Alicia rolled her eyes.

Alicia: He's THAT idiotic.

Miles: At least he's not ga-ga over Fiona anymore.

Alicia: Oh, he still is, but now he's ga-ga over every girl!

Rosy: And THAT is why Buns chose to try to have Donnie.

Miles: I thought she did it because she lost a bet.

Rosy: (sing-songy) That's not what Justitia was telling me.

Psycho, meanwhile, crashed through the ice, splashing the very cold water on a few people, freezing them.

Carl: (in agony) PAAAAIIIIN!!

Scourge: PSYCHO!!

Psycho popped out, looking icy blue.

Psycho: What? It's a good look on you goons.

Miss Naughty: BRRR!!

Mr. Rude: Cooooold!

Lepus: (scoffs) Whiners.

Carl: (annoyed) You're not whining because you're a damn snowman!

Alicia: On the plus side, being stuck here DOES give Karma to Scourge. He-he-he.

To their notice, the single females saw the chubby genie with bottle dangling on his pants skating nearby them with a smug look.

Arnab: You know, ladies. I think nothing is working between any of you OR him. (smirks) Perhaps you can accompany me to skate with one of you?

As he spoke next, he started to secretly rub both Alicia and Scarlett's butts, stunning the two in embarrassment.

Arnab: After all, I'm 100% much better than any crappy green hedgehog like him.

Both: AHHHHH! PERVERT!!

They quickly kicked the genie down.

Arnab: AGH!

Rigby: Ooooooh! Genie hare got served! UNH!!

Harvey: He-he-he-he. (skating off) Come on, Edna. Let's set fire to those icicles!

Scourge: (shivers) OH DAMN!

Valchir, meanwhile, looked at the people skating before he yelped, being pulled to skate with them.

Cream: Come on, Mr. Valchir. It's no fun if you sit alone.

Cheese: Chao.

Valchir gulped, being pushed and slid through the snow. Nearby, Cherokee and Hase posed while being lifted by Dingo.

Dingo: Hey guys, check this out!

Sleet: (frowns) If it's to make a stink bomb, don't even start.

Dingo: Aw come on!!

Nic: Last time you did it got us kicked out of our favorite restaurant.

The trio passed by the big blue dragon whom stopped, noticing Arnab groaning as he held his belly.

Oryctolagus: Heh, be lucky they didn't kick your groin.

Arnab: (in pain) Shut up.

Discord twirled, holding Fluttershy upward while Nousagi almost stumbled, then was held by Scarlett skating nearby him.

Scarlett: I think you better let me hold you 'til you get the hang of it.

Nousagi blushed, his ears shooting straight up before he began stuttering.

Nousagi: (nervously) Oh uh, sure Scarlett. I uh, well if it's all right with you.

Fluttershy: (notices) Wow...he must be really shy.

Discord: If you think this is something, wait 'til tonight comes.

Later that evening, the villains glanced at the gang laughing and having a good time while some food fighting was seen.

Cubot: Wow, that must be some party they're throwing.

Eggman: But ours is much better than theirs!

Sedusa, however, glanced at the broken tables, the food messed on the areas, the foes covered in bandages, and some machines looking already blown up.

Sedusa: Face it: This party you made sucks. And we're stuck out here while THEY are in there being bigots!

Eggman: Oh, you want something scary? Well, maybe something from Weird Al can fix that!

Sedusa: (roll eyes) What Weird Al has to do with it?

Eggman: Boys!

Bells begins to ring as the robots appears in gas masks as they sing.

Orbot: (singing) It's Christmas at Ground Zero
There's music in the air
The sleigh bells are ringing and the carolers are singing
While the air raid sirens blare

Cubot: (singing) It's Christmas at Ground Zero
The button has been pressed
The radio just let us know
That this is not a test

Orbot: (singing) Everywhere the atom bombs are droppin'
It's the end of all humanity
No more time for last minute shoppin'
It's time to face your final destiny

Cubot: (singing) Well, it's Christmas at Ground Zero
There's panic in the crowd
We can dodge debris while we trim the tree
Underneath a mushroom cloud

Bossman: Oh! Oh! Where's this going?

Control Freak: And why do they have gas masks?

Eggman: Shhh! Don't ruin it! This is the best part!

Air sirens are heard as the robots fire out bombs made out of snow everywhere, causing them to explode and sending out snow. Once at some point, they sing some more.

Orbot: (singing) You might hear some reindeer on your rooftop
Or Jack Frost on your windowsill
But if someone's climbin' down your chimney
You better load your gun and shoot to kill

Cubot: (singing) Oh, it's Christmas at Ground Zero
And if the radiation level's okay
I'll go out with you and see the all new
Mutations on New Year's Day

Both: (singing) It's Christmas at Ground Zero
Just seconds left to go
I'll duck and cover with my yuletide lover
Underneath the mistletoe

The dummies were pelted by the snow explosions with Elmyra trying to kiss Monty with a mistletoe, annoying him.

Both: (singing) It's Christmas at Ground Zero
Now the missiles are on their way
What a crazy fluke we're gonna get nuked
On this jolly holiday
What a crazy fluke we're gonna get nuked
On this jolly holiday

Christmas sirens are heard before toning down.

Sedusa: (pause) Where did the sirens came from?

Bossman: Coolie! That was a best Christmas ever.

Junior: (notices) Uh guys?

He pointed to where the party area was, noticing everything destroyed.

Eggman: MY PARTY SET!!

Orbot: We failed to uh mentioned about that.

Sedusa: (glancing) Well, looks like the party's over now.

Eggman: You're wrong, Sedusa. It just needs some flowers, and some decorations...(looking worried) And some...(Anime tears) OH YOU'RE RIGHT!! And the worst part is, we're not invited at all!!

Familiar Voice: Uh Dr. Eggman?

Some letters were shown by the familiar figures.

Asriel: I think Mr. Scatterbrain mixed up the mail again. These letters were stuck on our mailbox. It had your names on it.

They each took it, opening them before gasping as Eggman started smiling a bit.

Eggman: We...we WERE invited!

Muscle Man: Yeah, dude. That's what happens when someone stupid as Scatterbrain mistakes your crappy mail for ours.

Schnitzel: (from inside) Radda radda radda!

Sedusa: (glares) Hey, watch the language! One of those bitches is my mom!

May: (notices) Why's everyone covered in snow?

Just then, the snow began to instantly melt from Oryctolagus' fire breath.

Oryctolagus: You're welcome!

Orbot: Okay, that song may not be the right one.

Cubot: But we got a sequel! "The Night Santa Went Crazy"! Who want to hear it?!

Eggman: (shocked) What?! You mean you could've melted the snow at any time?!

Discord peeked out with a smirk.

Discord: Yes, but then you and the idiots wouldn't have learned your lesson about a bit of humility.

Eggman: (groans) Discord, sometimes you're a pain.

Sonic: (pauses) You know, the party's going on and the night's still young.

Eggman: (sighs) All right, I'll hold off my antics for now. But remember, when the holidays are over, I'll be back to making my evil and ham. EVIL HAM!!

Nack: Oh brother. Heh...

Psycho: We got lots of goodies and Christmas stuff to hoard out to you guys.

Cubot: And I got the songs we can sing to!!

Orbots plays on a keyboard gently as Cubot begins to sing.

Cubot: (singing) Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys
For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys
When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath

Orbot: (singing) From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
And he smiled and said, with a twinkle in his eye,

Both: (singing) "Merry Christmas to all, now you're all gonna die!"

They held one another as they continued.

Both: (singing) The night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain

Cubot: (singing) Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet
And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage
And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage

Orbot: (singing) He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger
And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger
And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbequed Blitzen

Both: (singing) And he took a big bite and said, "It tastes just like chicken!"

Elmyra: (happily) He-he-he-he! Come on, Monty! I got more mistletoe.

Montana Max: (nervously) Elmyra, not in front of them!!

He was pulled inside as well.

Both: (singing) The night Santa went crazy
The night Kris Kringle went nuts
Now you can't hardly walk around the North Pole
Without steppin' in reindeer guts

The two twirled a bit.

Both: (singing) There's the National Guard and the F.B.I.
There's a van from the Eyewitness News
And helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky
And the bullets are flyin', the body count's risin'
And everyone's dyin' to know, oh Santa, why?

Orbot: (singing) My my my my my my

Cubot: (singing) You used to be such a jolly guy

Psycho: (shrugs) Hey, what did you expect from a guy with a Keyblade?

Orbot: (singing) Yes, Virginia, now Santa's doin' time
In a federal prison for his infamous crime
Hey, little friend, now don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years

Cubot: (singing) But now Vixen's in therapy and Donner's still nervous
And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service
And they say Mrs. Clause, she's on the phone every night
With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights

Both: (singing) They're talkin' bout - the night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nicholas flipped
Broke his back for some milk and cookies
Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped

They posed a bit.

Both: (singing) Wo, the night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
Realized he's gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Wo, something finally must have snapped in his brain
Tell ya, something finally must have snapped...in his brain

Dingo: WHOOO!! One of the best songs ever!!

Fiona finaly awoke, groaning a bit.

Fiona: What did I miss?

Nack: Oh, turns out Dragon boy can melt snow...

Psycho: And Sora went nutso again and is probably locked up somewhere.

Sora, whom arrived, looked annoyed.

Sora: Guys, I'm right here. And how did I get locked up?

Cubot: (shocked) You mean you're not Santa anymore?

Sora: Uh was I suppose to be?

Cubot: (looks down) Awww! All that memory protection chips for nothing.

Orbot: (pause) Oh well, at least we're glad to pay Weird Al the royalty rights before doing this!

Finally, as the power was finally on, the crowd was heard cheering.

Crowd: YAY!!

Fiona: About time! I felt like I was knocked out for hours.

Justitia: There was a good reason probably.

Fiona: And I forgot what it was.

Justitia: Yeeeeah, let's go with that.

Hope: (points) Daddy, the mall's working again.

Psycho: It was worth it, too.

Sally: After all, with friends, families, and whatnot, who knows what adventures come next.

Patch: (singing) Here we are, warm and cozy by the fire's glow.

Miss Sunshine: (singing) Singing songs and stealing kisses under the mistletoe.

Mr. Small: (singing) We've finished our feasts.

Mr. Nosy: (singing) Had the tastiest treats!

Sarah: (singing) But the Spirit of Christmas just isn't complete.

All: (singing) Without true friends and families
And the memories we recall.
It's a love we share that fills the air
And makes this the best Christmas of all.

Roxas: (singing) Something special underneath the tree.

Kids: (singing) We hope it fits you perfectly.

Sonic: (singing) I'm making a wish on a sparkling light.

Sleet & Nic: (singing) But that's not what makes this a magical night.

All: (singing) It's our true friends and families
And the memories we recall.

Robots: (singing) That we recall.

All: (singing) It's a love we share that fills the air
And makes this the best Christmas of all.

Bounty Hunters: (singing) It's good friends and warm wishes that makes this the best...

Harveys: (singing) It's the best...

All: ...Christmas of all.

The crowd cheered happily. All while in the night sky, a familiar sleigh flew overhead.

Familiar Voice: Ho-ho-ho-ho!

(ED: Revolution by Megumi Hayashibara)