NAP Presents: The Sora Clause 2 10

Chapter 10: (To Stop the Toys)

Back at the North Pole, the familiar figures landed with the flyers landing with the vampire transformed to normal form.

Sora: (looks back) Guys?

Snoopy's Voice: What?

However, a thump and yelp was heard.

Malina: What do I do?

Sora: Slow down. Slow down.

Finally, Sora was put down.

Malina: Okay. Piece of cake. Attaboy. There you go.

Finally, the ones below climbed up with Meowth grumbling.

Meowth: Dammit! Why can't you fly higher?!

Rainbow: Because I think she wanted to make YOU suffer the most.

Meowth: (sweatdrops) This is because of trying to change the naughty list, isn't it?

Sora: (smiles) Tooth Fairy, (shakes her hand) I want to thank you. I'll never forget this.

Malina: I wish I could do more, but I gotta go. Denver just started a new pee-wee hockey league.

Sora: Wait. Before you go, I want you to know that nobody, nobody was braver than you were today.

She smiled a bit.

Sora: You should be proud of your wings.

Malina: (concerned) They're not too girly?

Sora: Not on you.

She giggled before hugging her friend. She laughed before giving a thumbs up, flying away while the gang went through Sora's room.

Oopsy: Wait, there's something I don't understand. Wouldn't it be easier to go through the workshop?

Sora: No. That way Santa and his soldiers would be expecting us. Listen: Sound military strategy involves taking your enemy by surprise. It's good strategy.

However, when they opened the doors, the gang yelped, noticing Soldier Heartless approaching, quickly closing the door.

Sonic: (dryly) You were saying?

Tails: Look, the important thing is that WE aren't taken by surprise-

Just then, the familiar toy goat landed on the ground, arms charged with flames as he blocked the passageway.

Azreal: (slyly) I was hoping you'd get back soon.

Cosmo: (sweatdrops) Oh dear.

Azreal: And forget your weapons. We're immune to them.

Psycho: Well...THIS is disappointing.

A bit later, back at the factory, screams were heard while Vantias was tying up a room filled with crystals and screams from within the crystals.

Vantias: Sometimes being a despot is a tough business. He-he-he.

One Soldier held his coat before Vantias motioned.

Vantias: Come on.

He hummed a bit, then approached the tied Sora as he glared.

Vantias: So, it's Sora, isn't it?

Azreal: And this must be the famous Sonic the Hedgehog and my little brother.

Asriel's cheek was pinched as the boy goat winced with worry.

Sora: Yeah. What are you supposed to be?

Vantias: A better, stronger version of what you used to be: with a flawless complexion, I might add. Look, it just glistens.

He showed his shiny face a bit.

Sonic: Glistening like Eggman's fat butt?

Mr. Bump: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!

Vantias: GRRR!

Sora: Listen to me. I'm back now. So untie us. Let the elves go, turn them back to elves, and give me back the coat.

Vantias: (winces) Oh why would I...(mutters) now why should I do such a thing-(glares) No can do! It's Christmas Eve! I have coal to deliver! And I don't want those naughty kids to suffer! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!

He placed down his helmet.

Vantias: Now as the improved Santa, I can make sure that this coal, which instantly transfers them all from home to eternity with Krampus, gets to every kid under 13. (pauses) Maybe next year, I can do all ages.

Sora: You are not the REAL Santa, for crying out loud! You are junk a replacement, a plastic play thing! You...are...a toy! (pause) Now why did I find that familiar?

Vanitas looks at Sora oddly.

Vanitas: You are a sad strange little man. And you have my pity.

Nack: Yeah? And you and Azreal are worthless pieces of trash, better off for the recycling bin when we get through with you!

Psycho: Yeah, what stupid idiot talked you into this? I want to kick his ass!

Azreal: (glares) SILENCE!!

He fired some flames, almost hitting the others, though Dingo yelped as his arm was briefly singed.

Dingo: Ow! That's gonna take days to grow me fur back!

Vantias: We're through talking. And as much as I like to change the rest of you to crystal, I got an appointment. (to the Soldiers) Boys! One, two, three!

They turned away from them.

Azreal: We'll be back.

Vantias: (marching) And...one, two! (takes the coat) Try to keep up! Let's go. Move it on!

As soon as they were gone, Sora and his friends struggled with the ribbons used as ropes.

Sora: (struggling) Try to...This is just too tight.

Psycho: And toon-proof. Blast you evil toys!

Asriel: (worried) This isn't good.

Tron: Tell me about it. Your older self probably looks like what YOU would be if you lacked feelings and emotions.

Inez: Maybe in another lifetime, he would.

Snoopy: In hindsight, maybe chocolate hearts that lack emotions was a bad idea.

Most: (dryly) You think?

Snoopy: (sighs) This is all my fault.

Oopsy: Mine too. I thought we could create another Santa. Our elfin pride blinded us to all reason.

Snoopy: (shakes his head) I know. There's only one Santa.

Nack: So who in the world gave those two the idea anyway?

Oopsy: Vanitas said it's some sort of were-rabbit.

Sleet: A were-rabbit?!

Nic: Lame.

Dingo: The only were-rabbit that we knew of, Shaggy, was a temp one. And he's too nice and absent minded to do something like that!

Sora: (sighs) Well, I've done a pretty rotten job. I didn't check the list twice. My kid thinks I betrayed him. I hurt the woman I love. And worst of all: I ruined Christmas.

Mr. Bump: Well, on the plus side...you still got your health.

Most of the others groan.

Mr. Bump: Hey, sorry. I haven't cheer someone else much lately.

Miss Calamity: Last one being Alice, and THAT didn't help anything.

Sora sighed depressingly. Just then, some snow began pouring a bit before they looked up. To their shock, they noticed Danny sliding down a rope before landing near them.

Danny: (smirks) Hey guys.

All: (grins) Danny!

Sora: How did...

Nack: Okay, I got a feeling your kid found his way here somehow, Sora.

He went toward the tied ones, quickly cutting the ribbons off, smiling as he showed his tooth missing.

Sora: His tooth missing? Then that...

He looked up as they saw Ariel hanging on to Malina, landing down to the ground together. The red hair one then hugged the now freed Sora.

Ariel: Sora! (hugging) I got to fly in with the Tooth Fairy.

Sora: He-he-he, yeah. Are you OK?

Ariel: (nods) Yeah.

Malina then walked up to Danny and the freed ones.

Maline: Now remember: Brush between meals and don't forget the floss.

Meowth: Agh! You're just like my vetrenarian!

Malina: Don't make me put the gas mask on ya, cat boy!

Meowth: (sweatdrops) Figures.

Malina: And if anybody cares, I'm exhausted. And she...(points to Ariel) has a beautiful smile.

Sora: (grins) Thank you for everything.

Malina: No. Thank you. I am...he-he-he, Justitia the Molarnator!

She chuckled more, flying from the place before departing the North Pole.

Sora: Ariel, you actually came?

Ariel: Turns out...you were right. You really are whom you said you are.

Sora smiled a bit.

Sora: We'll need some help. Come on!

They hurried to the doors, untying it before opening it, noticing crystals inside the room with screams heard from inside them.

Psycho: Ugh, I can't believe they went and used that stupid cliche method Chairface had back in the whole Rini incident.

TK: Huh?

Batula: Again, long story.

Psycho: Time to chomp some crystals.

Ariel: Wha?

Psycho: Just pretend it's rock candy.

He began chomping on a few, causing the broken ones to transform to familiar figures.

Sora: Right, let's get this over and done with.

The weapons were pulled out with the reluctant Meowth and Psycho chomping on crystals while the ones with weapons fired their bullets, hitting the crystals with Sora using his keyblade to break the others.

Nic: Be glad Rouge and Sarah aren't with us.

CatBug: So much crystal! So pretty to smash!!

Later, the crowd screamed as they charged wildly. Everyone quickly ran while shouting was heard, heading through the place and toward the reindeer pin. Finally, they stopped, noticing too late that Vantias with Azreal flew off.

Vantias: Hyah!

Finally, most watched in shock at what happened.

TK: Oh this is NOT good.

Nack: Psy, get a bazooka!

Psycho: And blow up Santa's sleigh?! Are you nuts?!

Nack: Good, I was making sure I ain't doing anything insane.

Herriman: (worried) How will we catch up to them now?

Brave Heart: I know one way.

He whistled behind before a familiar young deer whom was eating gasped in excitement.

Lotsa Heart: Oh dear. Get out of the way!

Many of them quickly moved away.

Anakin: What are you doing?

Brave Heart: What else? (to Sora) You gotta save Christmas.

Sora: How am supposed to save...?

Just then, they heard a familiar humming before crashing noises were heard.

Most: Lightning?!

Sora: No, no, no.

Brave Heart: Please. Don't worry.

Oopsy: He's the only one who can catch up to them now.

The chuckling deer hopped toward the center, making the elves duck away before Lightning darted toward Sora.

Sora: Gah! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Slow down.

However, he began sliding as he was stopping.

Sora: Stay.

It was too late as Lightning accidentally knocked Sora down.

Most: (winces) Whoah!

Maximus: THAT one hit him bad.

Lightning: Oooooh...

Ariel and the others quickly went to Sora's side as they slowly lifted him.

Sora: (wincing) Ouch! Ow! Oh, oh, oh! Thanks.

He hopped on to Lightning.

Sora: Excuse me, pork chop.

Dingo: Can't Yoda do something about it? And where IS he?

Anakin: Hypnos business. That's all we were told about.

Shadow: Okay then...Lightning, this is it.

Blaze: This is what you've trained for, I guess.

Psycho: You ready to rock and roll?

Lightning: Oh-ho-ho-ho.

Ariel: (confused) Lightning?

Grumpy: (nods) Yeah. He's still in training.

Danny: Wait, why's he called Lightning?

Fluttershy: Well he IS Blitzen's son.

Ariel: So he's fast, right?

Sora: Probably so.

Nack: Psy and I are going too.

Rainbow: Same here. I can probably help get you guys there fast.

Batula: (concerned) You do zat, I'll see about removing ze chocolate hearts from zem.

Nack: In that case...

He hopped on the vampire's shoulders, annoying him.

Batula: (sweatdrops) I'm not in my bat form yet, you idiot.

Lightning only chuckled and spoke, though only the animals could understand him.

Lightning: By the way, is it true that he goes "blah blah blah"?

Batula: (annoyed) Vampires don't go "blah blah blah".

Nack: Stop yapping and start flapping.

Sora: Has he had much flight time?

Herriman: Last time I checked: About a minute and a half.

Rainbow: (dryly) THAT is reassuring.

Snoopy: Yeah, but he's had a lot of crash time!

Some: Snoopy!

Snoopy: Sorry. He's just a baby. I mean literally, not figuratively...you know what I mean. He's young.

Psycho hopped on Rainbow Dash as he said that.

Lightning: I may be young, but I can still fly.

Rainbow: (shrugs) He's got a point.

Sora: All right. Let's see what this baby can do.

The deer hummed a bit.

Sora: (sits on Lightning) Oh, boy. Ready to go, buddy? You know what we gotta do.

Ariel only began looking worried.

Sora: (holds the reins) Hyah!

Rainbow: You guys deal with those Heartless toys! We'll take care of the toy jerks!

The elves cheered with Batula transformed to bat form, the duo with Rainbow and Batula already off as the crowd cheered.

Sora: Lightning! Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Finally, the two flew off, following the ones above.

Sora: WHOA!! Lightning, Lightning.

The deer laughed wildly as he flew wildly.

Sora: Yeesh. You gotta focus, Lightning.

Lightning: He-he-he-he.

Back below, the crowd cheered wildly.

Boss: So now what?

Brave Heart: What do you think? (smirks) OK, everybody! Outside, now!

The elves and kids cheered, darting off. As that happened, Asriel stopped briefly, looking back a bit.

Asriel: Be careful.

Up in the sky, Vantias continued holding on the reins as he flew the deer.

Vantias: Almost there, boys. Let's go! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

As that was happening, the ones flying continued chasing with Lightning laughing and wobbling.

Sora: Lightning, whoa! Careful!

Down below, the crowd charged out of Santa's workshop, shouting as the Soldiers noticed. However, they quickly stopped as many of them glanced, preparing to attack.

Miss Calamity: What a calamity. There's so many!

Mr. Bump: (worried) Poopity poop.

Herriman: (worried) Oh dear oh dear oh dear!!

Cosmo: (gulps) Perhaps I shouldn't have snuck to help you after that future Nack, Psy, and others bit when I went back to get something from the garage sale.

Tails: But these guys are just toys, not REAL Heartless.

Bowser: And besides, we got snowballs, my with Junior's fire, AND weapons. I think we can handle some stupid toys like those dumb soldiers.

Tron: Right. Plus snowballs too.

Brave Heart gasped, realizing as he shouted.

Brave Heart: Snowballs, on three!

They held out the snowballs before aiming.

Rigby: 1...2...5!!

Kids: 3, Rigby!

Rigby: 3!!

Everyone quickly tossed snowballs at them, hitting many of them as the crowd shouted. As that was happening, Mordecai frowned a bit.

Mordecai: Dude, this isn't working!

Cream: They're not going down!

Cheese: Chao chao!

Dingo: Then use shoes in snowballs. That always works.

Rigby: Shoes, nothing! Let's make yellow snow!

Sleet: Just toss everything we can throw at 'em!

Apple Bloom: Right, we gotta save Christmas, Decemberween, AND Hearts Warming Eve!

Mr. Bump: And Jesus!

Bowser Jr.: (annoyed) Again that logic makes no sense.

Miss Calamity: Neither do the restriction blocks' reasons apparently.

However, the annoyed soldiers flicked away the snowballs, then glared, preparing to march to them.

Herriman: Yipes!

Brave Heart: (smirks) OK, elves...Let's get 'em! CHAAAAARGE!!

The crowd shouted and charged, heading toward the toy Soldier Heartless. Back above, as the sleigh riders continued onward, the familiar figures flying close to the sleigh approached.

Sora: Hey! Whoa, whoa! Not so far! Whoa, Lightning!

Vantias: (notices) Whooh! Back for more action, eh, scooter?

Rainbow: Duh! But the only action is kicking your toy butts!

Psycho: Yeah, and your hearts are stale by now!

Sora: (annoyed) And seriously, scooter?! What do you think I am? A Muppet?

He yelped, almost falling.

Sora: Lightning, Lightning!

Vantias: Well sucks to be you. Ha-ha-ha-ha.

Lightning: Oh yeah, well you may not understand my language, but you're both big fat doo doo heads!

Sora: Cut the chitchat, Lightning!

Azreal: Why is this such a problem? Come on! We're doing these kids a favor here!

Nack: Yeah, like acting like tin cans!

Psycho: And when we trash you guys, we're gonna find your were-rabbit and neuter him!

Batula: Quick, to ze front!

Sora: Right. Let's go!

Vantias: (glancing) Where do you think you're going?!

The flyers with ones on them flew closer toward where the deer were at.

Nack: Go, go!

Vantias: (slaps the reins) Hyah, boy! Come on!

Azreal: Hurry up, you slowpokes! Faster!

Lightning grunted, trying to catch up as he struggled.

Sora: The lead. The one in the front, Lightning!

Psycho: Hey, Azreal! Yo moma's a Derek and yo papa's a coloring machine!

Azreal: You little!

He hopped on each deer, trying to catch up to them.

Vantias: Leave my reindeer alone!

Sora: Go! Go! Go!

The six almost caught up with the vampire looking at the hole opening, gulping.

Sora: Come on! We got to get them before they get out the hole.

Vantias: (angrily) Stay away from my lead reindeer!

Azreal: I'll stop them! FIRE!!

He almost hit the six, whom yelped with Psycho blowing a bugle he pulled from his jacket.

Sora: NOW!!

Quickly, the weasels and Sora hopped on with Rainbow and Batula grabbing the middle reins with the teeth.

Vantias: (notices) Whoo!

Nack: (smirks) Finally, we can beat you and the goat toy with our fists!

Psycho: Now try not to act too crybaby while we pound ya.

Vantias: (notices) Holy Hannah, they're action heroes. Ha-ha-ha. YAH!

He pulled hard on the reins, causing the sleigh to go higher.

Azreal: Now get off before I make ya get off!!

Psycho: At this height? (punches him) No thanks!

Azreal yelped, almost falling off with Sora and Nack pulling the deers leading to a different direction.

Azreal: Oh crap!

Back below, Brave Heart with Lotsa Heart using ribbons like rope began riding snowmobiles, charging at the remaining Soldiers, then tripping them, causing the toys to break to pieces. They stopped, looking at the remains.

Lotsa Heart: Wow, there's a lot of trash to clean up and that's the truth.

back above, Azreal, still clinging, tried to swing the familiar blade toward Nack, whom brought out a familiar keyblade, blocking it.

Sora: What the-!? Where'd you get that?

Nack: It's a long story.

Vantias: Gah! What are you doin' up there? I can't see where I'm driving.

As Nack kept blocking the toy goat's blade, Psycho and Sora hopped from each deer.

Vantias: Like I said: You are a sad, strange little man.

Psycho and Sora yelped, trying to balance on the rails between the deer.

Psycho: Whoa!

Azreal: (notices) You're gonna fall...

Vantias: Gee, I hope so!

Sora: (grabs Psycho) Hang on, Psy!

Vantias: (chuckles) That's a good way to lose an eye!

The toy watched as he gasped, noticing Sora and Psycho almost close to him, ducking into the sleigh.

Vantias: (worried) Look out! You're scaring me!

At that moment, Azreal and Nack jumped upward, landing on top of the deer, blades clashing as Psycho and Sora watched Nack kick Azreal back into the sleigh.

Azreal: UNGH!

Vantias: Can I help you?

Sora: Honey, I'm home!

Nack: All toys keep themselves in the ride so they can SHUT THE HELL UP!

The trio jumped as the toys quickly pulled the reins. However, the trio missed, yelping before clinging to the back of the sleigh.

Azreal: Ha-ha-ha-ha! I could do this all day.

Vantias: (smirks) Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Loser!

Sora: (struggling) Don't let go!!

Azreal: As for you two...

He snatched the reins, slapping hard, causing the deer to kick Rainbow and Batula off the sleigh while the weasels and Sora almost slipped from the sleigh.

Psycho: (sweatdrops) I KNEW I should've stole Maximus' parachute!

The five screamed, nearly falling downward with the weasels snatching Rainbow and Batula.

Batula: (annoyed) Zese toys are gonna kill us!

Psycho: Not if we do so first.

Back down below, as the remaining Soldier toys began heading toward the good guys, the animal elves and friends charged with tools before jumping to the toys, breaking and pulling the toys apart.

Bowser: These are SOME toys I don't even want.

Mr. Bump: All right, time to get some extra help. Fredbear! Let's release Freddy and his pals!

Mr. Bump put a trumpet into Fredbear's mouth which somehow made a trumpet noise. Soon, toy versions of the Freddy gang came out of nowhere and charge the toy soldiers.

Mr. Bump: Yeah, guys! Show those soldiers whose boss!

Miss Calamity: As long as those bear things aren't even near me! I don't care if they're only alive just for Christmas until dawn!

Br'er Bear: Ya gotta face yur bear fears one day!!

Most moved away from the few broken toys, shouting as they darted off as the good toys fought. Chris' group, meanwhile, were kicking away the toy Soldiers after them. Proud Heart, meanwhile, screamed as she saw one going close to her. Then, Danny slid down, snatching up Proud Heart.

Danny: Need a lift?

The cat nodded, being lifted by rope Danny had while the other animal elves shouted, spraying confetti on the confused Soldier's face. Junior then tapped it as it began falling downward.

Bowser Jr.: TIMBER!!

The toy fell downward.

Bowser Jr.: Ooooh, batteries not required!

Back above, the five struggled with the transformed bat clinging to the side with his teeth. Then, he was stepped on by Rainbow as she spoke while the two toys laughed with glee.

Rainbow: Sorry, but we REALLY gotta get those jerks off.

Psycho: NOW!!

Then, the coat was snatched away from Vantias.

Vantias: Hey, I'm supposed to wear this coat! How about a little elbow?

Sora hopped on before he was elbowed with Batula, now transformed to normal form, hit as well.

Azreal: There you are.

The boy and vampire were hit by the sleigh parts.

Both: UNGH!

Vantias: That's gotta feel good.

Sora: (glares) No it doesn't!

Psycho: Yeesh, you guys make that awful film, Foodfight look like it was the son of Terminator 3 and Paul Blart: Mall Cop!

Nack: Or if a rabbit and fox get together!

Rainbow: Oh come on! What did Judy Hopps do to you?

Nack: (sweatdrops) Right, wrong context. Probably should've said human and rabbit NOT Roger & Jessica.

Sora quickly pulled on Vantias' foot.

Vantias: You want the shoe? Take it off. Go ahead. Go on!

The two spiky hair ones slapped one another's hands and struggled while trying to take the reins.

Azreal: Oh gimme the reins!!

Each one struggled, pulling each side of the reins as the sleigh wobbled around. Just then, the reins were pulled away from the group as they noticed.

Most: (realizes) Uh oh.

The sleigh began going down and out of control.

Vantias: (glares) What are we gonna do now, smartypants?

Psycho: Do what Nick Wilde does: (points) what the hell is that?

Vanitas: What kind of idiot are you taking me for?

Psycho: IT'S KEITH RICHARDS!!!

Vanitas: (turns/confused) Who?

He was punched by Sora.

Vantias: UNGH!

Azreal: That worked on him, but NOT on me-

Nack: (points) Oh look, the were-rabbit's there to greet you.

Azreal: (turns around) Master Vi-

However, Nack clashed his keyblade toward the toy goat.

Psycho: Vi? Uh, uh, Ville? Wait, Cruella is a Were-Rabbit???

Batula: (notices) AHHH! Watch out! Ze building! Left, left!

Vantias: (groans) Oh, well. The town'll break the fall.

The sleigh began heading downward toward where the people were fighting the toys with the deer dropping the group toward one of the Soldiers whom noticed.

Rainbow: (covers her eyes) LOOK OUT!!

They crashed to the ground, breaking the soldier as they slid around the town.

Psycho: (points) Ha-ha!

They slid around a bit.

Azreal: (points) We're gonna crash!!

He pointed to the Soldiers that turned before they crashed, breaking the toys.

Vantias: Yo, Tony! Hey, Brian, stop me!

However, the toys broke with the last one broke by the living toys just as the sleigh hit the stairs, causing them to fling out of the sleigh with Vantias and Azreal crashed on to the stairs.

Both: (groans) Ow.

Vantias: Good thing our necks are made of plastic.

Finally, the crowd shouted while snatching the toys.

Azreal: Agh! What are you doing!? You idiots!!

Vantias: Get off of me! Now remember, rules are very, very important! I want hot chocolate.

However, the two that were snatched by the people and elves holding them were slapped by the angered Inez and Mr. Bump.

Mr. Bump: No hot cocoa for you two! You've BOTH been very naughty. And YOU get-

Azreal: We know, coal.

Mr. Bump: No, something worse than coal or Krampus.

Sora: Hey, guys, back up. I've got a special place for him. At least Vantias anyway. As for Azreal...

Asriel: Sorry, "brother", but I don't think you're working out here.

The two were lifted a bit.

Psycho: Turns out you're out of the job, boys.

The two gulped a bit.

(End of Chapter 10)