NAP: Night of the Membered Heron-Shark

A/N: This story takes place after Apes Violating the Heavenly Temple.

Nack and Psycho: Night of the Membered Heron-Shark

"Based on the Novella: Nack & Psycho Meet Some More Bad Guys"

At the familiar office, in came Nack and Psycho with Nack removing his hat, taking out his keys.

Nack: (sighs) It's great to be back on soiled natives or native soil or something, right Psy?

Psycho, meanwhile, looked at the opened door with glass broken while a bug with rat were fighting behind them.

Psycho: Jimmy Kudo's office is piled high with shot-up criminals and the walls are riddled with bullet holes and he's kissing a beautiful woman...(shocked) Right in the mouth!!

Nack: Damn. Didn't think he will get that far.

They approached the office with Nack grinning.

Nack: I wonder if Camp Lazlo is on yet.

Before he could open it, the door began moving before the two glanced, noticing something.

Nack: (ponders) That's funny...the door was unlocked.

They glanced around the area before Nack tried turning on the lights, though nothing came on.

Nack: Light's not working either. Hope nobody took my TV.

Psycho: (glacing/winces) Hey, it's three figures silhouetted before the ethereal evening light of the city. How 'bout that?

Figure: Welcome back, children.

Nack: Children?!

Psycho: (sniffs) Weird smell. You guys been here awhile?

Figure: Well you both aren't 18 just yet.

Nack: You sound familiar. Have we met you in school?

The figure stood up from the chair as he spoke.

Figure: I've waited long for this moment. For your part, boys, in causing my condition, I will witness  your ghastly punishment by my attending toadies and they are FEROCIOUSLY THOROUGH! Yeh-he-he-he-he.

Nack: Who the hell are you?

The flashlight turned on before it showed the familiar figure with a chair for a head.

Chairface: I am Chairface Chippendale!

Nack: Very spooky effect.

Chairface: I also had not forgotten our previous encounter at the swamp with MegaSeadramon.

The familiar two thugs nodded with Mugsy grinning stupidly. Then, the light turned on fully with Psycho using a new bulb on the light on the office lamp.

Psycho: (smirks) Bulb's back in one of those big goobers. Must've unscrewed it.

Nack: Uh I don't recognize your face, Mr. Chippendale.

Chairface: (annoyed) You forgot, didn't you?

Nack: (glares) And you seem kind of irritable. Does it have anything to do with this chair head business?

Chairface: (points) You are responsible for my appearance! you set in motion the horrible events leading to the turn of fate which resulted in the twist of destiny creating the grisly counteance you see before you!

Psycho: Hmmm...I think...say, were you one of the crooks we tagged back in Tune Squad?

Mugsy: Duh I didn't know this was a test!

Rocky: (elbows Mugsy) Shaddup!

Psycho: (hops on Nack's head) Psst! How'd he get that way, Nack?

Nack: Some kind of boating mishap, I'm guessing.

Chairface: I was given the chair...literally!

Nack: Ooooh, right! I remember now. You have your mugs beat us on innocent shopkeepers!

Psycho: And one of your guys tried to give us herpes and cold sores!

Psycho quickly hopped the the man with chair head, holding the head as Chairface yelped.

Psycho: That reminds me: Are you really alive in there or is this one a ventriloquist? (pokes him) What's this fake body made of?

Chairface: Stop that! You're both going to suffer for what you've done!

Psycho: How often do you wood polish your head?

Chairface: None of your damn business!

Psycho: Hey, my line! Don't steal!

He began tickling Chairface.

Psycho: (sing-songy) Coochy coochy coo! Ooo, the body's warm...and squishy.

Chairface: (yelps) Now stop that! (quickly) Help! Rocky! Mugsy! Go get him! Sic' him up, boys!!

Quickly, Rocky slapped Psycho off.

Psycho: Ow!

Rocky: Lintball som'bitch!

Psycho growled furiously in anger.

Nack: (yelps) Uh oh. Bad move, Rocky.

Psycho snorted before preparing to pounce the two with Rocky quickly taking out his gun.

Rocky: Now ya die nasty!

Chairface: DO IT! DO IT!!

Just then, the roof burst open before down came the crocodile with chameleon and bee boy.

Nack: (smirks) It's Team Chaotix!!

Charmy: Yip! Yip! Yip!

Vector: HOOOOOO!!

Psycho: (grins) They're my favorite!

Nack: (glancing) What were you guys doing in the ceiling?

Just then, Charmy hit Rocky with his weapon, causing him to crash out the window.

Charmy: (sing-songy) Uh oh!!

Mugsy yelped as he was grabbed with the chameleon and bee snatching Chairface.

Vector: Our ballroom dance class is upstairs. We heard the noise...couldn't resist.

Nack: (confused) I didn't know you like to do fancy upper class twit dancing.

Vector: (quietly) It's to impress Vanilla, don't tell anyone.

Chairface: (panics) No! No, stop!

He was pushed toward the stairs.

Chairface: (panics) What are you doing?! We weren't gonna hurt the little rodent, honest!

Espio: (glances) It shouldn't be a problem for you. You have no neck.

Charmy: He-he-he-he-he-he!!

Psycho: The guys seem to be having some trouble negotiating the stairs. The kid's awful cute.

The two shoved Chairface as he yelped, tumbling downward.

Chairface: Ow! Ow! OW!!

He crashed to the ground, groaning in pain as Charmy snatched him.

Charmy: By the way, ever been to a sawmill before?

Chairface: (panics) AHHH! For Godsake, somebody PLEASE stop them!!

Upstairs, Nack watched through the broken window as Vector chewed his licorise candy.

Nack: Man, they're bellyboarding down the street on that poor chair head. (pauses) Have those guys been eating a lot of sugary cereals?

Vector: A lot, but mostly Charmy.

Psycho: Uh aren't you a bit old to be in Team Chaotix, Vector?

Vector: Yes...yes I am.

Psycho: Good, just making sure.

Vector: And besides, at least I don't wear rubber pants. Ever seen a rear end of someone who had bladder problems? (shudders) Gruesome.

Psycho: Can we buy you a coffee or some beezlenuts?

Vector: (shakes his head) No thanks. Just getting to hurt people and ruin things is reward enough for Team Chaotix.

Psycho: He-he-he-he.

The End