Kouja no Senshi OAV 2C 89

Kouja no Senshi
OAV 2: Kingdom Hearts Trilogy Arc: C. Kingdom Hearts II
Act 89: The Girl a Hazzard?

(OP: Target~Akai Shougeki~ by Wada Kouji)

Narrator: Previously on Kouja no Senshi...

Girl: Boo!

Everyone else began screaming as Cherry noticed.

Cherry: Oh my.

Random Monster: A kid!

More of them ran quickly.

Octopus: (frightened) There's a kid here...a human kid!

The baby babbled as she ran around before Mike grunted, being hit by one of the victims.

Mike: Oh!

Ken: Fortunately, there's no Heartless here.

Yolei: Unless Randall's heart gets tainted and he becomes one.

Celia, meanwhile, was trying to push through the crowd shoving her out without success.

Celia: Googley-Bear!

As most were gone, Sulley yelped as the baby was trying to play with them.

Miss Scary: Now this scaring I can take. You got moxie, kid.

Mr. Nervous: What is it with you and liking fearful stuff?

Wormmon: Don't try it. She does love fear after all.

At that moment, Bowser scooped her up before Mike noticed some powder out of Cherry's arm.

Mike: Wait a second...(shocked) You brought two humans here?!

Cherry: (frowns) I was not brought! I's came 'ta find muy friends!

The baby made a raspberry toward Sulley before he pushed her back in and quickly closed the Asian box.

Snake: We'll exxxplain later. Come on!

They quickly left, not noticing the bag left behind. Outside the restaurant, a few of them looked concerned.

Slimy (Ooze creature): Let's get out of here!

Just then, some spotlights hit a few of the demons/creatures running with helicopters being seen.

Voice: Please remain calm. This is not a drill.

Then, a familiar CDA van arrived before the CDA quickly went to work.

CDA Member: We have an 835 in progress. Please advise.

Celia: Michael? Michael?

She tried following them before Mike's group, ahead of the others, stopped with Mike looking back.

Mike: Oh, Celia!

However, to their horror, they saw Celia being dragged away.

CDA Member: Please come with me.

Celia: Ow. Stop pushing.

Mike: (glares) Hey, get your hands off my Schmootsie-poo!

Mr. Nervous: It's too late for her! Far too late!

They dragged him away quickly.

Other CDA: (to a walkie talkie) Building clear. Ready for decontamination.

The seven continued running as Bowser frowned.

Bowser: Well, I don't think that date could have gone any worse.

Then, a giant glowing dome appeared around the building, shocking the others before Bowser was given a death glare.

Bowser: What?

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Later, at Sulley's home, the TV showed the same dome before the words "Kid-Tastrophe!" was shown. Then, a monster reporter looked concerned.

Reporter: If witnesses are to be believed, there has been a child security breach for the first time in monster history.

Then, it showed the CDA agent talking to a reporter.

CDA Agent: We can neither confirm nor deny the presence of a human child here tonight.

Then, it showed a civilian looking at them.

Civilian 1: Well the kid flew right over me and blasted a car with its laser vision.

Then, it showed another monster while he looked nonchalant about it.

Civilian 2: (monotone) I tried to get away from it, but he picked me up with his mind powers and shook me like a doll.

Then, up came a monster with many eyes, coming to the mic.

Civilian 3: It's true! I saw the whole thing!

At the studio, a concerned monster professor looked seriously at the situation.

Professor: It is my professional opinion that now it's the time to (frightened) panic!

Just then, the TV was knocked down by the baby girl.

Girl: Uh oh.

Cherry and Hotaru (now out of the powder and fangs) only frowned while the two monster (wearing a snorkel, dish, flippers, mitts, and a shield) and Mr. Nervous screamed in fear, hiding behind the couch.

Miss Scary: Now that's what I call a scary situation.

Mr. Nervous: (peeking) Oh, it's coming!

Mike: (yelps) It's coming!

Meowth: What are you so wrecked up about, Mr. Nervous?

Mr. Nervous: Baby germs while in this form can be hazardous to my health!

Yolei: Oh brother, Mr. Nervous!

The baby headed toward the monsters (the ones that lived here) and Mr. Nervous.

Cherry: What's wrong 'wit a baby anyways?

Then, she came behind the couch, smiling to them.

Girl: Boo!

They yelped, quickly nearing the window as the light was knocked out. Just then, Mr. Nervous and Mike yelped, noticing the curtains up. They quickly pulled them down.

Swiper: This is not good, if this is dangerous to the monsters here.

Miss Scary: I'm telling 'em it's just a stupid myth.

Greasy: I doubt they'll listen.

Just then, Mike and Mr. Nervous yelped and dashed away while Miss Scary only looked amused. Then, to the two's horror, they saw her about to pull the string for the blind.

Bowser: No, no, no, no, no!

It was pulled up before Mike used a broom to move her away.

Mike: Come here, kid.

Girl: (grins) Whee.

Mr. Nervous sprayed the area before Mike gasped, noticing the baby near the stack of CDs.

Mike: No, don't touch those, you little...!

Just then, the girl pulled the bottom one out, making the rest fall to the ground.

Mike: (frowns) Oh, now those were alphabetized.

Mr. Nervous: It's okay, it's all right. As long as it doesn't come near us, we're going to be okay.

Then, the baby came near Mike before sneezing on him.

Mike: Gah!

The nervous man yelped, quickly spraying his eyes, making Mike jump and scream.

Mike: AHHHHH!!

Cherry giggled a bit before noticing Snake backing away from Chibi Chibi holding a CD.

Girl: Wanna ride on it!

She tossed the CD aside as Snake yelped, getting on top of the chair.

Girl: Da, da-da. Da-da-da.

Cherry: Uh, Snake, was it? I think she wants...

Snake looked at the small plush of a baby koopa before showing it.

Snake: (to the girl) Oh, y-you like thisss? (tosses it) Fetch!

He tossed it before the squealing baby headed to it. As Mr. Bump groaned from the redness in his eyes, Bowser gasped, noticing the baby hugging the plush toy.

Bowser: (glares) Hey, hey, that's it!

The angered koopa quickly snatched it from the baby.

Bowser: No one touches little Mikey!

The baby looked saddened as Cherry frowned.

Hotaru: Mr. Wazowski!

Jessie: (notices) Mike, give her the bear-monster-thingie.

Snake: Uh, you shouldn't have done that, Mike.

Mike: Why?

Then, she began tearing up.

Mr. Nervous: (gasps) Oh, no.

Then, she started crying with the lights going on and off, much to their notice.

Shego: (frowns) That's why, you idiot.

Argit: Great, only a few of us intelligent, and we're hanging with delinquents.

Then, the spotlight hit them as they gasped.

Mike: Make it stop, Sulley! Make it stop!

Quickly, he pulled the blind down.

Hawkmon: (notices) What's going on?

Wormmon: Eep. I think it's the result of a scream being used for power gone wrong!

Mike: Quick, the bear!

Mr. Nervous quickly took it before showing it to the baby.

Mr. Nervous: Look! See the bear? (shakes it) Ooh, nice bear.

That only made her cry more.

Miss Scary: (frowns) Mr. Nervous!

Sulley got out of the couch, trying to smile and shake the plush.

Mr. Nervous: See? Ooh, bear, ooh.

Sulley: (singing nervously) Oh, he's a happy bear.
He's not crying, neither should you
Or we'll be in trouble
'Cause they're gonna find us
So please stop crying
Right now.

The others sighed in relief, noticing the spotlights moving away.

Bowser: Good, good, you two. Keep it up.

Snake: You're doing great.

Mr. Nervous: Ooh, the happy bear, he has no...

Just then, the frankenstein-like coward and blue monster yelped as they were touched by the baby, making him drop the toy.

Mr. Nervous: AHHH!

Sulley: She touched me!

She cried again as some of them gulped.

Meowth: James, this is all your fault! If you didn't bring Hotaru with us, we wouldn't be in this mess!

James: She'd get lonely if she'd stay in Tokyo, okay?!

Sam Dog: Guys, the bear!

Bowser: The toy! Give her the...

Just then, Mike tripped.

Mike: Whoa!

It made Bowser with Meowth, Bobcat, Charizard (due to Kent letting his 3 Pokemon out), Mouser, and Fidget trip and tumble before landing in the trash can, with a few books falling to Mike's mouth and finally the radio landing on his head.

Mike: Ow...

The baby giggled before laughing hysterically, lighting up the whole block before the bulbs all broke.

Sulley: (confused) What was that?

Mike: (groaning) I have no idea but it would be really great if it didn't do it again.

She giggled before Snake and the others hushed her before she did the same, holding her hands politely.

Cherry: Uh...y'all got any candles?

Kent: Snake, guys, tell me...what has really happened between you guys in the one year wait?

Shadow: I'd tell, if I were you.

Mr. Nervous: (sighs) All right, we have to tell it to someone...

Carl: (to the camera) Skip to the next scene, please?

Later, as some candles were placed around, the girl was drawing before she opened her mouth, and a piece of cereal landed in her mouth, prompting her to eat it. Another was tossed to her as Sulley groaned.

Sulley: (frowns) How could I do this? How could I be so stupid? This could destroy the company.

Mike, who was writing some plans, glared to them.

Mike: The company? Who cares about the company?! What about us? (points to Cherry, Hotaru and the girl) Those things are killing machines!

Hotaru: (frowns) Hey!

The baby only twirled around in circles, humming something.

Girl: (singing) La-la-la-la-la-la

Mike: I bet it's just waiting for us to fall asleep and then (slams his fists) wham! Oh, we're easy prey, my friends...easy prey. We're sitting targets.

Kate: Oh, no she is not. Come on.

Then, the girl fell on her bottom, giggling.

Shadow: (shocked) Wait, the families of the Digidestined are dead?!

Nack: (sigh) Afraid so.

Psycho: Thanks to the Wererats.

Ken: I didn't know. It wasn't my fault.

Kent: (alarmed) Huh, what?

Ratigan: Ken, Kate, Saix, a girl named Xion and I were bitten by a wererat. Ken went out of his mind and...

Kent: I think I get the picture. (sighs) So that explains why Ken went offensive when Terra mentioned the rat bitch word earlier. He was turned into a wererat.

Hiram: And of course, my cousin Vlad used some items called the Wishing Orbs to restore them, but the star was stubborn, probably due to overuse and something and it brought the dead ones as the undead!

Shadow: Like the Dragonballs, only the undead instead of Shadow Dragons.

Kent: But what happened after that? Did the undead became alive again?

Yolei: Only their pieces, which was one of the reasons why the Wishing Orbs were hidden in the first place even if it did work right and probably those that were killed didn't feel like coming back, even though we never see them again, if they were brought to life. Besides, I can probably bet it made too many life resurrection wish grantings and probably deteriorate them as more of the resurrecting wishes were used,

Max: Awww, does this mean Sailor Moon got to use the Silver Crystal again?

Sam: Max, let's not go there.

Hiram: At least Vlad Mouse aka Vladimere the Deadly, the one who had raised Ratigan might I mention, is no more.

Mike: Enough of talking about the undead, rat creatures or something. Okay, look, I think I have a plan here.

He looked at the plans, then looked at his comrades.

Mike: Using mainly spoons, we dig a tunnel under the city and release it into the wild.

Miss Scary: (annoyed) Spoons. We're using things that will take forever to use?

At that moment, the cyclops angrily crumbled his paper, tossing it into the trash.

Mike: That's it, I'm out of ideas. We're closed. Hot air balloon?

As he continued, Sulley with Snake noticed the baby holding a picture of herself with Sulley and the others holding her hand before showing a picture of Cherry and Snake together, shocking both Snake and Cherry.

Mike: Too expensive. Giant slingshot? Too conspicuous. Enormous wooden horse? Too Greek! No plan. No plan.

Then Cherry, Hotaru and the baby yawn a bit.

Mike: Can't think. Can't think. Flatlining.

Grounder: Uh, Mike? I think she's getting tired.

Mike: (calmly) Well, then why don't you people find someplace for it to sleep? (shouts) WHILE I THINK OF A PLAN!

He slammed his fist to the table in annoyance.

Mr. Nervous: Are you sleepy?

Cherry: Uh, yes.

Miss Scary: Oh brother.

Sulley: You want to sleep?

Snake: Isss that what you want? Huh?

The baby and Hotaru looked a bit tired as Cherry smiled to her. The others placed down some cereal bits, letting the baby and Hotaru follow the trail before a newspaper was placed down, with some cereal placed there. However, the baby stopped, noticing the bed.

Mr. Nervous: Okay, all right. I'm making a nice little area for you to...

Just then, the group noticed the giggling baby and Hotaru on the bed.

Sulley: No. Hey, hey, that's my bed! You're going to get your germs all over it.

Mr. Nervous: Too late for that.

The two only stayed put, smiling.

Hotaru: Awww, do we have to leave?

James: Well, I don't want to force you both to leave...

Sulley: (frowns) Fine. My chair is more comfortable anyway.

However, as the girl noticed the group about to leave, she squealed a bit.

Cherry: What?

Skulker: (frowns) What do you want now?

The girl pointed to the closet as she muttered some baby talk, with Miss Scary looking annoyed.

Miss Scary: It's just a closet. Will you go to sleep?

Control Freak: Gee, what is with ya?

Then, the baby looked sadly before pulling out a drawing of a familiar figure.

Sulley: Hey, that looks like Randall.

Cherry: Wait, Randall?

Miss Scary: Now I get it, Randall's your monster. OOoooh, I get it.

Sulley: (frowns) You think he's going to come through the closet and scare you. Oh, boy, how do we explain this? Uh, it's empty.

The closet door opened up a bit.

Wacky: See?

The girl and Hotaru yelped as they hid under the covers before peeking.

Sulley: No monster in here.

Then, he went in the closet, smirking.

Sulley: Well, now there is but I'm not going to scare you. I'm off-duty.

He came out of the closet before closing the door.

Cherry: Wait, ya don't scare at random?

Sulley: Well, yeah we just scare just to get screams for profit.

Cherry: Sounds horrifying and mean to kids.

Sulley: What, this is how we monsters get the energy for Monstropolis!

Cherry: Isn't there another way to get energy?

They looked at the wincing girls before Mr. Nervous sighed.

Mr. Nervous: Okay. How about we sit here, until you fall asleep?

They sat on the ground, looking at the saddened baby.

Sulley: Go ahead. Go to sleep. (humming) Now.

Nack: Now...go.

Cherry: It's okay, lil' one...we is always here...don't worry...

Snake pondered before looking at the baby, making hand motions.

Snake: Uh, you...go...to...sssleep.

He made a sleep motion before the two kids giggled and finally fell asleep. They sighed a bit before Sulley and Snake looked at the peaceful sleeping girls. They began to leave the room together before Snake smiled slightly to the girls and closed the door.

Cherry: (smiles) Ya have such a way 'wit children, Snake.

Kent: If only there's a way that Tai and the others can see their families again. That idiot Vlad.

Hiram: That is what I said.

Gothika (Rag doll): One question though...how come you guys keep mentioning this Xion character?

Wacky (Vampire): Well...I think I may have a theory on why we remember. Remember when the digivices glowed when the crest and crystal glowed?

Swiper: Yeah, why?

He then showed the six digivices he had.

Wacky: I think these are why we remember Xion, Jaden, Tsukasa, Subaru, Aang, Katara, Sokka, and Toph.

Greasy: Caramba, you may have some point.

Miss Scary: I'm still wondering why you have six Digivices.

Kent: Unless...Squirtle, Charizard, Ivysaur, give the other five digivices to those weasels with him.

They nodded, taking five of them before they were given the Digivices. They glowed brightly for a moment before the five looked stunned.

Flasher: Wait...those things...those Digivices belonged to us? But how did it know we'd exist?

Ken: It must be the Entity's data...it must've known.

All while they looked at Mike, who was changing the light bulbs to the desk lamp.

Sulley: Hey, Mike, this might sound crazy but I don't think Cherry, Hotaru, or that kid's dangerous.

Mike: (sarcastically) Really? Well, in that case, let's keep it. I always wanted a pet (angrily) that could kill me.

He began stomping away from them.

Cherry: Now, look. What if y'all just put me an' 'de rest o' us back in her door?

Mike: What?

Sulley: Mike, think about it. If we send them back, it's like it never happened. Everything goes back to normal.

Mike: Is that a joke? Tell me you're joking.

Miss Scary: If I wanted to joke about something, I'd be Little Miss Funny, not Little Miss Scary!

Mr. Nervous: She has a point.

Mike: (frowns) Guys, I'd like to think that, given the circumstances I have been extremely forgiving up to now, but that is a horrible idea!

As he continued, Cherry looked at Kamek's wand while Sulley glanced at the scale-like fabric on the couch.

Mike: What are we going to do? March right out into public with that thing? Then I guess we just waltz right up to the factory, right?

Both: (to themselves) I have an idea...

In a dark room, Doom smirked as he looked at where Randall was sleeping before chuckling.

Doom: Ah, he's perfect...perfect to collect his heart for! Xemnas was right to send for me.

He then looked at the Nobodies with him as he smirked.

Doom: After all, it does help in completing Kingdom Hearts! Ha-ha-ha-ha!

(ED: Princess Moon by Ushio Hashimoto)