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Kouja no Senshi Christmas Special 1 2

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Chapter 2: Journey to the Head Vampire

With the others, James looked concerned.

James: At least this is better than what Fuzzy, Skarr, and those of us that didn't get bonuses this year had to go through to get extra cash.

Meowth: I get the feeling they'll get less than what we get paid on.

The group yelped, nearly dodging the bats flying passed them, during their trek through Dead Man's Path.

Patch: Yeesh, this is just as creepy as that B.Z. guy.

Toadette: Who's B.Z.?

Patch: He was the reason why Christmas was almost ruined. Back then, when I tried to make something that works best for the position of Official Assistant to Santa, well...my machine malfunctioned.

Gordon: Faith and begora, that is not good!

Patch: The toys became defective because it was my fault. Puffy won the position and I ran away. It was only so I could prove myself to Santa. Then, when I came to Manhattan, I met B.Z. At first, I thought B.Z. was a successful marketer, though I was wrong then. I took my own flight the next Christmas Eve, delivering lollipops to all the kids in the world. They were a success.

Female Koopa Troopa: Hmmm...was there any magic in them?

Patch: These lollipops are special, so of course there's some magic. They make you fly if you eat one. B.Z. told me to use the same magic for candy canes. Eventually, I found Joe, Santa's adopted son, who was captured by B.Z. himself and he showed me the toy that looked like me from Santa. I had realized that Santa did care about me after all.

Girls: Awww....

Patch: We headed to the North Pole in the Patchmobile, but I had realized too late about the candy cane's lethal side effect: being overheated causes them to explode. I was sure we were done for then, but Santa came and saved us by performing the Super Dooper Looper. Thus, both Joe and Corny or Cornelia as she's called sometimes, stayed in the North Pole.

Daisy: Time out. If you say those two are staying in the North Pole, how come we haven't seen either of them here now?

Patch: Strange, they were here yesterday before Santa was bitten.

Mario: (notices) Guys, look!

There, they saw the Lab of Stabby Pins, where thorns were about everywhere.

Loud: GROSS, THIS LOOKS FREAKY!

Peach: We have to get through to get to Baron Von Ghoulish.

Luigi: So what else happened?

Patch: As for B.Z....well, he ate some candy canes while escaping the cops. Too much as he ended up floating up and up and right into space.

Fozzie: Remind me not to eat that much candy.

Kermit: Fozzie...

With Billy, his group with Mrs. Claus went through the place as Bowser Jr spoke.

Bowser Jr: Some of us are getting hungry. Where's the candy you store up?

Koopa Kids: Yeah!

Mrs. Claus: Oh, the elf elder can show you where it is. Honka, Voot, Boog, be dears and call for him.

The elves nodded as they shouted.

Elves: Dooly!

Then, an elderly elf came as he looked at the group.

Iggy: Hi, you must be the elf elder.

Mrs. Claus: Dooly, these are the children that wish to help us.

She let go of Billy as Dooly nodded.

Dooly: I see. Well, if you wish to help, I suggest that you wear the proper clothing to help us.

Lemmy: (confused) Proper clothing?

Dooly: Clothes of the elf.

Roy: (dryly) Oh, is that all?

He pointed to his outfit as Billy gasped.

Billy: (recovers) Wow!

Waffle: Can we have clothes like that, too?

Dooly: Why, of course.

With that, the elves and kids headed off, leaving Mrs. Claus alone. Once they were out of the room, a figure in the shadows glanced at her.

Figure: You know the rat's right. He and the others that are out will eventually find out.

Mrs. Claus: I had to do something, I mean I can't explain that I was actually involved in this along with you.

Figure: They must not return. And you know what will happen to those two brats if this all fails...

Mrs. Claus: (sighs) I know, but this is the only way...

Figure: Do not worry about that. My rat comrades and I will make sure that none of them return...

He vanished from the room as Mrs. Claus looked down a bit.

Mrs. Claus: My dear kids...forgive me!

Back with the others, the group kept heading through the thorny lab, making sure they weren't pinched.

Gordon: So, Patch, where else did she say to go to?

Patch: She said take a left at the Tree of Visortation.

Some of them gulped a bit.

Mandy: Come on.

Goombella: We have to continue on!

The group nodded, continuing onward. There, they saw the tree, growling as it glared.

Dooplis: Great, as if the tree back in Nightmare Land was bad enough, we have to deal with this one!

The tree growled, trying to grab them. Peach used her umbrella, hitting its hand.

Patch: Be careful, that's no ordinary tree!

Bowser: You think!?

Beldam: We can't obviously use my ice magic.

Marlyn: Guh.

Grim: Right, we should probably burn it into firewood!

Vivian: Leave that to me! Fiery Jinx!

Mario: Fire!

Bowser: Let me deal with it!

She used her fire spell with Mario and Bowser using their fire attacks. After many hits, the tree blazed as it screamed, burning to ash.

Mandy: Well, there's another we won't have to deal with anymore.

Peach: Good work, Mario. You too, Vivian.

Bowser: Hey, what about me?

Daisy: What about you?

Just then, Raph gasped, yelping as he looked like he was about to vomit.

Raph: Ugh, what's that horrible smell?

Fifi: Not moi!

Loud: Don't anyone make any bad cracks about Fifi!

Flip: Phew! I bet that's the Cave of Horrible Smells. Luckily, I kept these.

He gave the group each a gas mask.

Professor Genius: (frowns) These better work.

Flip: Would I endanger anyone?

He notice the stares from the others.

Flip: (sweatdrop) Never mind.

The group with gas masks went inside. Suddenly a blast hit the entrance. The others noticed too late as the cave now trapped them.

Grim: AHHH!! We're trapped!

Patch: Oh no...I bet it's that monster again.

Gonzo: We got lot of monsters with us. Which one?

Patch: The other one.

Kermit: Come on, let's see if we can find a way out.

Raph: Like this smell is horrible and even I'm about to vomit.

Luigi: (notices) Look, guys. I see some of the stench smell heading that way. If I'm right, we should get out of here.

Bowser: (unimpressed) You wanna know what I wanna think?

All (but Bowser): No!

They followed the smoky stench-like essence before they saw an opening.

James: There it is. The way out! Let's hurry.

They came out as they saw the lovely meadow. Camille looked surprised as she smiled.

Camille: Lovable Pony Meadow...it's so pretty.

Fifi: Oui, it is.

Alf: (looks back) We can't go back the way we came and it's the only way back.

Patch: Actually...I know a short-cut back. If we all stick together, we can all get back together.

Professor Genius: Well, don't just stand there, let's get through this place and get it over with.

Just as Professor Genius was about to step onto the land, the group noticed the grass fading and dying before the plants were all dead, much to everyone's shock.

Camille: The land!

Peach: It looks dead!

Mikey: (notices) Guys, the sky's turning dark!

Splinter: (surprised) At this time of day?!

Grim: I knew it! Armageddon!

Mandy: Say that again and I'll send you to be tortured by Barney the Dinosaur.

He yelped a bit.

Grim: That's worse!

James: No, worst is even Phage without his cup of coffee in the morning.

Meowth: Phage drinks coffee?

James: Yes, though he doesn't like to admit it. Thank goodness he didn't come with us or Hotaru in Canada.

Don, holding a cell phone, frowns as he got a busy tone.

Don: No good, the line's busy. I can't call Serena and the others up there. They must be busy.

Raph: They're probably watching a hologram show or something.

Then, they saw a familiar laughing evil man as Mandy frowned.

Mandy: Strange...

Gordon: What?

Mandy: He looks familiar somehow.

Jessie: Grimm! What are you doing here?!

Nemo: What did you do to the Lovely Pony Meadow?

Grimm: I brought darkness and hatred in it. I plan to do that everywhere...soon the words "Happily Never After" shall cease to exist. Only darkness shall reign.

Loud: HAVE YOU NO CONSCIENCE?!

Grimm: Who do you think I am? Pinocchio?

They prepared to fight him, but then, some evil looking ponies were heading to them.

Grimm: My work is done here anyway. Just letting you know...the light, goodness, and all cutesy things shall be no longer.

He threw a smoke bomb, vanishing from the area.

Camille: Get back here, you jerk!

The evil ponies had arrived and is about to charge. Suddenly a voice yell out.

Voice: Hey boys!

The ponies turn and saw four penguins holding up certain guns.

Penguin 1: Chew on this!

The first penguin fires glue onto the ponies, getting their mouths stuck. Suddenly the second one got a device out and rode it, spinning around and knocking these monsters back.

Penguin 2: Wheeee, this is fun.

Penguin 1: Private, we do not have time for fun and games, we are here to maim!

The evil ponies attacked, trying to bite and hit the group. Each of them dodged, with Raph slashing a pony's head head off.

Leonardo: Raph!

Patch: Those ponies only got corrupted!

Raph: Hey, it's every man for himself! (to the camera) Well, some of us are women and turtles, but you get the idea.

Bowser looks at the camera in confusion, then he picks up Raph angrily while yelling.

Bowser: WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THAT?! WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?! THERE'S NO ONE THERE!!!

James: (sweatdrop) I can't believe this guy never heard of breaking the wall.

Jessie: And if we don't live, we would be breaking our bones!

Each of the group continued attacking as the first penguin is shouting.

Penguin 1: Private, you take those ponies on the left. Kowalski, if anyone's hurt, take care. And Rico, don't throw the bomb until I say so!

Rico: Boom boom?

Penguin 1: Yes, don't until I say so.

Private: No problem, Skipper!

Mario: (fighting) Why are you helping us?

Skipper: Hey, we're on a mission. Top secret. You didn't hear anything.

Mario: (sweatdrop) Uh, okay?

The group kept attacking the corrupted ponies, though Grim yelped, trying to hold off the one that was about to kill him.

Mandy: Why do I always get the dumb jobs?

She blasted the pony, destroying it.

Skipper: Okay, we're done. Now, Rico.

Rico: Boom boom!

Skipper: Fire in the hole!

The heroes and their rivals yelp as they duck while Rico throw the bomb that explode all over the place. When all is clear, the corrupted ponies are dead.

Skipper: Good work, boys. Who said a penguin couldn't fight?

The penguins high five one another while the group looked at the dead ponies.

Camille: Poor ponies...

Patch: They used to be so peaceful...

Alf: I swear, if we see Grimm again, he's going to get punished.

Splinter: First, we got to do so without his touching corrupting us.

Alf: Well, true.

Mandy: Anyway, we'll deal with him later. Right now, we still have a baron to find.

Skipper: What a coincidence.

They nodded, leaving the area. Back in Santa's workshop, the kids came out, now dressed as elves.

Wendy: I can't believe we look like elves now.

Roy: Tell me about it, lame!

They nodded a bit.

Morton: Let's go!

Back with the others, they had finally reached the Castle of No Return. On the top of the castle, the group was sliding themselves near the window.

Grim: We've finally made it. I wouldn't have expected those lovable ponies to put up such a nasty fight.

Patch: This wouldn't have happened if they didn't get corrupted.

Skipper: Look alive both, we're dealing with the dead either.

Private: I think they're prefer undead, Skipper.

Skipper: Don't bother me with the details, Private.

They were hushed by Mandy as they looked in the window. There, they saw a green skinned vampire wearing aristocratic clothing, preparing to brush his teeth with a nail filer.

Vampire: (singing) Singin' in the rain?

With that, he brushed his front fangs.

Vampire: (singing) H-Happy again

All of a sudden, he heard the window crashed. He stopped, turning his head, frowning. In the bedroom, Grim, the professor, and Splinter frowned at the glass on the floor with Mandy and Bowser on the bed with his dirty feet on the bottom.

Grim: Great, just great! You just had to break the stinkin' window, didn't you?

Bowser: You guys have a better plan on how to get in?

Grim: Does element of surprise mean anything to-(notices) you?

Just then, the group gasped, noticing the vampire.

Meowth: (glares) Great.

James: (nervously) Hey, what's up? Ha-ha-ha!

He looked more worried.

Vampire: (annoyed) Get your feet off my bed spread!

The two quickly got off the bed.

Vampire: I mean, what's wrong with you people?! Can't you see this is Dupioli Silk? (notices) Great, just great. Now I gotta get this clean before the stain sets.

He took the spread, taking it out of the room.

Vampire: How is it that so much dirt always stick to humans?

Bowser: (shouts) Hey, it ain't my fault!

Mikey: (sweatdrops) That was the head vampire?

Dooplis: Or his mother.

Mandy: Either way, watch your step.

Vampire's Voice: And I want to know, who's gonna pay for my window?

Then, they saw the vampire coming back with a vacuum.

Vampire :All my windows are hand-crafted by local artisans. They're all objay-dark.

He started vacuuming the floor and sucked the glass. Everyone paused for a moment before Nemo finally spoke.

Nemo: So, uh, you're the head vampire?

He stopped, glancing at them.

Vampire: I am the Baron Von Ghoulish, the 13th member of the Von Ghoulish Clan, I have roamed this Earth for 398 years! So yes! I'm the Head Vampire!

Mandy: Perfect!

She then took out the stake, tossing it and hitting the vampire, Baron Von Ghoulish, in the middle.

Von Ghoulish: (notices) Oh dear.

With that, he turned to ash, leaving a huge pile of ash.

Grim: Hey, Ghoulish, I ash you to dinner, but you're already dead! Ha-ha-ha-ha!

The others looked annoyed before a rimshot was heard, followed by Bowser hitting him with a snowball.

Grim: Hey!

Bowser: That was the stupidest pun ever!

Patch: Uh...shouldn't have we talked to him first?

Mandy: (pauses) Well, anyway, Christmas is saved. Let's get going.

Mr. Blik: Yeah, before something more stupid happens!

Just then, flames arose where the ash was.

Gordon: Yipes!

Red Bros: (to Blik) You had to say it!

Mr. Blik: Shut up!

Just then, out of the flames came a familiar angry vampire.

Von Ghoulish: (angrily) What have you done?!

Private: (points to Mandy) Uh, she did it.

Mandy only looked annoyed.

End of Chapter 2
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VoltronZ1's avatar
Perfect ending, but I got a bad feeling of what's gonna happen next. Awesome work.