Kouja no Senshi Ch 17 10

Kouja no Senshi
Chapter 17: A New Hope Arc
Act 10: Escape the Death Star

(OP: Moonlight Densetsu by Moon Lips)

Narrator: Previously on Kouja no Senshi...

Darth Vader: He is here.

Tarkin: Obi-Wan Kenobi! What makes you think so?

Darth Vader: A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master.

Tarkin: Surely he must be dead by now.

Darth Vader: Don't underestimate the power of the Force.

Tarkin: (frowns) The Jedi are extinct, their fire has gone out of the universe. You, my friend, are all that's left of their religion.

A quiet buzz was heard in the comlink.

Tarkin: Yes?

Voice: Governor Tarkin, we have an emergency alert in detention block A A-twenty-three.

Tarkin: (realizes) The princess!

Zirconia: She's escaped! Put all sections on alert!

Darth Vader: (seriously) Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him.

Tarkin: If you're right, he must not be allowed to escape.

Darth Vader: Escape is not his plan. I must face him alone.

They watched the black outfit man departing from them.

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Back in the prison bay, Mr. Strong glanced at the cells.

Mr. Strong: Hello? Any other prisoners need to be escaped, now's a good time to say so.

He heard a humming noise in one of the cell doors that was locked.

Mr. Strong: Uh oh. Sounds like I found someone. (shouts) Hang on!

He grunted, punching the door down. They noticed a familiar figure screaming as he hid behind his friends.

Italy: AHHHH! Don't hurt me! You can have anything you want! Jewels, money, but not my friends! Germany, help me!

Germany: (groans) Italy...

Mr. Strong: Oh yeah, the helmet.

He removed the helmet as he grinned.

Mr. Strong: Hi there.

All: (shocked) Mr. Strong!?

Mr. Strong: (looks back) Guys, look who I found here. It's some of our missing friends from back in Tokyo.

They looked inside with Pinkie Pie gasping.

Pinkie: Hey! The Club Hetalia gang's here! Oh, and the Hidden Leaf House gang too. (confused) Br'er Weasel and Br'er Buzzard?

Margaret: (frowns) Hello, Buzz Cut.

Br'er Buzzard: Why helloooo Margaret.

Mordecai: Dude, cut it out! It's bad enough Mouser does it to smart girls he likes before Birdie came back!

Italy: (smiles) Oh my gosh! You're all okay! That mean wizard fox with the wolves didn't kill you after all! (gasps) And Swiper, you found your grandfather. Your grandma will be so happy to hear it.

The others looked a bit stunned.

Italy: (confused) What? Did I say something wrong?

Twilight: Um, Italy was it, you were gone since the whole Rosedust incident. How could you know this?

Italy: Oh I knew it ever since I first saw them together.

Japan: Wait, so you're telling us you KNEW his grandfather?

Italy: Yes, and according to Seiya, he and the Three Lights learned it too after they heard I knew of it.

Swiper: You mean you knew the entire time and I could have avoided that whole mess?!

Br'er Weasel: (slaps his forehead) Why didn't ya tell us 'dat in 'de first place?!

Italy: No one ever asked.

America: Dammit, and I bet those wolves recently got everyone else!

Br'er Rabbit: Recently? Y'all been gone for 5 years straight.

Prisoners: (shocked) WHAT!?

England: Bloody hell!! What happened?! First we get caught in that Kitten Moth mess, then we encountered that stupid blind fox, learning of his plans and before we could tell anyone, he sent us all away from here and into this freakin' ship where Vader caught us!! What happened all that week!?

Sailor Mercury: Now I get it...(seriously) everyone, I believe I know why a week passed only for them and 5 years passed for us...

Grievous: (dryly) Oh do tell.

Sailor Mercury: It seems that we all landed back into the past, which means if we defeat them here, then the entire "Earth being destroyed" mess MAY probably be avoided.

Rainbow: What?! But if we do that, where would that leave Arthur Dent and Lone Starr? Nowhere!

Marle: You know, we CAN use a time egg to get to the moment AFTER we left but before Earth starts up again to place Japan back in its place.

Fred: Yes.

Tron: Right. The sooner we get to that person who had Japan in his or her clutches, the sooner our Earth can be restored.

Just then, an ominous buzzing sound was heard on the other side of the elevator door.

Stupid: (shouts) Duh, guys, they're here.

Gir: Yay! We're doomed!

Han: Chewie!

Cowards: AHHHH!!

Chewie growled with worry.

Wilt: Oh man, I'm sorry, but this is definitely not good.

Coco: Co co!

Eduardo: Ahhhh!

Maximus: Get behind me!

Han: Get behind me too!

They quickly went behind the fighters as a series of explosions knocked a hole in the elevator door through which several troopers began to emerge. The ones with guns fired at them.

Minimus: Come on, let's go!

They quickly went down the hallway and hid safely. Then, Luke's group met up with them after the fight resumed.

Greasy: That's just great!

Psycho: We can't go through there anymore.

Nack: Any ideas?

Rigby: How about using Scourge for a hedgehog shield?

Scourge: (snaps) It's bad enough Don does that! I don't need you doing that too!!

Homestar: Quick! Let's get a skateboard and jump over them!

Benson: We're NOT doing that again!

Rini: Seriously, I don't know what you see in that.

Leia: Looks like you managed to cut off our only escape route.

Han: (sarcastically) Maybe you'd like it back in your cell, your highness.

Bloo: As if being trapped wasn't bad enough!

Miss Scary: Ha! You're worse than my blob in my Clubhouse of Horror story!

Mr. Bump: (pause) What? No cutaway gag? Eh, never mind.

Jenny XJ9: (firing) If anyone got any ideas, now is a good time.

Rigby: Can't we just teleport out or something?

Mewtwo: Yes, but unfortunately, it would take too much time, which we do NOT have.

Italy screamed as he waved a white flag in fear. Quickly, Luke 2 spoke through the comlink from the belt while they continued exchanging fire.

Luke: C3PO! C3PO!

C3PO's Voice: (in the comlink) Yes sir?

Luke: We've been cut off! Are there any other ways out of the prison bay?

They waited, but couldn't hear the response.

Germany: (overhearing) Huh? What was that?

Luke: (overhearing) We didn't copy!

Back at the command office, R2 beeped and whistled while 3PO paced a bit, yelping as Kazu with the other machines waited.

C3PO: I said, all systems have been altered to your presence, sirs. The main entrance is the only way in and out right now, though most of you might have to split up. All the other information in the level's restricted!

GLaDOS: You're telling us!

Wheatley: Oh not good, huh?

Kazu: (dryly) Noooo, you think?

Guardromon: MAXIMUM FAILURE!!

They then heard banging at the door.

Voice: Open up in there!

C3PO: Oh no!

Kazu: Uh oh.

Back in the prison bay, Luke ducked to avoid being hit as they fired back at the troopers.

Sora: FIRE!!

The key wielders fired their flames at them. Chewie threw his empty blaster down as he groaned.

Eduardo: All right, we is dead now!

Miroku: (dodges) Just as well.

Luke: There isn't any other way out.

Nina Tucker: Oh no!

Maximus: We can't keep this up forever!

Han: Now what?

Leia: (groans) This is some rescue. When you came in here, didn't you have a plan for getting out?

Han: (points to Luke) He's the brains, sweetheart.

Meowth: So are the docs and the (sarcastically) so-called "Trivia" geniuses. (gets hit) Ow!

Luke made a sheepish grin while shrugging.

Luke: Well, I didn't...

Italy: We surrender!

France: (annoyed) You can't surrender, Italy.

Meowth: Right. Only France gets to!

Benson: Well, Julayla helped out and...

Julayla: Uh, guys. Can we discuss this later and get out of here?!

Br'er Fox: 'Sides, I's got a bone 'ta pick 'wit my Foul Fellow allies 'ere.

Max: Don't say "bone to pick" like that. It's annoying.

The princess sighed, grabbing Luke's gun. Then, she fired at a small grate in the wall next to Han, almost frying him.

Han: Gah! (anger mark) What the hell are you trying to do, kill me?

Leia: Well, someone has to save our skins. Into the garbage chute wise guy.

She jumped through then narrow opening as a few of them looked in amazement.

Peter Griffin: She's right. Come on, you guys.

Chewie with Eduardo, Brian, and Minimus sniffed before wincing a bit.

Eduardo: (sniffs) But it's so smelly.

Minimus: I'm not going down there.

Brian Griffin: Yeah me either.

Han: Get in there you big furry oaf!

Maximus: I don't care what you smell. Just get in there and don't worry about it.

He shoved the two as they screamed.

Both: Ahhhh!

Han kicked Chewie down while they worked their way toward the opening.

Han: She's a wonderful girl...either I'm gonna kill her or I'm beginning to like her. You two get in there!

Quickly, the remaining ones, minus Peter and Brian, entered.

Peter Griffin: Let's go, Brian.

Brian Griffin: What? Are you crazy? It's probably full of disease. I'm not going down there.

Peter then showed a pig's ear.

Peter Griffin: Not even if I throw this pig's ear?

Brian Griffin: Oh, come on! That's not fair!

Peter quickly tossed it into the chute.

Peter Griffin: Go get it, boy!

He barked, jumping down after it before Peter, after firing a couple of shots to the troopers, jumped down and followed in pursuit. In the chute, Peter was screaming until they landed in the garbage. The man got up and saw where he and the others were in disgust.

Maximus: Note to self: Never take the garbage chute next time.

Strong Bad: Ick! Tell me about it!

The others were trying to look for a way out as some of them covered their noses.

Rainbow: (sarcastically) Oh, the garbage chute was a really wonderful idea.

Han: (sarcastically) What an incredible smell you discovered, Princess.

Peter Griffin: (frowns/sarcasm) Hey, maybe when we get out of here, you can show us around your home planet of Alderran. Ohhhhhhhhh, too soon?

Black Mamba: (punches him/anger tears) Bastard!

Angelilo: (frowns) That's insensible, do you know that?

Peter Griffin: You try swimming through this crap! Oh wait, you are.

Hiram was trying to break the hatchway, though it would not budge.

Hiram: Damn it.

Minimus: Let's get out of here, your evilness.

Han: Get away from there!

He then started to shoot the hatch until the Geek shouted.

Geek: No, wait!

It was too late as he fired at the hatch. The other screamed, dodging it as the couples hug each other.

Couples: Ahhhhhhh!!

Luke: Will you guys forget the stupid blasters? Some uf already tried it. It's magnetically sealed.

Twilight: Yeah, and it's teleport proof so none of us can get out!

Leia spitted out the garbage as Han, not listening, was about to shoot as well until she kicked it away.

Leia: Put that thing away! You're going to get us all killed!

Han: (narrows) Absolutely, your worship.

He placed it away as he glared.

Han: Look, I had everything under control until you led us down here! You know, it's not going to take them long to figure out what happened to us.

Osaka: Great, trapped in the trash, dodging Storm Troopers, Vader and who knows what else is down here.

Yomi: Well, it could be wor-

Mr. Nervous: Don't say it! Anyone saying it does make things worse.

Cartman: Man, this can't get any worse than this.

They then felt something as Stan spoke.

Stan: Cartman!

Betty: It's worse.

Delete: There's something alive in here!

Mr. Stubborn: (looking at the walls) That's your imagination.

Mr. Grumpy: (annoyed) When are you going to admit that you are wrong, Stubborn?!

Mr. Stubborn: Never!

Mr. Rude: That's typical.

Then, June felt something as well, yelping.

June: Yipe! Something just moved past my leg!

Kaylee: Oh wow!

Darry pointed down as he continued.

Darry: Look! Did you see that?

Hope: What?

Sarah: I don't see anything.

Darry: Help!

Then, without warning, both Luke and Sailor Moon were yanked under the garbage.

Both: Whoa!

Some: Luke!

Sailor Scouts: Sailor Moon!

Bobcat: Move out of the way, move!

Then, Han and som of the others dug through the garbage and the wet structure, trying to find the two. Then, the two surfaced with gasps for air and thrashing of limbs. A membrane tentacle was wrapped around their throats.

Julayla: Luke! Sailor Moon!

They then saw a weird creature with tentacles.

Kirby: Piyo, piyo!

Nack: (shocked) What the hell is that thing?!

Quickly, Leia extended a long pipe toward them.

Leia: Hurry, guys. Grab a hold of this!

The two quickly went to grab for it as Luke shouted.

Luke: Blast or shock it!

Roxas: Our guns are jammed!

Numbuh 2: Ours aren't! But where?

Sailor Moon: Anywhere!

Ash: In that case...Pikachu, use Thunderbolt! Everyone else, get out of the wet areas!

Pikachu nodded, then jumped on the giant monsteras it started to charge up.

Pikachu: Piiika...(shocks it) chuuuuu!

The monster growled as it was shocked just as both Luke and Sailor Moon almost grabbed the pole. The monster sank back down, then dragged the two, now with Julayla, who was trying to get her friends, down to the wet parts.

Three: Ahhh!

Leia: Luke!

Sailor Mars: Sailor Moon!

Fuzzy: (shocked) Julayla!

Suddenly, the walls of the garbage receptacle shudder and moved in a couple of inches. Then, all became quiet.

Kermit: Uh oh. This is not good.

The group and Fuzzy, became worried as Eduardo began to cry.

Eduardo: Ahhhh! They was my amigos!

Then, they noticed a rush of bubbles and muck.

Br'er Bear: Guys, look.

Then, the three came back up on the surface, gasping for air and bopping to the surface together.

Julayla: Ick! That was gross!

Leia: Grab them!

They head to the three, noticing the tentacles weren't on them anymore.

Psycho: What happened?

Fifi: What happened to that monster?

Luke: Dunno, it just let go of us and disappeared...

Han: (noticing) I've got a bad feeling about this.

Father Time: Better watch it. When someone say that...

Gir the noticed a button saying "Garbage Crusher: Irreversable Button".

Gir: Ooooh, what does this button do?

Then, Zim gasped.

Zim: Gir, nooooo!

It was too late as Gir pressed it. Then, the walls began to rumble and edge toward them.

Courage: AHHHHH!!

Delete: Yipes!

Snake: The wallsss are closing!

Vultureman: It's times like this I should have stayed home today!

Italy: Yipes!

Zim: Gir! Next time, don't press a button like that!

Danny: Worse thing is, it's ghost proof!

June: And magic proof!

Sora: And keyblade proof!

Vultureman: Don't you think we get it by now!?

Mordecai: Ahhh! Don't just stand there, try to brace it with something!

Rigby: Use the poles!

The group nodded and used the poles and long metal beams between the closing walls, but they were snapped and bent as the walls continued closing in.

Kenny: (muffles) Crap!

Cartman: Great, we're all doomed.

Luke: Wait a second.

He then took out the comlink as he shouted.

Luke: C-3PO! Come in, C-3PO! C-3PO!

Applejack: Geez, where is he?

Inside the main area, at the command office, a soft buzzer and the muted voice of Luke was calling out for C-3PO was heard in C-3PO's hand comlink, which was sitting on the deserted computer console. The golden droid's group was nowhere in sight. Suddnely, there was a great explosion and the door of the control tower flew across the floor. Then, four troopers entered the chamber, armed with weapons.

Head Trooper: Take over! (points to the dead officer) See to him! (notices) Look there!

Another trooper pushed a button and the supply cabinet door slid open. C-3PO's group were inside as the golden droid lead the others out into the office.

C-3PO: Ummm...they're crazy men! (points) They're heading to the prison level. If you hurry, you might catch them!

Kazu: Right, do so, quickly!

Officer: (to his troops) Follow me! (to a trooper) You stand guard.

The troops then hurried off down the hallway with one trooper standing guard to the robots.

Auto: Put those things down.

C-3PO: Come on.

The guard aimed his blaster toward them as C-3PO had an idea with R2-D2 beeping.

C-3PO: Oh, uh...all this excitement has overrun the circuits of my friend
here.

R2-D2 beeps in agreement.

GlaDOS: Oh, yeah. It's kinda exhausting. If you don't mind, we would like to take him down to maintenance.

Trooper: All right.

Then, the guard let the three pass. Just when they were clear, the group ran.

Kazu: Good thinking, C-3PO.

Back in the garbage room, the walls rumbled closer as the room became small and smaller.

Jack: Ahhh! (pushing) It not working!

Han: (leaning on another wall) Just keep trying!

All while the garbage was snapping and popping.

Luke: C-3PO! Come in, C-3PO! C-3PO!

Sailor Moon: Ahhh!

Mr. Nervous: Ahhh! We're gonna die...right?

Apple Bloom: Eeyup!

Scootaloo: Oh man, and I haven't even got my cutie mark yet!

Sweetie: Ahhh!

Then, Leia began to sink into the trash.

Leia: Gah!

Han: (holds her hand) Get to the top!

Leia: I can't!

Rarity: Man, where could C-3PO be?

Luke grabbed the comlink as he shouted.

Luke: C-3PO! C-3PO, will you come in?

Digit: Maybe he went out to do weed!

Scratch: (anger mark) That's what you would do!

Digit: Your point?

Back with the droid's group, they were in the Main Forward Bay, looking at the service panel.

Kazu: Oh man, they're not there.

C-3PO: (worried) Something must've happened to them.

Auto: I'll see if they've been caught. R2?

R2-D2 plugged hIS plug in from the watch, then it scanned as C-3PO gulped.

C-3PO: Hurry!

Guardromon: NO RUSHING!!!

Back in the garbage room, the walls were only a few feet apart as everyone was bracing against the walls with Leia frightened. She and Han looked at each other, then the woman reached out and took the man's hand and she held it tightly.

Sarah: (quietly) It looks like they're starting to fall in love.

Cadance: (smiles) Isn't that so?

Leia looked terrified and suddenly groaned as she felt the first crushing pressure against her body.

Leia: Ugh!

Han: (to the others) One thing's for sure: we're all going to be a lot thinner.

Fuzzy & Cartman: (anger mark) 'ey!

Max: Don't do that joke again!

Han: Princess, get on top of it!

Leia: I'm trying!

Back with the droids and Kazu, C-3PO looked as he sighed in relief.

C-3PO: Oh, thank goodness, they haven't found them.

Wheatley: But where could they be?

Auto: Why not use the comlink?

R2-D2 beeps in agreement. C-3PO then realized something.

C-3PO: Oh my gosh, I forgot to turn it off!

Guardromon: LOSER!!!

Back in the garbage, Luke was lying on his side, trying to keep his head above the rising ooze.

Strong Bad: Man, this is stupid!

Homestar: I don't wanna be thinner!!!

Then, one of the comlinks buzzed as Sailor Moon grabbed it.

Sailor Moon: Huh?

Back with the droids's group, the muffle sounds of Sailor Moon's voice over the comlink were heard, but not distinctively.

C-3PO: Anyone, can you hear me? Are you there?

The screen split in two as Sailor Moon coughed and smiled.

Sailor Moon: C-3PO!

C-3PO: We've had some problems-

Sailor Moon: (narrows) Will you shut up and listen to me? Shut down all the garbage mashers in the detention level, will you? Do you copy?

Mickey: (goes to her) Yeah, shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level!

Donald: Hurry!

Trio: Shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level!

The droid looked worried as C-3PO shouted.

C-3PO: Oh no...R2, shut them all down! Hurry!

He held his head in agony as he heard the incredible screaming and hollering from the comlink. R2-D2 quickly shut down all the garbage mashers as quickly as they could as he heard them.

C-3PO: Listen to them! They're dying, everyone. (sniffs) Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough. (crying) It's all my fault...Master Luke...guys...

Luke's Voice: (in the comlink) Hey, C-3O! We're all okay!

Inside the garbage, they screamed out of joyous relief as the walls have stopped moving as they embraced each other in the background, well, except for some.

America: Ugh, don't touch me, ever.

Rouge: (smiles) We're all okay. You guys did great.

Lucky Bob: Yes now!

Then, Cho-Cho moved to the pressure sensetive hatch, looking for a number.

Cho-Cho: Hey...hey, open the pressure maintenance hat on unit...(to Han) Where are we anyway?

Han then took the comlink and spoke as he told the droids the numbers.

Han: 326827!

Kazu's Voice: We're on it.

Zim: And Gir, next time, don't press unknown buttons without my concern first!

Fred: Can I press the unknown button then?

All (but Fred): No!

Just then, Chris Griffin noticed half a good Pepperoni pizza in the pizza box.

Chri: Oh, look at this. Who throws out half of pizza?

The fat man, meanwhile, noticed a perfetly shaped couch.

Peter Griffin: And look at 'dis couch. Somebody threw out a whole couch and it's in great shape!

Sonic: Yeah.

Brian Griffin: You put a little Febreeze on it, scrub it out a little bit, and it would great at your apartment.

Kimi: What do you say?

Peter Griffin: You know what? I know we got a dangerous job here, but...I'm taking this. I'm taking this couch.

A bit later, some of the others out of the area was trying to help Peter Griffin push the couch through the door.

Peter Griffin: All right, ready? 1, 2, 3...

The gang began trying to squeeze it through the door.

Peter Griffin: Okay, okay. Easy, easy, easy, easy.

Vultureman tried taking it out, but it was stuck. As they spoke, they tried, but failed to get the couch through at many ways.

Peter Griffin: Whoa, whoa, whoa, stop, stop.

Chris Griffin: What? What?

Peter Griffin: Stop. Stop. No, no, twist it!

Vultureman: Caw! We are!

Peter Griffin: No, no, other way, other way. You're turning it the wrong way.

Danny: (annoyed) Yeesh, what do you want us to do?

Peter Griffin: Look down, just look down. Look at me. Look at what I'm doing. (twisting the couch) See the way I'm twistin' it?

Tommy: Yeah?

Peter Griffin: All right, turn it that way from yur end.

Some: All right.

They tried again, but once more, they couldn't budge the couch.

Peter Griffin: Hold it, hold it. Put it down, put it down. Just drop it.

Strong Sad: Yeesh, make up your mind!

The group placed it down while Peter Griffin pondered.

Peter Griffin: All right, just hang on...and let's figure 'dis out.

The others, waiting inside the garbage room, looked at him.

Lois: Peter, there are storm troopers all over the place!

Sally: Yeah, shouldn't we be getting out of here?

Peter Griffin: Okay, all right, okay. I know what to do. Here's what we are gonna do. We're gonna take the cushions off, unscrew the legs, take the matress out, and thi whole thing's gonna be much simpler. It's easier thn we're making it.

Grievous: (annoyed) Oh geez!

With Obi-Wan, somewhere in the Death Star a generator was activated full blast, working the generator. The old Jedi arrived at the room while avoiding the guards. When the alarm went off, he looked and sighed.

Obi-Wan: It must be Luke and the others. (smiles) At least I won't be detected.

He then went to a narrow ledge and walked carefully across it. He then made his way to a control panel that connected two cables with the reading itself looked like an Asian language. He quickly made some adjustments in the terminal, causing several lights on the board to go from red to blue.

Obi-Wan: There, it's been disabled...I hope they find the way out.

A bit later, after finally getting the couch out, the two groups removed their disguises as they with the hostages caught and Leia were helped out of the garbage room.

Gohan: What a messed up day.

Videl: Right, it would be a miracle to get out of here alive.

Cream: So what now?

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

han: If we can just avoid any more female advice, we ought to be able to get out of here.

Chase: Right, the less crappy, the better.

Luke just grinned and some of the groups scratched his head. Then, the lightsaber users grabbed their blasters as they prepared their lightsabers. Some of the others pick up the couch.

Peter Griffin: Easy dodges it!

Ahsoka: Well, let's get moving!

Chewie then pointed to the hatch of the garbage room as he ran off, growling in horror.

Chiyo: What's your problem?

Osaka: (notices) Guys?

They then saw as the monsters from before poked one of its tentacles, trying to grab one of the victims.

Grievous: Oh for Pete's sake!

He then pointed his blaster toward it.

Leia: (gasps) No, they'll hear!

It was too late as the cyborg fired at the monster, making it retreat. The others rolled their eyes in annoyance as Han spoke to Chewie.

Han: Come on, it's gone now. Come here, Chewie. You're being a baby.

Leia: (glares) Listen, I don't know who you are, or where you came from, but from now on, you do as I tell you, okay?

Han just looked stunned at the command of the princess as they began to walk away together, some of the others held the couch.

Han: Look, your worshipfulness, let's get one thing straight! I take orders from one person: (points to himself) Me!

Jack: Yeah, and my group takes order from me!

Shego: (frowns) As if!

Drakken: She has a point.

Leia: (frowns) It's a wonder you're still alive.

Leia was just shoving Chewie as she spoke.

Leia: Will someone get this big walking carpet out of the way?

Frankie: Oh geez.

Wilt: Sorry, but that was definately uncalled for.

Han just groaned and looked at some of the others.

Han: No reward is worth this.

Cartman: Geez, and I thought Vespa was a bitch.

Kyle: Cartman!

They then followed the woman, moving swiftly down the deserted corridor.

Numbuh 2: Still...I wonder where all the guards here are at?

Numbuh 1: I'm sure they'll turn up eventually.

Ahsoka: We can only hope Obi-Wan can turn off that tractor beam before we get back.

As Obi-Wan prepared to leave, a door nearby opened up and an officer with some of his guards came in. The Jedi ducked in the shadows in time as the officer stopped to speak.

Officer: You two, secure this area until the alert is cancelled.

The two troopers, saluted. Then, all but the two left the area.

Trooper 1: You know what's going on?

Trooper 2r: I dunno, Scratch. Maybe it's another drill. You know that last drill we had? I was about to finally bone my girlfriend, and then we heard that there was this drill, and she told me that there was no way.

As the two troopers continued to speak, the Jedi moved around the generator, watching the two. He grinned as their backs were to him. He then waved his hand toward them.

Trooper 2: (confused) Huh? (turning around) What was that?

Trooper 1: It's nothing. Just forget about it.

Back with Luke's group, they ran down the empty hallway and stopped at a window, overlooking the dock. There, they saw the Millennium Falcon was still there with guards still guarding it. Luke took the comlink as Han nodded proudly toward his ship.

Han: There she is. Isn't she a beaute.

Luke: C-3PO, do you copy?

C-3PO's Voice: For the moment. Uh, we're in the main hangar across from the ship.

Sora: We're right above you.

Kairi: Just stay there.

All while the KNS and Team Spicer was watching the over dozen troops moving in and out of the ship.

Delta: There she is.

Argit: Right, and there they are. We got to find a way to get those jerks away from there.

Leia: You came in that thing? (jokingly) You're braver than I thought.

Han: (sarcastically) Nice. (shouts) Come on!

They then started off down the hallway. They rounded a corner and ran right into twenty troopers heading toward them. Both groups were taken by surprise.

Trooper 1: Stop!

Trooper 2: Those are the jerks who stole our uniforms!

Trooper 3: And beat the crap out of us too!

Strong Bad: Crap!

Before they thought, Han drew his weapon and charged the troopers, firing. Jack took out his laser and fired as one of the blasters knocked one of the troopers in the air. Chewie as well as some of the KNS and Team Spicer stepped over the fallen trooper as Bowser spoke.

Bowser: Guys, get back to the ship!

Mewtwo: Hurry!

Sarah: We'll come after you!

Inuyasha: Hey, where are you going?

Max, Psycho and Stitch: None of your damn business!

Luke: Come back!

It was too late as Han with some of the fighters rounded the corner, ignoring Luke's plea.

Sailor Venus: They're gone now.

Leia: Well, that man certainly has courage.

Luke: What good will it do to us if he gets himself killed?

Knuckles: Come on, guys.

Luke: I'll lead the way!

With that, the Jedi in training leapt, not knowing he triggered the muted alarm on the hangar deck. The group started off toward the starship hangar. With Team Han, the leader with Zim and Gir continued chasing the troopers down with them still yelling and having their weapons drawn. The chase ended, however, when the troopers reached the hallway's end.

Jack: Ha! You're dead now!

Then, the team gasped as they saw more troopers joining them upon seeing Han and his allies, preparing to fire.

Jack: Ahhh! Retreat!

Control Freak: Right! AHHHH!

They quickly turned the other way, dodging the laser fire. Chewie, meanwhile, were almost to them. He then heard the laser fire, making him growl in concern. He then stopped and saw Han and his allies running by them. The Wookie, after seeing the troopers, turned and ran as well, firing as they did so. Meanwhile, with Luke's team, the group was chased by troopers, who were firing at them as Ahsoka blocked some of the blasts with her lightsaber. The hallway ended at an opened doorway.

Numbah 4: Quick, in here!

They went through, only to stop as they saw the bridge out, forcing the group to almost lose balance.

Mr. Happy: Dead end!

Miss Sunshine: Oh no!

Bloo: Oh, I'm too pretty to die!

Grievous: (sweatdrop) Pretty?

With the troopers still behing them blasting, the others blasted back with the ones with sabers blocking.

Shining: Hurry up, Twilight, find the switch!

Twilight: I'm hurrying! Hold your horses!

Fred: (notices) Hey, what's this pretty button do?

He pressed it as the door closed, keeping the troopers away from them, but leaving the heroes on a short piece of bridge overhanging.

Twilight: (frowns) I can't find the stupid lock!

Then, Numbuh 2 took the pistol and blasted the control panel.

Numbuh 2: That should hold them for a while.

Leia: (looks) We got to get across. Where's the controls to the bridge.

Numbuh 2 looked embarrassed as Riku spoke.

Riku: Looks like our friend took care of that, too.

They then heard the pounding and drilling as May spoke.

May: They're coming through!

Luke then noticed something on his belt and was about to reach for it. But then, a laser came through out of nowhere and almost hit him.

Sora: Luke!

Another trooper was standing on a ledge overhead opposite from them firing at them. The others fired back, making an exchange of fire. Two more troopers appeared on another ledge and joined in the firing. A trooper was hit and clutched his chest.

Mario: Good work!

Another trooper got hit by Inuyasha's claws.

Inuyasha: Iron Reaper Soul Stealer!

The trooper fell down the shaft. The troopers moved back a bit as Luke had an idea. As some of the lightsaber wielders blocked the blasts as the others fired, Luke took out what looked like a grappler hook from his belt.

Leia: Here they come!

The door was beginning to slowly open.

Julayla: Guys, get on!

A few others used the grappler hooks as Leia managed to hit one of the troopers above, making him fall into the shaft toward his doom. The ones with hooks then threw the rope with the hooks over the shaft. They caught onto a bunch of pipes. After making sure it was secured, they grabbed the others. Leia held tightly onto Luke and then, to his surprise, kissed him on the lips.

Leia: (smiles) For luck.

Luke: (grins) Uh, thanks.

Psycho: Ick! Why do I find this wrong somehow?!

Sarah: I know.

They then swung over the shaft as they landed on the other side. The group, who was chasing them, finally got the door opened all the way and fired. The others jumped in as the Freelance Police cops had enough time to fire. Then, he jumped with them.

Meanwhile, Obi-Wan waited in the shadows as troopers ran passed him. When he saw them that they were gone, he looked around to make sure, then made his leave. He then sensed something as he spoke to himself.

Obi-Wan: Vader...

Back in the hangar, C-3PO waited impatiently across from the ship. He looked at the troopers, but saw no sign of Luke nor the others.

C-3PO: (sighs) Where could they be?

Kazu and the other droids looked worried as well.

Kazu: I hope they make it out okay.

Back with Han and his team, they continued running down a corridor with the troopers on their trails.

Trooper: Close the blast doors!

Sure enough, up ahead, the blast doors were about to close in front of them. Quickly, Han looked at the ones with him.

Han: Guys, scoot us there faster!

They nodded and quickly threw the others toward the opening. Then, the allies manage to shoot off some more as they went through as well. The door closed.

Troopers: (hits the walls) Ugh!

Lead Trooper: Open the blast doors! Open the blast doors!

Back with Obi-Wan, he arrived in the hallway leading ot the ship. He then sensed a familiar figure blocking him. He stopped and glared as he turned to the very person: Darth Vader.

Vader: (takes out his saber) I have been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. We meet again at last. The circle is now complete.

The man made a classical offensive position. As he made a defensive stance, the Sith continued.

Vader: When last we parted, I was a learner. Now I'm a master.

Obi-Wan: (narrows) Only a master of evil, Vader!

The two stood still for a few moments, waiting for an opening. Obi-Wan was straining with increasing pressure as if some invisible weight was on him. The man jumped toward them, but the Sith knocked him back a bit. Vader prepared to slash toward Kenobi, but he was blocked. The Jedi slashed again, but was blocked once more. The two continued fighting as they clashed sabers, though it seemed Vader was winning. All while the other villains that came watched.

Hawk Eyes: Who's winning, Pericles?

He looked back at an elderly parrot with a scar on his eye landing on his shoulder.

Pericles: (glances) Looks can be deceiving, but the fight SHOULD provide some entertainment unlike

Vader: Your powers are weak, old man.

Obi-Wan: You can't win, Darth. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

Fish Eyes: (to the others) Is that true?

Hawk Eyes: I don't know. I wasn't listening!

Near a wall surveying the forward bay, Han's group prepared their weapons, observing the troopers still watching the ship.

Han: Didn't we just leave this party?

Eduardo: Party? What party?

Wise Guy: That's the joke, Eduardo.

Eduardo: I don't get it.

Bloo: Me either. Is it "Kick the Scrappy Character's Shin" kind of party?

Mac: No, Bloo!

Pinkie: Is it a Cupcake Party???

Rainbow: Not that either!

They turned, noticing Luke's group (minus Peter and Brian) finally arriving.

Sesshomaru: It would seem they made it.

Gir: Yay!

Zim: About time!

Han: What kept you?

Leia: Ran into some old friends.

Sailor Mars: Hey, where are Peter and Brian?

Vultureman: Knowing them, they're probably still dragging the couch around without trying to be detected.

Lois: (sighs) That's Peter for you.

Twilight: Tell us about it.

Luke: Is the ship all right?

Han: Seems okay, if we can get to it. Just hope the old man got the tractor beam out of commission.

Edward Elric: I hope so.

Alphonse: Me too.

The group noticed the troopers leaving, unknown to them, to the fight between the Jedi and Vader.

Inuyasha: (confused) Where are they going?

Wheezy: Who knows?

Stupid: Duh, I wanna follow.

Greasy: No, wait! We just got a break.

Cherry: Come on.

Berry: Let's hurry before they come back.

All: Right.

As the guards left, Kazu's group peeked.

Kazu: They're leaving.

GLaDOS: But why?

Eddie: Probably because something more interesting is going on, they don't need to search us.

Guardromon: THAT IS PATHETIC!

C-3PO: Come on, R2, we're going.

As they were leaving, 3PO snatched his robot companion.

Kazu: Yeesh, where are they going?

As the others headed toward the ship, they glanced at the fight for a moment before Han spoke.

Han: Now's our chance! Go!

Quickly, they began hurrying. However, Luke and a few others looked concerned at the fight.

Ahsoka: Master Kenobi...

As Obi-Wan continued fighting, he stopped as he saw the troopers with villains leading, who were watching, then  made a break for it. Vader, realizing that Kenobi was distracted, was about to advance toward him. The old man quickly blocked, then he saw his friends and Luke. He then sighed and turned off his lightsaber, watching his opponent with a serene look on his face. Then, Vader swung his saber hard, seemingly cut Kenobi in half. However, only his cloak and saber fell with Kenobi nowhere to be found.

All: (horrified) NOOOOO!!!

Delete: (gasps) Oh my god!

Ash: They killed Obi-Wan Kenobi!

Julayla: (angrily) You bastards...YOU BASTARDS!!!

Pericles: (pointing) It's the ones that stupid dog allies with! Get them!

The troopers turned, preparing to fire as Grievous grabbed some of the traumatized humans.

Grievous: Come on!

Vader then turned to where Kenobi once was as the troopers fired toward the heroes while Fish Eyes picked up the cloak.

Fish Eyes: Strange...why did the Jedi disappear?

The droids and Digidestined boy quickly headed in the Falcon while the others fired and Italy kept waving his white flag in fear.

Italy: AHHHH! No, no, no!!

Han joined in the laser fire as the villains, after some confusing investigation, looked up and advanced toward them while noticing one of the troopers struck down.

Roxas: Come on, guys!

Namine: Come on, it's too late for him!

Han: Blast the door, Luke!

The boy fired the guns at the door control panel, which blew up. The door began to slide shut as three troopers charged forward, firing their blasters as the door slid to a close behind them, shutting the main villains and the other troopers out of the docking bay. A trooper lied dead at the feet of his onrushing compatriots as Luke started for the advancing troopers while everyone else moved up the ramp into the pirate ship. He fired, hitting a trooper, who crumbled to the floor while a familiar voice spoke to him.

Obi-Wan's Voice: Run, Luke! Run!

He looked confused at the voice before heading inside the ship, ducking the gunfire and heading inside with everyone else. Inside the cockpit, Han got the ship turned on as Chewie adjusted the controls.

Han: I hope the old man got that tractor beam out if commission, or this is  going to be a real short trip. Okay, hit it!

Lois: (realizes) Wait, where's Peter?

Back outside, as firing continued, Peter and Brian came out with the couch.

Peter: Go! Go! Go! Go!

The two tried getting the couch onto the Falcon with the firing continuing, but to their surprise, it was stuck.

Peter: Okay, twist it counterclockwise.

Brian: I am twisting it! You're twisting it the other way.

Peter: No, I mean counterclockwise from where I's standing. So then-so you would do it clockwise. So yeah, yeah. You twist it clockwise and-

The dog tried twisting it, though it was hurting the fat man a bit.

Peter: Okay, okay. You know what? Put it down for a second.

The dog put the couch down.

Peter: My fingers are killing me.

Brian: Peter, they're trying to kill us!

Peter: (grabs an end of the couch) Okay, lift it up tall ways.

The two grunted as they tried getting the couch in the ship.

Peter: Aw, for crying out loud! It's wedged. It's wedged. All right, you know what? It's not going anywhere, let's just take off. We'll deal with it later. You just get into the cockpit, (holds the couch) and I'll hold onto this as we go.

Quickly, Brian entered before Stewie shrugged.

Stewie: Eh, he's fine.

With that, the ship began to take off with Peter holding the end of the couch outside the ship. The troopers kept firing as the group inside the Falcon made their escape.

Peter: Easy!

(ED: Boku tachi wa Tenshi Datta by Kageyama Hironobu)