KNS: The Kiss Seen Around Tokyo 3

(Act 3)

Davis on the news chuckled.

Davis: Let's watch it one more time in super slow-mo!

It then showed the scene of the two kissing in slow motion while Davis himself peeked.

Davis: This is where we cease to be Hikari and Daisuke, and begin life anew as "Daikari".

Veemon: (pops up) And I got the entire footage while you two were there!

Kari: (shocked) Oh, my God! He put it on TV?

Miss Helpful: Isn't that cute, Miss Chatterbox (to Kari) Yur first love an' wit Davis too.

Kari: (panics) I just want to kill myself!

Miss Helpful: Aw come on. There's nothin' wrong 'wit liking Davis.

Kari: Yes, as a friend, not as a boyfriend!

Miss Chatterbox: And you don't want to do suicide. Julayla almost did that a few times. Not pretty.

Kari: Girls, you're NOT helping me out!!

She darted away in fear.

Gatomon: (sweatdrops) I probably should've told Veemon to check if the camera was off at the time.

At the police station, Nutsy wearing reading glasses and holding a book upside down noticed the kids arriving.

Rini: Hello, Nutsy, we'd like to report the theft of our bikes.

Nutsy: Oh, look at the little baby. Aren't you cute? Where's your mommy?

Marie: How dare you, you bird brain! We don't want cuddling, we demand justice!

Man: (arriving) I'm here to turn myself in. I have a dismembered Baltic hooker bleeding through the tarp in my trunk.

Nutsy: (grins) Oh, look at the little baby. Aren't you cute? Where's your mommy?

Rini & Marie: Augh!

Prince Powerhawk: Take off those stupid glasses, Nutsy.

Nutsy: But Ah done heard it was s'pose 'ta make me smart like TK did earlier yesterday, Trigger.

Prince Powerhawk: (annoyed) You dolt! I'm Prince Powerhawk!

Rini: If you're so smart, what's 2 plus 2?

Nutsy: Uh, 42?

Darry: It's official: Nutsy's no help.

Kaylee: Come on. Maybe Rigby has something for us to help get our bikes back.

The next day, at Tokyo Academy, many students snickered while Kari noticed the crowd wearing the T-shirts of the kiss of Kari and Davis, frowning in annoyance.

Kari: Sakaki, where did you get that shirt?

Sakaki: (points) Davis and Veemon are selling them for donations.

Davis and Veemon were tossing shirts with the same logo around.

Davis: Get your Daikari shirts right here! Get 'em when you donate! (notices) Hey there, lover.

Kari: (frowns) Davis! What are you doing? (snatches the shirt) I'm not your lover! I don't even like you!

Davis: Kari, I strongly suggest you hold my hand, lest you look like a hooker.

In anger, Kari snatched Davis, pinning him to the lockers.

Kari: (snaps) Listen, you freak! Tell these people that there's nothing going on between us!

Davis: (smirks) Oh, don't be afraid of the fire, Kari. I won't let you burn.

She groaned, departing from him.

Davis: Yeah, try calling DW! Maybe he would listne before he dumps ya!

Kari: HIS NAME IS TK!

The box of shirts Kari angrily tossed hit Davis, knocking him to the ground.

Veemon: Uh...should we still sell 'em?

In the gym, Rini and her friends looked at Arnold flexing a bit.

Arnold: So what were you wanting to work on? Cardio, upper body, what?

Darry: Upper body, definitely. My friends and I need to get buff to get our bikes back.

Arnold: Ja. Time to buff ya up like I did with puny blue bunny.

Kaylee: Didn't Buster made a fool out of you that time?

Arnold: Shush! Luckily we're running a special right now for the next 17 minutes.

Marie: That's a little unusual, but okay, tell us.

Arnold: Normal plan to pump you up costs afterschool and 20 US dollars a week.

He stretched a bit.

Arnold: But if you are wanting to buff up quicker, we have a special for 200 bucks.

Darry: Do you take cash, credit or anything we can trade ya that you like?

Arnold: Depends on what you're trading.

Rini: Uh you know, we can probably do some pushups at home.

Arnold: Okay, well, let's start with the complete body-fat test, maybe a heart rate...

Rini: You're actually not hearing me.

Marie: I don't think this is for us. Thanks anyway. And for the future? (quietly) You came on a little strong.

She grabbed her friends, departing the gym.

Rini: Hope Hotaru is getting Rigby to help us since Rigby ditched school to prank Pinky...again.

Darry: They better use yellow snowballs if they're gonna attack Pinky.

A few glanced at him.

Darry: I'm just saying.

That evening, as Kari was entering the Team Spicer HQ, she looked at the books in her arms.

Kari: Jack, Haruna says you're ditching your school work too many times and you're gonna be held back unless you get a study buddy, so I decided to help you out and-

She then noticed Davis with his sister waiting in the lounge couch.

Kari: What's going on here?

Phage: Ah, you're just in time, Kari. To be honest, after that stunt that happened, I invited Davis and his sister Jun over for dinner.

Jun: Hi! Do you know your classmate's brother, Matt? I'm a fan of his band.

Kari: (shocked) You what?

Drakken: Yeah, we wanted to get to know 'em better. You know, seeing as how the two of you will one day bless our city with the pitter-patter of sweet little children as ugly as sin.

Kari: (anger mark) Drakken, you idiot! That was not unintentional!

Davis: And I ain't ugly, you jerk!

He was kicked in the rear.

Drakken: AGH!

Shego: Well he gets points for knocking THAT out of Drakken.

Control Freak: (waves) Hey guys. I'm supposed to be on my best behavior tonight, and not mention poo. (gasps) Oh, God! (panics) What have I done?!

He quickly darted away.

Phage: Well, that aside, let's eat.

In the kitchen, Kari looked bitter.

Kari: Well at least it can't get any worse.

Just then, the lid was opened, showing some green goo on the food.

Phage: (stutters) Gah-he-what the-!? Digit, I thought I told you no ethnic foods!

Digit: Come on, I had a hard time grinding the basil just right!

Jun: Still, I think it's very, very nice that my bro and Kari had this wonderful kiss. I remember when my ex-boyfriend and I had our first kiss. And it was just awful. (groans) Oh, just awful. We were both very sick at the time with the chicken pox.

Davis: Best 2 weeks of my life!

Jun: Ugh, we were terribly sick. We were both 9, and it was winter, and we also had terrible head colds. Mine especially was very bad. I had terrible mucus coming out from inside my nose.

Some: Ick.

Jun: And the other children, they were very nasty to me about that. They said bad, hurtful things to me. They called me "Booger Cakes" and they would beat me and stick pine cones in my nose. Those were very bad times.

Digit: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. (pauses) But my first kiss is probably more worse than yours.

Phage: (annoyed) This isn't a "gross out kiss" contest!

Digit: It isn't?!

He then held the trophy as he tossed it.

Digit: Then why the hell did I bring this for?!

Kari: (glares) Excuse me. I'm gonna go throw up. Send Jack to the bathroom cause we need to talk.

She darted off.

Digit: Please flush the toilet twice. Once for the bulk, and again for the remainder. Thank you.

Phage: Or if it's brown, flush it down.

Davis: He's right, Kari. The last time someone flushed too many times, the toilet went nuts AND we had to deal with an annoying loud mouth schnook!

Phage: (snaps) You and your idiot friends did that, Davis!

He was slammed to the table.

Davis: AGH!

The next day, Ace was looking through a magazine with a chuckle.

Ace: Well boys, what do you think of this month's pin up gal?

The leader showed it with the foes whistling in amazement. Just then, the Gangreen Gang noticed shadows before noticing Rigby leading them.

Ace: Hey, you're blocking our light, ya dumb lemur!

Rigby: I'm a raccoon, stupid.

Big Billy: (shocked) He is!? Why do you look like a lemur then?

Ace: Figure of speech, Billy.

Rigby: I had to take a break from my revenge on Pinky when I got informed by Hotaru.

Hotaru: You kknow, boys, we've been thinking about trying to figure a way to get our bikes back and discovered many useless attempts to resolve this crisis.

Rini: Yeah, but then it dawned on us: your cruelty merely stems from some deep-seated inner pain. So we brought a solution with us.

Control Freak: (arriving) She's right, Gangreen Gang.

He then showed a net gun as he shouted.

Control Freak: So, the obvious remedy is a healthy dose of outer pain!

The foes yelped, being hit when Control Freak fired the gun, trapping the gangsters inside a net.

Ace: Hey, that ain't fair! We didn't use our powers on ya yet!

They yelped, being dragged off.

Mordecai: Tell it to Queen Slug for a Butt!

Control Freak: Yeah, and consider this payback for Snake!

Ace: (confused) What did we do?

Back at the news station, Dan looked at the camera as he spoke.

Dan Anchorman: School children washing cars to raise money for charity. Is there anything more arousing?

Mr. Happy: Finally, we go to Kari Kamiya for a special TBS Junior Anchor Segment on the moon. Kari?

It then showed what appeared to be craters of a sort.

Kari's Voice: The moon. There's a reason no one goes there. It's cold. And it's ugly. And its surface is plagued with deep craters and jagged peaks. Oh, wait! That's not the moon.

Then, the screen was pulled, showing Davis's face in reality.

Kari's Voice: It's Davis Motomiya's face.

Mr. Happy's Voice:: ARGH! IT'S HIDEOUS!

Dan Anchorman's Voice: That face is hideous! What, was he runover by a truck?!

Kari's Voice: No, this is what he always looks like.

It then showed Miss Sunshine gasped in shock while Kari glanced.

Miss Sunshine: Kari, how could you?

Kari: It's the only way, Miss Sunshine and I have to tell the truth.

Miss Sunshine: You're making a mistake. He's your friend!

Kari: Not anymore!

As Kari was shown walking through the aisle of Davis pictures which showed his embarrassing side, the girl frowned.

Kari: (to the camera) Recently, many of you saw me kissing this freak of nature. But, if I didn't think I was seconds away from death, I would have never done it. I mean, who in their right mind would? Well, I went to the streets to find out.

It then showed Kari talking to people on the streets before it showed random people.

Kari: Would you kiss this guy?

Girl: Ugh, no.

Girl 2: No way!

Girl 3: No.

Girl 4: No!

Girl 5: No.

Girl 6: No.

Finally, Jun was shown as she yelped, covering her eyes.

Jun: (disgusted) God, no! What's the matter with you? Ugh!

It cut back to the female.

Kari: Apparently, they think the same as the guys here. And it's official. Davis Motomiya is unkissable. (snaps) Hear that, Davis? I don't like you, and I never will! Back to you, Maxwell.

Maxwell: Thank you, Kari. I guess beggars CAN be choosers.

Dan Anchorman: Ugh, disgusting! Keep his face away from me!

Mr. Happy: Uh okay. And now this.

Meanwhile, in the Team Spicer basement, some smelly water balloons were tossed, hitting the four, whom were coughing in disgust.

Jack: Ha-ha-ha-ha! This is BETTER than Rigby's suing plan to Pinky.

Ace: Ugh! What did you put in those water balloons?!

Rigby: We found it in the sewage!

Arturo: Yuck!

Jack: (slyly) Well, well. Isn't this a darling picture?

Ace: Let us go, man!

Mordecai: Not until you cough up their bikes!

Control Freak: Tell me, how old are you, Ace?

Ace: 17 now, going on 18.

Jack: 17? My, my, you're practically a lady.

Rigby: Ironic that your fate is in the hands of a bunch of misfits.

Darry: Enough stalling! Now tell me where our bikes are!

Big Billy: I don't know. I lost my bunch.

Darry: Okay, then we will go for the ice balloons.

Ace: (confused) "Ice balloons"?

Some of the gang held up balloons which are frozen in ice cubes.

Darry: These hurt twice as the water kind!

Ace: AGH! We're tellin' the truth! We don't have your crappy bikes!

Jack: Very well. My friends and I have other ways of obtaining the truth.

He showed a strange machine looking similar to the scream extractor as he chuckled.

Kaylee: Isn't this a bit much?

Darry: Come on, they stole our bikes and we HAVE to do something about it!

Miss Helpful: (arriving/sing-songy) Oh friends! Look what I found!

They turned, noticing Miss Helpful arriving with the bikes.

Hotaru: Our bikes!!

They took the bikes with grins.

Rigby: Where'd you find them?

Miss Helpful: Near Pinky's lot at the confiscated lot. Had to sneak 'em away before 'dem toads saw me. (notices) Uh guys, what's going on down here?

Rini: Uh-

Marie: We're playing house.

Miss Helpful: The Gangreen Gang's all tied up.

Prince Powerhawk: (pauses) Roman Polanski's house.

Miss Helpful: With water and ice balloons?

Darry: This game could get ugly when it involve doing the dishes.

Rigby: And I know just who to take it out for not giving your bikes back when I see him again.

Back at the studio, Maxwell looked at the stage theater with his lunch nearby, practicing his lines.

Maxwell: (normal tone) "Good evening. I'm Maxwell Edison. Our top story, the Emperor has been shot." (looks down) "Tragedy strikes the nation. The Emperor has been shot." (looks upbeat) "What's the Emperor doing in this casket? We'll tell you right after this."

He then noticed Kari with Gatomon arriving.

Maxwell: Hey, Kari, nice job on that report earlier.

Kari: Wow! Thanks, Mr. Edison. (blushes) That means so much coming from someone as handsome as yourself.

Maxwell: Say, how'd you like to pick up a handsome man's dry cleaning?

Kari: Well, sure. But isn't that Davis's job?

Maxwell: (frowns) Little jerk hasn't been in all day.

Kari: (shocked) He hasn't?

Gatomon notices a casket with a fake Emperor inside.

Gatomon: Why is there a fake Kite inside the casket?

Maxwell: (shrugs) We're trying to hit ratings in case the Emperor got shot at some point.

Just then, another worker came to the group.

Worker: We got a breaking story! There's some geek on top of Town Hall and he's about to jump!

Maxwell: There's a lot of geeks that go to Town Hall nowadays.

Worker: Yes, but this one is goggle headed and has a blue thing with him.

Kari & Gatomon: (shocked) Davis & Veemon!!

Quickly, the two darted off.

Maxwell: Is it Davis? (ponders) Huh. I've been calling him Ned all week.

At town hall, the crowd gathered as the girl with Digimon arrived, noticing the two at the top.

Veemon: Davis, stop, this is crazy!

Kari: Oh, my God! Davis, please don't jump.

Davis: I was just a piece of eye candy that she turned into an all-day sucker.

Just then, the news chopper began arriving with Davis yelping, being blown by the force of the wind from the propeller, screaming as Veemon gasped, quickly grabbing him.

Veemon: (struggling) Davis! Hang on, okay?

Davis: It's kinda hard to do that.

The helicopter landed on the ground with the two shape humans and cat arriving.

Kari: Mr. Happy! Miss Sunshine! Maxwell! Thank God you're here! Someone's gotta do something! He'll fall!

Gatomon: And Veemon can't hold him much longer!

Mr. Happy: Oh no!

Miss Sunshine: Oh no! What do we do?

Kari: (panics) Maxwell, do something!

Maxwell: I'm on it, Kari. (to the cameraman) Hey, have that cartoon sound-effect guy cue up the (whistles) wheeeeeew., then top it off with a (splat-like sound) squat. And if there's time before commercial, be ready with a (sing-songy) Wah-wah-wah-waaaaah.

Kari: (realizes) Oh, my God! You don't care about him at all, do you? All you care about are your stupid ratings! You're a horrible man as you are a (shoves him) horrible cat!

Miss Sunshine: This may be a good time to say "I told you so".

Kari: Shut up!

The four below rushed up, looking worried.

Mr. Happy: Davis, just hang on!

Davis: I'm kinda trying.

Miss Sunshine: (worried) Davis, don't do anything stupid! You're our friend and you mean so much to us!

Gatomon: And besides, we need you!

Kari: (panics) Davis, I'm sorry!

Davis: (shocked) Kari?

Just then, the piece of town hall broke as both he and Veemon screamed, falling down.

Bubs: There they go!

Maxwell: Good stuff, good stuff, good stuff, good stuff, good stuff!

Kari: Daaaaaviiiiis!

The four jumped, catching the two before crashing to the ground, groaning.

Davis: (smiles) Kari, you do care!

Kari: Don't read too much into this, Davis.

Davis: Well, it's hard not to when I'm lying right on top of you.

She groaned, pushing him off a bit.

Veemon: (sing-songy) Awwwwwkward.

Kari: Look Davis, just because you're a dork and the most annoying person on the planet, and I'm not the only one who thinks so, aside CF that is, that doesn't mean I want you to kill yourself.

Davis: Thanks, Kari. But I was never really planning to jump.

At that moment, they noticed the fat fox glaring in annoyance.

Pinky: (glares) Wasn't gonna jump?

Cajun: (groans) Oh no, not again!

Pinky: Yur a phony! (to the crowd) Hey, everybody! 'Dis guy's a great big phony! A big fat phony!

Davis: (frowns) I'm not fat.

Pinky: Yur a phony!

Most: (anger mark) SHUT UP, PINKY!!

Davis: Yeah, no one cares what you think!

Pinky: But yew IS a-

Just then, he was pelted by the familiar balloons as Rigby shouted, tossing the balloons.

Rigby: Yeah, take that! That's for calling me and Davis phonies! He-he-he! (to himself) Worth it.

(ED: I Am Sailor Moon by Peach Hips)