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(Act 3)
Inside her crib, that evening, Chibi Chibi was sleeping while hugging her Muppet DVD.
(Segment 4: A Sesame Street Muppet Christmas)
Inside the Muppet Stage, a familiar bear hummed a particular tune while wearing Hawaiian clothing with crowd cheering heard.
Ma Bear: Aloha oi, aloha oi. Come on, Fozzie and Lizard. Everyone! We gotta get to the airport.
Kermit: (arriving) Did you get a good theater sitter?
Ma Bear: Sure, and this time, no uninvited guests like how my boy Fozzie brought you and your pals over!
Lobster: (pops up) Polly Lobster: House sitter extraordinaire.
Crowd: BOOOO!!
Polly: Yeah, sticks and stones may break my bones-
Just then, items were tossed as he yelped.
Polly: Ow, hey! Stop it!
Cookie Monster: (arriving) Me arrive to help and smell something delicious.
Then, he gasped, noticing cookies on the table.
Cookie Monster: OOOOH! COOKIIIIES!!
He began gobbling the cookies down with the crowd laughing.
Ma: Great at the chewing, not so tough on the swallowing.
Kermit: Now remember, Gonzo, pack only the necessities.
Gonzo: Great, I got just the thing.
The blow horn was placed in along with Fozzie's rubber chicken with Ernie peeking, chuckling a bit with his usual chuckle as the crowd laughed.
Fozzie: What else?
Ernie: Don't forget this.
Ernie throws in the rubber duckie, chuckling.
Ernie: Oh boy. I got bathtime once we get there.
Polly: (to the phone) Hey, baby, it is me, Pepe. Calling you from my new bachelor pad at 555 Something I forget where.
Crowd: WHOOOOOO!!
Polly: Yeah, okay. I'll see ya soon.
Pepe: (arriving) I just came to check and-(notices) What are you doing with my phone?
Polly: None of your business. Get your own!
Pepe grabbed the phone as the two struggled.
Polly: Get off!
Pepe: That had my important numbers there!!
Polly: Don't make say something that Muppets don't say!
Clueless: (comes in) Hey guys!
The audience are heard applauding, much to the goat's confusion.
Clueless: What the...?
The audience laughs, making him more confused.
Clueless: Who's laughing?
Then, the lobster yelped and was tossed to some dirty mops while laughter was heard.
Clueless: Oh I get it. I think.
Ma: Finally, now nothing stands between me and sunny Hawaii-
Voice: Merry Humbug, everyone.
Fozzie: Oh no! (face palms) Not him.
Gonzo: Ai yai yai yai!
Bert: What's wrong with you guys?
Kermit: (groans) It's J.P. Grosse, Scooter's uncle!
Fozzie: I thought he was dead!
Kermit: No, I said we inherited the place from him! I didn't say he was dead.
Crowd: Ooooh!!
They yelped a bit, then Gonzo gasped.
Gonzo: Wait, I got an idea. Quick, put these on.
He placed false casts on himself, Fozzie, and Kermit just as a Muppet arrived.
Kermit: Um, hello J.P. Why'd you come to see us?
J.P.: Well last night, I had a visit from three spirits.
Up on the balcony, Statler and Waldorf watched the scene.
Statler: I wish this show got a visit from three new writers.
Both: D'oh ho-ho-ho-ho!!
Waldorf: Yeah, and some who aren't fanmake writers.
Statler: What, they made great stories!
Waldorf: Too bad it isn't enough to save this show!
Both: D'oh ho-ho-ho-ho!!
J.P.: (notices) But wait...what's this?
He glanced at the bags nearby.
J.P.: Carpet bags and portman toes? (glances) Going somewhere, boys?
Kermit: (winces) Um well...
Just then, a green Muppet named Mad Monty brought in the surf board as he spoke.
Mad Monty: Hey guys, you'll need this on your trip to Hawa-
Quickly, the lobster tripped him, making Monty fall to the ground while laughter was heard.
Mad Monty: D'oh!
Polly: Monty! And I thought Clueless's the idiot.
Clueless: (confused) I am?
More laughter was heard.
J.P.: That green thing fainted.
Mad Monty: Hey, I got feelings too.
J.P.: Boys, where's your Christmas Tree?
Just then, the doorbell was heard ringing.
Gonzo: Coming!
The door opened up before they saw struggling with the tree.
Rizzo's Voice: Hey Gonzo, give back the tree!
Both struggled before the two yelped and were tossed to the other side of the stage.
Both: WHOA!!
They crashed on the stage with crowd laughing while Kermit looked at the tree nearby.
Kermit: Um, we better pick up the tree and set it up.
Fozzie: Yes, sir.
A trash can opens with a familiar grouch frowning as he peeks out.
Oscar: Is this is going to be like the family Christmas thing all over again?! Argh!
The tree was set up while they glanced.
J.P.: Well I won't interrupt your holiday any longer. Merry Christmas to all and to all a good-
Big Bird: (arriving) Kermit, Miss Piggy and I found her.
They saw, to their surprise, Katy Perry in a Sesame Street dress.
Elmo: (gasps) Popstar singer Katy Perry!?
The crowd was heard cheering a bit.
Pepe: What do you know, she has arrived.
Katy: What are you people doing in my friend, Polly's bachelor pad?
The crowd gasped a bit.
Pepe: No, no, no, no. (to Polly) You are not going to ensure you are her boyfriend!
Polly: Well guess what, shrimp, she's into lobsters!
Pepe: For the hundreth time, I am not a shrimp. I am king pawn!
J.P.: Just what's going on here?
Clueless: Was she on Sesame Street?
Katy: I was but my skit got removed. (frowns) Darn folks.
Kermit: All right, fine, I'll come clean.
He removed the false casts on himself, Fozzie, and Gonzo.
J.P.: It's a Christmas Miraculum.
Kermit: No it's not.
J.P.: Well, it is on this show.
The audience laughs.
Fozzie: Well to be honest, we were about to take our vacation in Hawaii when you showed up.
Ma Bear: And once again, I took all those sky diving lessons for zip!
J.P.: What?! You lied to me?
Gonzo: Pretty much.
J.P.: Time to sic the hounds on you.
Some barking was heard, making the others yelp a bit.
J.P.: Oh don't worry, they'll be here in any minute.
Just then, a familiar dog popped up as he looked.
Rowlf: Sorry, I hate to tell you this, but we spent all the money on Katy Perry.
The laughter was heard.
Katy Perry: Aw, looks like someone needs a hug.
J.P. was hugged a bit.
J.P.: My gosh, I was hugged by a celebrity. And I like it.
Some whistling and whooing was heard.
J.P.: Well, I guess all is forgiven, Kermit. Go and enjoy your vacation.
Some whooping was heard while the gang cheered.
J.P.: Just as soon as we sing one Christmas Carol.
Oscar: (groans) Oh no, not that lame 12 Days of Christmas song.
J.P.: Of course not, I want to sing the original unabbridged 39 days of Christmas.
Clueless: (confused) There is something not a bridge?!
More laughter was heard.
Big Bird: Here's an idea. How about we each sing a part.
Miss Piggy: Only if my Kermie Wermie sings with me too.
Kermit: Well...sure, why not.
J.P.: Ahem. And a 1 and a 2.
The familiar tune was heard before they began singing.
Walter: (singing) On the 39th day of Christmas my true love sent to me: 39 Fops a-fopping
Animal drummed a bit while the Electric Mayhem played.
Pepe: (singing) 38 Fishwives hawking
Ernie: (singing) 37 Coopers cooping
Katy Perry: (singing) 36 Bootblacks buffing
Rowlf: (singing) 35 Buskers busking
Ma Bear: (singing) 34 Something something
Polly: (singing) 33 Alchemists transmuting
Big Bird: (singing) 32 Dutchmen plotting
Dr. Teeth: (singing) 31 Doctors leeching
Clueless: (singing) 30 Year average life span
As they sang that part, Pepe knocked Polly down a bit.
Narrator: Tonight's Muppet Episode is brought to you by the symbol 'ü' and the number 'e'. Not the letter 'e' but the number whose exponential function is the derivative of itself.
Back on the balcony, the familiar two glanced.
Statler: Well, it's been a long run, but I think this will kill it.
Waldorf: What, the Muppets?
Statler: No, Christmas.
Both: D'oh ho-ho-ho-ho!!
Sweetums: (singing) 29 Smiths a-forging
Newsman: (singing) 28 Coopers cooping
Bert: But we did that one already.
Some: SHHH.
Elmo: (singing) 27 Eelers eeling
Cookie Monster: (singing) 26 Anarchists bombing
J.P.: (singing) 25 Swamis foreseeing
Zoot: (singing) 24 Sideburns curling
Snuffy: (singing) 23 Monks a-changing
Rizzo: (singing) 22 Rats a-plaguing
Grover: (singing) 21 Coxswains calling
Bunsen: (singing) 20 Flautists fluting
Mad Monty: (singing) 19 Footmen bowing
The Count: (singing) 18 Gungas dinning
Lew Zealand: (singing) 17 Seventy six
Wayne: (singing) 16 Midwives birthing
Wanda: (singing) 15 Aliens alienating
Sam: (singing) 14 Jacks a-ripping
Oscar: I am NOT singing my part!
80s Robot: (singing) 13 Scriveners scrivening
Animal: (singing) 12 Lords a Leaping...
Back in the balcony, the two hecklers scoffed.
Waldorf; More like 12 audience members A Sleeping!
The audience laughs. A bit later, Polly went up toward Katy while trying to hop to her.
Polly: Agh. What's it take for a lobster to get a kiss around here? Maybe I'll just kiss your hand.
He started kissing below.
Katy Perry: That's not my hand, that's my knee.
Polly: Oh, sorry.
Katy Perry: But I didn't say stop kissing it.
(End Dream Sequence)
The infant finally awoke, then looked at the burner glowing a bit before sighing softly, then lying down.
Chibi Chibi: Merry Christmas. Chibi...
Finally she slept while inside the furnace, a glowing starseed was shown.
(ED: Shissou by LAST ALLIANCE)
Inside her crib, that evening, Chibi Chibi was sleeping while hugging her Muppet DVD.
(Segment 4: A Sesame Street Muppet Christmas)
Inside the Muppet Stage, a familiar bear hummed a particular tune while wearing Hawaiian clothing with crowd cheering heard.
Ma Bear: Aloha oi, aloha oi. Come on, Fozzie and Lizard. Everyone! We gotta get to the airport.
Kermit: (arriving) Did you get a good theater sitter?
Ma Bear: Sure, and this time, no uninvited guests like how my boy Fozzie brought you and your pals over!
Lobster: (pops up) Polly Lobster: House sitter extraordinaire.
Crowd: BOOOO!!
Polly: Yeah, sticks and stones may break my bones-
Just then, items were tossed as he yelped.
Polly: Ow, hey! Stop it!
Cookie Monster: (arriving) Me arrive to help and smell something delicious.
Then, he gasped, noticing cookies on the table.
Cookie Monster: OOOOH! COOKIIIIES!!
He began gobbling the cookies down with the crowd laughing.
Ma: Great at the chewing, not so tough on the swallowing.
Kermit: Now remember, Gonzo, pack only the necessities.
Gonzo: Great, I got just the thing.
The blow horn was placed in along with Fozzie's rubber chicken with Ernie peeking, chuckling a bit with his usual chuckle as the crowd laughed.
Fozzie: What else?
Ernie: Don't forget this.
Ernie throws in the rubber duckie, chuckling.
Ernie: Oh boy. I got bathtime once we get there.
Polly: (to the phone) Hey, baby, it is me, Pepe. Calling you from my new bachelor pad at 555 Something I forget where.
Crowd: WHOOOOOO!!
Polly: Yeah, okay. I'll see ya soon.
Pepe: (arriving) I just came to check and-(notices) What are you doing with my phone?
Polly: None of your business. Get your own!
Pepe grabbed the phone as the two struggled.
Polly: Get off!
Pepe: That had my important numbers there!!
Polly: Don't make say something that Muppets don't say!
Clueless: (comes in) Hey guys!
The audience are heard applauding, much to the goat's confusion.
Clueless: What the...?
The audience laughs, making him more confused.
Clueless: Who's laughing?
Then, the lobster yelped and was tossed to some dirty mops while laughter was heard.
Clueless: Oh I get it. I think.
Ma: Finally, now nothing stands between me and sunny Hawaii-
Voice: Merry Humbug, everyone.
Fozzie: Oh no! (face palms) Not him.
Gonzo: Ai yai yai yai!
Bert: What's wrong with you guys?
Kermit: (groans) It's J.P. Grosse, Scooter's uncle!
Fozzie: I thought he was dead!
Kermit: No, I said we inherited the place from him! I didn't say he was dead.
Crowd: Ooooh!!
They yelped a bit, then Gonzo gasped.
Gonzo: Wait, I got an idea. Quick, put these on.
He placed false casts on himself, Fozzie, and Kermit just as a Muppet arrived.
Kermit: Um, hello J.P. Why'd you come to see us?
J.P.: Well last night, I had a visit from three spirits.
Up on the balcony, Statler and Waldorf watched the scene.
Statler: I wish this show got a visit from three new writers.
Both: D'oh ho-ho-ho-ho!!
Waldorf: Yeah, and some who aren't fanmake writers.
Statler: What, they made great stories!
Waldorf: Too bad it isn't enough to save this show!
Both: D'oh ho-ho-ho-ho!!
J.P.: (notices) But wait...what's this?
He glanced at the bags nearby.
J.P.: Carpet bags and portman toes? (glances) Going somewhere, boys?
Kermit: (winces) Um well...
Just then, a green Muppet named Mad Monty brought in the surf board as he spoke.
Mad Monty: Hey guys, you'll need this on your trip to Hawa-
Quickly, the lobster tripped him, making Monty fall to the ground while laughter was heard.
Mad Monty: D'oh!
Polly: Monty! And I thought Clueless's the idiot.
Clueless: (confused) I am?
More laughter was heard.
J.P.: That green thing fainted.
Mad Monty: Hey, I got feelings too.
J.P.: Boys, where's your Christmas Tree?
Just then, the doorbell was heard ringing.
Gonzo: Coming!
The door opened up before they saw struggling with the tree.
Rizzo's Voice: Hey Gonzo, give back the tree!
Both struggled before the two yelped and were tossed to the other side of the stage.
Both: WHOA!!
They crashed on the stage with crowd laughing while Kermit looked at the tree nearby.
Kermit: Um, we better pick up the tree and set it up.
Fozzie: Yes, sir.
A trash can opens with a familiar grouch frowning as he peeks out.
Oscar: Is this is going to be like the family Christmas thing all over again?! Argh!
The tree was set up while they glanced.
J.P.: Well I won't interrupt your holiday any longer. Merry Christmas to all and to all a good-
Big Bird: (arriving) Kermit, Miss Piggy and I found her.
They saw, to their surprise, Katy Perry in a Sesame Street dress.
Elmo: (gasps) Popstar singer Katy Perry!?
The crowd was heard cheering a bit.
Pepe: What do you know, she has arrived.
Katy: What are you people doing in my friend, Polly's bachelor pad?
The crowd gasped a bit.
Pepe: No, no, no, no. (to Polly) You are not going to ensure you are her boyfriend!
Polly: Well guess what, shrimp, she's into lobsters!
Pepe: For the hundreth time, I am not a shrimp. I am king pawn!
J.P.: Just what's going on here?
Clueless: Was she on Sesame Street?
Katy: I was but my skit got removed. (frowns) Darn folks.
Kermit: All right, fine, I'll come clean.
He removed the false casts on himself, Fozzie, and Gonzo.
J.P.: It's a Christmas Miraculum.
Kermit: No it's not.
J.P.: Well, it is on this show.
The audience laughs.
Fozzie: Well to be honest, we were about to take our vacation in Hawaii when you showed up.
Ma Bear: And once again, I took all those sky diving lessons for zip!
J.P.: What?! You lied to me?
Gonzo: Pretty much.
J.P.: Time to sic the hounds on you.
Some barking was heard, making the others yelp a bit.
J.P.: Oh don't worry, they'll be here in any minute.
Just then, a familiar dog popped up as he looked.
Rowlf: Sorry, I hate to tell you this, but we spent all the money on Katy Perry.
The laughter was heard.
Katy Perry: Aw, looks like someone needs a hug.
J.P. was hugged a bit.
J.P.: My gosh, I was hugged by a celebrity. And I like it.
Some whistling and whooing was heard.
J.P.: Well, I guess all is forgiven, Kermit. Go and enjoy your vacation.
Some whooping was heard while the gang cheered.
J.P.: Just as soon as we sing one Christmas Carol.
Oscar: (groans) Oh no, not that lame 12 Days of Christmas song.
J.P.: Of course not, I want to sing the original unabbridged 39 days of Christmas.
Clueless: (confused) There is something not a bridge?!
More laughter was heard.
Big Bird: Here's an idea. How about we each sing a part.
Miss Piggy: Only if my Kermie Wermie sings with me too.
Kermit: Well...sure, why not.
J.P.: Ahem. And a 1 and a 2.
The familiar tune was heard before they began singing.
Walter: (singing) On the 39th day of Christmas my true love sent to me: 39 Fops a-fopping
Animal drummed a bit while the Electric Mayhem played.
Pepe: (singing) 38 Fishwives hawking
Ernie: (singing) 37 Coopers cooping
Katy Perry: (singing) 36 Bootblacks buffing
Rowlf: (singing) 35 Buskers busking
Ma Bear: (singing) 34 Something something
Polly: (singing) 33 Alchemists transmuting
Big Bird: (singing) 32 Dutchmen plotting
Dr. Teeth: (singing) 31 Doctors leeching
Clueless: (singing) 30 Year average life span
As they sang that part, Pepe knocked Polly down a bit.
Narrator: Tonight's Muppet Episode is brought to you by the symbol 'ü' and the number 'e'. Not the letter 'e' but the number whose exponential function is the derivative of itself.
Back on the balcony, the familiar two glanced.
Statler: Well, it's been a long run, but I think this will kill it.
Waldorf: What, the Muppets?
Statler: No, Christmas.
Both: D'oh ho-ho-ho-ho!!
Sweetums: (singing) 29 Smiths a-forging
Newsman: (singing) 28 Coopers cooping
Bert: But we did that one already.
Some: SHHH.
Elmo: (singing) 27 Eelers eeling
Cookie Monster: (singing) 26 Anarchists bombing
J.P.: (singing) 25 Swamis foreseeing
Zoot: (singing) 24 Sideburns curling
Snuffy: (singing) 23 Monks a-changing
Rizzo: (singing) 22 Rats a-plaguing
Grover: (singing) 21 Coxswains calling
Bunsen: (singing) 20 Flautists fluting
Mad Monty: (singing) 19 Footmen bowing
The Count: (singing) 18 Gungas dinning
Lew Zealand: (singing) 17 Seventy six
Wayne: (singing) 16 Midwives birthing
Wanda: (singing) 15 Aliens alienating
Sam: (singing) 14 Jacks a-ripping
Oscar: I am NOT singing my part!
80s Robot: (singing) 13 Scriveners scrivening
Animal: (singing) 12 Lords a Leaping...
Back in the balcony, the two hecklers scoffed.
Waldorf; More like 12 audience members A Sleeping!
The audience laughs. A bit later, Polly went up toward Katy while trying to hop to her.
Polly: Agh. What's it take for a lobster to get a kiss around here? Maybe I'll just kiss your hand.
He started kissing below.
Katy Perry: That's not my hand, that's my knee.
Polly: Oh, sorry.
Katy Perry: But I didn't say stop kissing it.
(End Dream Sequence)
The infant finally awoke, then looked at the burner glowing a bit before sighing softly, then lying down.
Chibi Chibi: Merry Christmas. Chibi...
Finally she slept while inside the furnace, a glowing starseed was shown.
(ED: Shissou by LAST ALLIANCE)
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Very nice work and happy holidays.