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KNS: I Dated an Android! 3

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(Act 3)

Outside the building, the gang quickly darted off with Bass motioning.

Bass: Come on!

Quickly, they darted off. Back in the HQ, the man with another person watched the screen of the gang departing from the building.

Man: (panics) Oh, we're doomed. They got the head, they uncovered the sign! Soon the whole world will learn we're cyber-criminals. And we would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling adults and kids and that damn reptile!

Old Man: We'll stop them.

Man: How? They outnumbered us!

Old Man: (sighs) That's why we programmed the robots to be assassins, dummy.

He glanced at the group as he chuckled cruelly.

Old Man: They like attractive droids, we'll give them all the droids they can handle! Hand me that back-up disk.

The younger man nodded, showing a flash drive to him before it was hooked up to the PC. He tapped on the PC, then turned the knob marked "Droid Mode Stat", turning it from "Competent Lawyer", then "Icy Dominatrix" before finally pushing it to "Erotic Assassin". He finally pressed "Ctrl", then "K". Back in the street, the gang walked down the street together.

Fidget: Did you see me escaping? I was all like-Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo!!

Aya: Thanks for rescuing me. All of you.

Ghastly: It's not a problem, Aya. Some of us have AIs back where we live and we know how a few don't like to be treated like garbage.

Phage: And I don't usually do nice, but this company was feeling like a threat to me.

Fidget: Right! Anyone threatens Phage's way of making money and eating his victims are a threat!

Aya: You know...I never noticed, but your leader, Bass was it, was pretty amazing.

Phage: (stutters) B-B-Bass, a leader?! You must be joking!

Aya: Well I know that he knows how to put up a fight from the threats I heard earlier.

Bass: (glares) Don't look at me like that. My goals are more important than anything.

Aya: And that would be?

Bass: Becoming stronger than Megaman himself.

Grounder: Yeah, If you're thinking of crossing the line with Bass here, you can forget it. He don't bend that way.

Bass: Obviously you never read "Cosmo".

Fidget: (slyly) I, on the other hand am available to-

Just then, he yelped, noticing Bass' buster close to his face.

Bass: Try it and you'll get blasted.

Just then, up came a machine, glaring at them.

Coconuts: Hey, look. It's another one of those Celebrity Droids.

Celebrity Droid: (mechanical voice) I am Lain. Give me your spines.

Just then, the Lain Droid jumped, flipping down before landing near them.

Ghastly: Hey, what the-

Just then, she was kicked before the machine foe glared at the dumb bots whom backed away before being punched.

Lain Droid: (mechanical voice) Take this and that and one of these.

They were tossed to the ground.

Aya: Hey! Cut it out! None of us don't need this kind of publicity!

Jack: Right! Wait until we get scandalized first!

Phage: We can take that droid! Attack!!

They dog piled before the Lain Droid twirled, tossing everyone else down. Then, the machine went to the Phage holding Aya, trying to dodge before being hit by the kicks, then was tripped to the ground, groaning.

Phage: (glares) Okay, that does it!

He placed Aya down before removing his jacket, rolling his sleeves.

Phage: Time to kick your frosty, well-toned ass! Yah!

The machine was kicked a bit before the machine droid tried to hit him, though was caught by the tail. Finally, the serpent grabbed her, then shoved her to the fire hydrant, making the Lain Droid wince before one of the machines slyly came to the hydrant.

Bubbleman: Then along came Bubbleman!!

The Robot Master fired at the wrench that was stuck, hitting the top before the water began filling up the wincing machine, inflating her.

Rigby: Looks like you're retaining water.

He snapped a bit before the machine lost its figure, then blew up. The gang cheered, whooing a bit.

Mordecai & Rigby: OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!

Aya: That was incredible, Bubbleman.

Bubbleman: Luckily I was in the area.

Aya: And Mr. Phage, you fight like Godzilla if he was your size.

The serpent picked up his jacket, placing it back on.

Phage: Well, none of us were afraid of a simple droid.

Bass: Besides, we're pretty brave once you pass how we look. ESPECIALLY since some people think outer appearances are the only things that matters.

Jack: (notices) AHHHH! THERE'S AN ANGRY MOB AFTER US!!

They noticed many celebrity droids walking toward the group.

Mordecai: It's worse: they're all Celebrity Droids!

Ghastly: He's right, it's an army of Celebrity Droids. Even those similar to those Sailor Moon droids.

Rika: (groans) And us without the actual Sailors themselves with us.

The others screamed in fear.

Aya: They're horrible!

Rigby: I know. Their performance stink on ice!

As each shouted, the droids began causing destruction around.

Droids: (mechanical voice/randomly) Take this! And that! And one of these.

A Sailor Mars droid tossed a screaming man through the window, killing him.

Sailor Jupiter Droid: (mechanical voice) Robot crouching tiger.

Sailor Venus Droid: (mechanical voice) Robot crane style!

As the screaming people darted away from the robots chasing them, the mayor, reading a comic magazine, noticed the scene.

Mayor: Wow, now that's a wave of destruction that's easy on the eyes! Oh if only I had my camera with me to take a picture of me with the celebrities.

Just then, the Sailor Moon droid jumped near him.

Mayor: Hi, Meatball Head, you doing a late night costume parade or something?

She snatched the mayor before tossing him high.

Sailor Moon Droid: (mechanical voice) Hi-yah.

Mayor: AHHHH!!

He was tossed inside the broken grate, being stuck inside as he grunted.

Jack: Ugh, Miss Bellum's gonna kill us.

Ghastly: (points) Quick, to the movie theater. We can hide in there.

Inside the theater, as the crowd watched, the Aya Droid and Jack O'Lantern watched the movie together.

Jack O'Lantern: This is the best movie I've ever seen. It has a vampire AND an explosion!

Aya Droid: It's amazing the way you (monotone voice) notice two things.

In the film, the Sakura Taisen girls were nearing the coffin with Sakura gasping.

Sakura: No, don't open that coffin! It's ticking!

Maria: I have to, my friend. That coffin's not going to open itself.

Just then, the coffin opened before out came Yaten as a vampire, snapping.

Yaten: Bleurh!

Then, an explosion was seen. As that happened, the droid with pumpkin head were making out just as the familiar faces arrived.

Aya: Let's hide in here.

Just then, the serpent noticed the two making out.

Phage: O'Lantern?

Jack O'Lantern: (notices) Aw, you guys came to watch me make out! That is so sweet.

Aya: Are you making out with a droid version of me?

Jack O'Lantern: (annoyed) Hey! Is you wanted a droid bitch, get one that isn't taken by me!

Aya: (annoyed) I'm the real Aya, stupid!

Fidget: (snapping fingers) Yeah, duh!

Ghastly: Look, that's not important now! There's a herd of Celebrity Droids destroying the city. Is yours acting normally?

Jack O'Lantern: Let me see.

The two made out a bit.

Jack O'Lantern: (grins) Yep. Why do you ask?

Rika: The ones chasing us are trying to kill us.

Jack O'Lantern: Then why aren't they here now?

In the film, the girls glared at Taiki on the mayor seat.

Sumire: (glares) Mr. Mayor, if you want to see a real vampire, look in the mirror!

She showed the mirror to him.

Taiki: I can't! I'm a vampire!

Just then, the droids burst through the screen as the crowd noticed, screaming as the droids attacked.

Jack O'Lantern: Huh. Don't remember seeing this in the movie.

Most: It's real, dumbass!!

The droids charged and attacked many people, killing the unlucky ones before Fidget panicked and was hit by a Sailor Mercury Droid, being hit by the chair as he grunted in pain.

Fidget: Oh why?!

Renamon: (frowns) And they say illegal copies never hurt anybody.

Fidget: But lawsuits by snowballs hurt!

Jack O'Lantern: (shouting) Quick! (points) This way!

Quickly, they headed to the projection room with Bass and the Robot Masters firing their weapons, hitting a few, though more took place.

Bass: Damn, may as well! There's too many to handle!

As everyone else went up the stairs, Jack Spicer placed down an "Employee's Only" sign down.

Jack: Sorry, ladies. Employees only.

However, the Sailor Venus Droid snatched the sign, eating it with the goth boy screaming, quickly darting up the stairs.

Jack: Okay! Sorry!

Quickly, Jack was pulled in before the door slammed shut, being locked. However, the major doctor gasped, noticing something from outside the projection room.

Ghastly: Oh, no. They're forming a human pyramid...of robots.

The droids below climbed each other with Coconuts glaring.

Coconuts: Damnit! We weren't counting on them being as smart as they are sexy! The females at least!

Aya: A dangerous mistake to make.

Jack: (panics) It's World War D!

Grounder: Ugh! I hate that film!

Fidget then showed the gigantic bag of popcorn kernnels before smiling.

Fidget: At least we've got food.

Phage: (gasps) That's it! Fidget, cut open that bag!

Fidget: (Chibi smiles) Hooray!

Phage: But don't eat it.

Fidget: (frowns) Awwww!

The bat cut the bag opened before the pressure hit the bat, knocking him down while the kernnel flew downward, hitting the droids out of the room as they yelped, being knocked down.

Sailor Mercury Droid: (mechanical voice) Ow!

Sailor Mars Droid: (mechanical voice) System overload!

Sailor Venus Droid: (mechanical voice) Error!

Sailor Jupiter Droid: (mechanical voice) Does not compute.

Sailor Moon Droid: Error! Error!

Finally, the popcorn submerged all the droids before they cheered wildly.

All: (randomly) Yeah! WOO HOO! AWESOME! WHOOOOOAAAAAA!!

Fidget: (grins) Life was bad but now it's good forever!

Just then, all the celebrity droids, devouring the kernnels, popped out of the kernnels before spitting upward, acting like machine guns. Everyone yelped, screaming.

Phage: Please, this is just-(gets hit) AGH! Dammit, duck down idiots!

They ducked quickly while wincing. The kernnel firing continued while Bass glanced.

Bass: We NEED to take them out all at once!

Bowser Jr.: Yeah, but those kernnels hurt!

Mr. Bump: Then use marshmallows!

Grounder: Come on, Aya, you'll be safe in here.

He opened the compartment before showing a toy Pavarotti, glaring.

Grounder: Get lost, Pavarotti!

The toy was tossed.

Pavarotti Toy: (singing) NOOOOO!!

When it was tossed, the AI was stuffed inside.

Jack O'Lantern: (holds her) Aya Droid, if I don't survive the corn, I want you to know that I love you as much as a man can love a computerised image of gorgeous celebrity AI. Which it turns out is a lot.

Aya Droid: Oh, Jack, I love you more than the moon and the stars and the (monotone voice) poetic image number 37 not found.

She then pushed the pumpkin head down.

Aya Droid: That's why I'm helping Bass and the others take down the evil droids. Bass, can you and the others use fire?

Bass: (glances) Heatman!

Heatman nodded, touching Bass' hand before Bass changed colors.

Aya Droid: Then let's take care of it!

The two stood up, though as Bass was dodging, the Aya Droid couldn't dodge fast enough with the kernnels hitting her.

Jack O'Lantern: (panics) What are you doing, darling?! Get down!

She aimed the projector, turning up the heat with Bass firing flames out of his buster, causing the machines below to wince and start swelling up.

Sailor Moon Droid: (mechanical voice) Light hot. Oil temperature rising.

Sailor Mercury Droid: (mechanical voice) Oh, no.

Sailor Jupiter Droid: (mechanical voice) Malfunction.

Sailor Mars Droid: (mechanical voice) This ain't good.

Sailor Venus: (mechanical voice) System error.

They flickered, returning to true form before the entire army blew up, sending the two back with Bass landing on the dumb bots.

Scratch: (groans) Get off of us!

Bass: (wincing) Aya?

They noticed the remaining celebrity droid, completely injured while flickering on the floor while the gang recovered, darting to her.

Jack O'Lantern: You saved us. Are you alright?

Aya Droid: Yes, my love. I'll be just (monotone voice) massive corn clog in port seven.

Jack O'Lantern: Uh, those are turn on words, right?

Rigby: What does that mean?

Ghastly: It means she won't last much longer. She only has a few more minutes left of survival.

Aya: Not fast enough for me. (to the Aya Droid) Are you the last copy of me?

Aya Droid: Yes.

Aya: Erase her, Jack.

Jack O'Lantern: What? No!

Aya: Jack, when you downloaded her without my permission, you stole my image, and in the end that's all I really have.

Jack O'Lantern: (blinks) So your point?

Rika: (frowns) Do it or we will kick your ass!

Jack O'Lantern: She's gonna die anyway in a few minutes, but I downloaded her because I love you, Aya!

Aya: I know, but every second there's another me, I feel anger and cruelty arising. If you love the real Aya and not just what my programming is, you'll blank out that robot, even if it IS dying.

Jack O'Lantern: Uhhhh....(confused) Translation?

Aya: Sometimes, you must put them out of their misery and end their suffering...for the greater good.

Jack O'Lantern: But...but...(shedding tears) Oh very well, fine!!

He turned to the droid, sighing to the dying droid flickering more.

Jack O'Lantern: I'm sorry. Hug me, Aya Droid.

The two hugged before Jack looked at the button, pressing the "erase" button before lying her down.

Aya Droid: Goodbye, Jack...do not forget me-(monotone voice) Memory deleted.

Finally, the image was deleted, leaving the dead droid before it fell to the ground, then blew up.

Jack O'Lantern: AAAAAAAUGH!!

Bass: (sighs) I know it hurts, Jack, but at least you're not in a sick relationship with a robot anymore.

Jack O'Lantern: Uh-huh. (sniffs) And I guess now maybe I can get to know the REAL Aya.

However, the AI was snatched away.

Bass: (dryly) Yeah, at our wedding!

Jack O'Lantern: (frowns) The hell?! You weren't into the robot-human relationship!

Bass: This is different. She's an AI.

Some: It's true.

Jack O'Lantern: (Anime shocked) WHAAAAAT!?

Aya: It's true. Bass and I are in love.

Jack O'Lantern: (stutters) But, but-

Bass: Don't be a prude, Jack-Ass! Plus I like to know her first before going deeper.

Aya chuckled while Jack's eye twitched, starting to turn red in anger.

Jack O'Lantern: What about proving that "I" actually loved you?

Aya: Oh that? Honestly, I lied. I just can't stand copies.

Finally, the angered pumpkin head snatched a broken pipe, jumping in fury to Bass.

Jack O'Lantern: (snaps) I'LL KILL YOU!!

The smoke cloud was seen as the others sighed.

All: (sweatdrops) It figures.

(ED: Himawari by Hearts Glow)
The gang get ambushed by the company's Celebrity Droids before they head to the theater where Jack O'Lantern and his Aya Droid are dating. However, the machines find them and attempt to assassinate them. What can they do? And what will Jack's choice be? Read the conclusion to find out.
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JusSonic's avatar
LOL on the end. Nice.