KNS: Harvey's New Eyes~KNS Style Act 2 2

(Act 2)

When they came back to reality, they awoke with a groan.

Strong Bad: Ugh, my head hurts. I gotta drink more booze...

Brandy: Well on the plus side, at least you, Nutsy and Mr. Bump aren't sick anymore, Lilli.

Lilli: Uh-huh.

Nutsy: But I wanted more of the sandwich!

Trigger: (frowns) Enough of the sandwich!

Daffy, notices that his gold is gone and he is about to normal, frowns.

Daffy: Awww, great!

Izzy noticed a third button appearing.

Joey: What's with that button?

Izzy: Looks like the more we collect, the more restrictions at a time we can take care of.

The button was pressed as they jumped, twirled, and jolted.

Strong Bad: Finally!!

Meowth: Time to drink!

Some of the drunks grabbed the drink quickly, then grunted, dropping the drink.

Strong Bad: Holy crap! That's intense!!

Fidget: I know!

Lilli took the drink, drinking some of it, wincing and chuckling.

Mr. Bump: Oh! Oh! Me next! Me next!

Bowser Jr.: You're not gonna do what Buster and Roger did, do you?

Wander: But alcohol's bad.

Sylvia: You want to get the map?

Wander: Yes, but not by alcohol in that way. I use it for medicine, not drinking.

Manik: For crying out loud!

Phage: Only some of us will be the ones to go in. The rest of us will wait for you 'til you get out and possibly destroy the lying block.

Dawn: Good luck.

Nack: In that case...

Nack took his swig, drinking his portion with some members of the KNS and Team Spicer doing the same.

Mimi: (groans) Whoa...that drink is very intense.

Max: Anyone else wanna give the lie block a piece of our minds?

Some: (randomly) No. Are you nuts? What?

Cameron: No thanks.

Bowser Jr.: (pauses) Well may as well try it.

He drank a part, winced and placed the cup down.

Bowser Jr.: Agh, it makes the lavas that King Dad falls in taste better.

Bartender: What's the matter? Is something wrong with your drink?

Most: No.

Vultureman: Caw! Well...

The bartender took the remains, then drank it in one gulp.

Bartender: Hmmm. What's the matter? It tastes great. That bubbling in your lungs is...ugh...

He started wincing with face turning red and starting to gulp and choke. Then, he began banging the counter.

Bartender: WAGGA WAGGA WAGGA!!

Quickly, the coin jar was placed while it broke. The gang snatched the coins before they were smashed.

Butch: (snatches the coins) Yoink!

Miyako: (worried) Shouldn't we help him?

Butch: Eh, can't say anything without lying. Come on, onward to jail!

In the prison, the wobbling drunk-looking group began wobbling toward the tester.

Alejandro: All right, let's see how much sober I got left.

He snatched it, then blew it in before it rose up to the red mark, then beeped an alarm.

Alejandro: (smirks) Oh yes, that's MUCH better.

Barney: What's this? You're as drunk as a skunk.

Daffy: Hey, that's an insult to Pepe Le Pew and Fifi.

Psycho: Geoff, however, he's another story if we're ever gonna get him in this series.

Some: Who?

Barney: Come on. Off to the drunk tank with you, sir!

Alejandro: (frowwns) Carumba! Well, what about my pals?! They're drunker!

Barney: Oh yeah? Then let's see them take the drunk test, fatso!

Alejandro: If it weren't for the restraint I'm on, I'd slap that mustache out of ya!!

Some more beeps were heard before Psycho took his test, then it screeched and blew up.

Inez: I don't understand it. It was only a small sip from that Volcano Berserker.

Barney: Dang! Everyone here minus me is drunk! In you go, everyone!

The drunk ones were shoved inside.

Inez: Good thing our friends never took that awful Volcano Berserker.

Digit: I did! Hee hee hee.

Nack: Man, I'm glad I'm back in alcohol again. I missed all those drunk times.

Barney: Now when you people promised to behave, I will let you out.

The cell door slammed shut behind them.

Barney: Let this be a lesson to all of you. (to Lilli & Inez) Drinking at your age. Tsk, tsk, tsk.

Serena: Ugh, it'll be worth it to get that map.

They finally noticed the map on the ground.

Raye: Speaking of which...

Ben's Voice: And finally, there it was. The map. Lilli was excited.

Psycho: (singing) I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map...

Snake: (glares) Psssycho, stop it now.

Ace: Idiot!

Then, when Lilli prepared to touch the map, out popped a creature with strange cyborg hamster with robotic arm and cyborg eye.

Some: (shocked) Huh?!

Ben's Voice: A hamster! So that was the mystery behind the escaping map. Maybe Lilli had finally found a new friend.

The hamster came between the bars, then darted off.

Ben's Voice: But maybe everything was as before.

Dingo: So long Harvey the Wonder Hamster.

Inez: Now we can finally look at that map.

They glanced at the map, showing the town along with the marked "Edna Hides Here" X on the cave area that was circled.

Sheep: (confused) Baaaa?

Ben's Voice: And finally, there it was: The Map. Edna had hidden in this cave by Moor Lake. But...wait a second! Lilli already knew that! The map was in reality pretty useless, especially when Lilli thought about everything she had done to get her hands on it.

Sam: (frowns) Then why the hell did we went after it?!

Ben's Voice: Um...plot device?

Plot Device: (peeking) Hello.

Sheep: Baaa.

Miss Daredevil: Also, we all thought Edna's map was actually leading to treasure instead of her hideout. How the hell was I to know it wasn't a treasure map?!

Psycho: It wasn't?! (growls) You lied to us, Map!

Lilli: Woah!

Julayla: Hey, Barney!

Barney: What's the matter? You've already had enough of the filtered air? You should have thought of that before reaching for the bottle!

Inez: I know you won't believe us, but listen: The only reason why we were drunk in the first place was that we were TRYING to get this map, which turned out to be very worthless.

Psycho: And it wasn't a treasure map either! I've been gypped!

Lita: Can you help us, please?

Barney: Well, if you promise to behave, I will let you out.

Kaoru: (flatly) What?

Lilli sighed sadly.

Barney: Oh come on, don't be so sad. That's exactly the kind of behavior that once made me release Edmund the Slasher.

Psycho: Edmund the Slasher who killed off a family before he was gunned down?

Barney: Yeah.

Psycho: (grins) I love that guy!

Snake: (frowns) You would.

Barney: You can't imagine how much trouble I got into for that. It took me weeks until little Melanie's parents spoke to me again.

Some: Hmph.

Barney: Oh...I'm just too soft-hearted. I'll let you go.

Most: Finally!

Zoey: Their friends are waiting.

Barney: But you have to promise me never to get in trouble again. Can you do that?

Princess: If we say "yes", THEN can we go?

She yelped from the shock before Harvey popped up.

Harvey: (voice box) You must not lie.

Princess: (snaps) DAMMIT! (yelps) AGH!!

Harvey: (voice box) You must not lose control.

Princess: On come on!

Harvey: Hey, doing what I'm doing, ugly bitch girl! Nah nah nah!

Princess: (sternly) Lil, the yarn! I want to punch him in the alt. world.

She was given the ball of wool.

Lilli: You don't hypnotize.

Princess: Doesn't mean I can't try.

Harvey: No try, but do. Or do not. There is no try.

Rika: You were listening to Yoda, weren't you?

Harvey: Maybe. (notices) Ooooh! The ball of wool! Can I see it again?

Princess: Here!

She swung the wool a bit.

Princess: Make us hypnotized...

However, they noticed nothing happening.

Princess: What the-!? Grrr! Hypnotize us, dammit!!

Harvey: Ha! Outsmarted ya again!

Henry: What?

Inez: Oh geez...we can't hypnotize him without a psychotherapist.

Harvey: You mean psychiartrist.

Sam: No, Psychotherapist like Sybil.

To their notice, they saw a familiar Little Miss arriving.

Miss Whoops: That's because you don't have a professional therapist in there. And believe me, even if you DID get the therapist with you, his or her powers would be useless when alcohol touched the lips.

Harvey: Wanna try something, clumsy girl?!

Mr. Bump: (frowns) Hey hey! That's my sister!

Miss Whoops: Allow me. (trips) Whoops!

Miss Whoops knocks into the cell, causing the wool to spin like man while Harvey started activating his hypnosis.

Harvey: (voice box) Wooooogie.

Most: Ooooogie.

Harvey: (voice box) Woooogie!

Then, everything flashed white.

Psycho's Voice: (eerily) Go into the light...

Nack's Voice: Do we got a choice?

In an instant, the group in prison returned to the west, now in the sheriff jail cell, along with three other men.

Zoey: (surprised) Mike? Chester? Vito?

Chester: (frowns) About time you whipper snappers show up!

Serena: How did you guys get in?

Mike: We got arrested for murder.

Amy: Whoa. That bites.

Vito: Yeah, but you're here, especially with her.

The gang sees another Mike, only with eyelashes and lipstick named Svetlana grinning.

Svetlana: Oooh, good to have new friends!

Mordecai: (sweatdrop) You're kidding, right?

Rigby: Damn. And I thought cross dressers were weird.

Joey: (notices) What the-!? Do you see that?

He pointed to a Harvey wearing a toga with blindfold while holding a scale and a sword.

Homestar: Well, what do you know! Justice Harvey isn't blind, he's cross-eyed.

He pulled the blindfold, showing the crossed eyes before placing the blinds with sunglasses on him.

Justice Harvey: (warped voice) Uh thanks. But my name's actually Justitia.

Max: Oh my god! We got a Girl Harvey to deal with!

Justitia: I'm not a girl!

Rigby: (shocked) So you're a herm?!

Mordecai: Dude!

Justitia: (snaps) NO!

Lilli: Hunf.

Justitia: Hi, Lilli. Don't tell me you want to get out.

Most: Yes.

Kaoru: If you don't want a knuckle sandwich, then you WILL let us out.

Chester: Uh, what she said!

Justitita: I thought so, but you'd hardly be sitting in there if you knew how to behave properly, right?

Lilli: Um-

Ace: (frowns) And what the hell are you suggesting?!

Justitia: Be quiet! You weren't about to contradict me, were you?

Homestar:: Actually, we were gonna ask if there's a bathroom or if we have to go in the corner like an animal. Present company excluded.

Justitia: Anyway, there's a toilet in there. Use it.

Mr. Bump: Thanks. I gotta go.

He darted off while Inez frowned.

Inez: Yeesh.

Lilli: We'll contradict you, rabbit.

Mike: Right. You can't stop us from doing that.

Justitia: (Harvey voice) Well I can't object to that. Contradictions are great! (grins) Sometimes I start contradicting at breakfast: for example, 3 slices of toast. (drooling) Yuuuum. Delicious toast! Oh, nom nom.

He drooled a bit.

Bowser: Wow...I didn't think we'd find the original Harvey here after all, despite the eyes.

Justitia: Um...but...(going deeper sounding) But that would be a lie.

Bowser Jr.: Wait, I thought you were the lying rabbit.

Justitita: Still am, duh!

Bowser: Yeesh.

Justitita: (warped voice) And we all know...(Harvey voice box sounding) You must not lie. (warped voice) Lies are evil!

Jack: I'm evil too and all my truths are evil as well.

Vito: (grins) Ha! You can't evil yourself out of this cell!

Jack: Can so!

Justitita: I mean lies that can send you to the devil!

Sam: Which one?

Justitita: Huh?

Nack: Which devil because from what we know, there's more than just one.

Psycho: And don't lie on which devil or you get on Santa's naughty list.

Momoko: He's got point. But still, look, not every lie is evil.

Justitita: What? Of course lying is evil.

He then showed a naughty list.

Justitita: Besides, Santa always knows naughty children are all liars, even lies that DO help are evil.

Muscle Man: You know who is also evil? MY MOM!

Muscle Man laughs as he and Hi-Fives Ghost high-five one another. Justitia realized before snatching the chalkboard nearby.

Justitia: Wait, I'll show you on this blackboard.

They looked carefully at it.

Nic: What the-!? Are we going to be educated?

Psycho: NOOOOOO!!

Digit: Grow up.

Justitia: Take a close look at this board. It shows some of the basic principles of our legal system. For example, that lying is evil.

Ace: Hell no!

Justitia: What do you mean "no"?

Ace: As I said: Hell no!

Justitia: Of course lying is evil. (Harvey voice) It can easily be deduced from the (pointing) 4 top principles. (warped voice) God is good and true, but the devil is evil and has great wisdom. (Harvey voice) God is truth because he is full of wisdom too. (warped voice) But the devil lies with all of his evil. That's why lies are always evil.

He finally gave a chalk to Inez as he continued.

Justitia: You can construct the chain of logic leading to this conclusion yourself. It only takes 3 small steps to get the results. (Harvey voice) You can try it yourself.

Inez: Uh thanks?

Scott: This is boring.

He took out from her bag a toasted sandwich.

Scott: Anyone want my carrot sandwich?

Justitia: (gasps) Oh! Oh! I do! I do!!

They noticed him starting to drool.

Scott: So you know, I only give it to my friends.

Zoey: (annoyed) Like you got any friends.

Justitita: But I want it soooo badly.

Bugs: First things first. What did Marcy do to ya 'dat done made ya so controllin' AND not yur usual self?

Psycho: And please note: you must not tell lies.

Justitita: What?!

The rabbit in justice clothing sighed while Inez wrote on the chalk board as she and Lilli pondered with the latter pointing a bit.

Justitia: Oh very well, I...(groans) Oh no! Please! Not those eyes! Marcel! Get those things...AGH!! NOOOOO! I can't!! It's Alfred Marcel all over again! I CAN'T DO IT!! DON'T MAKE ME RELIVE THAT MOMENT AGAIN!!

Lilli: Is he okay?

Swiper: Justitia? Did you get hurt?

Justitia: P...(crying) please just don't make me...don't make me remember...

Ace: Yeah, the truth hurts, doesn't it?

Big Billy: Duh yeah. Hurts like the dickens, Ace.

Grubber: Pfffffft!

Justitia: Yes, but...(lowering down) I...I don't want to remember. Don't make me relive it! (warped voice) Anyhow, as I was saying, what are the-

Inez: (smiles) Okay, finished. Maybe this will make you feel better.

Svetlana: (grins) Oh yes, yes. Go ahead.

Justitia: What did you write?

Inez: As you can tell, Lilli and I solved your little puzzle and found out something interesting.

Justitia: What?

Mike: (notices) I can see. Check this out. By combining the Good Truth and Truth Wisdom, we seem to have found out that they both equal Good Wisdom.

Justitia: (nods) Uh-huh, uh-huh. Yes. That's logical.

Inez: And by combining the Evil Wisdom with the Lie Evil, it equals that to Lie Wisdom.

Justitia: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Yes. Alright.

Inez: But the last puzzle was the most interesting of all.

Justitia: What?

Vito: And this last puzzle combined both Good Wisdom and the Lie Wisdom and it came up as a certain result. (smiles) I think you'll be very pleased.

Justitia: All right. (reading) Lies are...(shocked) What?! Lies are good?! (worried) But-but that can't be true! Erm...everything seems to fit, but...but that's...

Lilli: Uh oh. I think his brain blew up.

Chester: If he had a brain left.

Mike: Wow, he doesn't look too good.

Sam: Back away. This guy is gonna blow.

Max: (grins) Sweeet!

Justitia sighed sadly in disappointment, then placed the scales down near where Bowser was.

Bowser: (snatches them) Yoink! I'll take that.

Inez: (notices) Wait, what are you-?

Justitia: I can't take it! I don't have the will to go on any longer! I have to restore my honor the only way I know how...

Carl: Oooh! As in cutting yourself through with a katana sword??? That's how it works in Japan.

Then, the rabbit stabbed himself, falling lifelessly to the ground.

Carl: Yep, he committed suicide.

Ben's Voice: Apparently, Justitia was wrong. It seemed that lies weren't so bad after all. Lilli and friends had removed another block.

Suddenly the cell door opens, much to Mike's notice.

Mike: Okay, we're out. You guys go ahead. We will find the rest of my personalities.

Chester: (frowns) Someone carry me.

Just then, a white flash happened. It then showed Lilli walking with the Harveys with one holding the Music Harvey's hand which had wood nose and fingers on himself before everything flashed. When they came back to reality, they saw their friends waiting out of the cell.

Cameron: So, how did it go?

Sam: We got the next Mike personality free.

Max: AND Nezzie killed the block.

Inez: Actually, Justitia committed suicide.

Ace: So you fought a girl? Ha-ha-ha-

Julayla angrily slapped him.

Julayla: HOW DARE YOU!

Fuzzy: Ah is sooooo glad Ah didn't say 'dat.

Rigby: And she learned that it's good to lie.

Skips: You have to lie sometimes in order to save your life, you know.

Mordecai: Yeah, Skips. That's the one thing that Justice Harvey forgot about.

Rigby: (laughs) Like how Minimus lied about where he got his pants! Oh, what fun!

Ling-Ling angrily hits Rigby in the leg.

Rigby: Ouch!

Mordecai: Dude, not cool! It's still too soon to make fun of a dead guy!

Barney: Uh hello! You were about to say something. About never getting into trouble again?

Phage: Hang on a second.

The serpent pressed the new button, causing them to jump, twirl, and spark.

Phage: Finally...yes, she and her friends won't cause anymore damage. And we'll make sure that they don't get in trouble again.

Nack: Uh yes, yes. We won't get into trouble, right, guys?

Psycho: Sure...Lilli?

Lilli: Uh-huh.

Barney: So you promise? No more trouble, okay?

All: (impatiently) Yes!

Barney: And you're not fibbing?

Alejandro: Do we look like the type to fib?

Barney: And you-

Ace snatched out his knife, grabbing the man's tie.

Ace: You keep this up, we're gonna cut ya.

Barney: AHHHH! Okay, okay!

He was let go finally as he sighed.

Barney: Geez, kids today are getting violent.

Ace: Yeah, let that be a lesson to you too, Phage. Don't mess with a gangster.

He was only kicked by the Phage's tail.

Ace: AGH!

Phage: Trust me, if he DOES make trouble, I'll force him down my throat.

Barney: Well okay, then. I guess I'll just have to believe you then.

The door finally started opening.

Barney: Welcome to freedom.

Scott: Ugh. All this trouble just for a stupid worthless map.

Wander: We can use it as a napkin if it helps!

Sylvia: Besides, the other reason why we couldn't go anyway is because of a dumb rabbit.

Cream: But Harvey's our friend...isn't he?

As he spoke next, Daffy looked bored, preparing to depart.

Barney: Let this be a lesson to you. As long as it's still dark outside, you should REALLY stay indoors. It's much too dangerous out there at night!

Some: Huh?

Barney: It's best just to stay at home.

Then, the duck opened the door, screaming in fear as he saw the corrupted rabbit.

Daffy: AHHHH! (glares) Don't do that!

Harvey: But Lilli and friends! Where are you going?

Daffy: Back home to watch TV and YOU are blocking the way.

Harvey: You've heard that it's dangerous out there. (voice box) You must not hang around dangerous places. (speaking) There are so many other nice places for children to visit. At a spelling bee, for example. Or a Rolf Harris concert. Hmm.

Scott: Rolf Harris sucks!

Tigger: Let me handle this. Hey, Harvey, how about we-

Harvey: Ooooh, forget it! You ain't using me again!

Tigger: Look, we got a ball of yarn and we're going to use it.

Harvey: No! I must not fall for the yarn again! NO!! I already taped my string and I'm not going to be tricked by any of you again!

Miss Whoops: Let me try. I bet that he'll get addicted to it anyway.

Harvey: (yelps) Gah! (gets pulled) No, stop!!

Roo: (worried) But Harvey, you're our friend! We're trying to help you!

Harvey: Friends? Ha! Friends aren't disobedient! Doctor Marcel is my only friend!!!!

Kanga: Roo's right. This is for your own good.

Tigger: It's true. Friends help friends.

Rini: Don't you want our help?

Harvey: NO! You're not my friends! You're just out to hurt people! That's why the restrictions are placed on you!

Dingo: You're no fun! You're worse than General Specific wherever he is around Stuttgart or Hater who's probably in the AU world!

Harvey: (scoffs) Awww, those two are jerks. What are they going to do? Bore me to death?

Miss Whoops: But we're trying to help you! Just look!

He saw the wool yarn dangling.

Harvey: Ooooh, I just wanna...(turns away) Gah! NO! You're gonna trick me again!

He wobbled, keeping away before noticing the yarn ball showing a glimpse of a shadowy figure chuckling with hypnotic eyes before the stuffed rabbit winced, then turned toward them as he rose his arms greedily.

Harvey: MIIIINE!!

He jumped toward them before they watched Harvey's eyes swirling, not noticing the tape being removed by unseen shadowed hands. As that happened, the gang watched while Harvey once more did his hypnosis.

Harvey: (voice box) Woooogie.

All: Ooooogie.

Harvey: (voice box) Woooogie!

Then, everything flashed white. When the gang came back to reality, Mike with the other personalities noticed them.

Chester: Took you long enough.

Svetlana: How are you all appearing? And why has Mal not shown up?

Zoey: We're still trying to figure that out.

Hotaru: Maybe we need ALL of Mike's personalities together in order for Mal to appear here.

Chester: Yeah, at least it's not the white skeleton in those disgusting sneakers and robe dangling around with those one eye freaks. Locked me and the others tight with those rabbit things. Said it was for our own good they say.

Wander: (gasps) Hater's gotten to here?! Oh my. Doesn't he realize the desert sun in this reality will fry his brain if left out too long?

Sylvia: Look, I doubt it's real here.

Mike: To me and the others, it's real, even though it was weird stepping away from a mountain scene to a western.

Lilli: Well...there is a way.

Sarah: Perhaps we need to find the monster that the Gold Digger spoke of.

Digit: How? He won't give up his gold.

Br'er Fox: Figures 'wit 'im.

Sonik: We'll probably need the Shaman.

Carl: Though I doubt we will find Mumbo-Jumbo in this place.

Ben's Voice: Meanwhile, back in the real world, somewhere in Stuttgart...

At a store of a sort, a purple haired teen laughed wickedly before smirking.

Teen: So you actually found a way to trap some fools no one likes?

Specific: Well yes, but I'm not sure why YOU, Max the evil genius, want to audition for assistant scientist.

Max (TD): Because, I have the knowledge and no how and I know people's weaknesses.

Specific: Well, you couldn't do any worst than our local mad scientist.

He pointed to the hunched green man spitting his drink out before glaring.

Angry Scientist: Angry! Angry Scientist! There is being a different between Mad and Angry!

Public: And besides, what do you have to offer for our services?

Max (TD): Oh, I'm glad you ask.

He pulled a cloak, showing something as the army looked surprised at (our unseen) object.

Specific: Wow, you ARE evil. I say you're hired!

Max (TD): Good. I know a shortcut to the asylum.

Ben, in the confession booth, frowned.

Ben: Well he HAD to come here somehow. Anyhow, back to the hypno world.

Back in the hypno world, at the campfire site, Rabbit looked concerned.

Herriman: Master Rabbit, is there something on your mind?

Tigger: Of course! His fur!

Rabbit: Not that. I was wondering...Cameron, is there anyone else you know of in this place?

Cameron: Well, there ARE some former team members like the Floating Salmons and Confused Bears in town. And I think I remember Leonard's game night being in the asylum where some of our other former contestant friends are at like Lightning.

Lara-su: Well how come we never met any of them?

Rigby: They probably were locked at the other High Tower side. We only got to the right half of the asylum anyhow.

Mordecai: Are those two crazy?

Cameron: One of them thinks he's a wizard. The other? Don't ask.

Mike: And some of us were taken and locked in this weird world.

Vito: The weird elephant guy wandering in town, however, he's weird and appeared out of nowhere for some reason.

Most: (annoyed) It's Fred Fredburger, isn't it?

Vito: Yeah, how did you know?

Vultureman: He has a habit of appearing at random times for no good reason.

Mr. Scatterbrain: Hey, just like me and Mr. Tickle or Serena and Fuzzy to you, VM!

Vultureman: Shut up!

Lilli: Hey, all right if I ask any of you a question.

Serena: Sure, Lilli. Go ahead.

Lilli: Uh, who's Minimus and...what happen to him?

Benson: (seriously) It's a long story, Lilli.

Matt: Every time we talk about it, it gets more depressing.

Mr. Nervous: Like that Suicide Mouse clip! Or Dead Bart! Or even the one about Albert in the Sims, even though it was terrifying!

Jackie: (frowns) You were dared to look at Creepypastas, weren't you?

Mr. Scatterbrain: Or Patrick on Diabetes!

All while Wander looked at many potato gnome people gathered around the fire.

Wander: Wow, those are a lot of potato gnomes.

Big Billy: Yeah, Big Billy hungry.

Mr. Herriman: (annoyed) Don't eat them! You have no idea where they'd been!

Miss Calamity: I don't see anyone else. And certainly not Fred Fredburger.

Lilli: Huuuuuh!

Nic: Hey, breaker breaker!

Then, in an instant, in the flames, a familiar figure's face appeared in the flames.

Courage: AHHHHHH!!!!!!

Rigby: (panics) IT'S THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ!!!

Daffy: (scoffs) Oz? That big old jerkish head?

Bugs: Uh no, I think that's the medium, Miranya.

Miranya: Oops? Is that you, little girl? What are you doing in limbo?

Psycho: "Limbo"? How low can you go?

Dumb ones: How low can you go? How low can you do?

Phage: (anger mark) NOW KNOCK THAT OFF!

Miranya: (gasps) Don't tell me you're...

Back at the cemetary, Miranya looked at the fire shaped like Lilli, Serena, and the Phage's faces.

Lilli: Dead? Yeah.

Miranya: Oh dear. You poor little thing. I hope you remembered to get someone to put coins for the ferryman on your eyes.

Nack: Depends on how much the ferryman wants.

Psycho: And I thought putting coins work for pirates.

Lilli: Uh-uh.

Miranya: That's just terrible! It's hard to pass through limbo without any pocket change. And unfortunately, there's only one way to bring worldly goods into the spirit realm or with you in a trance. You place them on the eyes.

Grim: (peeking) She's right, unfortunately.

Miranya: (gasps) Is that the terrifying Grim Reaper?!

Mandy: (peeking) Grim Reaper, yes. Terrifying? Not a chance.

Grim: (waves) Hey Miranya, how's it going?

Miranya: What are you doing?

Billy: (peeking) Grim's helping us while soul reaping!

Back at the other side, Miranya sighed.

Miranya: Anyway, I heard rumors about a sector of New York called Endsville having Pumpkin montsers brought to the realm of the living the other day.

Grim: That would be Billy's fault.

Miranya: Now look, I just need to concentrate and-(gasps) Wait, what's that? I hear something. I...I gotta go! Session's over!!

Finally, the fire died down.

Billy: Awww! I was hoping to ask if Bridgit is around here somewhere.

Inez: Uh Billy, shhh!

Mandy: Well that was useless.

Alejandro: Right. And I don't see Minimus anywhere near here as well. Uh, pardon me using his name, Ling-Ling.

Ling Ling: Yeah.

Billy: Wanna try using coffee to wake us up?

Lilli: It worked in the games, but none of us drink coffee here.

Psycho: (gasps) No coffee?! Blasphemy!

Rigby: Here, try this.

He showed the cup of coffee to them.

Ben's Voice The coffee was black. Just like the chasm Lilli saw when she closed her eyes. Lilli wasn't sure if someone as young as her should drink coffee but there was no behavioral block. So it was probably okay.

Psycho: Don't hog the coffee, Lilli!

As they entered the saloon, the coffee was drank with Lilli, Serena, Phage, Sheep, Cameron, and five hunters vanishing. In the real world, the ten reappeared, noticing themselves in the bar.

Ben's Voice: Incredible! The coffee was so strong that it jarred Lilli out of her trance.

Psycho: That's a damn fine coffee!!

Sheep: Baaaaa.

Cameron: Wow, it works. Guess coffee CAN make people get out of trances.

Serena: At least it's not that creepy hotel in Dillydale again.

Lilli: Huh?

Sheep: Baaa?

Hunters: Huh?

Phage: Again, long story.

Nack: Well, we're back. Now let's get that last ingredient for the poison.

The coin was placed in the machine. Then, out came a flounder automat.

Nack: Looks like we found out Japanese blowfish.

Ben's Voice: On the 3rd day, God created blowfish. And no one was there to praise him.

The fish was swiftly pumped to a big size before it along with the pills were placed on the counter.

Nic: Quick, we need the poison.

Bartender: WAGGA? WAGGA WAGGA WAGGA!!

The cup was put on the table.

Sleet: Actually, that's for you.

Ben's Voice: Sunnycup Narcotic: turn day into night.

The cup was sipped a bit by Dingo before he spitted.

Dingo: Ick, gross!

Bartender: WAGGA?

The bartender snatched the cup, drinking it whole. He winced in pain, groaning before turning his face normal, then slamming backward to the bar.

Nack: Hello? Bartender?

Psycho: I think he's dead.

Cameron felt his pulse.

Cameron: Barely alive, actually.

Psycho: Here's a tip for your troubles.

Ben's Voice: Lilli and friends put the money on the bartender's eyes.

The coins were placed on the eyes.

Ben's Voice: Since he was sleeping, she only left him a small tip.

As they turned away, another potato gnome jumped and splashed pink paint on the almost dead bartender. Just then, a news flash was shown.

Voice: We interrupt this story for a special news bulletin!

It then showed two news anchors with the male glancing.

Man: Tragedy strikes in Stuttgart as unexplainable deaths and potato gnomes show up! (snaps) They're making everything crazy!!! AAAAAGH!!

He flopped to the ground while the grinning female tilted her head a bit.

Woman: In an unrelated story, resident asylum criminal Edna was found and captured by the Stuttgart asylum today while more Potato Gnomes were spotted nearby the asylum.

Another man came in quickly to replace the dead news anchor.

Man: According to Doctor Horatio Marcel of the local Stuttgart Asylum, the deaths could be the work of previously escaped patients who are members of the KNS and Team Spicer. If anyone spot them, Dr. Marcel wishes that they be reported to him at once and he will take care of it.

Woman: Also, a weird general named Specific is asking folks to keep a lookout for some sort of Sheep. (pause) Okay, that story is really stupid. Who would want a sheep? A mad scientist?

Angry Scientist: (peeks) It's ANGRY! ANGRY SCIENTIST!

He finally departed.

Angry Scientist: Oh forget it!

Ben's Voice: Back at the action...

As a few other familiar people reappeared, Cameron looked at the Potato Gnome near where the bartender was.

Cameron: There's a lot of these guys lately. And not just from today.

Mr. Bump: Yeah! They show up ever the Key Master fell to his death after he scream. I still can't figure out why he was screaming as if the devil was after him.

Mordecai and Rigby gave nervous looks to Hotaru, who didn't notice.

Mordecai: Right, yeah.

Rigby: Not a clue. (whistles innocently) Not a clue.

Hotaru: I don't even know WHAT they are.

Nack: I think it's Lilli's imaginary friends. Cute.

Psycho: (notices) Wait, where's the bartender?

Phage: Nevermind! Let's just get-

She then yelped, noticing the blue stuffed rabbit entering.

Harvey: Where are you going? You heard that it's dangerous out there. (voice box) You must not hang around dangerous places.

Phage: Piss off! I'm 65 million years older than the likes of you! And hence forth, I'm an adult.

Harvey: Really? You're old enough to be someone's grandpa!

Phage: ARGH! I'M NOT OLD!

Miss Calamity: Harvey, we're just trying to-

Nack: KNIFE, KNIFE!

Psycho: Alfred, ugly Marcel

Harvey: (horrified) NO! NOT AGAIN! BACK, BACK!

Rigby: Good thing we know how to make him freak out with those memories, whatever they are.

Sleet: Quick, the yarn!

Lilli: But you can't hypnotize.

Sleet: No, I'm going to rip that last bit of tape off his belly with it!

He lassoed it off, then pounced on Harvey.

Harvey: (struggles) NOOOO! Let me go! Let me go!!

Sleet: You WILL hypnotize us to the other side and you WILL be back to your normal Marcel hating self.

He pulled the string before the group groaned.

Harvey: (voice box) Woooogie.

All: Ooooogie.

Harvey: (voice box) Woooogie!

Then, everything flashed white.

(End of Act 2)