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KNS: Harvey's Game 8

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Chapter 8: (A Corruption & Terrible Secret)

Grounder shivered while cowering in fear.

Grounder: The Hideous Beast!!

He turned away as bolts and nuts were vomitted out. Out from the shadows came what appeared to be a monstrous creature with two horns on its head and many eyes as it roared.

Kyle: Princess Kenny, what is it?

Kenny: (muffles) IT'S THE HIDEOUS BLACK BEAST OF-(gets snatched) AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!

The beast quickly ate the hooded boy in princess clothing.

Stan: Oh my god, it ate Princess Kenny!

Kyle: You bastard!

Mr. Bump: Hideous Beast of what? Hey, big guy! Spit him out so he can finish!

Daffy: Wizard King, what do we do?

Cartman, meanwhile, was only eating some snacks before noticing.

Cartman: Do what?

Kyle: Goddammit, Cartman!

It lunged while it roared with the ones fighting struggling before the claws hit Rigby's keyboards on his necklace.

Rigby: (realizes) Oh right. I almost forgot.

He quickly typed before shouting.

Rigby: SUMMON ALLIES NOT MISSING OR CORRUPT!!

Some glowing spheres appeared before up came the familiar park crew with ones not with Shovel Knight, Hyrule, the unicorn, and/or Nottingham.

Benson: What the-!? I told you I'm not going to join the fight!!

Mordecai: (struggling) Benson, guys, we need help!!

Benson: (shoots his arrows) Fine, but if this craps out, you're dead! (to Amy) And why aren't you helping?!

Skips: Benson has a point! You love killing.

Amy (TD): No, no more killing.

Most of the group gasp.

Sammy: (stunned) Okay, who are you and what did you do to Amy??

Scarlett: This is serious! She NEVER turns away from killing.

Welch: Well when she was dealin' with Cranky Kong (points) where he be dead, she probably thinks she's becomin' a monster.

Amy (TD): (glares) Shut up, you dumb fox.

Pops: Mayhaps you can tell people like this thing "Ni" from now on.

He yelped from the claws about to grab him.

Amy (TD): (glares) I'm not a Knight Who Says "Ni".

Bowser: (dryly) Not now, but later on if you're not violent.

Amy (TD): You're on your own. (sobbing) I refuse to hurt another living thing.

Sammy: Even me?

Amy (TD): (pauses) And you are?

Sammy face faulted before Amy cried and galloped out of the cavern.

Rarity: For the record, darling, we ponies don't run out crying like real horses.

Pinkie: All right. I may be weak and I may be small, but I don't see how I can possibly destroy that monster. Guess I'll just huck whatever's around here at him. At least I can say I tried.

She tossed items around, causing the beast to yelp before some chocolate sauce hit the hideous black beast, making it scream in agony.

Pinkie: He-he-he-he! I got 'im!

Muscle Man squealed in fear before snatching the Wendigo, making its stench reach the beast, whom turned green before vomiting away from them.

Most: Ick.

Foxy: (blocks the vixen) Arrgh! (to the black beast) Now ye be walking the plank!!

The vixen looked amazed with a small smile.

Spike Wolf: (gets snatched) Any time now!!

Bowser: (snatches the dice) Gimme that! My turn!

He rolled the dice before the others gasped, noticing the dice rolled before it showed a three.

Voices: (singing) Three!

It then shwoed the words on the scroll that appeared.

Bowser: "Grow"? (looks around) Ugh, nothing is growing! (confused) Wait, everything's getting smaller, which means...

Bowser started growing, turning himself gigantic.

Bowser: (realizes) Oh THAT "grow".

The koopa's head hit the ceiling.

Bowser: AGH!

Mr. Bump: Your dad grew up so fast, Junior.

Bowser Jr.: Yeah, but he usually gets magic to help him grow.

Bowser: (smirks) Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Hey, Black Beast! In your face, loser!!

He snatched the beast, punching it in the back.

Bowser: Ha ha!

Bowser grabs the beast's hand and hits it with it.

Bowser: (taunting) Why are you hitting yourself, huh? Why are you hitting yourself? Are you mad at yourself?

He then noticed a familiar rabbit jumping toward them before quickly moving away, causing the beast to be bitten by the rabbit, dropping Spike, whom crashed to the ground.

Spike Wolf: Ow...

After a few moments, the beast screeched before the head came completely off, ending the fiend before the rabbit hopped down.

Twilight: The rabbit!!

Bowser only laughed before he shrunk back to his normal size.

Bowser: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! YES! (points) In your face, beasty!!

Twilight: But the rabbit's going to-(realizes) Wait, where's Fluttershy?

Fluttershy arrived as she smiled, arriving unharmed.

Fluttershy: I'm back, everyone and everypony.

Rainbow: What the-!? We thought we lost you back with the rabbit!

Applejack: Ya okay?

Fluttershy: Oh don't worry. I'm absolutely fine.

Twilight: But how did you get passed the rabbit?

Fluttershy: I didn't...I went back to understand it like I would with Angel Bunny.

Bowser Jr.: (dryly) What?

Fluttershy: It only acted on self defense because it kept getting attacked by predators and people who would kill him.

Cartman: It WAS going to attack us!

Daffy: Technically, you sent us to attack it.

Cartman: Technically, shut your ****ing mouth!

They noticed the bat in pain before Bowser took the dice, groaning.

Bowser: Fine, let baby have his turn.

Fidget: (wearily) Thank you!!

He weakly tossed it before a one appeared.

Voices: (singing) One!

The scroll appeared before it showed the words "Heal". In an instant, the wounds healed from the bat, though leaving him with the rag clothes from the scuffle.

Fidget: (gets up) Wow...I'm all healed! YES! (takes the dice) You guys got to try the Die of Power.

Scratch: I'll take a hit.

However, as Scratch prepared to take it, the dice with Fidget's eyes glowed before he quickly slapped Scratch away.

Fidget: (hissing) Hands off the dodecalicious.

Scratch: (confused) The what?

He hissed toward the robot.

Rigby: The lame dice.

Scratch: Oh.

Nefario: Beware, Fidglum. Don't be seduced.

Wakeman: Greynef's right. Resist the allure of the die. For to defeat the evil from within, we must melt it in the super bombastic, bubbling plastic from whence it came.

Mordecai: That and we need to get all 7 Harveys back to OUR Harvey.

Spider Harvey: (snaps) Ack! I rather be squished by bug hater than you!

He was jabbed by Billy, whom glared.

Billy: I'll jab you! I'll jab ya good!

Spider Harvey: AGH! STOP THAT!!

All while unknown to them, the sinister eyes glared at where they were at. Meanwhile, at a cavern lair where the sign showed the words "Geysers of Iwata: Caution, filling may be hot", the familiar foes glanced with the familiar red eyed dragon petted carefully while the message continued.

Nefario: (from the viewer) And besides, who knows what evil they're plotting!

The viewer finished while the familiar fat fox lifting his visor glared at the villains down on the ground.

Pinky: 'De dark lord an' Ah sent y'all 'ta kill 'em an' they ain't even maimed!!

Freddy: Hey, at least we got a few of them on our side now after we snatched them like we did with those princes and knights!

Pinky: 'ey, zip it!

Bonnie: Lepus, Hase, Cherokee, Justitia, Arnab, and Nousagi are harder to find AND snatch back. At least we got the dragon.

Dragon Harvey: I have a name you know. It's Oryctolagus.

Pinky: (sighs) 'Dat's what I get fo' sending boys to do a warlord's job.

Chica: (annoyed) I'm a girl!

Pinky: Yew is, but 'dat other soul in ya ain't!

Chica: (kid's voice) I am so a girl.

Pinky: Shut it, missy!

He then noticed something.

Pinky: Where's Hater, Vexus, an' the others?

Voice: Calm yourself, Warlord.

A figure in the shadows with glowing eyes glanced.

Figure: You'll get yourself a heart attack.

Pinky: (groans) Ah can't help it. Ah just learned me own daughter's 'wit 'dem hooligans!

Figure: And the point is?

Pinky: (frowns) Ya wouldn't know if ya even HAD a child! (shouts) MAX!!

The big bouncer toad arrived as he glared.

Pinky: (fixes his armor) Yur up.

A chain whip was taken out before the whip hit the former animatronics, making them wince.

Oryctolagus: (winces) At least it's not a sharp object.

Just then, footsteps were heard.

Oryctolagus: (notices) Looks like your army's returned...most of them anyway.

Pinky then looked as he saw the weary villains arriving with Peepers collapsing to the ground.

Commander Peepers: They were...powerful! Lost Red Bull and Hagrid!

Vexus: (annoyed) And Cia alongside Gannondorf with the latter doing who knows what!

Cajun: An' the Order o' No Quarter's gone kaput alongside 'de Enchantress!

Foxy Loxy: Nottingham's lost to us.

Pinky: (sighs) Why must Ah do 'tings muy way? (realizes) Wait, where's Lord Hater?

Finally, the familiar figure flopped to the ground, groaning.

Hater: Grr!! I REALLY hate that Wander!! AND this world!

Pinky: (pauses) Well, Ah may as well send 'de dragon 'ta 'em.

Hater: (gets up) WHAT?! You're sending the dragon who's only ability is to stop people from using swords and knives and doesn't even breathe fire?!

He furiously charged his bolts as he shouted.

Hater: NOOO! I am NOT going to let that happen! I will NOT be upstaged by an idiotic dragon who got rewarded with melting thanks to that idiot Wander! I'm taking my men, my lasers, AND my modern tech to deal with them! NOOOOOOWW!!

Bolts shot from the skeleton before the hand motioned him to stop.

Figure: Wait...

After a few moments, the bolts instantly vanished with Hater looking confused.

Hater: Huh? Why?

Figure: Because I have a plan. For you see...after they were brought to us, I healed one and made sure to convince them, so furthermore...

He looked behind as familiar looking figures hidden in the shadows were. As he spoke next, the eyes rose with red evil glowing eyes.

Figure: Let ME send them to the heroes of this world...

At a stadium, the familiar male centaur with a familiar figure as a centaur walked around the stadium, scoffing and growling.

Trent: You are an able opponent, Christophiles. But hear me well when I posit that we must abhor violence in all its forms.

The crowd watching the two below cheered wildly.

Chris: I offer a dissenting opinion.

Many gasped.

Random Centaur: Huh?

Chris: For abhorring violence is itself an act of violence and, therefore, to be abhorred.

The crowd cheered happily.

Chris: (grins) All bow before mighty AND handsome Christophiles.

Just then, the door opened up as they noticed Amy arriving.

Amy (TD): (holds her arm) Uh hi.

Chris: You?! Don't tell me: You plan to hurt me.

Amy (TD): To be honest, no. I'm not here to hurt you. Or anything ever again. (holds his arm) Please, teach me the centaurs' ways of wimpiness.

Chris: (ponders) Interesting. What do you offer in return?

Amy (TD): Anything but my body. I am not that desperate.

Chris: BESIDES that. I ain't THAT desperate, plus you're young for me anyhow.

As music was heard, Amy showed a carrot to him, which Chris ate.

Da, do-do, do
Da, do-do, do

Later, Amy with Chris happily galloped the fields while laughing with the Teletu.

Aaaaaa, Chewy, Chewy, Chewy, Chewy
Chewy, Chewy, Chewy, babe
Always got a mouthful
Of such sweet things to say

Later, the two were seen at night aimng their flaming arrows, which hit, creatire fireworks with peace signs.

Da, do-do, do
Da, do-do, do

Later, the centaurs were playing hackey sack with Trent missing, groaning before Amy came, dropping the sack out of her mouth, creating an X before they laughed.

Oh, little Chewy
Don't know what you're doing to me
But you're doing to me
What I want you to

They smiled a bit. Back at the cavern, the familiar figures came outside the cave with Fidget looking worse and pale, clenching the dice.

Coconuts: (Chibi smiles) Yes! We made it out of that godforsaken cave.

Cartman: Agh, finally! Now, what's the fastest way home? Back through the cave? Because I got a kingdom keep to take care of AND some ladies to mingle with. (gets punched) Agh!

Miss Calamity; Shut up, Cartman!

Twilight: At least that's over.

Scarlett: Your princess died! Don't you even give a damn about that!?

Nousagi: She's got a point.

Cartman: She sacrificed herself for a noble cause.

Kyle: No, dude. She was eaten alive.

Stan: And besides, there ISN'T any going back. We're all in this together, whether you like it or not.

He groaned in anger.

Daffy: Plus there's gold at the warlord's place.

Mr. Bump: Oh! Maybe Freddy Fazbear token! Fredbear, we can get you some new friends!

Bowser Jr.: Or maybe something cool like Koopa Coins. Those are gold mine!

Vixen: (backs away) No, sorry.

They looked at the vixen becoming a bit reluctant.

Twilight: Maiden Vixen, why thou be so reluctant?

Rainbow: Come on, what's with the long face? You aint' a horse!

Fiona: What's wrong with thine vixen?

Foxy: (realizes) Her father be over there...an' she doest not wanna face ye face when he finds her. She'd be locked away 'ta keep men fro' ever reaching her.

Mr. Scatterbrain: Oh that old story. We have a cat who has her daddy protecting her from Warren too.

Twilight: (normal voice) I know. Some parents can be so overprotective.

Foxy: Sad 'ting is...he was tryin' 'ta find noble blood 'wit HIS type of personality an' greed. When she died, it all came a crashin' down.

Rarity: Oh dear...I hate to think who would he WANT to marry his daughter off to.

Foxy: Someone by the name o'...o'...argh!! Blasted memory o' me past self! AUGH! Can't remember the blasted name!

Homestar: I'm thinking owl. Anyone else think owl, too?

Welch: (frowns) Nay. (hushes him) An' keep it down. The trees may be on their side...unfortunately.

Homestar: As they say, knock on wood.

Homestar somehow knocks on a tree.

Homestar: Hello? Wooden Tree? Whose side are you on? Hit me with a branch if you're a bad guy.

Miss Naughty, chuckling, secretly went behind the branch, smacking Homestar.

Homestar: Okay, you're bad.

Vixen: (reluctantly) I don't want to trouble any of you on this. And besides, I rather not be seen by him.

Mr. Tickle: (holds her hand) And you won't. Not if you got us by your side. Plus Foxy will make sure you're okay. He's got a kid's soul inside himself after all.

Mr. Scatterbrain: And another guy inside. I think his name is Foxidemes.

Baymax: Negative. As I said earlier, Foxidemus IS also Fo-

Mr. Scatterbrain: (interrupts) AND we're off!!

Mr. Bump: Onward, Fredbear!

Homestar: (notices) Oh look!

Homestar picks up a familiar Dragon statuette.

Homestar: A little statue of Trogdor!

Daffy: Thou have found a summon statue. Use it to summon a monster to fight our enemy

Strong Bad: (grabs statue) Yoink!

Phage: Fine, but leave the killings to me on the most important ones.

That night, near the campgrounds leading to the geysers, the familiar figures looked at the enemy campsite not too far.

Nefario: (quietly) We're close now, my friends. So close, I can practically feel the heat of the fiery molten plastic.

Gru: (notices) You're standing in the fire.

The old man noticed, yelping as he got out of the fire.

Mr. Bump: Fredbear wants graham crackers, marshmallows and Hershey's bar! (chibi smile) We can make s'mores!!!

Altered Ones: Huh?

Wakeman: Alas, our path is blocked by the warlord's army of evil. As well as her navy of moral dubiousness.

Jenny: Airforce, too. Don't forget that.

Grounder: Mayhaps we might raise an army of our own. We're but an hour's ride from Camelot.

Homestar holds up a bag of marshmallow, a box of graham crackers and a bag of Hershey bars.

Homestar: Got the supplies right here! Who wants s'mores?

Some of the unatlered ones: I do, I do!

Gru: Perfect!

Welch: Gimme the gooiest piece!

Sonata: Can we give it to the rabbit?

Fluttershy: I don't know. Devil Bunny wouldn't like that.

Nousagi: Uh "Devil Bunny"?

Fluttershy: That's what I decided to call my new friend. He's like Angel Bunny, but with a bit of an opposite side. Plus I don't think marshmallows are good for bunnies with canivoristic taste.

Homestar: Wimp!

Justitia: And while we're there, we can get some of those greasy little dwarf burgers.

Spike Wolf: (smirks) Ooh! I love those. You can eat like eight of them without gaining any weight because of all the diarrhea. (quietly) The last part is the thing that wolves can't get from dwarves.

Marzipan: Augh! That's awful of you!!

Spike Wolf: I'm a carnivore! What do you expect?

Adagio: Won't the S'Mores make some of you hyper so much, you can't sleep?

Just then, Pinkie, Sonata, and Mr. Scatterbrain zoomed around as they laughed and jumped around, laughing hysterically.

Aria: (dryly) Too late for that.

Wakeman: Sleep deep, fair snoozles. At dawn, we ride for Camelot.

The wolves, meanwhile, howled at the moon before the wolves noticed Fidget howling before being slapped.

Phage: Shut up, Fidget!

The serpent pondered a bit before smirking.

Phage: You know...I think it'd be best if we split up...half of us to Camelot and the other half to the Geysers.

Altered Ones: (shocked) Gah!

Ayami: Don't worry about it. Nothing in this place is Off World Matter. And besides...

As she spoke next, the familiar eyes were shown glancing.

Ayami: In this world, nothing can kill him.

Homestar: Hey, maybe one of you can take Foxy and-(notices) Wait, where DID Foxy and that lady fox gal we met go to?

Welch: Somethin' 'bout a stroll before sleep.

Homestar: Ooooh, that old excuse. (winking) Wink.

Back at the lair, Pinky growled as he prepared to smash the viewer before the Watchdogs, yelping, quickly held him down.

Peepers: Gah! Sir! Remember your heart condition!

The fox gasped, then started choking before clenching his heart.

Random Watchdog: (notices) Too late!

Pinky: (struggling) Ah want 'dat drunken sailor's head on a pike!!

Vexxus groaned before turning to the minions, minus Freddy, Chica, and Bonnie not with them.

Vexxus: While he recovers, send all our forces against Camelot.

Most: (bows) Yes, ma'am.

Vexxus: After all, the spies are waiting as we speak.

Cajun: Ya sure ya don't need assistance?

Pinky: (grunts) Ah'm fine!

Peepers: Let ME lead the assault. (points) We all know your loser sidekicks and nephews can't do slack like Lord Hater can.

Foxy Loxy: What?! To hell you will!!

Hater: (realizes) Wait, I thought you were gonna send those former animatronics to lead! What about those losers? They ARE planning to retrieve that stupid fox animatronic and lady who's got a lust for him!

Pinky growled in anger.

Pinky: (snaps) MAX!!

Max's Voice: I'm in the tub!

Vexxus: Hater, I know you want to use the dangerous allies of ours, but they can't be trusted.

Random Watchdog: Is it because they sing this song a lot?

He showed his phone which played a familiar jingle.

Man: (singing) Triple Dent Gum

Woman: (singing) It will make you smile

The phone was blasted by Hater in fury.

Hater: (snaps) NEVER PLAY THAT AGAIN!!

Random Watchdog: (meekly) Sorry, sir!

Hater: By the Gods, that is annoying!

Foxy Loxy: Stupid question: Why aren't THEY trusted?

Vexxus: They have a plan to backstab us when least expect it, so we gave them chores to do so.

Foxy Loxy: What about Foxy?

Cajun: Ya act like ya hate 'im fo' no reason like Sylvester!

Pinky: Actually, Ah DO got a reason.

Peepers: Wow, deja vu.

Hater: Wait, THIS conversation again? Augh! Why do we have to listen to it again?

Pinky: (confused) Ah don't know what yew is talkin' 'bout.

Hater: (snaps) NEVERMIND!!

Pinky: (fixes his armor) Anyhow, 'dem newbies ain't 'ta be trusted on 'dis.

Some: Hmmm?

Pinky: Ya see, 'dere is a terrible secret 'bout Foxy Ah've never told anyone.

Cajun: Foxy Loxy, me cous, right?

Pinky: (annoyed) Not 'im!! 'De pirate hoggin' me daughter!

Vexxus: (interested) Really?

Pinky: (seriously) Yes. 'Dere's a reason why Ah don't trust 'im. Ya see...it started years a'fore the death o'...

As he was speaking, from out of our hearing range, unknown to any of them, Freddy, Chica, and Bonnie each watched secretly while Bonnie was secretly using a wand on a broom. After a few moments, most looked stunned with the unaltered ones rolling their eyes and Vexxus smirking while Cajun & Foxy Loxy looked horrified. As that happened, the former animatronics secretly gasped in horror before quickly backing away, then darting off.

Chica: This...this explains everything.

Bonnie: And why Foxidemus, our ex-friend, became the terrible pirate everyone knows.

Freddy: Weird, though...Something tells me we already know something similar to this, but with different backstories and different memories...

All while with Hater, he smirked wickedly.

Hater: Oh yes...it's a good day to be evil! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

The villains laughed wickedly before in came the laughing toad, soaking wet before they stopped, making most yelp in disgust, covering their eyes.

Pinky: Dammit! Put a towel on, fo' crap's sake.

He slapped the wet toad.

Max: UNGH!

(End of Chapter 8)
After defeating the Hideous Blackbeast of Arrrrrrgh, the gang make camp for the night while Amy (TD) tries to blend with the centaurs to learn the ways of peace and the AU Pinky talks about a terrible dark secret the former animatronics secretly hear!
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JusSonic's avatar
Hoo boy. Now things oughta be interesting. Nice job.