KNS: Harvey's Game 6

Chapter 6: Tale of the Dice of Power

At a castle of a sort, Grounder's group lead the arrivals through the castle with Coconuts looking back.

Coconuts: Anyway, it's thanks to the Wizard King, the duck wizard, and our ally magicians that (points to the rabbit) Nousagi along with Justitia and their so-called genie in the bottle have been powered down by our magic.

Nousagi: The genie has a name, you know.

Scratch: Sadly, there's no sign of the spider, Wendigo, abominable snow rabbit, OR the dragon they allied with.

The rabbit's metal collar was pointed by the mechanical bird.

Scratch: And as long as they each have these restraints, they can't control our emotions, make us not lie, OR not drink alcohol.

Amy (TD): Really? Then who caused the Bite of '87?

Phage: Snake, Ayami, and I found an invisibility cloak in the park house during the entire bake sale incident and after that was over, the boy wanted to try something. We'll talk about this when we get back to our world.

Sailor Mercury: I'm surprised that Nousagi can HAVE these emotions without blowing his head up.

Nousagi: (bitterly) Yes, no thanks to these (points) asses.

He pointed to where what appeared to be Cartman and Daffy, both in role playing garb, arrived.

Daffy: And what is thy purpose of these things? (points to Foxy) ESPECIALLY him?

Foxy: So one o' ye is a king of wizards?

Cartman: No, I'm a king who happens to be a wizard.

Sailor Mercury: (scoffs) You can't be a king wizard.

Twilight: Now a princess unicorn with magic, I can see happening.

Cartman: (snaps) I'm a king who's a wizard, so shut up already!!

Mr. Bump: Wow...I feel like we're also in Fire Emblem verse, Shining Force, Final Fantasy, AND Hyrule or something.

Scratch: Hyrule? (points) The kingdom's far from where we live. It's beyond where your knight with a shovel blade lives.

Cartman: Anyway, this is the Kingdom of Kuppa Keep where we welcome any...except the Elves of Larion, they're totally lame.

Sailor Mars: (frowns) That figures.

Sailor Mercury: Still, it reminds me of those Dungeon Keeper games I play sometimes.

They came to the castle grounds where people gathered and were having a feast.

Rigby: Sweet! Food!

Mordecai: (notices) Hey, look. Ye Flask.

The bird tries to get Ye Flash but it won't move.

Daffy: You can't get Ye Flask.

Mordecai: And why the hell not?!

He grunted, trying to reach before giving up.

Mordecai: Dammit!!

Sammy: Man, what planet are we in?

Daffy: Uh did you NOT listen to what we're saying?! This is the world of Darthon.

Scratch: We're only here temporarily until we take on some quests, then head to our homes with victorious wealth and pride.

Cartman: As the king of Kuppa Keep, let the feast begin!!

Grounder: Yeah! Wretched peasants, put aside your cares and feast on the succulent flesh of the roast mutton!

The crowd cheered before the people began gathering their food.

Amy (TD): (anger mark) SPEAK ENGLISH!

Sonata: They mean it's time to eat!! (points) Free food!!

However, Miss Calamity looked frightened at the meat on the table.

Miss Calamity: Oh how awful!!

Cartman: Grow up, hippie!

Hatchet: Hey, care for a slice of mutton scroto?

Aria: Uh...that's his name, right?

Hatchet: 'Tis also that, waterhorse.

Most: No thanks!

Amy (TD): Ugh! Medieval times suck!

Mr. Bump: I know. (looks around) And I don't see any blue cars or modern equipment around.

Bowser Jr.: Were you watching "Wolves, Witches, & Giants" again?

Mr. Bump: It's a fun show.

Bowser Jr.: Except some of those wolves try to eat us!

Sailor Venus: AND Spike & Welch tend to either steal food, take money, or even swindle us like pickpockets or con men!

Mr. Bump: I know, but we like those two and their families anyway. The witch and giant, however, no. Just no.

Miss Calamity: By the way, Mr. Bump, whatever happened between you and your foster sibling?

Mr. Bump: Honestly, I don't remember much...though recently after visiting Princess Saturn guarding Neo California, I've been getting these weird nightmares lately.

Miss Calamity: I hated that guy. He's a jerk!

Mr. Tickle: I didn't like the other kids either with us. They were real mean.

Foxy: Huh?

Bowser: What the crap are you talking about?!

Mr. Scatterbrain: Oh it's a good one. You see-

Cartman: (interrupts) We're honored this eve by a visit from our friends of old, Team Senshi and Team Spicer...despite the latter not our friends. So let the dwarves do their gay dance and let the gnomes play their sissy piccolos.

Adagio: (sarcastically) Oh goodie. Dwarves dancing and gnomes playing. This oughta be fun!

Sonata: (grins) I know! Fun!

Aria: (glares) Sarcasm is a foreign language to you, is it?

The gnomes began playing the music with dwarves started dancing before Grounder glared.

Grounder: Dance! Dance, you little freaks. Faster.

Cartman: Don't make me use the whip!

The music went faster and faster.

Cartman: Come on! Faster! Faster!

They kept dancing badly with music speeding up before one dwarf tripped, falling on to Cartman, Amy (TD), and Nousagi.

Dwarf: UNGH! MY ANKLE!!

Aria: (laughs) Ha ha!

Nousagi: GRRR!!!

Cartman: To the kitchen with him!

Dwarf: (panics) Wait! Wait! Wait! I do impressions. Behold! The swamp hag: (badly voiced) "Get out of my swamp, you kids!"

However, he was pulled away by an ugly witch with black hair, wart on her nose, and black clothing wearing a chef hat and apron.

Daffy: (shouts) Don't let him get too crispy.

Mr. Bump: (grins) Oh boy! The colonel's recipe! Crispy Dwarves!

Most: Ick!!

Bowser: (to Shovel Knight) So what's your story? Why you out here?

Shovel Knight: There is someone...someone important I have to find.

Bowser: Ah, a girl. That, I understand.

Sailor Jupiter: (frowns) And this is coming from a guy who has a crush on a girl he constantly kidnaps.

Bowser: Hey, you'd do the same if you have a crush on someone!!

Sailor Jupiter: Yeah, it's true sometimes.

Just then, up came a knight on a horse before approaching the group with visor lifted, showing a familiar figure.

Sora: Kongo, Grand Wizard, everyone, I have news to speak.

Daffy: You have ridden hard, noble squire. May I offer you a horn of ale and a shank of mutton?

Sora: 'Tis dire news, sire.

He read the scroll as he spoke.

Sora: Other kingdoms are being attacked. They have formed together and have become the division sub groups that we must deal with: The Order of No Quarter, Team Cia, The Cruelty of Nottingham, and the Hater of All! The other lands are in peril because of the first three. The last one is planning to approach the keep!

Most gasped a bit.

Scratch: You shall be handsomely rewarded, sir knight.

Bowser: (frowns) Yeah, how would you like to continue speaking like that without any teeth?!

Mr. Bump: But this is the way the olden days speak!!

Cartman: (shouts) We ride at once! And by "we", I mean you guys. I'll hold the fort.

Coconuts: (to himself) Wuss!

The drawbridge lever was pulled, causing the bridge to crush many people in front of it when it fell the wrong way.

Cartman: Oops!

He pulled the other rope, which flipped the bridge to the other side.

Cartman: I am sending you my best men with you. Now saddle up your trusty steeds.

He pointed to the ponies and Dazzlings.

Applejack: (glares) Now wait a sec!

Rainbow: We ain't steeds! We can talk like normal folks.

Twilight: Plus you're so fat, you could crush us!

Cartman: Yes, but YOU are the ones fighting! Just kick some ass for **** sake!!

Foxy: (frowns) Fine, but aye be rather hooking me hook on ye if ya continue yur ass remarks!

Later, out came most of the good guys, minus the wizards with the ones on horses holding lances and the Equestrians leading the way. Not too far, some figures in cloaks riding horses with Rigby worried.

Rigby: What's happening? And why am I enjoying it so much?

The lead dragon aimed the lance while on Twilight.

Spike: I always wanted to say this: Foul beast-bags! Meet thy doom!

Grounder: YEAH!!

However, Grounder's lance went down to the ground, tossing him upward as he screamed.

Grounder: AHHHH!!

After the crash was heard, the ones in cloaks looked up with the hoods removed, showing the familiar foes in Darthon form before the leader glanced at the group.

Foxy Loxy: Follow me.

As that was happening, the group noticed Sailor Solaris yelping, being impaled by the Darthon version of Freddy, whom chuckled. However, the bear was accidentally pierced (alongside Solaris) by the fox in sunglasses.

Freddy: Damn thee, Cajunous.

Foxy: (shocked) Freddy? Chica? Bonnie?

Baymax: Oh my.

Spike: (pause) Wait, where's the rest of the Freddy's crew?

Sailor Mars: Probably at the other places where the other groups are located at.

Sailor Moon: (notices) Julayla!! NOOOO!!

Freddy removed himself as did the cajun fox before the girl slumped to the ground, bleeding from her wounds before the dice dropped, rolling around as they noticed.

Chica: (gasps) The Die of Power! She's rolling it.

Bonnie: Oh, no!

Just then, the others blocked the villains with Grounder shouting.

Grounder: I'm back bab-(gasps) HOLY CRAP!!

The die rolled around a bit before it landed, showing a seven.

Voices in Die: (singing) Seven.

Just then, a magic scroll appeared before the 7th mode on the die showed the words.

Scratch: "Banish foes"?

Some: (smirks) Cool.

Mordecai: It was normally a piece of die for a crappy game.

Rigby: Maybe they improved or something.

Foxy Loxy: (panics) No! NOOOOO!!!

In an instant, the foes vanished from the area. At a swamp, the villains instantly appeared.

Bonnie: I got to say, I had no idea the Die of Power was so powerful.

Foxy Loxy: (snaps) Did you have any idea of THIS?!

He backhanded the rabbit as a hag noticed them.

Hag: Get out of my swamp, you kids!

Later that night, the group went through the forest with the wounded Julayla held.

Amy (TD): I can't believe I'm saying this, but that was really exciting. I've never felt so alive.

The girl coughed badly with blood coming out.

Amy (TD): What else can we slay? Is that a hobbit over there?

Nousagi: No, that's a hobo and a rabbit. But they're making a hobbit.

Most: Ick.

Sonata: So let's make a hobbit out of this!

A rimshot is heard as a snowball hits Sonata.

Sailor Moon: I don't know how much longer Julayla can handle. If she dies here, that means-

Sailor Jupiter: (worried) We have to find someone to heal them! Leonard, don't you have healing spells or potions?

Leonard: Sorry, but sadly that is not in my power.

Sailor Venus: (notices) Oh my gosh! (points) There's an outhouse!

She pointed to the outhouse nearby.

Coconuts: Hush! This be no outhouse, but the lair of the great wizard.

Some: Vitruvious?

Mr. Bump: That nasty crap monster of Poo Mountain?!

Coconuts: NOOO!!

Rigby: Darthon? But he's dead!!

Coconuts: It's NOT Darthon!!

He knocked on the door before the peep hole window showed the eyes.

Figure: Who is it?

The door opened up with the alternates confused while the Darthon cast bowed to the figure approaching.

Grounder: 'Tis I, Ironus.

Twilight: (roll eyes) Fine. We will play the language game. (speaks loudly) WE COME FAR SO THOU CAN HELP US IN OUR. THY CAN HELP?

Fluttershy: Eeep! Why are you shouting?!

Twilight: (normal voice) The Canterlot Voice, remember? Luna does it and it sounds appropriate here.

Most: (snaps) NOT SO LOUD!!

Twilight: Sorry.

Sailor Solaris: Guy, enough! I can't hold it in much longer!

Figure: Just a moment.

The door was closed.

Scratch: Ick. Methinks the wizard be casting a powerful spell, indeed.

Sailor Mars: Was that Dr. Nefario, though?

After a zipper was heard, the door opened, showing the interior changed from an outshouse into a room with a fireplace.

Twilight: Tis a mystery why thy is able to do this.

Rainbow: So you're doing the Canterlot Voice, but softly?

Twilight: (normal voice) As long as the volume is up, it can work, right?

The one in wizard garb bowed as he led the group inside where a familiar wolf and fox in vest, unconscious on the floor, were lying on the ground while the blindfolded Justitia glared at the two, holding a bottle similar to the Alcofix.

Nefario: Come in! Come in!

Later, the dice was shown as the wizard glanced.

Nefario: (glancing) Yes. 'Tis a powerful object in both our worlds. If you failed to destroy it in yours, perhaps you were brought here that you might have a second chance.

Fluttershy: So, this land is real?

Nefario: Oh, dreadfully real. If you die here, you'll really be dead. But instead of science, we believe in crazy hocus-pocus. It's like Kansas.

Rigby: Ugh.

Mordecai: God help us.

Nefario: Dis a sad day when our ally, the Bald One, is captured along with the Little Ones. A good ally, the Bald One is.

Rigby: (blinks) Is he talking about Gru...or Lex Luthor?

Sailor Mercury: I hope it's Gru.

Shovel Knight: Who has taken them?

Nefario: Someone who works for the Order of No Quarter. Other allies are needed in your quest if you help save the other lands.

Sailor Venus: We've dealt with worse, so count on us.

Justitia: Perhaps Nousagi, the genie, and I should remain here and-

Nefario: Trust me, they will need all the help they can get.

Justitita: Son of a...

Pinkie: Ah ah! No swearing.

Twilight: So um...

Nefario: Greynef. The world of Darthon's troubles began hundreds or perhaps millions of years ago.

Rigby: Ugh, no! Don't care!!

A giant book was placed down before most looked into it.

Bowser: By the way, can we roast the fat mutt and crappy sidekick of his while you're talking?

Sailor Mercury: Bowser! We'd be just as bad as them if we do so!

Bowser: And I should care why?

As the old man spoke next, the map in the book was shown as he pointed.

Nefario: As I was saying: Deep in the Geysers of Iwata, far beyond the other kingdoms of Darthon we can easily get to, a sinister warlord and cruel alchemists injection-molded the Dice of Power from the living plastic.

It then showed a lava area where a mold maker of a sort split apart, showing some items before the unseen figure laughed cruelly before yelping from tossing the dice around.

Figure: Damn, these are hot.

It then showed the book with the unseen figure in shadows.

Rigby: Huh, so that's it. We have enemies in our universe, too.

Sailor Mars: There are a few currently that are cruel: Pinky, Hater, Brevon, Mogul, and Peepers.

Sailor Venus: Still, I hope some of our missing friends in this world are okay.

Phage: Plus with Fidget going around panicking, IF he retains his memory, he'll most likely end up being a monster or some other corrupt more pathetic version of himself.

Nefario: Now as I was saying-

Foxy: (snaps) Enough! Hey, we need to be going!

Nefario: Hey, zip it! Don't interrupt!

Mr. Bump: Let us be off, old one, or ye shall face thy wrath of...

Mr. Bump holds up a yellow bear with a purple hat and tie.

Mr. Bump: Fredbear!!!!

Most: Gah!!

Twilight: Where did you get that?!

Mr. Bump: I always have him! He talks to me, is one of my closest friends since my injury.

Nefario: Am I interrupting something?! I think I am...

He glanced at a picture of what seemed to be Pinky on the book.

Nefario: Now as I was saying, the warlord was rumored to have spawned a woman he thought was never conceived. However, his daughter had recently gone missing.

Foxy's eyes, with eyepatch lifted, widened as he saw the photo of the vixen (though unseen by us) as he touched it with his left hand.

Foxy: (sounding different) It's her...my beloved is alive and not dead...at least in this world.

Sonik: Huh? What are you talking about?

The former animatronic quickly shook it off before speaking.

Foxy: (pirate talk) Sorry, somethin' bout this picture...it's doin' something 'ta me head.

Nefario: Anyway, the warlord is not the only one you must be cautious and weary of...for a greater evil MAY still be upon us.

Sir Emblem: Visaru?

Some: (confused) Who?

Sir Emblem: (pause) I have no idea why I just said that.

Mr. Bump leans, listening.

Mr. Bump: Oh, Fredbear said that Visaru is a terrible wicked lycan creature. Don't ask me how he knows. He's smart! He's even been to the moon!

Bowser Jr.: (frowns) Hey, zip it, bear!!

Nefario: The warlord and his villains have gained four of the other rabbits from Insanityland alongside these fellows taken to the dark side.

The page was turned, showing the seven Harveys of Insanityland alongside the familiar former animatronics from before.

Mr. Bump: Look, Fredbear! It's some of your pals! Except they aren't plushies but are big robots!

Miss Calamity: For some reason, they look more organic like Foxy when we encountered them.

Nefario: Well I say curse to them and those that would go to the dark side! All who is evil and not good with a bed! Literally, the fat fox can't even make up his own bed without forcing people to do so.

Rigby: Oh I know that feeling. I tend to be messy and not make up my bed either.

Mordecai: And that's why you always ended up on the dark side.

Nefario: Sadly, I was once a lowly servant to him.

(Flashback)

It then showed the past with the fat fox fixing his cape.

Nefario's Voice: Yes, I was once a lowly advisor and escort to his daughter.

It showed the old man, looking a bit younger though still with glasses, playing music with the unseen vixen listening.

Nefario's Voice: I was blinded by loyalty and later, scorpion venom.

Some venom was sprayed to his glasses.

Nefario: (panics) I'm blind!

(End Flashback)

Nefario: Afterwards, his daughter vanished for 3 long years when she heard his plan to burn a village with families within.

Justitia: (Harvey's voice) Damn, even I have standards.

Foxy: And where she be now?

Nefario: According to the rumors...somewhere in either Nottingham OR Hyrule.

Mr. Bump: (to the plush) Wow, Foxy must be having a crush on her.

Mr. Bump pauses to listen, looking a bit puzzled.

Mr. Bump: Whatcha mean she could be the reincarnation of his wife? Fredbear, how do you even know this?

Bowser Jr.: Argh! And I thought Jonny was stupid thinking that Plank was alive!

A brick hit him.

Bowser Jr.: Agh!!

Nefario: The true evil, however, has one weakness. The foes put too much of its power into this.

He pointed to the dice on the table.

Nefario: The generalissimo of dice.

Grounder: Well, bite my shiny metal face.

He slammed his face against the die, though it only bent his nose with the die remaning clean and unscratched.

Grounder: You win this time, dice!

He bent his drill nose back.

Grounder: Ow.

Nousagi: Don't be foolish, Ironus. If you had paid attention in freshman alchemy, instead of frequenting the bawdyhouse, you'd know there's only one way to destroy it. In the boiling plastic from which it was molded.

Sailor Venus: Like that machine that makes wax lions at the zoo?

Nousagi: (confused) I be confused. What is a zoo?

Nefario: Quiet, you. We must infiltrate the Geysers of Iwata, the impenetrable stronghold of the warlord.

Coconuts: (glances) Let me see...

He turned the pages, showing the map of the world of Darthon, starting to become worried.

Coconuts: Crap! Impossible. Impossible, I say.

Sailor Mercury: No, Kongo. It isn't. For we maintain one advantage: the element of surprise.

Phage: Unless Hater or the others have a way of knowing our every move.

Unknown to most, the fainted figure of glowing eyes glared at where they were while laughing quietly.

Shovel Knight: The question is...how to reach them.

Nefario: We will have to go through the other kingdoms in order to reach the Geysers.

Amy (TD): Why did they name it after a Nintendo President?

Many of them looked down a bit.

Mr. Bump: Yes, Fredbear. It's a sad when a man dies like that.

Nefario: Right...and trust me...you will need as many allies as you can get.

Rigby: I know one thing!!

He rose his staff as he turned around.

Rigby: We don't need the douche and turd and they need to die-

However, the familiar paws held the staff, trying to stop him.

Rigby: Augh! You're awake! How much did you turds hear?

Welch: Enough 'ta know that even we find that warlord more horrifying than the fat man from the south abusin' the whimp who can't catch a rabbit.

Br'er Fox: (snaps) SHUT UP!! 'De warlord IS Pinky!!

Mr. Bump: He must be defeated! Sercond command Fredbear commands it!

Bowser Jr.: (annoyed) I am not following a teddy bear!

Mr. Bump: Awww, you hurt his feelings.

Spike Wolf: (annoyed) Me either! Not unless there's food involved.

Sailor Mars: (anger mark) That's what keeps you getting into trouble, ya glutton!

Shovel Knight: Sorry, but I am on my own quest...the Enchantress has someone I know.

Mr. Bump: He's not done yet. He told me that he MUST be defeated...but we're gonna need some help.

Sailor Mercury: I'm a bit worried. Wouldn't having Spike, Welch, AND the Harveys cause some problems in all of this?

Nefario: That's why I have a spell to assist you in your quests, but first...

He showed a strange colored ring.

Nefario: Those that are in need of power, touch this ring.

Spike: (shudders) That hasn't been from the outhouse, has it?

Nefario: The Chaos Ring is going to grant you weapons and powers you need on your quests!

Bowser: (smirks) Yes! I'm in!

Most: (randomly) Me too! Come on! Give me something!!

Nefario: Hang on! Hang on!! I have to set you up with it, but you have to stay still when it does.

Foxy: Why should-

The ring instantly glowed, hitting the beam on most with most glowing. After a few moments, Miss Calamity noticed four similar collars to the Harveys with concern.

Miss Calamity: Huh? Why did these appear?

Nefario: These will enable you to not only outlogic the rabbit demon like these three have, but also ensure that their logic powers never be put to use again.

As Nefario took one, two of the members took the other two collars.

Justitia: (bitterly) You're welcome!

Nefario: (smirks) Anyway, I think now is time to use my spell to teleport...though it may cause a split of three.

Sailor Moon: If it does, let's meet at the (points to the map) Viridian Woods.

Nefario: Right. Now be ready to-

Sir Emblem: Wait, what about Julayla? She's still injured and will die!!

Sailor Venus: Good question.

However, Courage screamed as he pointed to something.

Courage: AHHHHHH!!!

They looked as they saw, to their horror, the almost dead girl was lifted upward by a dark aura.

Sir Emblem: No, Julayla!!

Nousagi: Wait, what's happening to her?

Nefario: She's being captured by the dark forces!

Leonard: Let me cast the spell! I know one that could save her! TELEPORTUS EXTRODANOUS!!

Scarlett: No, that's the wrong-

Just then, the others screamed as they were lifted with the Senshi grabbing girl before they instantly vanished. Afterwards, everyone else instantly vanished, then split to three. At a castle area, Scarlett's group instantly appeared before they looked confused. At a forest, Shovel Knight's group appeared near a clearing at a forest. Near the eternal spring forest, the familiar ponies and dragon crashed to the ground. Inside a different area, the dumb bots' group appeared with them hung by the trees, much to Coconuts' annoyance.

Coconuts: (to Leonard/dryly) Nice work, idiot.

Narrator: What has been going on? Where have they landed? And will we see how their own stories within this story eventually? Stay tuned for the aftermath.

(End of Chapter 6)