KNS: Clubhouse of Horror 26 3

(Act 3)

(Segment 3: Mind Readers of Glory)

At a field of a sort, as a camera was shown, a familiar figure spoke through it, looking at the woodlands.

Isabella: I see a Yellow Monarch, a Woodland Skipper. I see-

Just then, she noticed Ferb with Baljeet and Phineas pretending to sword fight with sticks.

Isabella: (annoyed) You know, we have been hiking for hours and you haven't spotted a single butterfly.

Ferb: (confused) We're looking for butterflies???

Phineas: Butterflies? I thought we were hunting owls. Besides, those owls need to move deeper into the forest. And anyway, even if we were, we'd rather nature take its course and let the butterflies come to us.

He pointed to his spray can.

Phineas: After all, nothing attracts butterflies like the sweet smelling spray Ferb and I made.

Isabella: Oh Phineas, I don't think those butterflies would come that way.

Ferb: TELL US WHERE YOU ARE, JOSH!

Phineas: No, Ferb, we' aren't doing Blair Witch. And it's not even dark.

Isabella: And we don't know anyone named Josh!

Phineas: By the way, look what Ferb found.

The green hair boy showed a hangar with sleeping owls, making her yelp in shock, causing her to accidentally hit Baljeet with the camera.

Baljeet: (backing away) Ow, my face!

Just then, Baljeet fell through a hole nearby.

Baljeet: WHOA!!

The boys looked below with concern.

Baljeet's Voice: Don't worry, the hole isn't very deep. Oh, wait, I'm on a ledge.

Just then, the ledge was heard breaking along with Baljeet's screaming. After a few moments, breath gasping was heard before splashing was also heard.

Baljeet's Voice: AHHH! Oh, God, everything is moist and moving!

Phineas looked concerned, starting to depart with Ferb.

Isabella: (annoyed) Boys!

Phineas: What? We're going home to my chest to find our climbing gear and lower the rope.

Isabella: We don't have time, Phineas!

Phineas: At least I'm pitching.

Isabella: We got to save him!

Phineas: We really shouldn't go down there without protective gear, but okay, Isabella. Just follow me and Ferb with the camera, all right? 'Cause the important thing these days is everything must be on film.

All three hopped downward, sliding down the long tunnel, passing by a skeleton similar to Fred Flintstone before they splashed into the mud.

Isabella: (disgusted) Ewww.

Baljeet: Okay, guys. My notes are somewhere in that pulsing ooze.

He pointed to the green ooze nearby.

Baljeet: (seriously) Now each grab one ankle while I dive in!

He prepared to dig in with Isabella looking at the camera.

Isabella: We have to be careful, Baljeet. There's no telling what that stu-(gasps) Phineas, what are you doing!?

She pointed to Phineas looking at the goop he held.

Phineas: What?

Isabelle: You don't know what that stuff is doing to you!

Phineas: Oh, it's just the same junk those guys who work for nuclear brings home from work.

Ferb: I don't know where Perry gets that stuff that is marked "Property of Doofenshmirtz on it."

He pointed to many toxic waste barrels with the ooze spilling out. As he spoke next, just as Baljeet got out some papers that were wet, a big bubble of ooze began rising.

Phineas: To us Flynns, this green goop is mother's-

Just then, the bubble burst, causing the camera to lose feedback. A bit later, the familiar four, out of the hole, groaned with Phineas noticing something wrong.

Phineas: (gasps) Where are my owls? They aren't ready yet for today!

He darted off with Ferb, groaning, following. Baljeet groaned and awoke before both he and Isabella started floating a bit.

Baljeet: Oh, man, am I looking at a nosebleed!

Both rose with Isabella awakening and realizing.

Isabella: (gasps) Oh my gosh! (grins) Somehow, the radioactive explosion gave us the power to move things with our intellect.

She moved the camera right side up a bit before the flowers were telekenetically flown by Baljeet.

Baljeet: "I'm Sorry" flowers for the lady?

Isabella grinned, laughing before looking at the cloud, forming from her mind which read "Thank you".

Baljeet: Hmmm, I wonder...

He looked at Phineas and Ferb arriving back.

Baljeet: Boys, what powers did your brain give you?

Phineas: Actually, Ferb and I didn't get powers. That spray to attract butterflies? It prevented us from being mutated.

Ferb sadly shrugged.

Phineas: We don't need any pity fly either, thanks very much.

Baljeet: Who said I was gonna give you that flight?

As Baljeet played with a rock in the air, Isabella looked concerned.

Isabella: (gulps) You know, we can't tell anyone about this.

Phineas: Yeah. There are going to be lab tests and scientists.

Baljeet: Do we get to wear those paper gowns? (worried) I have heard that it's a dress that boys can wear. AND it is not made of cotton.

The three groaned. Later, a montage was shown as it showed Isabella in gym with Sylvia Zoi as the teacher glancing at the girl failing to climb the rope. She marked an "F" on her score, looking at the rain. All while Isabella used her telekenetic power to go to the top, clinging to the ropes like she climbed it. Sylvia gasped, noticing as Isabella slid down, amazing Sylvia before marking the score to an "A". Later, it showed Baljeet being wedgied by the familiar bully whom chuckled.

Buford: Wedgie!

The boy smirked, flying and tossing Buford toward an active volcano.

Buford: (quickly/falling) This is not a proportional punishment!

Baljeet: It is to me!

Later, Phineas finished spray painting on the wall with Ferb. Isabella noticed the words "Doofenschmirtz is a Weenie" before using her power to change the words to "winner", causing the annoyed boys to be flung into detention where Terrence noticed the boys, slapping them. All while Kurata noticed the wall writing as he frowned.

Kurata: Hmm, somebody misspelled "wiener."

He erased the extra "n", then replaced it with his own pen marked "e", chuckling cruelly.

Kurata: Even I know he's a wiener.

Later, Isabella was using her powers to use her instruments to make an orchestra play. At that moment, Irving with Candace and Stacy entered, gasping in shock at what they saw.

Stacy: Holy cow!

Candace: I knew it! Busting levels of meddling!

Irving: Isabella!!

The instruments fell to the ground with Isabella looking shocked.

Irving: This is not good. The Musicians Union does not allow this! You know this is an ASCAP household. God gave you this power for good, not jazz, and-

Candace: Ungh! You're missing the point! This has Phineas and Ferb written all over it.

She dialed the phone before speaking on the phone.

Candace: Mom, Phineas and Ferb gave their friends telekenetic powers and-(realizes) What the-!? A voice mail!? (hangs up) UNGH!!

Just then, the house began rumbling as they yelped. Later, outside the house, the four with Phineas and Ferb watched as Baljeet was using manholes along with Numbah 363, Buford, and Vicky as whack a moles with the giant mallet. Baljeet only grinned with pride.

Baljeet: The 'House always wins! I even got my parents back together after their squandering yesterday!

He pointed to a fused couple nearby.

Mother: Even now I don't feel close to you.

Father: Neither do I!

Baljeet: And Mr. Bounce is obviously enjoying his many arms.

He pointed to Mr. Bounce floating with extra arms.

Mr. Bounce: Ah, finally I can tend to all my store children.

At that moment, he yelped, noticing the many arms Ace pointing guns at him.

Ace: Yo loser, hands up.

Phineas: What do you think, Ferb?

Ferb: (ponders) Hmm, Baljeet has gone mad with power. Frankly, I thought it wouldn't take this long.

Baljeet only snatched the camera with a grin.

Baljeet: Everything's coming up Baljeet!

He moved his arms, causing the ground with Baljeet-shaped headstones to rise up as everyone quickly ran. Afterward, Baljeet gathered many people, forming them all to shape like his head.

Baljeet: Ha-ha-ha-ha! Nothing can stop me now!

Just then, purple lightning made him yelp and destroyed the stones, causing the people to be flung away. Then, Baljeet was struck down, causing him to fall to the ground, groaning.

Stacy: (grins) Nicely done, Isabella.

Isabella: (concerned) I didn't do it.

Candace: Then I want to know who did so I can bust them!

Phineas: It isn't me or Ferb. (realizes) Hey, where's Perry?

Unknown to them, the familiar platypus held a radioactive rod as he, donning his hat, growled his usual growl. As the "Twinkle Twinkle" song was heard, the platypus then noticed some troubles, floating and using telekenetic powers with the stolen radio tower and three objects to be brought. Perry then noticed something, using the rod. It then showed the road where a man named Pecos Bill on his horse rode off, causing his clothing to be changed. It then showed where Bubsgonzola was rampaging the destroyed city.

Bubs: ROAAAAAR!

Just then, Bubs changed to a familiar goofy orange dinosaur whom grinned and hugged a tower.

Baloney: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Oh Matthew Broderick, you are yummy dum-dum in that '98 film, unlike Bubsie and everyone else who thinks you're a has-been because of that movie that bombed!

The man named Matthew in the tower, upon hearing it, screamed and jumped out of the tower to his death, unknown to Baloney.

Baloney: I wuv you too!

Then, an anvil came crashing down on him, squishing him flat. In France, Daffy approached Le Quack near a vespa glancing at some stolen diamonds, unknown to the black feathered duck whom looked through his "French for Fools" book.

Daffy: Excuse me, uh, Ou est Le Eiffel Tower?

The French duck glowed a bit before Le Quack slightly smirked.

Le Quack: Ah, I appreciate that you are trying to learn our language.

Daffy: (to camera) Wow, it was THAT easy?

That night, back at Perry's home, the platypus yawned, then removed his hat and finally out came a happy sun with rainbows in the sky. Meanwhile, at the familair Armada ship, the familiar aliens, watching the Earth, looked annoyed.

Red: (frowns) Once again we just have a cameo.

Purple: (yelps) Don't complain or they'll put us in 4x3.

Just then, the sides of the scene squished flat a bit.

Purple: (panics) Aah, they're doing it! No!

Red: Just 'cause it looks like Clubhouse 4 doesn't MAKE it Clubhouse 4!!

(ED: Dame by You Izumi)