Demons Inc: The Company Play

A/N: Here's the play set in the Demons Inc world. Hope you like it.

Demons Inc: The Company Play

At the familiar scenery, Bowser looked meekly as Snake hid Chibi Chibi behind himself as the crowd watched.

Bowser: Oh, hey. We're rehearsing a-a scene for the upcoming company play called uh, "Put That Thing Back Where It Came From Or So Help Me". It's a musical.

He chuckled a bit nervously before he began motioning the others to "bum" with his singing.

Bowser: (singing) Put that thing back where it came from or so help me
Get that thing away, you guys

They began to dance a bit.

Bowser: (singing) Put that thing back where it came from
Or I'll poke myself in the eye

They posed a bit.

Bowser: Ahem. It's a work in progress, but it's gonna get better.

Some time later, at a stage area, it showed Snake, dressed in his best, coming to the spotlight near the curtain marked "Demons Inc. Company Players" before clearing his throat.

Snake: Ahem. Ladiesss and gentlemen. Welcome to thisss year's company play. Ssstarring, written, and directed-

Bowser's Voice: Pssst. And produced.

Snake: Oh right, and produccced by Bowssser-

Then, the spotlight quickly moved away as Snake groaned.

Snake: Oh.

He finally departed as the crowd watching applauded a bit. Then, as piano music was heard, the curtain lifted up, showing the fake background as Bowser and crew began dancing with Bowser leading.

Bowser: (singing) Put that thing back where it came from or so help me

Most: (singing) So help me!

Bowser: (singing) So help me get by

Mr. Bump "bum" a bit as the company actors sang as well.

All: (singing) Put that thing back where it came from or so help me
So help me

Bowser: (singing/sliding) I just gotta cry

Later, a CDA usher motioned a demon to his seat.

CDA: (points) Your seat is right over there, sir.

On the play, it showed the fake restaurant with the Boo wearing fake wig popping out of the bag.

Boo: BOO!

Namine screeched as Bowser hopped to the table.

Bowser: (singing) There's a child, there's a child,
There's a human child

The actors jumped and yelped a bit.

Mr. Nervous: Oh no!!

Most ran off with the Boo chasing them.

Bowser: (singing) Running 'round the restaurant,
This is really wrong

As he continued, many items were knocked down.

Bowser: (singing) What in heaven's name will become of us

Namine: AHHH!!

Bowser: (singing) We who are living in this metropolis!

Then, the background with lights were knocked down, making him meek. Later, as Frankie continued playing the piano, it showed the scene of Bowser tied to the chair with Donald holding a pipe with Goofy trying to hold it.

Donald: (to Bowser) Okay, Koopa, tell us where the kid is!!

Crowd: BOOOO!!! HISS!!

Bowser: (turns away) I will never talk! NEVER!!

Later, it showed Bowser in a lonely spotlight, sitting on a chair as he held the mic.

Bowser: (singing) She's out of our hair

A few whistled and clapped a bit.

Bowser: (singing) And just when I dared to care

Voice: WHOO!!

Bowser: (singing) She's says "Au contrair"
You're my pair of friends
I love you

All while in the audience, Wade was weeping before Roy slapped him.

Roy: Keep it together!

Later, it showed the final scene of the play with the Boo tossed through the door.

All: (singing) And so we put that kid back where she came from

The door was closed before the Boo peeked.

All: (singing) And she helped us to find a better tomorrow, today!!

The crowd applauded wildly as the music finished.

Bowser: (grins) Thank you. What a night (points) for my son and Kooplings to be in the audience, ladies and germs.

Down below, eight koopalings holding "Bowser Fans" items named Larry, Roy, Morton Jr., Ludwig, Wendy, Iggy, Lemmy, and Bowser Jr. waved.

Bowser: The Koopalings and Junior!!

A few hollered with the koopalings whistling.

Bowser: (waves) Thank you, Shinjuku! (blows a kiss) Mwah!!

Mr. Bump: Ewww, do that to Namine when you get home.

Bowser: (glares) You, shut it.

The End