Cyber Hearts Omake 13

A/N: Takes place after Ep 14.

Cyber Hearts Omake 13: Bloo's Midnight Snack

One evening, the alarm for 12:00 AM set off, making Bloo quickly wake up and hit the alarm quickly. He yawned a bit, then grinned.

Bloo: (grins) All right! It's time for my midnight snack-a-roo!

He then quickly got up, leaving the sleeping Mac behind as he walked out of the cell room. As he walked to where the kitchen was, Bloo looked serious.

Bloo: Dookie better refill the fridge or I'm gonna do to him like I did last night!

(Flashback)

In Dooku's room, Bloo was using a marker. Bloo then grinned as he looked at Dooku, who now had a drawing with a clown face on it.

Bloo: Ha! Perfect!

Dooku then awoke as he saw Bloo snickering.

Dooku: Blooregard, what are you smiling about?

Bloo: He-he. Oh, nothing. But I wouldn't go near a mirror if I were you.

He then quickly got away. After three seconds, the voice of Dooku was heard screaming all over the ship.

Dooku: AHHHH!!!

Bloo: Sweet!

(End Flasback)

Inside the kitchen, Bloo opened the fridge as he looked around.

Bloo: Now, let's see. Ice cream? Cookies? Potatoes?

He then smiled as he looked at the package.

Bloo: Yes! Hot dogs!

He then took the package of hot doge, trying to open it. Bloo used his teeth, but it only caused the package to bounce back to him.

Bloo: (frowns) That's it. Time to knife this sucker.

He then jumped to where the knives were placed as he tried reaching them. Bloo then grabbed the knife at the bottom, only to cause the knife set to tip over as the sharp objects headed to Bloo.

Bloo: AHHH!!!

The knives missed him, hitting the floors and one of them landed on the package of weenies.

Bloo: (notices) Well, that was easy enough.

He then took the package with the knife on it and placed it in the microwave.

Bloo: Now, how does Frankie do it? Oh yeah...I think it needs about 30 minutes.

He then placed the numbers in, then tapped the start button, but nothing was happening. He kept pushing it, but still nothing happened. He then grabbed a knife and stabbed the microwave.

Bloo: Take that!

Then, the microwave malfunctioned as it opened and hit Bloo, sending him to a pile of blue goop.

Bloo: Oof!

Then, the microwave shot out two hot dogs as they hit the cupboard, making a piece of the cooking utensil, a strainer hit Bloo's head as he was getting out.

Bloo: Ow!

The can with Bloo tipped over, covering Bloo again. Then, the hot dogs landed on the toaster as Bloo wobbly tried looking where he was going.

Bloo: Oh gosh!

The toaster was becoming jumpy as Bloo ran to the bottom cabinet and hit it, making the can he was in come off.

Bloo: Ow.

Then, the toaster fell on Bloo's lap as he yelped and screamed, making the toaster be tossed in the sink filled with water. That was when the power went out as he frowned.

Bloo: Oh man!

Then, he went over to the circuit breaker as he spoke.

Bloo: Stupid ship power! Can't even cook hot dogs!

He then turned it on as he noticed the static in the water. Bloo then gulped as the toaster came to life, heading to Bloo.

Bloo: Whoa!

He then screamed as he held onto the toaster, colliding with just about everything. Bloo was having a hard time trying to hang on.

Bloo: Gah! Ahhh!

Bloo then opened his eyes as he noticed a row of white doors.

Bloo: Huh?

Then, one of the doors opened as he saw a row of agents.

Bloo: Agent Smiths from the Matrix?!

He and the toaster collided with a few, then flew off as he passed a flying man in black.

Bloo: Hey, Neo. WHOAAAA!!

He closed his eyes once more. Then, he opened them once more as he saw himself flying toward a man in black.

Man: Luke-

Bloo and the toaster then collided with him, knocking him out. Bloo kept screaming as he saw himself out in space.

Bloo: How I got out in space while breathing, I'll never know! Author, help me out here!

Then, he collided with the giant sphere-like ship and it exploded. Then, Bloo and the toaster landed back in the Invisible Hand. Then, he was back in the kitchen as he went through a "Congratulations Hacker" cake, making it become flat. Bloo kept screaming as he held on.

Bloo: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

Finally, he and the toaster crashed into the fridge, finally stopping. Bloo then got out as he groaned, then screamed in agony.

Bloo: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!

He then used the knife and slashed the mustard, but due to his stupidity of some cold things being left too long in the fridge, it exploded to him, making Bloo look more mustard-yellow a bit with the mess. Then, Frankie with a flashlight came as she groaned.

Frankie: Bloo...

She then picked up the packet of weenies. Then, the sound of the microwave was heard until finally Bloo saw Frankie placing down a plate with a hot dog.

Frankie: Here! I hope you choke!

She then left as Bloo grinned.

Bloo: Finally!

He then ate his hot dog. When he finished, he passed by a mirror, looking at his reflection. He then grinned wickedly.

Bloo: This gives me a very wicked idea...

Later that night, the sound of Bloo making like a squeaking door was heard as the door opened with a familiar blob full of yellow-mustard all over himself with evil shades. He then jumped up as he looked at the sleeping cyborg.

Bloo: (whispers) Hey, Grievie...

Grievous woke up, then gasped as he screamed so loud, the ship had his voice echoing and waking everyone.

Grievous: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

(End of Omake 13)