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Bumpstar: Mr. Cheese vs Little Girl

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Bumpstar Runner: Mr. Cheese vs Little Girl

The logo was shown while creepy organ music was heard. In a field, Suzie in a skeleton costume sat on a box next to a bubbling cauldron.

Suzie: Trick or treat!

Just then, the familiar cheese, dressed in his vampire garb, swooped in.

Mr. Cheese: Boogidy-boogidy! I'll scare your pants!

Suzie: Hey, Cheesie?

Mr. Cheese: Hi, Little Girl!

It cut to the two looking in the cauldron.

Mr. Cheese: What're you doing on the Halloween?

Suzie: Um, you dress up as...costumes, like, scary stuff...or, not scary stuff.

Mr. Cheese: Like a bowler?

It cut to the two a bit later.

Suzie: (concerned) Do you know the secret ingredients in my potion?

Mr. Cheese: What is it?

Suzie: (whispers) Dry ice.

Mr. Cheese: I think that just killed the magic!

It cut to the two with her motioning.

Suzie: So when it stops bubbling, that means it's ready to poison the dragons!

Mr. Cheese: Poison the dragons!

Suzie: Yeah-

Mr. Cheese: That sounds like a heavy metal album!

The cover of the Talent Suckers was shown.

Suzie: (nods) Yep.

It cut to her knocking near him.

Suzie: Knock knock.

Mr. Cheese: Who's there?

Suzie: Vampire.

Mr. Cheese: Vampire who?

Suzie: Vampires are dumb!

A pause was seen while cricket noises were heard before he zoomed at her face.

Mr. Cheese: (screeches) How many times do we have to do this?!

Miss Naughty's Voice: Until I say so otherwise! Bwa ha ha ha!

He zoomed back a bit.

Suzie: (glances) My parents cut down the sugar a little bit.

Mr. Cheese: I can understand! (screeching) I could use a little cutback myself!

It cut to the girl screaming and lunging at the cheese, whom screamed back. Suzie broke out in laughter a bit.

Mr. Cheese: You're freaking me out, kid!

He swooped away before it cut to the cheese speaking.

Mr. Cheese: I was losing control!

Suzie: (laughs) You're funny.

Mr. Cheese: You're pretty quaint! Let's do a Wacky Delly commercial, okay? With Mr. Cheese and the dead kid!

It cut to the two singing while the marshmallow commercial music was heard.

Mr. Cheese: Hey, Little Girl. What's your favorite thing about Wacky Delly Malloweens?

A cut was seen as she spoke.

Suzie: The orange one is my favorite color, and the black one isn't.

Mr. Cheese: Yeah? (glances) That's not very good advertising!

It cut once more with her motioning.

Suzie: Yeah! And they're definitely like...(grips her stomach) water.

Mr. Cheese: Yeah-he-heah. Our marshmallows are just like water! Wacky Delly Malloweens.

As he spoke next, the logo he spoke of which was cartoon blood covered the screen with the bag.

Mr. Cheese: Why ever drink again?

It then cut back to the two.

Suzie: Zombies aren't real.

Mr. Cheese: No?

Suzie: No.

Mr. Cheese: What about me?

Suzie: Um, talking marshmallows aren't real, but you—you're real to me.

Mr. Cheese: Really?

Suzie: Yep.

It cut to the two once more.

Suzie: Whenever I'm bad at school and I don't get Halloween, I just pass out candy.

Mr. Cheese: I just pass out!

He made a squishy sound effect as he sunk to the floor.

Suzie: No! No. Noooooo!

She began crying with fake tears. Then, an original orange background with the "end" text was shown.

"end"

A bit later, Mr. Bump whom arrived noticed Suzie removing her hood, shocking the bandaged Mr. Man.

Mr. Bump: Wait a minute you're a little goil! I thought you was a little ghoul.

Suzie: I am.

Mr. Bump: Like Ghouls 'n Ghosts.

Suzie: I....

Mr. Bump: But you're just a little goil.

Suzie: Yup.

Mr. Bump: Not a ghoul.

End
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JusSonic's avatar
Freaky but good.