Bumpstar: Costume Commercial

Bumpstar Runner: Costume Commercial

In a gray background, as the logo spoken was shown, many ghosts were seen in the background while bland music played.

Boring Announcer's Voice: (quietly/monotonously) "Introducing" "all new" "Bumpstar Runner Halloween Costumes and Products". Do not ask me to speak up again because this is as loud as I'm gonna get. If you don't like it, you can find someone-

Just then, the screen abruptly changed to an animated version with orange background and a gold star in effect in the center while another voice spoke the words that were shown.

Excited Announcer's Voice: (enthusiastically) Introducing all new Bumprun Hitter Halloween Costumes & Products! Choose from all your favorites!

It then showed three poorly constructed masks of three familiar figures.

Excited Announcer's Voice: Bowser! Mr. Bump! Garfield!

Then a cheap pullover with Mr. Bump's bandages was shown with the words being shown.

Excited Announcer's Voice: Each comes with its own authentic, "cheap", "costume-ish" "pullover"!

It then cut to Bowser Jr. approaching the front door, noticing Mr. Bump dressed in a cheap Moe Syzlak costume similar to the displays from earlier.

Mr. Bump: (holds a bag/expectantly) Candy!

Bowser Jr.: (cynically) Oh, hello, neighborhood kid. Let's see who you're dressed as this year.

He glanced at him.

Bowser Jr.: Hmmm...crappy plastic Moe mask—

Mr. Bump: (shakes his sides) Yeah...

Bowser Jr.: —and a crappier plastic apron with a picture of Moe on it that says "Moe!" on it.

Mr. Bump: Mm-hmm! Just like Moe all the time wears! (grins) Picture of his self on his self!

Bowser Jr.: (frowns) Yeah, you're not getting any candy from me.

He slammed the door shut, walking away.

Mr. Bump: (from outside) Thanks, Mrs. Jankroe!

It then cut to a pink version of the animated background.

Excited Announcer's Voice: And for the "ladies", don't forget the new, "authentic Miss Calamity costume"!

The bikini theme of Miss Calamity was shown.

Excited Announcer's Voice: Oh, wait.

A novelty devil tail was shown with it.

Excited Announcer's Voice: Almost...

Finally, cat ears were shown.

Excited Announcer's Voice: (satisfied) There we go!

Then, it showed Miss Calamity glaring, looking offended a bit.

Miss Calamity: This is so offensive...(gleefully) that it's not really offensive anymore! (bats her eyes) I'll take twelve!

Excited Announcer's Voice: Woo! You dang right!

It then cut to night where it showed a street sign of Larry Koopa emptying his bag of candy.

Excited Announcer's Voice: And for the trick-or-treating-impaired, check out...

It then showed what it said while the head of Larry was shown.

Excited Announcer's Voice: ...Larry's line of SAFE-T LOSE-R accessories!

Larry: (looks at the words) Hey, that's not what I named-

It quickly cut to a flier of an angry, overprotective mom named Chi Chi with a fussing boy named Gohan dressed as a 12 Times a Day Man holding his bucket.

Excited Announcer's Voice: (interrupting) Mom not overprotective enough?

It then cut to Larry in the field.

Excited Announcer's Voice: Just add this discreet reflector...

A huge street blockade and reflector appeared with the "Deleted" buzzer heard.

Excited Announcer's Voice: ...to any costume.

Larry: Whoa!

Excited Announcer's Voice: And never worry about getting accidentally run down by...

As he spoke next, a shot of a figure was shown before the music became creepy with the eyes glowing.

Excited Announcer's Voice: ...Alejandro's older brother, Jose, ever again!

As it continued, the screen darkened, making Jose frightening while the disclaimer was shown.

Excited Announcer's Voice: Side effects may include getting intentionally run down by Alejandro's older brother.

It then showed another street sign of Larry getting pelted by eggs.

Excited Announcer's Voice: Plagued by Halloween eggings?

It then showed Larry in the field.

Excited Announcer's Voice: Fool 'em every time with this...

Then, a pancho with eggs shown was placed on him.

Excited Announcer's Voice: Deluxe decoy poncho!

The familiar two peeked while the koopa kid shouted.

Bowser Jr.: Light him up, Garfield!

Garfield: Right, kid.

He showed the eggs before the two noticed Larry.

Bowser Jr.: (disappointed) Aw, never mind. (points to Larry) Looks like somebody already got him...with a...bunch of fried eggs.

Finally, it cut to one more street sign of Larry with a long shadow with the words "STAYING AT HOME TO "HELP" MOM & DAD GIVE OUT TREATS" attached.

Excited Announcer's Voice: And last, for the kid with no friends who's staying at home to "help". (makes quotations bigger) Ahem, ahem, ahem, ahem, ahem, ahem, ahem, ahem!

The last one on the "help" broke the edges.

Excited Announcer's Voice: Mom and Dad give out treats, here's a...

Then, a pair of sweatpants were shown.

Excited Announcer's Voice: -pair of sweatpants. It's really...all we can do. Sorry.

Most: Booooo!

Excited Announcer's Voice: (annoyed) Come on! You try dealing with a budget!

Finally, it cut back to the display with words.

Excited Announcer's Voice: "All New Bumpstars Running Halloween Customes & Broducts!" Only from-

Just then, the logo shook while he was heard choking and yelping. Just then, it became the plain boring background with fake masks and "Miss Calamity" outfit shown.

Boring Announcer's Voice: All New Bumpstar Halloween Costumes and Products. Only from Cheap as Free.

The familiar "Cheap as Free" logo dinged before the music stopped.

Boring Announcer's Voice: I told him not to mess with me.

A bit later, in Moe's, the familiar man wearing the fake costume of himself grinned.

Moe: Man, this costume makes me look so much like myself, I'm surprised you recognize me!

He glanced at Fidget, whom was wearing the Miss Calamity bikini outfit.

Fidget: Boy, I'll say! This Fidget costume is spot on!

Moe: (annoyed) Get away from me.

End