A/N: Takes place after the upcoming Sailor Moon: Another Story~KNS Style, but prologue leads up to upcoming Outers Return Arc.
Narrator: On the day after the Death Busters incident...
At a beautiful house, a cradle with a baby rocked near a cherry blossom tree at a mansion of some sort. The baby, giggling, sat up and looked carefully at the pedals falling downward. Then, the wind began blowing as a vision was shown.
Somewhere in the highest icy peaks, Neo Queen Serenity sat on the icy pillar, praying while looking seriously.
Neo Queen Serenity's Voice: As ruler of the future world...
Then, the wings expanded out with the queen looking more hopeful.
Neo Queen Serenity's Voice: The queen of crystal palace...by the power of the moon...and the hearts of the people in this world...
Then, she reached out before transforming into what appeared to be her eternal form of Sailor Moon with a new staff of some sort.
Sailor Moon's Voice: I will protect this planet from evil...
She then turned, looking a bit seriously with a smile.
Sailor Moon's Voice: Eternally...
Then, everything flashed white.
(End Dream Sequence)
The baby looked at the sky for a moment, then giggled slightly as she tried reaching for them.
Voice: Hey, sweet pea, what's gotten you all excited?
Then, she was picked up by James as Jessie with Meowth, Mordecai, and Rigby arrived, smiling.
Rigby: Hey, dudette. Happy to see us again?
Jessie: Well, she certainly seems happy.
Meowth: And without those awful memories too.
Mordecai: Yeah, but it sucks that she had to give them all up when she had to be reborn, but hey, at least we can start anew when she gets older.
James: (grins) Did you enjoy your nap?
Jessie: You always seem to be so deep in thought just like your mother.
James: If only she or your dad were here to see how much you've grown.
Just then, the group felt the wind blowing before they turned, then noticed a familiar looking bun haired woman arriving to them, looking seriously with her head shadowed.
Figure: Team Rocket, Mordecai, Rigby...it is time. She is needed...in the future...
All: (confused) Future?
The five and baby only looked confused before Hotaru finally reached out happily to her before the scene froze.
(OP: Soremimi Cake by Oranges & Lemons)
Kouja no Senshi Special Short: Blame it On Jose
At the familiar park house, the Sailor girls looked stunned.
Rini: You mean Hotaru's gone?!
Rigby: Yeah, she was snatched when time stopped and by the time we recovered, both her and Hotaru were gone!
Mordecai: Augh, we promised to take care of her. What the H just happened?
Serena: Well, I think the first thing is-
Muscle Man: Shhh! Guys, the new episode's on! Shut your yap and watch.
Psycho: Yeah, whatever it is, it'll have to wait.
Ryoko: Besides, we're watching that new hilarious show that replaced Jerkwads.
Ayeka: (annoyed) Ryoko, I thought you weren't going to watch that show.
Ryoko: (mockingly) Blah, blah, blah. You're all talk.
The TV was turned on as it showed the title, "Challenge for the Corpse". It then showed on the TV 1-Up with Lawrence.
1-Up: Hey, tee one up for me, Lawrence.
Lawrence: Well sure thing. At least without Stinkoman by your side, it ain't so bad.
He chuckled, placing down a tee for the ball. Just then, Stinkoman jumped down to Lawrence's head, then kicked the boy. as he screamed.
Stinkoman: CLICHE KICK!!
The boy yelped as he was kicked up toward the sky.
Lawrence: DANG IT, STINKOMAN!!
Then, he hit the eye of the moon with a face.
Moon: Now that's what I call a moon shot.
Stinkoman, meanwhile, placed down some coins.
Stinkoman: Yeah! Taking that, Lawrence, you dumbface! Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!!
1-Up: It was sure nice of Lawrence to ask us for golfing, despite him hating us.
Stinkoman: Yeah, but he's fun to make fun of. Like this.
He farted before the two laughed. The ones watching TV laughed a bit as well.
Rigby: Now that's what I call a moon shot.
Mordecai: Rigby, that line was in the Stinkoman cartoon.
Rigby: Uh, I'm pretty sure it wasn't.
Just then, up came Benson as he showed the phone bill.
Benson: (snaps) The park's phone bill's over $500 US dollars. And they charged us to a call in Brazil!
Amy: (sighs) Rigby, why did you, Mordecai, and the others make a prank call to Brazil?
Mordecai: No, dude, we didn't.
Benson: Didn't the last prank calls you idiots made mean nothing?! (turns red) I'LL CHOKE ON YOUR LIES!!
He angrily hit Mordecai and Rigby in fury as the two yelped.
Benson: (glares) You're next!
Ryoko: (scoffs) Touchie.
Pops: Oh, I'm sure they may have made a mistake. We shall go down to the telephone company and straighten this out. Like when Rigby thought the new school Mr. Phage built was a monster.
Rigby: (frowns) Hey, that giant snake-looking design scared the crap out of me! How was I suppose to know those goons of his would taser me?
Fidget: Eep, which phone company? There are hundreds of them and they all keep changing their names!!
He began sobbing a bit.
Mr. Tickle: Maybe we're with Tickle Corp.
Mr. Scatterbrain: Nah, I think it's Road Runner. He DID start it after all what with having time to evade Wile E., his bestest friend whenever he's chased.
Digit: Uh, no, last week, they became Hiroshimi.
Fidget only continued bawling his eyes out, annoying the group.
Donald: Oh quack! That's stupid.
Daffy: Tell me about it.
Panchito: Still, why do they continue to be changing names?
Xem: (shrugs) Maybe 'cause they're runned by short attention span people.
Later, at the phone company with the words changed to kanji words, Benson with Skips and Pops entered the phone store, looking around.
Pops: Oh my. Everything is so high tech.
Skips: It looks to me like machines are running the phone lines.
He pointed to a few mechanical pieces acting like operators.
Pops: Oh, aren't those the malfunctioning machines from that Robot Factory our friends, Wall-E, Eve, Jenny, and Nora once talked about?
Benson: Looks like 'em.
PR-T: Dialing the number for Sher Khan's. (to the robots) So I said to HAN-S, that guy's a bum.
They then stopped with Pops laughing and pointing.
Pops: Oh my gosh! Look there, old boys! It's the movie phone boy, Ghost Trick.
He pointed to a pointy blond haired man in red with sunglasses walking a bit.
Skips: Pops, we've been through this: he's named Sissel and that's not him, just a look-alike. He's the man that was once dead like we all were, except he was dead for 10 years.
Benson: Just be thankful the rest of us had our old memories while he didn't that time we died.
They came to where a familiar red haired man was talking on the phone.
Gene Starwind: Ma'am, would you be interested in changing your long distant service? It-(gasps) What the-!? Augh, she hung up on me!! (frightened) What did I do, Jim? AUUUUUUUUGH!!
Jim Hawking: (sighs) There, there.
At the Customer Service area, the trio glanced at the familiar she-rabbit in suit.
Lola: Hello, I'm your customer service ref, Lola Bunny.
Benson: We know. We've encountered you before, Lola. Why do you keep changing jobs?
Lola: That's none of your damn business. Plus it's common for Toons to change jobs that aren't permanent weekly.
Pops: Ooooh, she got you there.
Benson: (frowns) Not now, Pops!
Lola: Now, how may I dispense with you today?
Skips: The phone at the park has been charged to calls for Brazil that none of us make.
Pops: (shows the bill) We are NOT paying this bill.
Lola: Fine, I'll cut off your service!!
Pops: Fine, I'll cut off your hair!!
Pops: (quietly) Boys, it's called "negotiating".
The two only looked annoyed. Back at the park, Miss Sunshine and Mr. Happy looked at the "Couples Magazine" together.
Mr. Happy: Wonderful!
Miss Sunshine: Oh, I'm glad to have this day off to spend it with my friends.
Mr. Happy: (chuckles) Me too, Miss Sunshine.
As that happened, Jose Carioca came to the phone, frowning a bit.
Jose Carioca: My friends, I need to call Senor Phage, but I cannot get a dial tone.
Benson: We're not paying our bill so the phone company shut off our service.
Sora: Ugh, why must you fight with every utility?
Pops: I told you all: we have too much time in our hands.
Rigby: What?! That's lame. What if something cool happened and someone tried calling and we didn't have a cell phone and never got the message?
Mr. Small's Voice: Rigby!!
They turned to the window that was opened where Mr. Small and Mr. Nosy were.
Mr. Small: We were cleaning a cooling duct at the plant and found a box of old taco shells.
Rigby: Augh, why didn't you call me?!
Mr. Nosy: (concerned) We did, but recording said that you were a bunch of deadbeats.
Rigby: (snaps) See?! That's it! They have awoken the sleeping rage of the 'coon!
Mordecai: (frowns) No, Rigby. What the H are you planning to do?!
Meowth: (hoping) Crazy scheme. Crazy scheme. Crazy scheme.
Rigby: Gimme tools and soda.
Team Rocket: YES!!
Later, at the phone pole, Rigby with Team Rocket began climbing it with cables.
Rigby: Ha! Free unlimited service, here we come! Not like what happened at AT&T. Those guys sucked when they stopped giving out the unlimited plan.
The four opened the cable box.
Jessie: Okay, let's see here...
James: Let's try the red one.
It was too late as the boy screamed from being electricuted.
James: Uh, okay. (sweatdrops) Not that one obviously. Maybe I'll try the green?
He stabbed it, screaming more.
Rigby: (frowns) You're not doing it right! Lemme try one. I'll try this one again.
He stabbed the red one, though screaming loudly.
Jessie: (groans) Not again.
Meowth: Let's try 'em together.
It was too late as the three males stabbed the two together, then screamed in pain, forcing them off the pole and on the ground. Rigby only climbed, groaning as Jessie groaned.
Jessie: Giving up?
Rigby: Never. Maybe the red one.
He stabbed it as he screamed in pain. Later, the blackened males jolted in pain with Jessie wincing a bit.
Jessie: Augh, can't believe I had to drag you away from it before you'd be dusted.
Meowth: Oh come on, it's no different from when Pikachu does it to us.
Rigby: (notices) Huh?
James: How'd we get here?
Mordecai: We found you guys schmoldering in the bushes.
Benson: (snaps) That's it! We're just going to pay for that stupid call to Brazil, but out of YOUR paychecks!!
Jose Carioca: (yelps) Oh no. (worried) What call to Brazil?
Pops: Oh, the one I didn't make as of Mordecai and Rigby and no one else I know made.
Jose only rubbed his arm, looking guilty.
Jose Carioca: Uh oh.
Daffy: I know that kind of "uh oh".
Panchito: YOU made that call!?
Donald: But you're not like Daffy.
Daffy: (annoyed) Don't bring me up on this, Don.
Digit: Uh, you're not gonna explain it through mariachi song, are you?
Jose Carioca: No!!
Skips: (frowns) Why did you do it, Jose?
Jose Carioca: First off: I could not get through with my cell phone plans. Very expensive for one who is broke. Secondly, Mr. Phage would not allow me access to phone calls to Brazil.
Xem: (frowns) That's a given.
Jose Carioca: And lastly, and please don't be upset when I say it, I have been sponsering an endangered species in Brazil.
Panchito: (smiles) Aren't you a very nice parrot?
Daffy: (realizes) Wait, which part in Brazil? Lake Titicaca? Bolivia? Peru! Chile? Argentina?
Bugs: Uh, those are places in South America NEAR Brazil, Daff.
Digit: Yeah, sharing some cash with poor endangered animals of the world.
James: What?! Don't you know that people from Brazil are little Hitlers? I saw it in a movie whose name I can't remember Miss Naughty tricked me to watch.
Jose Carioca: Si, and me amigos use to send me letters every month. However, they have suddenly stopped. That's why I have called the ornithologists, but they say the birds disappeared.
Lita: (smiles) That's just great.
Amy: Which animals are you looking out for?
He sighed, looking at a photo on his hand.
Jose Carioca: They are a family of Spix's macaws. One use to have a paranoia for flying and the other wears a flower on her head. They look like this.
He showed a particular photo of a family of familiar blue parrots. Some of them gasped in shock with realization.
Most: Blu and Jewel!!
Jose Carioca: Oh, you have known them, have you not?!
Serena: Of course we know them!! (grins) They were trying to keep their species from being extinct.
Raye: Yeah, though poachers and a stupid cockatoo named Nigel tried to poach them off.
Lita: Those men aren't very nice, you know.
Amy: (smiles) But we made lots of friends down there.
Mina: Rafael, Pedro, Nico, Luiz, Linda, Tulio, and even that orphan boy Fernando.
Meowth: (deep voice) And Joe!!!!
Benson: But why did you talk for 500 bucks?
Jose Carioca: Well, then they started pressuring me for more donations and you cannot hang up on a nun working there.
Panchito: Well good point. They have powers. Like when one hits Elwood from Blues Brothers.
Benson: Well it doesn't matter. Jose, since this is your call, you HAVE to pay up for it.
Jose Carioca: How about this: We each donate about 20 US dollars from each of us and we shall call it even.
Serena: (sweatdrops) There goes my candy money for the week.
That night, the gang gathered with Jose looking seriously.
Jose Carioca: When I sent my first donation, the charity people gave me this DVD.
He placed in the DVD marked "Endangered Writeoffs" before it turned on.
Muscle Man: Is this a documentary?! Augh, I hate those.
Mordecai: Muscle Man, give him a chance to explain.
When it turned on, some of them cheered for Blu and Jewel as they appeared on the screen.
Blu: Uh, yeah, is this on, Pedro?
Pedro's Voice: Yeah, man. You'd be sooo on the air.
Blu: Um, okay then. Ahem. Hello and greetings, Jose Carioca. Thanks for your um donation. Because of your generocity, you are helping me and my own family with the forest in Rio de Janairo.
He pointed to Jewel with the baby birds chirping a bit.
Blu: Also, in case you're wondering, I bought myself a nice ascof that would last me for a while until I lose it. The one Linda got me. He-he.
Jewel: (smirks) Blu.
Blu: It's true and yeah, I use to be nervous, but thanks to some friends in Rio some years ago, not anymore. In fact, I can samba now, right, Nico?
Nico's Voice: Yeah, you can.
He began dancing a samba-like dance in the air, making Jewel and the birds chuckle as the ones watching TV looked touched.
Miss Sunshine: Oh my. They're so adorable.
Miss Chatterbox: Yeah! It makes me wish I could have Featherhead have little eggs someday.
Mr. Rude: I'd rather eat one than raise one.
Miss Chatterbox: Mr. Grumpy, what would you say if you wanted a baby from someone?
Mr. Grumpy: (annoyed) What?! No way. I still haven't stopped stressing from the last baby I saw that nearly blew us up.
Mr. Bump: Hotaru WAS possessed by a demon, remember?
Blu: And with the money leftover, the exotic bird house was able to buy a door.
He pointed to a door nearby.
Blu: Well at least the monkeys won't be able to bite the visitors who come at night. Heh...(notices) Uh oh. Guys, fly away!!
The birds yelped, quickly flying with a red crested cardinal and yellow canary to the tree house with marmosets screeching and trying to enter while the peeking window opened.
Blu: (inside) We're like bananas or cheese and sprinkles to them.
The door fully shut with Pops sniffing.
Pops: Ooooh, those poor little birdies. We gotta find them.
Digit: Right. Some of us went there before and we aim to find them again. Jose, how many people live in Brazil anyhow?
Jose Carioca: 156 Million.
Daffy: (frowns) Well we gotta find them somehow.
Some of them looked awkward at Daffy.
Daffy: What? I'm really concerned.
They looked more uneasy at him.
Daffy: (snaps) Fine! I wanna meet marmosets as well. They all owed me a few bucks after all the trouble we went through for them.
Bugs: Daffy, from what I recall, you were hiding from the monkeys and was tricked into being bribed by Nigel.
Daffy: (glares) Shut it.
Mr. Fussy: I don't know...not only is it awfully expensive to fly to Brazil, but the last time some of you were there...(shudders) Ooooh, that singing and those cages.
Miss Daredevil: Hey, it won't be expensive if we buy tickets on the internet.
Mr. Small: It's really cheap if we change planes in China, Russia, Germany, Spain, and England, spend a night at a haunted house and leave immediately.
Mr. Nosy: Wow, smart thinking.
Mordecai: (seriously) Then it's settled: we're all going to Brazil.
Rigby: And I'll fit on every continent.
Donald: Except Antarctica. The penguins tried. It didn't work out at all.
James: We're all going to Antarctica...maybe next time. This time, Brazil.
Mr. Fussy: We went to Antarctica last time and nearly got killed by rapid multiplying killer penguins!! What kind of idiot are you?!
James: I dunno. What kind of idiot do you want me to be?
The neat man only groaned.
(End of Act 1)