Atomic Betty II 2A

A/N: I don't own characters of this series except for Nemesis herself. Special guests of the episode: Cast of Fosters and Tenchi Muyo!

Prologue:

Two creatures looking like two rabbits mixed with cat DNA hopped quickly from what looked like a huge demon. The two meowed toward each other as they looked at the road leading out of their homeworld. They nodded and hopped quickly toward the road.

Creature: Come back here, you stupid cabbits! You'll pay for betrayal of the queen, if she ever finds out!

The cabbits, ignoring the creature, continued bravely toward the bright light as they headed toward it as they both meowed. The demon glared angrily as he pounded his fist to the ground.

Creature: Dammit! I'll get you two someday...and when I do, you'll be the ones who are sorry.

The demon left as a shadowed figure went through the bright light as well, not letting the creature know it was heading toward the same destination the cabbits were.

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As Nemesis narrated, a picture of four cats (two Siamese, one tan with black hair, and the last one black with white hair) were shown. As the female continued to narrate, the picture changed to the woman with the two children, then to the children themselves, and finally to Maximus and Nemesis.

Nemesis' Voice: For those of us that have as long as we can remember, many of us can feel what can change us. If someone or something is lost, or if you were to be in a fight, it would cause you to do something different and would change your life forever. Maximus IQ and I believe that is the one and only truth.

(OP: Ready Steady Go by L~Arc~n Ciel)

Atomic Betty II Episode 2: Wonderland!

At a familiar cathedral, that night, Maximus, in his sick bed night gown, tossed and turned, groaning in frustration.

Maximus: Grah! That stupid sickness caused me to keep waking up at night. I know I'm no longer sick, but when will these sleepless nights end?

When he tried closing his eyes once more, he heard a voice, which made his eyes open.

Voice: I say lad, you and your lass must be one of the strangest creatures I have ever encountered.

The cat yelped a bit, turning around. To his notice, he saw the two cabbits along with an elderly rabbit in a coat and hat, with the cabbits meowing, looking worried.

Rabbit: No, no, we do not have time for lolly-gagging. Unless we get back in the mirror, the queen will scold us for us being late!

He looked back at his watch before yelping.

Rabbit: AHHH! We're really late!

He then turned to the confused cat, tipping his hat as he took the two cabbits.

Rabbit: (to Maximus) Sorry to bother you sir, but I had to get Master Ken-Ohki and Miss Ryo-Ohki back before they started lolly-gagging. Forgive us.

The rabbit hopped back as Maximus got up, looking at the rabbit & two cabbits heading to the mirror.

Maximus: What the-!? How'd you intrude inside my home?! Get back here and explain you-

Just then, to his shock, he saw the mirror glowing before the three went back inside. When they were through, the mirror only shone briefly in and out. The cat only looked more stunned.

Maximus: (shouting) MINIMUS!

The two-headed monkey came in quickly, panting in exhaustion.

Minimus: Lord Maximus, did Atomic Betty come here and hurt you while you were sick in bed?

Maximus: (angrily) No, you numskull, (pointing) look there! That mirror!

The monkey was confused as he looked at the mirror.

Minimus: Your lordship, I don't think there's anything wrong with your mirror. (switches his head) Though I think there's something wrong with you!

Maximus growled in anger before the chimp's head switched back.

Minimus: Oh, uh, I mean there's no cracks or anything in there at all.

Maximus: (sighs) Never mind! Anyway, Minimus, I believe there might be of some value...(darkly) perhaps the only place where Atomic Betty cannot get to me. That is, if it has anything interesting.

Minimus watched as the cat hopped out of bed, grabbing some pants along with his usual robe and clothing.

Minimus: Oh, that sounds like a dangerous trip. You want me to come along just in case Betty shows up in there?

Maximus: No, you stay here in case she appears OUT here. (frowns) Besides, how dare they disturb my bedtime schedule.

As he went behind the dressing curtain, his gown was tossed to the chimp before the cat peeked.

Maximus: Minimus, summon Nemesis A.S. immediately...I believe we might need some back-up on this.

A little later, a tired-looking Nemesis with her hair down looked concerned, yawning a little.

Nemesis: (rubbing her eyes) Maximus, what is the meaning of summoning me when I'm off-duty? I need some sleep, okay?

Maximus, now in his normal clothing, slowly walked to the mirror as he began explaining.

Maximus: Nemesis, you may wonder why I called you to my cathedral during our bedtime. The reason is because I have found a gateway to another dimension.

She glanced a bit with annoyance.

Nemesis: You have?

Maximus: Yes.

He pointed to the mirror, smirking as he did so.

Maximus: This is no ordinary mirror, my dear. I have seen creatures from another dimension come from this portal, and believe me, they are real.

She looked more annoyed, glancing at the mirror that glowed, then turned to him, frowning.

Nemesis: Now listen, this is just an ordinary mirror. It's only glowing like that because you probably bought one that has some lights behind the mirror to see in the dark. And besides, there is no way in hell that it would lead to-

But as she was trying to tap it, her arm went through the mirror before she yelped, nearly falling in. The chimp, watching, yelped and quickly pulled her back as they fell to the ground, looking stunned.

Nemesis: (gasps) What the-!? (confused) How is that possible?

Maximus: (walks to her) As I said before, this is no ordinary mirror.

He stood on the stool, then got on the dresser, touching the piece of mirror before it wobbled.

Maximus: If the world at the other side is true, (smirks) then it shall be no problem for us to conquer it, plus there shall be no Atomic Betty or even Galactic Guardians to stop us.

Nemesis: (bowing) I see what you mean, sir.

Minimus: (gulps) Uh, are you sure you don't need me to come with you? (worried) I get frightened when neither of you come back.

Nemesis, tying up her hair, glanced at him.

Nemesis: Don't worry about it. We'll be fine as it is. And after all, we're to make sure we take care of a few things in there before dimensional conquest. It's not like we'll be gone forever, you know.

Minimus: (sighs) Well...okay. But I do get lonely.

Maximus: (turning) You'll be fine, Minimus. And if we're still cranky while we're tired, just give us a few doomsday devices for us to handle to take it out on.

Minimus: But-

Maximus: Oh, and one more thing, if Atomic Betty DOES show up while I'm away, just make some excuses for me not being here, attack her if you must. And whatever happens, do NOT tell her about this mirror, understand?

He only gulped a bit in fear.

Minimus: Don't worry, your nastiness. (switches heads) I'll make sure she doesn't find out all right...he-he-he.

As he switched his head to normal, Nemesis hopped onto the dresser, fixing herself a bit.

Nemesis: And besides, as I recall, I bet even those so-called super heroes need their sleep too, right?

The mirror wobbled when it touched. They glanced around for a moment before going through the mirror.

Maximus: We shall return!

With that, the two fully entered through the mirror, leaving the chimp alone.

Minimus: (shouting) Hurry back!

At that moment, doorbell ringing was heard before he yelped.

Minimus: Oh no, if it's who I think it is...

He rushed down to the door as fast as he could. When he arrived, he gulped nervously before it opened.

Minimus: Sorry, but we're not open at this time and-

To his shock, he saw an elderly gray cat with yellow eyes wearing a Japanese priest outfit.

Minimus: (shocked) Hirosaka-sama? What are you doing here Mr. Kirikorosu?

Hirosaka: I have come to see how my pupil and her friend are doing thus far. I have heard that Maximus has trouble sleeping, correct?

Minimus: Um, well...you see...

Hirosaka: By the way, would you care to explain how his ordeals have been so far?

Minimus: (to himself) I know I'm not gonna like this.

At a strange world, a female red haired girl walked through the garden area, picking some flowers and mushrooms.

Girl: Ungh, if I have to hear another one of his stupid lectures...

Just then, she noticed a mirror nearby glowing before looking confused.

Girl: What the-?

Then, to her notice, out came two familiar cats coming out of the mirror. The girl gasped in shock before the two tumbled to the ground, groaning. Quickly, the girl came up to the cats, trying to help them up.

Girl: What are you doing in this place? Now look, I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you both to leave.

Maximus: What?! But we just got here.

Nemesis: Yeah, what gives?

Girl: No one is allowed in this Wonderland world.

Nemesis: (confused) Huh?

Girl: Sorry, the actual world is called Blunderland, but our "Queen" decided to have it as that. Plus, people are forbidden from entering or leaving this world anyway.

Voice: Miss Francis, we are going to be late if you do not hurry up! (pauses) Miss Francis! MISS FRANCIS!!

Girl: (angrily) IT'S FRANKIE! Sheesh!

The girl, Frankie, sighed before looking back at the two.

Frankie: Sorry, but Herriman can be a bit impatient when we're usually running late. And especially when he thinks I'm taking too long...again.

Nemesis, frowning impatiently, grabbed Frankie by her throat as she placed her blade near Frankie.

Nemesis: We don't have time for these foolish games, lady! So, unless you tell me and Maximus where the hell are we, I will cut your head off!

Frankie: Weren't you listening!?

Maximus: (notices) Uh, Nemesis?

Just then, many spears were pointed to the felines. They yelped, noticing people wearing cloaks shaped similar to cards while a black haired teen boy spoke.

Boy: Now you let go of the Queen's maid or else you'll have to answer to the Queen herself!

Nemesis: You think you can just order us around just like that?

Maximus: Why don't you make us, if you're so tough?

More spears neared almost toward themselves as they gulped, looking annoyed.

Both: (sweatdrops) Oh crap.

Later, the two in chains frowned as they were shoved by a silver haired woman, smirking cruelly as she held their weapons.

Maximus: (Anime glares) This is the worst thing to ever happen to an evil overlord! (dryly) Thanks alot, Nemesis.

Nemesis: Hey! I would've gotten rid of them if that hag didn't take my sword!

She glared, hitting the female.

Nemesis: Gah!

Woman: My name is Ryoko, thank you very much. (poking them) Keep moving, kitty cats. You ain't done until the queen sees you.

Nemesis: (frowns) Oh that's great. Juusst great!

She glared as the guards with their prisoners continued until they reached the throne room. When they arrived, the servants forced the two to bow near where a familiar woman with a boy, whom threw a dart toward a picture of a little boy, as he looked bored. When the cats looked up, they gasped at the figure near him.

Both: Iciclia?

Iciclia: That's "Queen of Blunderland" to you!! You will respect me and my nephew, King Terrence.

Terrence: Yeah, dorks! What she said.

The light blue haired woman, Ryoko, poked at one of them as she spoke.

Ryoko: Hey! Don't you two learn anything? Never speak unless spoken to, you dumb cats.

The violet haired woman quickly grabbed her arm, glaring at her.

Ryoko: What, Ayeka?

Ayeka: Ryoko, it is not polite to poke outsiders. You could very well disrupt them since it's the middle of the night at the outside world.

Ryoko: (smirks) At least I have a certain someone, who I won't be mentioning in front of you, Ayeka, that doesn't appreciate a hag like you.

Ayeka: WHAAA!? (anger mark) How dare you say that! Tenchi does not think that about me!

Ryoko: Oh yeah? I see wrinkles on your face 24-7!

Ayeka: And I see you as a pathetic excuse of a witch!

The two grabbed their faces, strangling one another while the boy guard sighed.

Boy: (sweatdrops) When will those two learn?

Nemesis: I take it you know those two, Tenchi, was it?

Tenchi: Don't remind me.

Iciclia: (stands up) SILENCE!!

Everyone yelped, stopping before they all forced themselves up, with the cats, getting up, glaring at them. The ice woman looked at the crowd as she continued.

Iciclia: As you know, I am the ruler of this land. Which means, whatever I say, goes, get it?

Guards: (bowing) Yes, your majesty.

The confused cats looked even more confused as a tall red one with one arm and one working eye spoke to her.

Red Guard: Sorry, ma'am. They really didn't mean it. I mean they did just appear in the gardens when Frankie was trying to tell them to leave. Especially since she was on duty. Anyway, what should we do with these two?

The familiar old rabbit near the stands looked a bit concerned as Terrence chuckled.

Terrence: What do you think, Wilt? Have one of you losers dock their tails, bet Bloofus to rip their fur off, then the rest of you rip out their insides, and finally, slice them in two.

Iciclia: (glares) Patience, nephew. I shall deal with them first. (to Wilt) You and your allies shall take these disgusting cats to Professor Washu's torture chamber for experimentation.

Cats: (Anime shocked) Experimentation!?

Wilt: Uh, Miss Queen, sorry, but don't you think you're taking this a bit too far?

She then grabbed Wilt as she glared at him angrily.

Iciclia: Now you listen here, Wilt.

She pointed to the ice statues of a blond girl, a familiar looking fish with different outfit, what appeared to be Sparky in a different uniform, what seemed to be X-5 in a robe with monocle, and a green haired girl with a headband all frozen in ice along with many people.

Iciclia: (threatingly) Do you and your friends want to end up like Mihoshi, Kiyone, and all the others right there?

The others looked frightened at the sight while Maximus and Nemesis looked at many iced people.

Maximus: Are those Sparky, X-5, and Admiral DeGill in there?

Nemesis: (glares) How could she do that to them! They may be enemies but they don't deserve this!

The queen let Wilt go as Terrence chuckled.

Terrence: Well, what are you waiting for? Do as you're told, whimps!

Maximus: You wouldn't dare!

Boy: It's not our fault.

Wilt: Tenchi's right after all. (drags them) Sorry, we didn't mean for you to be in this much trouble.

As they were gone from the throne room, Nemesis sighed, looking back.

Maximus: I can see why...by the way, who is this Washu?

Tenchi: Trust us, Washu can be mad sometimes.

As they went down the hallways, a familiar voice along with another voice were heard.

Bernadette's Voice: How dare you say my cooking is awful, Duchess!

Duchess' Voice: I am telling you this cause your food is always insufficient and disgusting! It is unacceptable! It is fraud! Get rid of it!

The blonde alien, Bernadette came out, with frustration on her eyes while a strange creature looking flatish holding what looked like Infantor came out following.

Duchess: I am not done with you!

Bernadette: (glares) But I am!

The others only looked more annoyed.

Frankie: (sweatdrops) Just keep moving, you do not wanna get involved with them. Trust me.

Maximus: (notices) Wait a sec, isn't that-?

Nemesis: Wasn't that-

However, they were dragged away by the others. As they walked around the palace, Nemesis looked at the place, noticing frozen statues, iced areas, and many flowers frozen.

Nemesis: This place looks like a nightmare in my eyes...

Ryoko: Ah, don't worry about it. You'll get use to it.

Ayeka: And besides, Washu is very respectable and nice at times.

Tenchi: That's what SOME think.

Inside what appeared to be a torture chamber, a spiky red haired girl cackled while the others, whom looked at her, arrived.

Tenchi: Don't ask.

Nemesis: What the hell?!

Wilt: Cats meet Professor Washu, (to Washu) Washu, the cats.

Maximus: We HAVE names, you know!

The red haired girl smirked as she looked at the two.

Washu: Well, well. You two are lucky that I'm a specialist on cats...(to Maximus) especially male cats.

Maximus: (crosses his arms) Don't you look at me like that!

Washu: Why? Can't I experiment on humanoid cats?

Nemesis: Come on, we're Lynxian cats.

Maximus: Half Lynxian. My mother happened to be a Lynxian cat and my father a Felinian one.

Nemesis: Weird, then how come your dad and grandpa never looked anything like the Felinians?

Maximus: Who knows and who cares?

Washu: Now let's check on you two.

She snatched their clothing, pulling them off, revealing the two in undergarments, making them scream.

Both: AHHH!!

Wilt: (frowns) Sorry, but THAT was not okay!

Washu: Hey, it's the only way to experiment them like this.

Maximus: (anger mark) You did NOT have to strip us to our underwear!

Nemesis: What the hell is wrong with you!?

Tenchi: Trust me, you're not the only ones who felt like that.

Washu: Hmmm...

She looked around the two a bit before smirking slyly.

Washu: Your bodies look all right, but I need a little sample from your insides.

Ayeka: Now hold on a second! They just got here! And if we don't get them back home, they'll be trapped here forever.

Washu: Good, more time to experiment.

Ayeka: (sweatdrops) That's not what I had in mind. I wish Sasami and grandma were here, though.

Before she reached them, Tenchi stopped her.

Tenchi: Washu, this is definitely NOT the time to do so.

Wilt: Besides, earlier, you and Mac were talking about a plan to overthrow the ice queen to get the true rulers back, remember?

Washu: (grins) Oh yeah.

She gave the two their clothing back.

Washu: Sorry, no time today. Maybe tomorrow.

Nemesis: (sweatdrops) I think I rather vomit.

Maximus: And I would rather rot in a Galactic Guardian prison.

Nemesis: (giggles) Still, you look cute in those undies, Maximus.

Maximus: (blushing) Gah! Nemesis!! Uh, well...same with uh, your own if you know what I mean!

Washu: But still: robes, weird pants and shoes, those things on your hair and head, that headband crown thingie. They're freaky where we live.

Maximus: Practically, you do not live in space like we do.

The two swiftly placed their clothing back on as quick as they could.

Washu: (shrugs) Eh, I usually don't do humanoid cats anyway.

Tenchi: Uh, Mr & Mrs Cats?

Nemesis: (glares) The names are Maximus IQ and Nemesis AS.

Tenchi: (sweatdrops) Uh, yeah. Anyway, there's something I forgot to tell you about Washu...she isn't an ordinary scientist, you see-

Ayeka then interupted and spoke as she turned to Wilt.

Ayeka: Wilt, before Tenchi speaks to them about Miss Washu, can you make sure the coast is clear? We do NOT want anyone to hear of us overthrowing them in secret.

Wilt: (smiles) Okay.

He stuck his head out of the door, looked around, then came back in as he closed the door.

Wilt: It's all clear, Ayeka!

Ayeka: (nods) Thank you, Wilt. (to Maximus) Anyway, like Tenchi was saying, Washu is no ordinary scientist.

Washu: (smirks) You got that right! Now watch me you two, cause this is going to be shocking to you.

The girl jumped from her chair and as she was about to land on top of Nemesis, as the girl yelped, Washu glowed and transformed to what looked like a familiar siamese cat. The small cat landed on her head as the two looked shocked.

Maximus: What the-!? Aren't you that same beautiful creature that appeared in my headquarters some time ago, except he was male?

Nemesis: (surprised) You know my neighbor's cat, Purrsy?

Washu: (smiles) I may look like this Purrsy person, but I'm not! I'm a Chesire Cat, silly.

Maximus: (confused) A what?

Nemesis: Ah, a Cheshire Cat...I see. Kinda like Alice in Wonderland?

Washu: Well, kinda...except this ain't the wonderland you're expecting. (clears her throat) Anyway, that Ice Queen doesn't know I can turn into a cat, knowing how much she's not a cat person, but if I tag along with you guys, you guys can help us find the Ayeka's sister and grandma.

Frankie: She's my grandmother also, from my dad's side of the family.

Nemesis: (notices) Huh? Who are those people in the lab?

The female pointed to the boy from the picture with a blue blob and two familiar cabbits nearby.

Maximus: Wait, aren't those the-?

Frankie: Okay, look. What Washu's trying to say is that she might think that one of you is a chosen one, considering, Maximus, that your girlfriend is wearing that crown and carrying that bright, shining sword.

The male coughed a bit as he spoke, trying to hide his blushness.

Maximus: Girlfriend?! How dare you say that...Nemesis is an assassin samurai and doesn't have time for having boyfriends.

The smaller cat purred as she rubbed her head near his leg.

Washu: (smirks slyly) You sure, my lovely kitty cat friend?

Nemesis: Ungh-wha-(anger mark) What the hell are you doing, rubbing his leg like that?! (picks up Washu) I would kill you if you hadn't informed us on this stupid mission.

Blob: (peeking) It's not stupid, and put Washu down before I use my paddle-ball on you!

Boy: Bloo!

Bloo: Come on, I can do it, honest, Mac.

The others turned, noticing them.

Wilt: (smiles) Oh, hey Mac, Bloo, Ryo-Ohki, and Ken-Ohki.

Maximus: (to the cabbits) What?! You two?!

The two meowed as Mac spoke.

Mac: Sorry, we really want to help...but with my brother, Terrence as king, I can't do anything except be his stupid Knave of Hearts, plus he makes me do all the chores for no reason.

Bloo: Yeah, it's pretty stupid if you ask me, and what's worse...(anger mark) they won't let me play paddle-ball all the time!

Mac: You can't even hit more than one.

Bloo: (annoyed) I can if they would let me. That's why we're gonna sneak out with you.

Tenchi: Bloo, you know that if you and Mac sneak out of here, you'll get hurt by the King.

Mac: (angrily) Terrence is not the King! He's just my stupid brother.

Bloo: (rolls eyes) Well duh! Everyone knows that, you just don't tell him about the setup until he's about to become useless.

The others fell on the floor after he said that.

Bloo: What?!

Washu: (gets up) Guys, I have an idea.

A bit later, the group, with Maximus and Nemesis in the same outfit (and Washu in her human form again) were about to head out of the castle, passing by the darker guards.

Tenchi: (whispers) Now remember, if they ask, pretend you've just got recruited.

Maximus: But it's still embarrassing to no end.

Nemesis: Shh! Quiet, here comes old ugly and the brat.

They turned away as both Duchess carrying the infant and Terrence were speaking.

Terrence: So, you really think I should make you queen instead of that ice woman?

Duchess: Of course, Terrence. Her time will soon come, and who would want an old ugly lady like her when they can have a fabulous queen, like me instead?!

Infantor: Youse could, sweet cheeks. But where's the fun in watching that old hag die?

Duchess: Silence, you! You're lucky you don't turn into a pig when I hold you!

The three passed them as they looked concerned. They sighed when the three were gone.

Maximus: (confused) Was that Infantor?

Tenchi: Whoa, that was close.

Bloo: (looks back) Yeah, too close. One slip up and we could have our heads chopped off instantly.

Nemesis: (glares) Let's just hurry and get this over with, all right?

The group nodded, though Maximus looked a little uncomfy with the group. Outside the castle, where the long road was, the guard outfits were discarded to the ground. As they walked down the road together, Ryoko grinned while stretching.

Ryoko: (stretches) Man, it's good to get out of these stupid outfits.

Bloo: Yeah, I know. They were too big for me anyway.

Maximus: (crosses his arms) Now can we please just go and get those two so we could claim our award?

Mac: (glares) And I thought Bloo was the greedy one.

Bloo: (anger mark) Hey!

They walked throughout the road a bit more while Ayeka looked at the newcomer cats.

Ayeka: You know, my feline friends, it would be wise to bring a guide along with us.

Ryoko: (narrows) Yeah, considering (points to Bloo) "you know who" would get us lost if we use him for a guide.

Bloo: (glares) Hey, I don't get us lost, Ryoko! The roads just keep changing every time I take a direction. I blame the Momeraths!

Nemesis: The Mome-what?

Mac: Don't ask.

As the three continued to argue about having a guide or not, Washu continued to look lovingly at Maximus.

Washu: So, Maximus Kenji IQ Jr. is it..is there a Mrs. IQ?

Maximus: (looks away) Hmph, if you're talking about my mother, then you're out of luck. She's dead.

Nemesis glanced at Washu as she continued.

Washu: I meant are you married? Do you have a wife? I wasn't talking about your hot mom.

Nemesis: (narrows) Hmph, of course he's not married, but I'm sure that Maximus can find a girl when he finds a chance...but I doubt he'll like you.

Washu: (confused) Why do you think that? You think I would fall for your boyfriend?

The two cats blushed, but quickly turned away from each other as she spoke.

Nemesis: (blushing) Um, look, Cheshire Cat, he's not my boyfriend! Why do you think that?

From behind them, Wilt and Tenchi looked at each other as the red creature spoke.

Wilt: You think Washu actually found her chosen ones?

Tenchi: I don't know...but let's hope things just don't go from bad to worse.

Ryoko: (looks back) Hmmm...I smell denial here.

Ayeka: (concerned) I feel that something big may happen once we find the true rulers.

A bit later, the group looked exhausted as Ryoko slumped to the ground as did Bloo.

Bloo: Ow...no more...CURSE YOU MOMERATHS!!

Ryoko: (frowns) Damn, how long will it be 'til we reached that stupid place!

Familiar Voice: (British) My good lads and lasses, you're just in time for tea.

The humanoid cats looked shocked as they spoke.

Cats: I know that voice!

They turned and saw what looked like Betty in a tuxedo with a big hat, smiling to them.

Cats: (glares) Atomic Betty!

The cats stood up as the female brought out her sword, pointing it near her face.

Maximus: How dare you follow us, Atomic Betty!

Nemesis: I thought you were back at your pathetic world, wherever that is! Now, prepare yourself Atomic Betty!

Betty Look-Alike: (confused) Betty? Who's Betty? I'm the Mad Hattress! (pointing) And this is my comrade.

A bird-like creature with palm-tree like hair, airplane wings for wings, and a brooked red beak followed her as she spoke.

Bird: Coco!

Mac: No thank you.

Bird: Coco.

Bloo: Sure.

Bird: Coco.

Bloo: Okay.

Bird: Coco.

Bloo: (annoyed) Okay!

Bird: Coco!

Bloo: (anger mark) Yes, with marshmallows!

The girl chuckled a bit as she spoke.

Mad Hattress: No, my lad. Her name is Coco and she wasn't asking that.

Mac: Then what was she saying?

Mad Hattress: "Would you care for some tea"?

A rimshot was heard before a snowball hit her.

Ryoko: You asked for it!

Maximus: If you're not Atomic Betty, can you at least tell us where the heck are we in this crazy world?!

Mad Hattress: Sure, you're near where my tea house is at.

Nemesis: (sighs) I am going to regret asking this, but CAN you help us find the true rulers of Blunderland?

She took some tea out before grinning.

Mad Hattress: I would like to help you out, but first, would you care for a sport of tea, my good chaps?

Coco: Coco!

She layed what looked like a colored Easter Egg, shocking the cats. She layed a few more, repeating the words, "Coco" over and over. The girl picked up the egg, continuing.

Mad Hattress: I almost forgot, Coco can lay eggs with the prizes inside...now, hand out your hand.

Maximus: Listen, this is not going to give me a disease of some sort, will it?

Mad Hattress: Whatever gave you that idea? Plus gifts are common for when Coco gives them out.

The egg opened up and as Maximus held his hand out, what appeared to be a ring with a strange red jewel plopped out of it and onto his hand.

Maximus: That's it? Jewelery? (annoyed) THIS is a prize?!

Nemesis: I hate to be a bother, but jewelery is what some people can do without.

Mad Hattress: Ah, but that is no ordinary ring. In Blunderland, it's very rare to find these types of rings around these parts. It is called the Philosopher Stone Ring. They say that chanting the right words will ensure the power of the stone's mixture elements.

Maximus: (pointing) You mean to tell me that this thing is the legendary Philosopher Stone? The one my universe has searched for countless ages?

Mad Hattress: Fortunately, this type is NOT made of people, if that's what you think.

Nemesis: Yes, I heard of this. I heard Hirosaka-sama talking about this one time. It's said to be the most powerful stone in the entire universe.

Maximus: (smiles cruelly) Is that so?

He placed the ring on, chuckling cruelly.

Maximus: If that is so, this shall be the only prize I'll need. I thank you for pointing that out.

He pointed to the group near them as he shouted.

Maximus: Ring, I command you to kill these worthless people! Then get me and Nemesis back home!

However, nothing had happened. Nemesis, sighing, only glared at him.

Nemesis: Maximus! You don't say it like that.

She took it, then placed it on her own finger.

Nemesis: You're suppose to sound more threatening. (pointing) You people! As the carrier of the ring, I command you to lay yourselves and let yourselves rot into eternity!

However, nothing happened. At that moment, the two confused cats noticed everyone else chuckling and laughing a bit.

Nemesis: What? What's so funny?

Maximus: What are you laughing at?

The ring was removed as they glared at it.

Nemesis: It...(furiously) It didn't even work!

Maximus: (glares) This ring is worthless! It's not even suitable for my stature!

They prepare to toss it away before Tenchi, quickly grabbing them, spoke.

Tenchi: Guys, wait. It's not that it doesn't work, you just can't use it for your own selfishness.

Both: What?!

Tenchi: It's simple: The Philosopher Stone only works when you're in real danger and it only works on a certain language you HAVE to speak on.

The two glared at the laughing ones as they frowned.

Maximus: Not funny.

Nemesis: Something tells me coming here was a huuuuge mistake.

(End of Act 1)