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(Act 3)

(Segment 3: The Alternates)

That morning, inside the House of Mouse, as Mickey was going to the bathroom sink, he washed his face before gasping, noticing the words "Help Me" written on the mirror.

Mickey: AHHH! What the heck?

Donald, dressed in his shirt with purple jacket, arrived as he spoke.

Doanld: Come on, Mickey, we have a show to prepare for tomorrow.

Mickey: (points) Donald, look at this.

He pointed to the same inscription.

Donald: Ah phooey. Stupid paint asking us for a favor.

He snatched a marker, writing "NO!!" with a frown. Then, he noticed the words changed to "3 Exclamations? That's excessive".

Donald: Oh quack.

At the entrance to the main stage, Minnie darted up with some items held.

Minnie: Mickey! Donald! Look what someone left in the kitchen: Black and white cheese!

Daisy: (arriving) Boys, the screen's not working. It only plays the Flintstones.

She pointed to the screen which showed the old opening.

Mickey: Weird.

He tried changing the big screen channel with the remote, showing more of the Flintstones, then tried turning it off before it came back on.

Goofy: (arriving) Is this the one with the pool incident and the two having to fight over it?

Voices: (hauntingly) Oooour house.

Clarabelle: This House of Mouse is haunted!

Daisy: If it is, Boomerang got more weirder as usual!

Minnie: (notices) Where did the cheese go?

Mickey gasped, noticing it gone before they looked at Goofy, whom had arrived, slicing the cheese into sandwiches before he noticed them frowning.

Goofy: What?

That night, inside the House of Mouse, Mickey and their friends were lying inside their sleeping bags with worry.

Daisy: I don't know...spending the night here when there are ghosts around? I feel like we're not alone.

Donald: And I feel my bag bulging!

He got up, shaking it before a familiar weasel demon flopped to the ground.

Mickey: (shocked) What the-?! Wheez? What are you doing here?

Minnie: You were SUPPOSE to be in the other segment before they had to make a last minute change with Nack and Rouge taking your and that woman you were dating's place!

Wheez: I was sleeping in the dryer and got caught in your sleeping bags.

Donald: (annoyed) Well, get out of my bag!

He kicked the demon out of it.

Wheez: Agh!

Goofy: We'll get you a bag...uh somewhere. Should be in the props.

As the two departed, Daisy looked concerned while she spoke.

Minnie: Daisy and I will make sure they don't get lost.

Daisy: Besides, remember last time while Minnie was missing?

Mickey: Right, I'll just get myself some water.

As all, but Donald, departed, the duck muttered while fixing his bag, then sleeping inside.

Donald: Stupid weasel.

After a few moments, Donald felt something invisible, kissing him a bit before chuckling in his sleep.

Donald: He-he-he. That was fast, Daisy. Ha-ha-ha-ha. You're tickling me with your cold icy hands!

Just then, the duck with bag were lifted befoer he awoke, then noticed.

Donald: (panics) WAK! The bag's lifting me! That malfunctioning elevator can't even do that! (glares) You dumb ghost, put me down! Put me down now!

Just then, the duck was dropped to the ground. A bit later, the House of Mouse crew were lighting the candles around the area.

Donald: (glares) Okay, show yourselves in the name of this book!

He showed the book with the nephews (HOM incarnation) glancing.

Huey: Uh Uncle D, that's a Car Dealer's Bible.

Donald: (quietly) Sssssh. They don't know that. (shouts) The power of Chrystler compels you!

Afterward, Wheez turned off the lights. Just then, to everyone's shock, they saw ghosts of what appeared to be black and white versions of Mickey and friends.

Classic Mickey: What are you, cavemen? Turn on the lights!

Wheez: (panics) AHHHHH!!

He quickly darted out of the building, going through the ghosts.

Classic Donald: (glares) Hey, a little respect!

The light was quickly turned on before the ghosts looked at the Toons staring in shock.

Classic Donald: (dryly) Take a picture, it'll last longer.

Mickey: Wait a second, you're us?

Donald: (glares) Hey, if you're Donald Duck, show me your driver's license!

Classic Donald: Well, I traded it to that con man when he swindled me out of cash!

Donald: (gasps) He IS me!

Daisy: (roll eyes) Yes, that does explains a lot.

Dewey: Yo, noble spirits, your time has passed.

The classic Goofy belched on accident.

Clarabelle: Well that was unmotivated.

Classic Goofy: Oh don't have a cow. Oop, uh figuratively anyway.

Goofy: Gawrsh! He does act like me!

Goofy belched on accident.

Horace: Shut up.

Classic Goofy: (meekly) I can't help myself!

Mickey: Donald, do something!

Donald: Why is it always me? I work 12 hours a week, you know.

They noticed a black and white goose-looking duck with only a bow and shirt on flying to her.

Duck: Oh she doesn't know what a good thing she's got. (smiles) I like a duck who can relax. (points to Classic Donald) Not like freaky duck over there.

Classic Donald: Hey!

Classic Mickey: You should quit making cracks.

Classic Donald: What does my butt got to do with this?!

Classic Horace: Speaking of cracks, your shirt is cracking.

Classic Donald: (snaps) I'll crack you!

He grunted, trying to snatched the ghost horse, though his hands kept going through him.

Classic Donald: Agh, what kind of afterlife is this? Can't even touch my ghost friends!

Mickey: (to Classic Mickey) Uh, why are you even haunting this place? I mean sure there were a few things wrong here and there, but there's no point in haunting it.

Classic Mickey: (pause) Gawrsh, I don't remember. (to Classic Donald) Donald, do you remember?

Classic Donald: You're the leader of the club that's named for everyone else! I'm just the sidekick!

Donald: Still, on the other hand, I guess we wouldn't mind a few more friends.

He patted where the ghost duck girl was.

Donald: Especially THIS Daisy.

Daisy: (glares) Uh Donald, I'm right here.

Mickey: (slaps himself) Oh no. He got his love goggles on.

Minnie: Yep. Just like in the early days when he was chasing girls.

Classic Minnie: Yes, that's a terrible shame. Though I DO remember the one time I went on a plane with my Mickey and he tried to force me to kiss him.

Classic Mickey: (sighs) I try to forget that time!!

Mickey: Me too and that was before the Mexican dance off where I cheated and...(pause) Wait, I wanted to forget that too!

Donald: Come on, Daisy, there's no reason to be jealous. It's just younger you.

Daisy: Ooooh!

In the kitchen, Daisy fixed her long ponytail with a frown.

Daisy: So, he likes ghosts better eh? Fine!

She grunted, turning on the stove and entering it, looking at the grime.

Daisy: Well, might as well clean this while I'm killing myself.

She grunted, trying to clean the items before Daisy fell inside the stove, dead. Inside the bathroom, Donald was relaxing while placing in some soap bubbles. At that moment, he noticed the black and white female duck arriving.

Doanld: Huh? Daisy?

Just then, he yelped, noticing his own Daisy arriving in ghost form.

Donald: AHHH! A ghost!

Daisy: Look, I feel like a ghost, the way you haven't been paying attention to me, plus I'm dead.

Donald: Don't yell at me! I'm single now, but I can handle all the ghost you can float at me!

Daisy: (to herself) Thank Walt Disney that being dead is temporarily. It happened to Goofy and Donald one time in one of the 'How To' shorts.

Classic Daisy: Wait, won't MY Donald be a problem?

Donald: Ah, phooey. I think he gets it.

He noticed the black and white duck in sailor suit arriving with a toaster.

Donald: See? He-

Just then, the duck yelped, being hit on the head with a toaster.

Donald: (dazed) Mmm, I smell toast...

He lied a bit unconscious before he slumped down into the water just as Goofy arrived, noticing.

Goofy: Donald! Don't worry, pal! I'll save you!

Just then, as Goofy was shoving through the ghost duck, he jumped in the water with the toaster following, shorting around the area. After a few moments, out came the ghosts of Donald and Goofy.

Donald: Wak! Not again!

Goofy: (grins) On the plus side, I didn't cause your death by accident this time!

As he said that, the nephews glanced at the ghosts.

Huey: Well, I guess you two and I are in charge now, but if we split the chores, I'm sure that we could-

Dewey: (notices) Uh Huey?

He pointed to Louie about to jump out the window.

Huey: What are you doing!?

Louie: See ya later, suckers!

Dewey: (glares) Oh no you don't!

Huey: You're not leaving us to clean this mess!

However, the three jumped outside while two of them were heard screaming. Outside, Louie hanging near a tree watched Huey and Dewey lie dead before the ghosts came out.

Louie: (hooting) WHOO-HOO! I'm the last of you guys!

Dewey: (glares) In IQ only!

Huey snatched an acorn, lodging it to Louie's throat before he fell to the ground, then his ghost came out, glaring at the two whom glared back.

Dewey: (glares) Nice job getting us killed, dummy.

Herman's Voice: Thank you!

To their notice, the nephews saw the evil ant with army of ants carrying their bodies alongside some familiar ones, confusing them.

Herriman: I've got stew for the winter AND the ball. That'd show Carl.

Huey: Wait a second, who killed everyone else?

His eyes shifted suspciously before he shouted.

Herman: They're on to us! GO!

Quickly, Herman and the ants with corpses darted off.

Louie: Oh quack.

Huey: On the plus side, Goofy's How to Short shows that this is temporarily!

Inside the bathroom, the ghost Toons glanced at Donald.

Daisy: (frowns) This is all your fault, Donald, for wanting somebody new!

Donald: I just wanted my Daisy! Though I never realized ya had so much work done.

She growled, preparing to attack before in came a familiar duck scientist with labcoat as everyone else was busy glaring at each other.

Ludwig: Everyone, please! This fighting solves nothing!

Goofy: AHHHHH! IT'S THE GHOST OF LUDWIG VON DRAKE! (pause) Or is he still alive?

Ludwig: Huh, I'm in some horrible limbo. I can walk halfway through walls, but then I get stuck, like so.

He tried going through the wall, though he was stuck.

Ludwig: See?

Donald frowned, noticing the rear on the mirror.

Donald: And now I'm gonna have to look at THAT every morning.

Goofy: But now, you got a rearview mirror!

A rimshot is heard as a snowball is thrown, though it goes right through him.

Mickey: Well I think you're helping us make progress.

Ludwig: (muffles) Thank you.

Minnie: (to the classic versions) Let's not fight anymore. ESPECIALLY since you can't kill what's already a ghost.

Goofy: What about with root beer?

Donald: Wak! This isn't Monkey Island!

Mickey: Don't think that, Goofy!

Daisy: Minnie's right, (points) let's just make Donald decide between us.

Classic Daisy: Choose me because I'm not bossy yet. I can take care of you and you're on my mind a lot.

Donald: Okay, okay. My Daisy, how would you win my heart?

Daisy: Those are great reasons, but there's one reason you should choose me: because I know EVERY task and thing you've done and yet I still wanna be your girlfriend.

Classic Daisy: (sniffs) That is so beautiful.

The two hugged.

Donald: Yeah, you're right, Daisy. I could never leave you, not even for you. If there was a squiggle or a dot that was different, it'd be too much.

Daisy: (dryly) I will ignore that.

Classic Daisy: Come to think of it, what was I thinking almost abandoning my own Donald?

Classic Daisy hold the Classic Donald happily.

Classic Daisy: Donald, I'm sorry for acting like this!

Classic Donald: I'm sorry too.

Donalds: Forgive us?

Daisys: Aw Donald.

The two hugged with the three boys chuckling.

Huey: Time to cut the trinkle.

They flew by, slicing the duck ghosts in half.

Donalds: (glares) HEY!

Nephews: Ha ha!

The next day, as the ghosts were having dinner in the empty table of the building, a green turtle named Shelby looked confused before he was hit on the head with a mallet before turning into a ghost, causing the Donalds to laugh cruelly.

Mickey: I just had a worrysome thought, if there can be TWO incarnations of us, why couldn't some weird marketing entity produce (worried) millions of others?!

Donald: Awww phooey. What is this? Crisis on Infinite Earths?

Minnie: (points) I think we're about to find out.

Goofy: Hey, it's those other incarnations I asked to invite since Pete WOULD probably tear down the place.

Most: (glares) GOOFY!

The door opened as a different version of Mickey and friends (Paul Rudish style) entered.

PR Mickey: (different voice) All right, everyone, welcome to our new home!

PR Goofy: Goofy's in the house. A-hyuck!

He howled a bit before the different Mickey slapped his forehead. At that moment, a keyblade nearly hit them while what appeared to be the Mickey cast (KH/KNS versions) entered the house. Then, when they looked back, the two incarnations gasped, noticing many versions of the Mickey cast, including ones from Star Wars, South Park, Drawn Together, Comic Strip, Lego, CGI (Mickey Mouse Clubhouse), humanized, Marvel, DC, and many others with the CGI versions looking at the building. All while the ghosts noticed.

Donald: Aw phooey!

Later, the ghosts gathered together with the classic Donald glancing.

Classic Donald: Okay, hold still. This is the last picture on the roll.

Huey: Isn't it about time you went digital?

Classic Donald: (glares) Watch your mouth, Huey!

However, as the older Donald looked in the camera, he yelped, noticing the nephews making faces.

Classic Daisy: Yeah, boys.

Classic Donald: (grins) Nothing's going to ruin this one.

Everyone gathered around.

Classic Mickey: Here we go. Here we go. Here we go!

However, the nephews were starting to make faces with the mice noticing, sighing as they looked at their papers while Goofy prepared to drink his soda and the classic Daisy glaring at Donald near Daisy, prompting the she duck ghost to prepare to attack and choke the modern ghost duck before finally, the classic Donald, while most made faces, prepared to snatch the boys with the photo snapped, showing the scene.

Donalds: Aw quack!

After a few moments, Classic Mickey realized something.

Classic Mickey: Wait, you said there were different incarnations, right?

Mickey: Yes, so...

Classic Mickey: I just remembered...weren't there ALSO suppose to be Creepypasta or Horror versions of us as well?

Just then, the door slammed open with what appeared, from the shadows save for blood stained shoes, a different Mickey, holding a root beer bottle before lunging toward all the ghosts as they screamed in horror.

All: AHHHH!!!

Mordecai's Voice: Okay, just stop now! We get the point!


At the Amishiro Park house, Mordecai quickly slammed a book Miss Scary held marked "Clubhouse of Horror 25 by Miss Scary, Julayla, and Wheez".

Miss Scary: Hey! I wasn't finished!

Wheez: You didn't let us get to the good part!

Mordecai: Yes, but the book is giving a few of our friends nightmares!

He pointed to the cowards under the couch.

Mr. Nervous: Is it over? Did Suicide Mouse kill people?

Harvey: (scoffs) Whimps.

At that moment, everyone noticed Benson (as Clint Eastwood) arrived with two bags of candy.

Benson: (sighs) What a night, at least I made it to the...huh?

He noticed many of the people gone with the party looking like a mess.

Benson: Aw, what, I missed the party?

Muscle Man: Not technically. (points) The party is only over when Scottie leaves, isn't that right Scottie?!

He pointed to the fat man eating a bowl of chips.

Scottie: Yeah, man.

Benson: (groans) Ugh! Unbelievable! This is what I get for doing your chores.

Rigby: Wait, I forget. Aren't we dead?

Mordecai: Temporarily, dude.

Tomo: (groans) Ooooh, I'm actually dead!

The stuffed ones looked weary as well.

Serena: Augh...

Lilli: Really? Because some of us are just lazing about and-

Phage: (annoyed) It's a figure of speech, Lillith.

Lilli: That's not my name.

Phage: Well it's certainly better than your other full name. (frowns) I mean really? Who names their child "Lillifred"?

Just then, Rigby gasped, noticing the bags Benson held.

Rigby: Dude, is that candy?

Benson: Confiscated candy I got from a couple of park hooligans, no thanks to you. What are you guys even doing, anyway?

Mr. Nervous: (gulps) Well...

To Be Terror Tales of the Park III.

(ED: Mina Soko Ni Nemure by THE THRILL)
KNS: Clubhouse of Horror 25 3
Segment 3 (with ending a part of KNS Canon): The House of Mouse gang find weird messages and signs leading them to find their own classic selves. Final scene a lead up to Terror Tales of the Park 3~KNS Style.
(Act 2)

(Segment 2: A Clockwork Weazo)

Inside a pub of a sort, a familiar fat (and somewhat younger) weasel, donning a derby hat with fake makeup eyelash side and in white clothing similar to Alex looked seriously while it showed Dingo, Sleet, and Nack (each wearing something similar) while the Conker opening was heard.

Don's Voice: That was me when I was a young hoodlink with my 3 bestest glugs, Sleetus, Dingus, and Fang. We was narsty tastards we were, even though we dressed like Cairo Jennings' backup dancers.

It then showed the four tackling against four other foes with Sleet tossing one upward.

Don's Voice: Some days, we'd employee a bit of a bash while having a go with the Bubble Poppin' Boys.

As they were brawling with the fish shouting with Nack sleeping it off.

Bubble Poppin' Boys: (randomly) Whoa, stop it. Hey, palie, come on! 'ey, what's wrong with you? I was told that it'd be a vermin debate.

It then showed the four strolling down the dirty streets before noticing a woman nearby a store before she looked worried.

Don's Voice: And we'd capped off the night with a little old in-out.

A bit later, the four stomped in and out of the store in a stompish like manor in sync.

Four: In! Out! In! Out! In! Out! In! Out!

Later, at a record store, Nack strolled by some people.

Don's Voice: Everything was all fish and chippy until Fang collected himself a twiggy-wick.

He then stopped, looking at a familiar bat looking through the Laserdiscs of spoofs marked "Dr. Strangekrip, Paths of Gory, Fullmetal Alche-jacket, and Lol-Vicky" while having a sucker.

Nack: Why 'ello, lil' lamb, what's say we go back to my place for the lil' of the old Luther Van.

He showed the record to her.

Rouge: Eh, why not?

A bit later, Rouge smiled to Nack while one of the songs played. However, he changed it to a William Tell Overturne with the scene going faster while it showed Nack grabbing some food from different areas. As he did, Rouge looked confused, then bored while looking at her watch with Nack continuing to eat, including one of Pizza. He then noticed Rouge about to leave before pulling her back, preparing to use wine to her, though he drank both. Then, she watched Nack take the grill and eat more with Rouge, annoyed, reading a book. Nack offered her gum before he offered Rouge one before she shook it off with him shrugging. Then, the two were shown making the bed up with him bongoing with him drinking a keg and him exercising from TV before finally, the two kissed.

Rouge: What the crap, ya dummy?

Nack: Not my fault I like eating.

Some time later, back at the pub, as the trio were drinking, they noticed Rouge and Nack nearby.

Nack: Oy! I'm getting hitched (points to Rouge) to this bat girl and she wants me to give up the glug life.

Don: (glances) Wellie, well, well, well. What sorry future could you have without your truest lunos by your side?

Rouge: Fang got a job at the Tower of London as a bee feeder.

Nack: I hope it's what I think it is.

As the two departed, Don glared at where they left.

Don's Voice: Who knew my brothers that when Fang found his dumpling, that was the end of our band of glugs.

He then noticed the wolf and dingo glaring.

Don's Voice: Sleetus and Dingus informed me that my leadership was no longer needed.

At the tower of London, a familiar weasel screamed, being tossed out, causing him to hit parts of the building before being hooked by a woman flying with an umbrella named Mary Poppins. Don then gasped, noticing her trying to shake him off near the shard.

Don: (panics) Not the shard! Not the shard!

He was dropped at the shard building made of crystal, yelping as he groaning. Later, Don looked at the mirror, sighing as he removed his hat and fake eyelash mark before turning to the bar patrons at the bar he cleaned.

Don's Voice: So I took up the respectable life of a sleazy barkeep, much to my annoyance.

Don snatched a knife, cutting a lime in half, sighing.

French Narrator: Years Later...

Inside his home, Don, wearing what appeared to be eye clamps starpped to his head, now in his current look, struggled while watching his programs.

Don: (wincing) These eye clamps are the only way I can tolerate today's TV.

Chris McClean's Voice: Tonight, on Total Drama Assassins-


Just then, he heard the doorbell ringing, quickly removing the eye clamps, yelping as they snapped back at his eyes.

Don: Agh!

He placed on his sunglasses, then went to the door, opening it before noticing Dash Baxter.

Dash: (bad acting) There's been a terrible accident, sir. Please grant me access to your home.

Don: (grins) Are ya kidding me?! I invented that gag!

Dash: Please, sir. Certainly a Christian is required to completely unbolt his door.

Don: (rolls eyes) Come on, you can't pull the Wooly Bully over my vity balls.

Just then, Don yelped, being wedgied by a familiar boy donning the similar outfit from the first scene.

Don: AGH!

Terrence: That's a bit of the old "ha-ha"!

Finally, Terrence unhinged the door, letting Dash, Kwan, and a boy named Big Brother inside before tossing him to the ground. Afterward, the four quickly trashed the entire apartment room while beating him up with items. Finally, Dash noticed a statue of a creature with the sign saying "The Great Gazoo, What your great grandpa thought was hip", then took it, preparing to hit the fat weasel with it.

Don: (panics) Not my Gazoo! NOT MY GAZOO!!

Finally, Dash smashed the statue on Don.

Strong Bad's Voice: GAZOOO!

A bit later, inside a different apartment, Don had some frozen peas on his forehead while Nack and Rouge looked at the weary weasel.

Don: Those punks got no respect for them what come before. Didn't even wear no cod pieces.

Nack: How do they expect to draw the eye to that chunky wunks?

Don: (holds Nack's hand) I need me glugs back for one last bit of barmy.

Rouge: (frowns) No! You should NOT be out glugging, gin slicing, OR eye groining. We've got a sweet little toddle to take care of.

Nearby, a familiar figure, Baby Psycho, was smashing a teddy bear before pulling it apart, then kicking its head.

Nack: (snaps) Enough of this quiet home life, it's time to be a man again.

Nack placed on the fake eye cover on his eye. Later, the two in the outfits from earlier, though Don's was showing a bit of a belly, walked down the street.

Nack: After all these monthos, I hope we don't disremember how to dash and bash.

The two stopped near a stop sign.

Don: (points) Let's start easy with a little walkin' in the jag.

However, as he prepared to do so, a police car arrived with two familiar faces jumping out, quickly hitting Don in the head, whom yelped.

Don: (notices) Wait, I recognize those cops what's be whacking my godtopper! It's Sleetus and Dingus!

The two laughed a bit, removing the hats with grins.

Don: (smirks) You blokes wanna join me for one last bit of noggin-boggin?

He removed the hat, which in reality was two hats.

Don: I saved your bowlers, hmmm?

The two looked at one another, nodding a bit. A bit later, the four walked down the street with Don looking weary, slowing up a bit with him tiring more.

Don's Voice: Once again, the glugs was hittin' the streets all slow-motion-like and just as scarifying and intimidato as ever.

Nack: (notices) 'ey, keep up!

Quickly, Don rushed up to the tree. A bit later, the four began writing with Don's hat on the ground.

Don's Voice: We put nasties in the hat and selecto out one.

Dingo dropped his marked "Home Invasion" with Nack's being "Make Fun Run Unfun", Sleet's "Tell Each Doctor Who They're the Worst", and Don's "Overfeed the Birds" before the fat weasel picked up his hat, then snatched the Home Invasion one. They looked at the manor nearby, quickly climbing up the gate before heading up to it. The door was slammed open before they saw many people in masks with the women each naked (though discreetly covered) before the crowd noticed the four. Slowly, the four walked by the crowd with a bit of concern.

Dingo:: Stupid question, why are we talking as if in Doctor Who?

Sleet: (whispering) It's a British thing, now get back to the language before you ruin it!

Nack: 'ey, what kind of woo-hoo is this?

They noticed Mr. Stubborn with a mask on his head and another mask behind his head.

Mr. Stubborn: Welcome to the most frustrating, befuddling, and yes, erotic book release party you'll ever attended.

He pointed to Miss Helpful holding a book marked "Naked Food" before Mr. Scatterbrain arrived to him.

Mr. Scatterbrain: Excuse me, Mr. Stubborn, you done with my flamingo mask?

Mr. Stubborn: No, I doubt you'll want to wear it now.

Mr. Scatterbrain: Because you have it stuck on you?

Mr. Stubborn: Don't be an idiot! It's NOT stuck!

Mr. Scatterbrain: Ha-ha-ha-ha. I'll be the judge of that.

Don: (glares) Come on, me glugs! Let's show these nectarinos we're still the best at what we do: beatin' up old people and bare naked ladies!

They showed their weapons with the four heading to the crowd.

Mr. Stubborn: (points) Get them, becostumed weirdos! Sex view blockers, keep blocking!

Mr. Scatterbrain: Why aren't you speaking UK?

Mr. Stubborn: It's not needed for this scene!

The crowd headed to them with the males covering the females darting as well. As they did, the four attacked the crowd with Don opening the door, noticing a figure with a gun named Biff Tannen cocking his gun, glaring at the fat weasel with a smirk.

Don: (sweatdrops) I'll uh...I'll let you finish.

He quickly closed the door. With Nack, he snatched something from Professor Jones before trying to beat him with the club while hollering like an ape. Just then, he stopped, noticing something black and shiny nearby. Then, the door opened with Larry Koopa arriving, noticing as well.

Larry: Thought I left my iphone here.

He went up to it, showing the phone was just regular size, confusing him.

Nack: Huh?

As Dingo was choking someone, Freddy Fazbear and Sleet aimed their pistols, firing with the crotch protector on the wolf bouncing it off and hitting his leg.

Freddy: Oof! (hopping) Even I forget what this is a reference to.

As the fight continued, Don, whom was on the ground, was punched by a naked woman being covered up.

Don's Voice: And so, oh my brothers, I was beaten, I was bruised, I couldn't score in an orgy...

Finally, he was punched one last time with the sunglasses falling off, causing him to grin with a few of his teeth missing.

Don's Voice: But I was happy...


In a studio, the same scene was shown, which was stopped while a figure glanced at it with a frown. Afterward, someone entered with a man named Weed Memlo glancing at the man named Lon Borax.

Weed: (frowns) Now let's burn this, let's rewrite everything, and uh, let's start all over.

Lon: (shocked) What? But why? I thought it was good.

Weed: Last thing I want is something like the Warners!

Lon: Right, sir.

The door closed as Borax before Memlo took the pen nearby, tossing it up while Blue Danube played. Afterward, the pen hit his head, making him wince a bit with a groan.

Weed: Ow.

(End of Act 2)
KNS: Clubhouse of Horror 25 2
Segment 2: In a spoof of Clockwork Orange, after Nack leaves the gang, Don spends his days as a bartender before he is attacked, prompting him to bring his gang back together for one last night of mischief.
A/N: Time once again for another Clubhouse of Horror. Enjoy.


Near a familiarish planet, a familiar voice was heard while swing music was heard.

Red's Voice: Live from Planet Irk, conquerers of Splorch through Vort, it's the 25th annual Clubhouse of Horror!!

As he continued, it showed clips of the previous Clubhouse specials (The Vulture, If I Only Had a Mind, The Devil and Po, The Thinking, Vultureman^3, Bug vs Bug, Jinx in the City, Send in the Luigis, The Island of Dr. Plasmius, and It's the Pumpkin Duke, Spongebob), plus newly created ones with Peter Griffin eating his insides, Brian Griffin in a cat mask using a chainsaw (heavily implied to be Stewie), Meg using a machine to squeeze Chris' head, and finally Lois pulling her hair, showing a machine gun attached before firing everywhere.

Red's Voice: With special guest stars Jennifer Lawrence, Warren Baidy, John Travolta, Clint Eastwood, George Clooney, Prince, Taylor Swift, Shaun Penn, Bruce Springsteen, Ellen Miram, Morgan Freeman, James Franco, Tanya West, and Leonardo DiCaprio!

The crowd was heard cheering before it showed the corpses of the people mentioned (Seth MacFarland serieses version) forced to look like the logo marked "Clubhouse of Horror XXV" with their bodies mutilated.

Random Man: (lifts his head) Why?

Then, his head was zapped, killing him.

Purple's Voice: Did we forget to mention that we killed them? He-he-he-he.

(OP: Ichirin no Hana by High and Mighty Color)

Kouja no Senshi: The Side Stories
Clubhouse of Horror 25

(Segment 1: Academy is Hell)

Inside the South Park school, a familiar balding teacher glared at two familiar students.

Stan: Mr. Garrison, I understand it was Cartman that does these things, but why me too?

Mr. Garrison: Because this has been a bad week, even for you and Eric, Stan! Concrete in the sand box.

It showed a familiar figure stuck in the sand, looking oblivious.

Butters: I don't get lost anymore.

Back at the room, Mr. Garrison headed toward the door with a frown.

Mr. Garrison: Spreading the rumor that today's lunch would be served by a nude pootang.

He opened the door, noticing many of the male SP students with cell phones trying to peek into the cafeteria.

Kenny: (muffles) WOO HOOO!!

Clyde: I wanna see boobs in the soup.

Stan: (pause) Somehow, I knew doing that after the Lorde birthday thing was pushing it.

Mr. Garrison: (glares) There IS no naked lunch lady! Eric made it up!

A big headed teacher got up as he looked reluctant before putting his phone up.

Teacher: Yes, yes, I uh...knew that. Heh, mm'kay?

Mr. Garrison: (sighs) Really, Mr. Mackey?

He turned back to the two with a frown.

Mr. Garrison: There's no hope for you, boys! You'll be locked in detention until you've graduate to the penal system.

Both: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Cartman: Penal.

Mr. Garrison: (glares) Stop laughing! I said "penal", not "penial"!

Both: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Cartman: Penial!

Mr. Garrison: It's not like you made me say "penis"!

Cartman: HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!! You just did!

Mr. Garrison: You go to hell! You go to hell and you die!

He finally stomped away, slamming the door shut. A bit later, both boys kept waiting around, sitting in different desks before Stan lied on one desk with Cartman below his. A bit later, the two set the desks upward.

Cartman: He-he.

Then, the desk was slapped, resulting in the other desks to fall back to their original position, minus one. Eric noticed, stomping before the desk fell back. A bit later, Stan boredly tapped the desks a bit before stopping, noticing some carving on the dust.

Stan: Hmmm?

He wiped some of it off before noticing the heiroglyphics. Stan tapped it, then yelped as a small flame briefly appeared before it vanished.

Stan: Ow! Dude, someone could get really hurt by this.

Cartman: (ponders) Hurt, eh?

A bit later, Cartman gathered Kyle and Kenny, pointing to the desk with the writing.

Cartman: Go ahead. Stick your fingers on that desk.

Kyle: (glares) Really, Cartman?

Cartman: Yes. I'm sure there's something cool and Jewish for you.

Kyle: How many times must you be bigoted to my religion, fatty?!

Cartman: Until I'm dead! Which won't happen for a long time, Jew!

Kyle glanced at the writing a bit.

Kyle: Hmmm, looks like ancient Aeromayic. Fortunately, I have an app for that.

He took out his iPad, then used an app called "iRunes" before looking at the scan, then taking the picture. After a few moments, a translation was shown before Stan took it.

Stan: Lemme see what it says.

Cartman: (glares) 'ey! I want the Jew's translation, not you!

Stan: Just let me read it!

Kenny: (For a good time, call...)

Stan: No! Not that one, the other one!

Kenny: (F**K!!)

Stan: (reading) "He who reads this rune translation will be taken to damnation"? What the crap?

Just then, the desk glowed before a gigantic fiery hand came out, snatching the boys as they screamed. After a few moments, the hand came back up, then pulled the Fire Alarm, with it ringing and the sprinklers going off.

Mr. Garrison's Voice: Goddammit, Eric!

Inside a hellish-looking school, a familiar figure, though in Mummy/vampire form, was using his claw to write "Eternal torment is the only just punishment for the unbaptized." before one of the demonic desks opened up with the four boys spitted out, now in monster forms.

Stan: Dudes, where are we?

Kyle: What the hell?!

Irwin: Kid, you got that right!

Kenny: (AHHHHH!!)

Cartman: Sweeeet. Now I can look up all those people who said "See ya in hell".

Stan: (to Irwin) Hey, pal, what are you in here for?

Irwin: Herecies. Like dositism, yo.

Kyle: (confused) Dositism?

Irwin: The belief that Jesus' body was just an illusion. Is that still big, yo?

Then, up came a bull version of a figure named Francis (FOP).

Francis: Ha-ha! Your herecies were venialized by the council of plairmo!

Irwin: (glares) Ooooh shut up, shut up, shut up!

Kenny: (Uh, what's plairmo and where the hell are we?!)

Irwin: Didn't I just answer that?

At the hallway, many demons and monsters roamed the halls with Kenny and Kyle becoming worried, Stan concerned, and Cartman grinning, passing by a "force feeder" room.

Irwin: We've got millipedes, toothheads, screaming torsos.

A torso screamed from a faceless body.

Irwin: Your bleeding eyes with finger legs, and all the girls are mean girls, yo.

Stan: Like the girls in Mean Girls?

Irwin: Yes, but sexier, yo.

Then, up came what appeared to be three demonic versions of girls named Bebe, Lizzy, and Heidi.

Lizzy: (glances) Orange coats. (mockingly) How original.

Kyle: (glares) Making fun of someone's clothes. (mockingly) How original.

Bebe: Huh. (grins) You wanna hang out with us?

Just then, some snow fell on where Kyle was, making him grin.

Kyle: Dude! It's true: It WOULD be a cold day in Hell when I was asked by girls to hang with them and be popular.

With that, as the four departed, the three boys watched.

Stan: (amazed) Wow.

Cartman: So what? Jews are rich. They get all the girls they want!

Stan: Come on, Cartman, what's the worst that can happen?

Just then, the hand of a familiar demon grabbed the three with Satan and the man named Demonius glancing.

Satan: Boys, where's your Hell Pass?

Demonius: Skin one to make an example!!

Satan snatched Kenny, snatching the skin off the parka boy as he screamed while showing a skeleton, whom fell to the ground dead while none of them noticed Kyle's group passing by.

Stan: Oh my god! Satan tore off Kenny's whole skin!

Kyle: (passes by) You bastard!

Cartman: (glares) Good going, Stan. It was your fault that we're stuck here!

Just then, the two boys screamed, then were shoved to another classroom. After a few moments, the boys sat in the empty desk with a woman named Morrigan looking at the students.

Morrigan: So, what would be the appropriate eternal torture for someone who robbed a bank?

Many of them looked bored while a familiar demon only wiggled his legs.

Fred Fredburger: (inner thoughts) Fred Fredburger, Fred Fredburger!

Just then, a fiery paper airplane hit the chalkboard, annoying the succubus.

Morrigan: Someone who robs a bank. How would you punish them for all time? (points) Hmmm, Fry Guy?

Fry Guy: (nervously) Uh, with whipping?

Morrigan: (wincing) Okay, good. No one likes to be whipped. But is there anything more connected to the sin?

Fred Fredburger: Torture? Oh, how about Frozen Yogurt? Or Nachos? I like those, yes.

She sighed a bit before noticing Stan raising his hand.

Stan: Wait, what if you made the robber eat bags of money until his stomach explodes?

Morrigan: (grins) Good. Very good.

She zapped Stan, whom gained horns with his demon form.

Stan: (smiles) Dude!

Cartman: (frowns) Goody two-shoes.

Stan: Don't spend with the bull, Cartman. You get the horns.

Morrigan: Psychological torment, (walks to them) pain PLUS fear. Oh, can you all feel how richer that is? (shows a sticker) You get a pumpkin sticker.

The sticker was placed on Stan's ear, whom yelped before he gasped, realizing.

Stan: (grins) Dude, this has never happened before: I have a crush on my teacher!

Cartman: (flatly) What?

Morrigan: (seductively) Down here, we can make that happen.

Outside, as the door window showed Stan drawing something, two Vilemon holding Toast shoved him into a spiked locker before it closed. The Digimon chuckled cruelly and left, leaving the locker which bleeded. Inside, Stan looked at the crowd.

Stan: Every time the sinner screams in pain, (points) the scream blows this windmill, which pumps even more piranhas into his aquarium underwear, causing more screaming.

Morrigan: (impressed) Wow, wow. Oh, that is so evil. And I know evil, I'm head of the teacher's union AND the fat boy's pure evil.

Cartman: (glares) 'ey!

A bit later, the bell with a face rang with the face cringing. Out came the demon students with Kyle arriving to Stan and Cartman.

Kyle: Dudes, I found a portal back to Earth.

He showed the map to the two.

Cartman: It's about time! I'm missing my shows while I was stuck here!

Stan: Wow, that's incredible, Kyle.

Cartman: (looks around) Okay, uh right here?

He stuck his hand around a certain area with a portal briefly being shown while Cartman reached out for something.

Stan: (panics) No, no, no! That's Super Hell!!

Cartman: There's a Super Hell!?

He pulled his arm out, showing a small figure.

Cartman: What the crap!? Stu Miley? I didn't realize you were THAT evil!

Stu: (meekly) No, I'm being punished for how lame my movie was.

He pulled out a DVD showing a lame scene on it.

Cartman: Goddammit, ya dumb monkey! Stop screwing around!

Stan: Dude. Monkeybone sucks anyway!

He was tossed back in the hole.

Cartman: Besides, no one likes that guy.

Fred: (pops up) YES!

Meanwhile, inside a building of a sort, the pendagram star on the ground below glowed before the three boys reappeared, sighing in relief.

Kyle: Huh, I wonder where we are?

Then, they noticed a familiarish figure arriving to them.

Stan: Saddam Hussein?! What are you doing here?! I thought you were in Hell.

Saddam: Well, where was I gonna go? Detroit?

Boys: (annoyed) Of course!

Kyle: At least you deserve Hell for almost taking my brother away from me!

Cartman: What are you doing anyway?

Saddam: Satan my ex put me in charge of gateways sadly to keep me from screwing him. Damn pussy. Anyway, the local time's 10:37, we know you have your choice of portals, so thanks for choosing Saddam Hellport, a division of Gulf and Western.

Quickly, the three screaming boys darted away.

Three: AHHHH!!

Stan: HE'S INSANE!!!

Later, at the Marsh house, as Sharon was tucking her by into bed, Stan looked eagerly at his parents with Randy preparing to pass by.

Stan: Mom, Dad, I got something to tell you. I wanna change schools.

Both: What?

Sharon: But why?

Stan: I found a place that really wants to teach me. And I really wanna learn. That and it won't have my sister going there.

Randy: (confused) Hogswarts?! I didn't know it exist!

Stan: (annoyed) No dad. It isn't Hogswarts.

Randy: Dammit!

Sharon: (gasps) Randy, our prayers have been answered.

Randy: (frowns) Keep your pants on, Sharon. It's probably some (dryly) private school that cost a million dollars a year. And then they squeeze you for extra money through book fairs and silent auctions and parents get 20 emails a day from the school and everyone hits reply all to everything! Not to mention it's not Hogswarts!

Stan: Dad, it's not a private school, it's free.

Randy: (grins) Oh, that's fine then.

Sharon: Where is this school anyway?

Stan: Oh,

Randy: Fresco?

Later, back in Hell where it looked like a building with a scary devil face, while screams of torture were heard, inside the building itself, Satan and Demonius were talking with Stan and his parents.

Sharon: (looks worried) I couldn't help noticing that this school is located in...well I'm not one to judge, but um-

Randy: (sighs) Oh, say it, Sharon. It's in Hell! The Inferno! Perdition! Arizona without the Gulf!

Demonius: Oh, we DO have golf, but all the greens are tricky.

Randy: (shocked) NO!!

Satan: And we also have songs.

Randy: Oh? As in...?

Satan: Protests songs from the 60s!

Satan opens a door, showing a hippie on a chair singing while playing a guitar.

Hippie: (singing) I hate the government, just like you and me
They confiscated my car and took away my TV!

Randy: AHHHH!

Satan: Now look, as educators AND tormentors from Hell, our job is to gently nurture your child's passion.

Randy: Hmmm. (to Sharon) That is the kind of nonsense that you're always falling for.

Stan: (concerned) Mom? Please tell me I can go to the Hell School.

Sharon: (sighs) Well I guess we could try it for a semester.

Stan: (happily) Aw, mom! Thank you, thank you, thank you!

Quickly, he darted off, transforming back to demon form.

Satan: (to the parents) Don't worry, he'll be fine.

Demonius: And you know, we have many opportunities for parent involvement.

He showed the pamplet to the two.

Satan: Uh by the way, there's a little luau party going on this Saturday and I was wondering if you uh, could get Lorde to play?

Randy: Oh uh sure.

Demonius: Bah! I heard she's a cross dresser!

Satan: Now, that's stupid, Demonius! Who in their right mind would cross dressed as a girl!

Randy: (awkwardly) Right, yeah.

Demonius: Still, we're going to ask if you want to get involved.

Randy: As for the others, (takes the pamplet) I'll be sure to take a look at (dryly) THIS crap.

He tore it in half, tossing it. However, it bounced back, reforging before being slammed to his throat, choking Randy. As a montage song played, the words "Hellroads Paved with Good Intentions Report Card" was shown on a card before it opened, showing the activities, starting with Long Division.

Hell, Hell is for children

In a torture room, a demon with clipboard watched Stan stretched up Pip, whom yelped, then was chopped by an axe. Then, it showed an A on Long Division before it showed Show and Hell. In a classroom, Stan looked at the words "Who I Killed This Summer" before showing the head of Terrence with a grin.

And you know that their little lives can become such a mess

The second class was given an A before it showed Keeping the Yankees in First Place. In another classroom, Stan with the students watched a different demon teacher pointing on the chalkboard marked "Luxury Tax-Bad, Stealing Small Market Superstars-Good". Then, it showed it getting an A as well before it showed Quantum Satanics.

Hell, hell is for children

In the library, Stan was given many torture and evil books about whipping, Ray Bradbury's Farenheit 451,000, John Irving's I'm Not Even Dead Yet and THe O'Reilly Factor for Kids.

And you shouldn't have to pay for your love

Finally, the Literature of Hell was given an A, all flaming with the parents proud.

With your bones and your flesh

They turned to the smirking Stan, whom grinned. All while the car had the bumper sticker marked "My Child is an Honor Student in Hell".

No, Hell is for children

Some time later, back at the school where the chalkboard was marked "Final Exam Today: No. 2 Pitchforks Only", Morrigan looked at the students.

Morrigan: Now students, it's final exam day and none of you wants to repeat the class like a certain student I don't want to embarrass.

She saw Fred's hand up once more.

Morrigan: Yes, Fred Fredburger?

Fred Fredburger: What is the Captial of South Dakota? Is it Torture?

She groaned in annoyance.

Morrigan: BeelzeStan? You're first.

Stan grinned, taking a mace and rack with fish while the students watched.

Morrigan: And you're going to torment a very special sinner we prepared just for you.

She snapped her fingers, causing a puff of smoke to make a familiar face on a rack appear, shocking Stan.

Stan: Dad?! (to Morrigan) T-that's my dad, dude! I can't hurt him.

Randy: No, Stan, I WANT you to do it.

Stan: (shocked) But why?

Randy: Stan, you went to Hell and came back a winner like Jesus. Now come on, son. Pull me apart like string cheese.

Stan started grinning warmly before taking the mace. Outside the school, Randy's screams were heard. Later, the next day, where it said "Graduation Ceremony Today", while omnious choir was heard, the students with graduation clothing watched on the podium as Satan spoke.

Satan: Andrew LeBeau defined success as the action of achieving one's goal.

Demonius: (glares) Don't you, Andy?

The African person looked worried.

Andy: (weeping) I don't care! Why am I here?

Demonius: Because your show sucks and we hate you.

Satan: Well, I'll tell who is SUPPOSE to be here, class Maladictorian: BeelzeStan Marsh.

He pointed to Stan walked up to Satan while the crowd applauded. As they cheered, only Shelly frowned while Randy, looking like a zombie, chuckled with head held.

Randy: He-he-he. (looks back) Which one's yours?

The man, Mr. Hitcher, whom took the photo, groaned as he pointed.

Randy: (grins) Nice.

(End of Act 1)
KNS: Clubhouse of Horror 25 1
The 25th Clubhouse of Horror has arrived with three Halloween tales for you. Segment 1: The South Park Main 4 Boys find a doorway leading to Hell and while there, Stan comes to like the school, planning to transfer and educate himself there.
(Act 3)

A bit later, as a tow truck pulled Skips' van out of the tree, the group (all whom survived) looked upset.

Benson: I hope you two are proud of yourselves. Look where your "scary stories" got us now!

Sakaki: Benson, calm down!

Osaka: She's right. It wasn't stories that got us into the mess. (points) It was Rigby and Bowser.

Rigby: Hey! Skips should've watched where he was going! Besides, Bowser started it.

Bowser: (to Benson) Hey, it wouldn't have happened if YOU, Benson, didn't ban story telling, asshole!

Benson: (furiously) JUST GET IN THE TOW TRUCK!

Rigby: Okay! Okay!

Bowser: Fine, asshole!!

They departed to the tow truck with Benson looking at the tow truck guy.

Benson: Listen, there's a party we need to get to, do you mind dropping us off?

Tow Truck Guy: No problem, chief.

A bit later, the truck headed down the road with the van being towed. After a few moments, the truck stopped, being stuck in a long line of traffic.

Rigby: This is going to take forever!

Tomo: Yeah, what the crap?!

Osaka: I'll be honest, even if we DIDN'T get lost, we woulda been late anyhow due to the traffic here.

Benson: (sighs) I KNEW I should've asked to check the road before we left.

Mr. Nervous: Um...I have an idea: Anyone got another story...but only IF it's a not-so-scary one?

Chiyo: Yeah-ah! A not-so-scary one is a good idea.

Benson: (frowns) Are you kidding me? We just got in an accident, Pops is scared half to death, and you want to tell more stories?!

Mr. Nervous: (yelps) I said "Not-so-scary"! The others were terrifying and I'm trying to find a positive side to all of this, okay?!

Pops: Actually, I wouldn't mind hearing one more tale.

Muscle Man: Yeah, they've been pretty good.

Thomas: I'm down.

Skips: It would be nice to hear one while I'm not driving.

Rigby: See, Benson, even Skips wants to hear one!

All (but Benson): (randomly) Come on! Please! I want one! Let's hear one! I'm so desperate! Stories! Stories!

Benson: (frowns) Ugh! Okay! Okay! Okay! Fine! You all just have to hear one more story? Fine!

Miss Scary: I got an idea suggestion for you, Mr. Nervous: Frankenstein!

Mr. Nervous: (panics) AHHH! Now I don't feel like it!

Benson: I wasn't finished, Miss Scary. I said we'll hear one more, but this time I'm telling the story!

Rigby: Aw, what?

Mr. Nervous: Good idea! I don't feel like telling one anymore!!

Benson: Anyway...

Rigby: Wait, does it involve monkeys?

Benson: (turning red) NO!

Rigby: Okay, go on!

Some: (annoyed) Fine.

Benson: Now pay attention, you just might learn something.

Peter: (to the camera) Everyone, brace yourselves. This is probably one of Benson's character bashing stories getting involved.

Benson: (annoyed) Who are you talking to? Weirdo.

(Segment 3: Wallpaper Man)

At the familiar park house, the room to Mordecai and Rigby's opened with the duo and friends laughing.

Rigby: Pickles. He-he-he.

Hotaru: Yeah, that's funny.

Just then, Benson arrived, tossing wallpaper equipment to the group, almost hitting them.

Jack: Whoa, watch it!

Mordecai: What's all this?!

Benson: You guys are re-wallpapering the house today.

Mordecai: Aw, what?!

Rigby: Why?!

Benson: (points) Because of that!

He pointed to where the drawing of Rigby said "This job is like prison!" and a drawing of Mordecai was saying "I found a way out!" before a hole from the wallpaper was shown before chuckling was heard.

Rigby: Wait, how do you know it was us?! It could've been Puppetmon or Jack's doing.

Both: (frowns) What?!

MetalSeadramon: Well you two DO like to get in trouble too.

Mordecai: Come on. It could've been anyone else!

Benson frowns as he points to a drawing of the two showing their butts saying 'Benson Sucks Ass'.

Mordecai: (sweatdrop) Oh.

Benson groaned in annoyance.

Mordecai: Okay, okay, fine, we'll just patch up that one spot!

Hotaru: Won't it look very bad?

Jack: It's no problem...the lines are horizontal, right?

Some: Vertical.

Jack: Damn!

Benson: Besides, no, you can't, because that wallpaper is discontinued, so you gotta do the whole house with this new stuff so it all matches!

Rigby: But we don't even know how to wallpaper walls!

Hotaru: And besides, we don't even KNOW what kind of wallpaper you got us.

Benson angrily tossed the instructions to the eight.

Benson: Just follow the instructions, and make it nice or you're doing it over again.

Rigby: You didn't have to throw the equipment at us!

Benson: (departing) Yes, I did!

Hotaru: And me too?

Benson: (snaps) ESPECIALLY you!!

Finally, he was gone as Jack groaned.

Jack: Yeesh, what an ass!

Benson's Voice: I heard that!

Jack yelped, clutching to the annoyed Piedmon. A bit later, Rigby was reading the instructions before looking at the gang, whom were truggling with the wallpaper, which was falling off the wall while it looked badly.

Rigby: No, no, no! Step 5A: Smooth the glue paste BEFORE applying the paper, 5B: Smooth the paper and apply the glue paste.

Mordecai: Wait, what?

Rigby: Gah! I don't know, man! These don't make any sense.

Mordecai: Agh! I hate wallpapering!

Jack: Yeah, what the crap is the point?! It's like Mr. Fussy forcing us to do chores all over again!

Mordecai: Except we just tolerate Fussy. Benson is another story!

MetalSeadramon: Well this sucks! I just wish we could get someone else to do it.

To their notice, they saw the TV in the hallway turning on, showing an ad for anti-wallpapering.

Man: Do you hate wallpapering, trying to do it yourself, but the instructions just don't make sense?

Mordecai: (shocked) Did you turn on the TV?

Rigby: No.

Hotaru: Who brought the TV here?

Puppetmon: Not me this time!

They saw a man in overalls waving while in a nice living room.

Man: Hi. I'm Jan, the Wallpaper Man. I'm here to do away with all your wallpaper problems, and believe me, I've been there.

He was then shown holding wallpapers before dropping them to the ground.

Jan: Nobody likes wallpapering, not even me! I've just been doing it for over 40 years and have gotten pretty darn good at it, so let me deal with all the headaches for you.

Rigby: (dryly) Yeah if only we had a million bucks!

Jan: Now you're probably thinking "Yeah, if only we had a million bucks!" And normally, you'd be right!

They looked a bit stunned.

Jan: (grins) But with Jan the Wallpaper Man, the first job's free!!

All: Wwwhhhaatttt???

Jan: That's right. I'll wallpaper your whole house for free, but in return I only ask that for your next wallpaper job, you call old Jan here first.

All: Wow.

Jan: A free job for first dibs on your second job, now that sounds like a good deal, right!?

The phone number appeared below himself.

Jan: So call 555-01WALLPAPERMAN and I'll wallpaper your house, I really will!

Finally, the TV shut itself off just as Muscle Man arrived.

Muscle Man: Why is the TV in the hallway?

Machinedramon: I don't have a clue to even HOW it got from the living room to here!!

Rigby: Gah! The TV's possessed!

Mordecai: Hey Muscle Man, do you ever order stuff off the TV?

Muscle Man: Oh for sure! Especially if it's a local business. I once bought some sweet old-replica hand grenades from this old army dude off the TV, and it turns out they were the real deal!

Mordecai: What? No way!

Muscle Man: Remember when the shed exploded last week and I told you it was lightning?

Rigby: Yeah it wasn't even raining.

Muscle Man: Exactly. I'm getting a second shipment today. I'm telling you, local TV dudes always come through for you.

He walked backward from the group.

Hotaru: (pauses) Should we call him?

Mordecai: Maybe. I know Benson's credit card number!

Rigby: What? What was his credit number?

Mordecai: 12345!

Rigby: 12345? (frowns) That's the stupidest combination I've heard in my life! It sounds like something some idiot would put on his luggage!

Jack: (sweatdrops) Yeeeah.

Hotaru: But he said the first one's free.

Mordecai: It's just in case we want it redone.

Later, at the front of the house, the doorbell rang before the door opened with a familiar man waving.

Jan: Hi there. Jan the Wallpaper Man.

Mordecai: Oh great. Come in, Come in.

Jan: (entering) Well okay.

Mordecai: (limping oddly) Walk this way.

Jan: If I could walk that way, I wouldn't be in the wallpaper business.

Some: Augh.

After he entered, the man glanced at the area.

Piedmon: So this is it, you'll do the whole house, right?

Rigby: For free, right?

Jan: Yes, yes, the whole house for free.

Rigby: We don't even have to tip you?

He turned back, smiling a bit.

Jan: Nope, nope, nothing like that. I promise.

Mordecai: Ha ha, great.

Jan: And it's just you two here?

Hotaru: Ah, no, there bunch of people out of this place. Should we clear everyone out?

Jan: Oh, no, no, that's fine. I'll deal with them if I see them.

Mordecai: Well, we got some important video games to play. So we'll leave you to it.

Jack: Come on, I got the Smash Bros. game and Wii U upstairs!

Puppetmon: 8 Player Mode, here I come!

Quickly, the eight headed upstairs.

Jan: Okay, thank you, sirs and ma'am!

He then squinted his eyes suspiciously with a cruel grin.

Jan: (darkly) I'll be done in no time.

French Narrator: 3 Hours Later...

A bit later, the eight playing the game saw the Game Over screen.

Rigby: Augh!

Mordecai: Let's take a break.

Rigby: (wincing) I can't feel my thumbs.

Mordecai: (glares) That's because you're playing with your feet.

Rigby is shown playing with his feet.

Rigby: Hey, I find that I can play better this way.

Jack: I can't feel either of my body parts.

Hotaru: (sighs) Let's go check and see that wallpaper guy's done.

The group went outside the room, noticing the entire hallway with peculiar red striped with deep purple color.

Eight: Whoa!

Machinedramon: Nice!

Rigby: (touches the wallpaper) Check out this new wall shine.

Mordecai: (grins) Dude, this is the best idea we've ever had.

Rigby: Let's check out the rest of our house.

Jack nods as he opens a door, yelping as a bunch of junk fell on him.

Jack: Gah! Broom closet!

Jack pushes the stuff aside before closing the door.

Jack: (shrugs) Can't be right all the time.

Just then, they heard three familiar screams, being shocked.

Mordecai & Rigby: POPS!

Jack: Rika!

Hotaru: Renamon, too!

Quickly, they rushed to the staircase, which like almost everything else was covered by the same wallpaper then gasped, noticing the three mentioned being put underneath the wallpaper by Jan.

Pops: (panics) BAD SHOW! BAD SHOW! BAD SHOW!!

Rika: AGH!

Renamon: Stop this!!

Mordecai: (glares) Stop!

Jack: What the hell are you doing?

Jan turned toward them, hissing with his now sharp teeth and cat-like eyes, hopping to the wall and climbing around like a spider, exiting the room. Quickly, the eight hurried to the three stuck in wallpaper.

Mordecai: Are you okay?

Hotaru: (worried) What happened?

Jack: Piedmon, the sword!

The Digimon nodded, giving it to Jack before he sliced the paper, freeing the three trapped.

Pops: I don't know! I was just heading to the kitchen for an ice lolly when that man fell upon me.

Rika: We just got in and got jumped by that jerk!

They walked around the place, looking at everything with the same color of the wallpaper.

Rigby: This guy must be nuts!

Hotaru: I KNEW that ad was a bad sign!

Rigby: Yeah. "First one free?!" What does that even mean?!

Renamon: We gotta get him outta here before Benson sees-

Just then, the gang gasped, hearing Benson's scream.

Most: (shocked) Benson!!!

The gang quickly went down the hall, then gasped, noticing the entire area covered in wallpaper, which seem to lead off into the darkness, confusing a few of them.

Some: Huh?

Rigby: What did that guy do?

Renamon: What do you think, idiot?

Benson's Voice: HELP!!

Mordecai: Come on.

Quickly, the gang hurried down the hallway together.

Most: Benson!!!

They turned different corners before noticing the hallway splitting up to different directions.

Rika: Come on.

The group went down to one of the paths, though they stopped at a dead end.

Mordecai: Aaagh! We gotta go back. Go back!

They went back before heading to another direction, leading to another path. Afterward, they stopped, panting as they saw the path splitting in two with Mordecai looking at both directions. When he looked at one direction, he saw Jan scurrying past and laughing wickedly.

Mordecai: HEY!

They began heading down the path before hearing Benson's voice at the other direction.

Benson's Voice: Help!

Pops: Benson!!!

Hotaru: What do we do?

Mordecai: (to Rigby) Okay, you and Pops with Rika and Hotaru go find Benson. Jack and I'm going after the wallpaper man.

They darted off while Rigby's group headed to another direction.

Rigby: Come on, Pops.

With Mordecai's group, the six were in pursuit after the man crawling along the ceiling.

Mordecai: HEY! STOP!

Jack: Get back here, asshole!

With Rigby's group, they looked around the area in the hall.

Rigby: Benson?

Hotaru: Hello?

Pops: (worried) Oh, I don't like this at all.

Rika: (notices) Shh. Quiet, Pops.

They listened while looking at both directions.

Benson's Voice: Help!

Rigby: (shouts) Benson, we're coming!

They hurried down the hall. All while Mordecai's group kept chasing Jan. He finally stopped, hopping to the ground before all of a sudden, the walls opened up with him going through it. The wall closed and curved to the left.

Six: (shocked) Whoa...

They continued down the curved hall. All while Rigby's group kept running.

Rigby: We must be getting close.

Pops: Benson!!!

Just then, the group collided to one another.

Mordecai: What the...

Rigby: Aaagh! We're getting nowhere!

Jack: Yeah, it's like the Matrix and the Labyrinth combined without any musicals!

Pops: (gasps) Look!

He pointed to the wall which opened up to reveal another passageway while the other walls boxed the group at the sides.

Mordecai: I think it wants us to go this way. Come on.

After a few moments, they, with the girls reluctant, walked down the hall, though they noticed something wrong.

Pops: I think we're growing.

Mordecai: No. The hall's getting smaller.

Rigby then quickly grabs Rika and shakes her.

Rigby: And Rika's getting laaaaaaaarger!

Rika: (slaps him) Cut it out!

However, Piedmon felt the wall.

Piedmon: What the...? (frowns) It's an optical illusion. That's MY trick he's stealing!

MetalSeadramon: Go back.

However, when the group turned, they gasped, noticing the wall blocked with the panicked raccoon trying to find a way out.

Rigby: What? No, no, no! I can't stand small spaces!

Mordecai: Okay, just calm down.

Rigby: (panics) I need air! I can't breathe!

Rika: You can breathe. Don't panic!


The raccoon kept screaming, shoving everyone else.

Mordecai: Aw, stop!

Hotaru: Rigby!!!

The raccoon scratched the walls frantically before he ripped one of them right through the wallpaper house, falling to the ground and panting.

Mordecai: Whoa...

Benson's Voice: Help!

Mordecai: Hold on, Benson!

Renamon: (to the group) Come on, let's go.

Jack: Right, start tearing it up!

They started using their hands, tails, and weapons, breaking off pieces of wallpaper, going through each hall before finally breaking off the last one, showing a cavern of a sort.

Rigby: Are we still in the house?

Just then, they saw Benson, Skips, a delivery man, and what appeared to be Muscle Man tied up by wallpaper hanging upside down from the ceiling.

Benson: (snaps) Hey! Help!

Rigby: Whoa...

Jack: They've been cocooned!!

Rigby: (confused) Steve Guttenberg is in this?!

Rika: Are you guys okay?

Benson: (frowns) Do we LOOK okay? Hurry up and get us down from here.

Rigby: (notices) Who's that guy?

Delivery Guy: (worried) I was just trying to deliver a package to Mitch Sorrenstein. (crying) I don't wanna die!

He began sobbing.

MetalSeadramon: (scoffs) Whiner.

Mordecai: Don't worry! we'll get-

Just then, Jan jumped and appeared in front of the group, hissing menacingly.

Renamon: (glares) Let our friends go, and then get out of their house!!!

Machinedramon: Do it or we'll use the power of our acquaintaces' crest on you! THEN you'll be sorry!!

Just then, to their horror, a spideleg popped out of Jan, making them gasp. They looked horrified, noticing the clothing torn off, showing a spider body with the head instantly transforming into a spider's head with many eyes.

Most: AHHHH!!


Puppetmon: Oh great! And the spider haters ain't here to save us or help us whack that stupid thing!

The group gasped while Pops screeched with fear, being snatched by the spider before he was sprayed by the wallpaper, which was also silk, before he was hung on the ceiling as well.

Renamon: Quick, Rika, you have to-

Just then, the two owners were hit by the silk, wrapped up by the silk as well before being hung up.

Puppetmon: (sweatdrops) A little late for that.

Piedmon: That's it! (to the animals & Hotaru) Just throw everything you have at that thing! We'll fight 'til we drop!

The three non-powered ones nodded, chucking rocks at the spider, whom roared while it bounced and hit the spider. At that moment, one rock hit Benson.

Benson: (snaps) Watch it!

Hotaru: (worried) Sorry, Benson!

Renamon: Our turn! DIAMOND STAR!!

The diamond stars headed to Jan, whom used the silk, which blocked the attack.

Renamon: What?!

MetalSeadramon: This requires more power, like us, so stand back! RIVER OF-

Puppetmon: PUPPET-

Machinedramon: GIGA-

Piedmon: TRUMPH-

Just then, the five Digimon were wrapped around the silk before being flung to the ceiling.

Hotaru: NOOOO!!

The spider fired at the remaining three, whom dodged quickly. Mordecai tossed another rock at the bug, whom ducked. However, it hit the wrapped up Muscle Man, whom fell to the ground, then got up, freeing himself.

Muscle Man: Eeeyuh! I'm free. Eat on that, you eight-legged-

Just then, the spider leg pierced Muscle Man by the stomach as the bug roared at him with some bits of blood shown.

Muscle Man: (scoffs) Whatever. That didn't even hurt. If your job was to kill people, you'd probably get fired. Heh heh.

Just then, Muscle Man was lifted up as he noticed.

Muscle Man: Huh? Wha...? (glares) Hey! Don't even think about eating me, bro!

He screamed before Muscle Man was swallowed in one gulp.

Three: (gasps) Muscle Man!!!

Hotaru: (frightened) No...

Benson: Help us! What are you waiting for?

Hotaru: We're trying to find an opening AND its weakness!

They kept throwing rocks at it.

Hotaru: It's hard, Benson and we're at least TRYING!!

Then, one of the rocks hit where Skips was, freeing the yeti whom landed safely on the ground, though cracks were heard on his ankles, wincing.

Skips: My ankles!

Another rock hit where Pops was, freeing him, though he crashed to the ground.

Pops: Uhh...My arm...

Finally, Jack and Rika crashed to the ground, being free with more cracks heard.

Rika: ribs.

Jack: neck!

Benson: (dryly) Great rescue.

She frowned while another rock hit Benson's wrappings. However, the gumball man landed safely and unharmed.

Benson: You're gonna kill us before that spider gets the chance.

Hotaru: (glares) At least we WERE aiming at him!

Just then, the delivery guy was freed, landing in Benson's arms before the Digimon were also freed, landing as well.

Mordecai: Come on, let's go! We gotta get outta here!

Most began departing before Benson stopped, glaring at Mordecai and Rigby.

Benson: No, you don't! You two are staying here!

Mordecai & Rigby: What??

Benson: You hired that thing. You fire it.

Rigby: But we don't got anything flammable to use!

The spider behind them growled.

Rigby: Besides, without it, that spider's gonna kill us!

Benson: Not my problem!

Both: AUGH!!

Rika: What the hell's wrong with you, Benson?

Benson carried the injured four out of the building.

Benson: Sorry, can't hear you, Rika!! Am carrying injured and getting the crap OUTTA HERE!!

She frowned in annoyance.

Renamon: (snaps) You get back here!

As all, but Jack, Rika, Mordecai, and Rigby left, the two turned to where the spider was.

Rigby: Okay! Listen up, Jan!

Jan crawled toward them.

Rigby: You're fired!

However, the spider tried stomping on the yelping Rigby.

Rigby: Okay! You're lay-off!

The spider tries to stomp on him again.

Rigby: Err, on vacation?

The spiider tries to stomp on him.

Rigby: Damn it! Give me something to use!

Mordecai: Dude, that was a metaphor! We need to stay and destroy him!

Rigby: (shocked) What? Really?

Jack: (horrified) We have to die?!

The spider roared, causing rocks to fall from the ceiling while the boulders fell, blocking the exit.

Rigby: Now what?

Mordecai: Dude, Muscle Man's package!

Rigby: What? Muscle Man's package?

Jack: Yeah! He was expecting a package of grenades! It's in the box that was left behind!

He pointed to the box.

Mordecai: Just go get the box. We'll cover you.

Jack: You DO know I have a whiplash.

Rika: Just toss rocks, dummy!

The three, with the two still in pain, quickly threw the rocks while the spider glanced at Rigby. It was hit by the rocks before glaring at the three. Finally, Rigby slid to the box, heading back to the three dodging.

Rigby: Got it!

Mordecai: Open it! Open it!

Rigby struggled, trying to open the box.

Rigby: I can't...this stupid tape...

It finally tore off, showing the package opened.

Rigby: There.

Just then, the four screamed, being grabbed/stabbed by the beast.

Four: AHHHHH!!

It prepared to swallow the four whole.

Rigby: Great! So, what's the plan now?

Rika: (looks inside/coughs blood)) And aren't these just replica grenades?

Mordecai: No, Muscle Man said they were the real deal, remember?

Rigby: Oh, yeah!

Jack: (weakly/coughs blood) Quick, pull out all the pins!

Some of the pins were pulled from the grenades before Jan moved them closer to his mouth.

Mordecai & Rika: Special delivery.

Rigby & Jack: Time to redecorate.

Mordecai: (confused) Wait, what?

Rigby: Time to redecorate. Because of all the wall—

Jack: (groans) AUGH, just throw it.

The beast ate the package with activated grenades.

Mordecai & Rigby: Whooooooooa!

Mordecai: Boom!

Rigby: Eat it, Jan!

Four: Ha ha! (hi-fiving) Yea-uh!

Rika: (realizes) Hey, hold on. I just remembered: How far away are we supposed to be before these things go off?

Mordecai: Wait, what?

Rigby: Usually, pretty far, which we can't because we're dying AND trapped inside.

Jack: What?! Benson, you stupid f-

Back outside, the house exploded with Benson's group all flying away from the house and landing on the ground. They groaned with Benson looking back at where the house was burning.

(End of Segment 3)

Narrator: Ending 1...

Benson: (smugly) The end.

Most had their mouths wide open with Mr. Nervous, Pops, and Chiyo all shivering in fear before the nervous Mr. Man fainted.

Mordecai: Dude, that story was lame!

Rigby: Yeah, Benson, we're not even THAT dumb!

Benson: (frowns) It's my story! I'll tell it how I want it!

Peter: (frowns) That wasn't scary, that was character bashing, just like you were bashing us when you ate all those best burgers in the world we were gonna enjoy that we worked hard for, ya ungrateful bastard.

Benson: (snaps) WILL YOU SHUT UP ABOUT THAT?! None of you were doing your job and-

Peter: Fine, if that's the case, then you don't mind if I do this: (to the gang) Listen up, everyone. I got a story about Benson.

Benson: No, you don't! No more stories, Peter. No more stories from anyone!

Most: (glares) Same with you, Basher!

Benson: IT'S BENSON!!

Tow Truck Guy: (points) Party is just up ahead, chief.

All: (randomly) YEAH! Whoo! Woo-hoo! Awesome!

Benson: (grins) Ha! See? Great. We're almost there.

Rigby: (dryly) Yeah, totally great.

Stewie: Okay. That means there's enough for me to tell the story to chose how dumb Benson is! AND how dumb Brian is.

Benson: No, there isn't! Story time is over, Stewie!

Brian: He's right, don't do it, Stewie.

Stewie: Once upon a time, Benson's so dumb!

Benson: No stories!

Peter: Well it was your OWN fault for getting us lost in the first place. Besides, your family tree sucks ass!

He gasped in shock.

Most: (realizes) Uh oh...

In anger, Benson clenched his fist before grabbing Peter in fury.

Benson: You...SON OF A BITCH!!

After Benson punched Peter, the man began punching Benson. As they kept punching, the others shouted with a few chanting "fight" over and over. Brian, having enough, prepared to go near the two.

Brian: Both of you, enough!!

He was knocked away by Benson, hitting the tow truck guy whom yelped and screamed as they headed to the tree in front of the house they were heading.

All: AHHHH!!

Inside the party, as everyone else was having a good time, they heard a crash noise, yelping a bit.

Lois: What the hell was that?

Quickly, everyone in the house came outside, looking at the sight with Margaret looking worried.

Margaret: Are you okay?

The blu jay peeked a bit, coughing a bit.

Mordecai: (coughing) Huh?

Finally, out came the group with all of them ghosts like Hi-Fives.

Mordecai: Yeah, we're fine. (notices) Huh?

Brian: What the-!?

Mordecai: Aw, what?! We didn't survive the crash?!

Rigby: I guess not.


Rigby: (slams Benson's hand) You can't fire me, I'm dead!

Peter: Yeah, it was your own fault you didn't control your anger when I mocked your loser whore family.

Brian: Peter, Benson, everyone, stop it! Your anger and bashing one another is what caused all of this in the first place!

Peter: Hey, I can't help it! I didn't get a beer all night!

Lois: Look, everyone, enough! Now, I know you had a rough night, but this is a party where we need to be together, where we have to stay together and just have a good time, like in those stories, despite them scary, but hey, we ALL need to be a little scared sometimes, right Pops?

Pops: fact, it made me feel better about being brave, despite me being scared.

Lois: And despite you all dead, at least you're here. And at any rate, what matters is you're all here.

Peter: Hey, maybe if we're lucky, we jumped out of our bodies!

Stewie: Oh God. Don't tell me you saw "Ghost Dad"!

Lois: So come on, join the fun.

Chris: (grins) Yeah, you heard mom! This party's just getting started!

Rigby: WHOOO!! (whooping) PARTY!

Everyone else cheered before entering the house with Benson still outside, sighing.

Benson: Ugh. Why do I even bother?

Skips You're coming in?

Yomi: They got cake in there.

Benson: (sighs) Yeah, I guess.

Tow Truck Guy: Yeah, luckily I hit a monster while we were dying. No one else is going to die tonight.

Finally, he entered the house while the party inside commenced. All while from the front of the truck, out came a frowning ghost Meg, whom groaned while floating toward the house.

Narrator: Ending 2...aka the What If...

Benson: (smugly) The end.

Most had their mouths wide open with Mr. Nervous, Pops, and Chiyo all shivering in fear.

Muscle Man: Whoa...harsh, bro.

Mordecai: Yeah, I think we're a little smarter than that, Benson.

Rigby: Yeah, plus there's no way you could lift Pops, Skips, AND that delivery guy, let alone Jack or Rika who YOU purposely killed.

Rika: Yeah, I'm insulted. Why did you kill some of your GOOD friends off?

Benson: (frowns) It's my story! I'll tell it how I want it!

After a few moments, the cars started moving more freely with the tow truck following.

Ryan: Ugh, finally!

Jessie: I thought this traffic would never clear out!

Muscle Man: (fist pumps) Party's on!!

Finally, the gang noticed a few ambulance vehicles and police cars around where police tape was.

Sakaki: (notices) Whoa...looks like there was an accident.

Tomo: (shocked) No way! (shoves the others) I wanna see!

Rigby: Me too!

They tried pushing away.

Mordecai: (grunts) Hey, dude! That's called rubber necking. (glares) That is not cool.

Rigby: (glares) You're a rubber neck!

Tomo: You're not cool, you rubber neck!

Rigby: (grunts) Move over! I wanna see!

He looked at the side of the window while the driver, now with eyes covered by his hat, glancing.

Tow Truck Driver: Don't worry, I'll drive by nice and slow for ya so you can get a good look.

He relieved the foot on the pedal as the truck slowed down. Everyone looked, noticing themselves getting close to the incident with Rigby's face pressed against the glass. Just then, his smile faded as he started looking horrified.

Rigby: (frightened) Uh...guys?

Everyone else looked, noticing what appeared to be a familiar van crashed to the tree, looking stunned

Skips: Hey, that looks just like my van.

Mordecai: What's going ooooon?

They looked at where the officers were looking at the crime scene with Mr. Nervous turning pale at the paramedics surrounding the covered tarps with the bodies of many people covered up along with three familiarish figures.

Mr. Nervous: Uh...guys?

He pointed to what looked like Mordecai, Rigby, and even Brian's corpses, all battered, bruised, and with blood on the ground before the tarp covered up the bodies.

Stewie: (gasps) Oh no...Brian!'re-

Brian: What the-?! Is

The figure covered the last of the bodies before it turned, showing a skull face with everyone screaming in fear.


Miss Scary: Ha-ha-ha-ha! WHOA! What a shocker!

Mr. Nervous: (points) Then who the heck is-?

He pointed to the driver, who's face was revealed to be a skull, glaring as the others screamed.

Most: AHHHH!!

Benson quickly tried opening the door, though without success.

Benson: The door's locked!

The truck turned away from the main road, heading down the dark, eerie road with the truck starting to speed up.

Just then, a vortex opened up in the ground with flames bursting from the opening. The truck headed closer and closer toward the flaming ground.

Peter: It's official: We really ARE going to hell!

Mordecai: This can't be happening! This can't be happening!

Ryan: What?! But some of us aren't evil OR atheists!

Brian: Um...(worried) I am.

Rigby: Is Hell the office place? It sucks!

Stewie: (shocked) Brian, please! I don't want to see you go to hell! Not like this! Not like this!!

Rigby: All I wanted was to go to the partyyyyyy!!

Chiyo: But I'm too young to go to the other place!!

Tow Truck Driver: (grins) Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Don't you fellas worry, there's plenty of parties where WE'RE goin'!

Peter: Eh, I wouldn't worry about it. We probably get resurrected into bugs, cows or something.

Tow Truck Driver: (annoyed) You're ruining the moment!

Peter: Oh yeah, what are you gonna do? Frantilize me?

Tow Truck Driver: Oh something horrifying and hideous to you!

Peter: (gasps) NOOOO! Anything but the Giant Chicken tortures!

He slammed the gas pedal really hard with the truck zooming toward the flames, then it flew up with everyone inside screaming and Miss Scary laughing wickedly before the truck dove into the fiery opening. The screams continued before a blast of fire was heard while ghostly howls were heard with spirits swirling from the flames. Afterward, cackling was heard before it panned to show the head of a jack-o-lantern laughing with the flames still bursting inside it.

Jack-o-lantern: Happy Halloween!!

Narrator: End of both endings...

Finally, a familiar figure was seen awakening, then he picked up what appeared to be a wallpaper piece, a toy bus, a bowling ball set, and a toy jack-o-lantern nearby where his bed was.

Phage: (groans) Hell's Bells, this is the last time I ask CF to sleep with these ridiculous tools he uses.

He tossed them in the garbage before finally going to sleep.

(ED: To Be Yourself by Reina Yazawa)
KNS: Terror Tales of the Park 2: KNS Style 3
Segment 3: Mordecai, Rigby, and friends hire a wallpaper man to fix up the house with new wallpaper. However, this guy may have something sinister going on once the true motives commence. Includes two endings to the main tale.
I thought I'd let you know that on Saturday is the annual Family Reunion of my family. And unfortunately, despite not wanting to go, I'm forced to go anyway because I'm told so and forced to go anyway. Ugh, every time I go there, it's the same thing: All the people I don't even know or care about look at me and they completely ignore me, wasting my time while I have to wait and listen to all those boring and uninteresting conversations. My parents think it'll be good to be in there, but honestly, it isn't! Ugh! And I can't even think of an excuse to not go (and I did try honestly telling them, but they refuse). Why do I have to be dragged there when I don't want to anyway?
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Please read, not joking. God has seen you struggling with something. God says it's over. A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in God send this message on. Please don't ignore it. You are being tested. God is going to fix two things BIG tonight in your favor. DROP everything and pass it on. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. Don't break this chain. Send this to 14 friends in 10 minutes. It's not that hard.
julayla Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2014
I sent an angel to watch over you last night but it came back.
I asked, "why?"
The angel said, "angels don't watch over angels."
Twenty one angels are IN your world.
Ten of them are sleeping, Ten are playing, one is reading this message.
Send this to ten friends including me.
I guess if I don't get it back I'm not one of them. As soon as you get five replies someone you love will quietly surprise you.
Please read, not joking. God has seen you struggling with something. God says it's over. A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in God send this message on. Please don't ignore it. You are being tested. God is going to fix two things BIG tonight in your favor. DROP everything and pass it on. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. Don't break this chain. Send this to 14 friends in 10 minutes. It's not that hard.
Tyler5544 Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2014
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